Chapter 256: The Lord is sad
Qiao Mu and I were startled and looked for prestige.
I saw two women slowly walking out of the forest not far away.
The two women were dressed in gorgeous pale green robes embroidered with glittering gold threads. Their hair was permed in a rich fashion, and they wore thick white gold necklaces around their necks. On each of the snow-white arms hung four precious jade bracelets.
Just dressed like this, she does look like a very rich woman. But their expressions were cold, and they floated towards me and the arbor. Not to mention the figure, how good can the bucket waist be? Not to mention the appearance, the yellow skin is still not fated with beauty after rubbing rouge and gouache, and the lipstick is too exaggerated.
I was stunned. Because that's my two ghost sisters-in-law, Rhubarb and Erhuang.
Brother Xiao Qiao was shocked at first sight, and then cried with a face, and shouted: Oh my God, my two precious wives, have you come so far to visit your relatives as husbands? Let the husband be so moved, so moved! Not seen for many days. The two ladies have changed their old appearance into a new look, showing more youth, beauty and wealth! It is really busy to deal with government affairs for her husband every day. There has been no rest on weekends, and he loves the people like children wholeheartedly and takes the development of the local economy as his own responsibility. I'm sorry I couldn't go home to visit!
I'm already depressed. This little Brother Qiao is really going to cry like that. I already feel that the two ghost sisters-in-law are not good, and their eyes are so cold that they seem to be about to kill! They walked towards us without saying a word, which really made people feel even worse for Brother Qiao.
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I still smiled and greeted the two ghost sisters-in-law. They responded to me, but their tone was a little cold, and Uncle Wildflower ignored me after they screamed.
When he came to him, Rhubarb glared at Qiao Mu and shouted: Dead wood, don't say it so affectionately! We're pretty good without you coming home. Why are you all going to be the lord of the city god, what are you crying about? Whoever loses us doesn't?
Qiao Mu immediately changed his smile, nodded, and said: The eldest lady has learned a lesson! What a lesson! This eldest man is just a former wife in a foreign country, and his heart is moved, so he has the urge to cry.
Er Huang said coldly: I heard that in this Yunshan County Mansion, what kind of red light special service area have you opened up to regularly carry out ghost sister physical examinations? Is it?
I, Khan, this evil little Brother Qiao, actually started this kind of thing? Could it be that Mu Ziyanping was inspired by the matter?
Qiao Mu immediately said in a straight voice: Back to the words of the second lady, for the sake of the husband, this is also for the sake of the health of those lonely people in Yunshan County! Stability is paramount! They need it, but they don't have the object, so this red light special service area is also very necessary. Strengthening the administration of such areas and promoting a healthy lifestyle is also something that the people of the Yin Democratic Party should do! As a ghost parent official, he has to think about everything, which is also how it should be.
But as soon as our little Brother Qiao's words fell, Rhubarb suddenly stretched out his right hand and grabbed his left ear. He wanted to hide, but he didn't, isn't this miserable?
Rhubarb snorted coldly: Bastard dead wood, that's it! I heard that you often go to the red light special service area at night to inspect the work, hold a ghost sister symposium, and several beautiful female ghost stationmasters of the ghost sister service station have invited you to eat, drink, and chat until late at night, there are such things? Is your taste getting heavier?
I'm speechless anyway, and I can't help but stay away. This kind of little Brother Qiao's housework, the ghost sister-in-law and husband, may hurt the innocent! I also know that Brother Xiao Qiao doesn't seem to have any secrets in front of the two ghost sisters-in-law! I don't know how the two ghost sisters-in-law knew about this on the other side of the Dead Sea?
Qiao Mu's face turned red, and he quickly shook his head, and said, "Oh, my eldest lady, you must have misunderstood!" Strengthening the ideological construction of Sister Ghost is also one aspect of my work! Although the ghost sister stationmaster is a little amorous, but my arbor is also a person who guards himself like jade, how can he have anything with them? It takes a long time to just eat working meals, drink working wine, and talk about detailed work. Haven't you heard that the new atmosphere of the work of our Yunshan County Government has been on the Nanhong Hades Radio and Television Station, and the Lord of Ran Leng Governor has called on all districts and counties to learn from my Yunshan County, and will come to guide the work in a few days!
Er Huang frowned when he heard this, rushed over, grabbed Qiao Mu's right ear, and shouted: Fuck, you have a reason for everything, don't you? Eat work meals and drink work wine, but the five ghost sister stationmasters stayed overnight in your county town God's Mansion that night, as if they slept with you, how can you explain that you dead wood?
The sweat on my forehead, looking at Brother Qiao, I don't know how to explain this evil guy of his.
But Qiao Mu's face was aggrieved, his ears were plucked up like bat ears, his expression was even more painful, and he shouted: Oh my God, my God, my wife, Mrs. and Mrs., they slept in my bed that night, weren't they drunk? After we helped them into the bedroom, they were too drunk to do it, and they fell asleep on the floor for a night! All this is innocent, who is so nonsense? How do you know?
Rhubarb snorted coldly and said: If you don't know the ghost, you can't do it unless you do! Don't think that if our sisters can't read, you can just mess around outside! Uncle Wildflower sent us Xiao Mingyue's little sister, she is literate, taught us to recognize a lot of words, and taught us to surf the Internet. Two days ago, this was spread on the Internet, you don't know yet, right?
As he spoke, Rhubarb looked at me as if there was a little gratitude in his eyes. My head is a little big, this Xiao Mingyue, she can do enough literacy!
Qiao Mu glanced back at me, his expression was so depressed, as if to say: Huaji, my good brother, you have made my brother miserable this time!
I was speechless, so I could only say to the two ghost sisters-in-law: Sisters-in-law, there are a lot of rumor-mongering posts on the Internet now! Please believe that Brother Xiao Qiao is not that kind of person, someone must frame him! If others don't know him, don't I know him? I dare to protect my personality as a guarantee, he is innocent. The ghost sister service stationmaster is all the people who came over from that line, standing across the street, relying on the glass window to greet customers, how can our little Brother Qiao be a county god, how can he condescend to be noble and do such a reluctant thing? Isn't this an insult to the discipline and style of the # members of the Yin People's Party?
Qiao Mu was as if he had seen a savior, and nodded again and again: Yes, yes, Hua Ji is right! As a county parent official and a member of the great Yin People's Party, I must clean myself and be a model of Yin people's morality, how can I do such a thing? Besides, people's services are also charged by the hour, and my salary is managed by the two ladies. It seems that in the future, I will instruct the county's Yinmin propaganda department to strengthen the supervision of online public opinion, strictly control the gates, set up a city god order, severely punish the rumor-mongers, and forward 500 articles to constitute a crime and be punished, I will send his home courier, check his water meter, and let the community send warmth! It's so hateful, I slandered this master, and I am angry! I think I am dedicated to the people, but the people are so hateful to officials, really
Brother Xiao Qiao of the dog day, this remark is so domineering. But the ghost sister-in-law Erhuang was impatient to hear it, and when she mentioned his ear, she shouted: Your broken salary is too much! The two sisters didn't buy a few sets of clothes, didn't go back to the street a few times, and then ran out of them. Tomorrow, the two Neptune Heart diamond rings purchased online will arrive, it is cash on delivery, one million, you hurry up and find a way to find money for us!
Rhubarb also immediately said: The things of the Yin Pin Club are good, genuine, and much more reliable than those on the Yin Bao. There are too many fakes on Yin Bao, and we have been cheated for more than 50,000 yuan, and we have all given bad reviews, and the customer service can't say good things! Our Neptune's Heart Diamond Ring is still purchased from the Haitao Market in the Southern Hades Palace, there is no handling fee and tariff, and it is a 5% discount, so cost-effective! Thank you so much for teaching us so many things, it turns out that this world is so beautiful.
Erhuang loosened Qiao Mu's ears and said to the eldest sister: Yes! Rich is good! It's really good that her husband is an official! Our monthly credit card limit can be increased to 100,000, which is really good! Eldest sister, month, the pearl robe of Yin Nair that I fancy is the one that has just been released in fashion, and it should be available for purchase. Why don't you buy a set too? It's only 200,000!
Rhubarb also loosened Qiao Mu's ears and said to his sister: No! I don't like that style, the milk # is going to be half exposed, shame ghost! Why don't you buy that crystal robe? Although it is 500,000, it will still not go #light. Didn't you see, when we went out on the street that day, there were so many male ghosts staring at us?
Oh, yes! Those male ghosts are too bad, just look at the #
The rhythm of the two ghost sisters-in-law suddenly turned so dramatically, and they turned to shopping discussions, and the discussions were so lively that they even sat on the spot, regardless of how dirty the ground was.
I was sweating profusely and didn't know what to say.
Look at Brother Xiao Qiao again, he was already sitting on the ground, and said to me in a bitter voice: Huaji, that Xiao Mingyue is the bane of Lao Tzu! What the hell did you send here? I know that Yinbao.com is the online shopping e-commerce platform of Ma Biyun, the richest man in the ghost world, but what kind of special thing will Yin products be? Why has Lao Tzu never heard of it? These two losers are going to use the rhythm of the dead man!
I shook my head helplessly and spread my hands to show that I didn't know anything.
At that moment, the discussion between Rhubarb and Erhuang suddenly stopped, and shouted at Qiao Mu in unison: Dead wood, quickly move some money from the county treasury to the old lady, we need it urgently! There is still a villa to be built on the shore of the Dead Sea, and the employment contract has been signed, the cost is 30 million, and the construction will start in a few months! If you can't start the work, the liquidated damages will be 60 million, and the railway construction group is very lawful!
I was completely speechless, the losers of the ghost sisters-in-law were already impossible to look at.
Qiao Mu's face turned pale, his body shook, and he collapsed and was about to roll his eyes