Chapter 145: How many g is three catties
"Hehehehe, this is the photo, to be honest, this girl is still a little similar to Wu Yuexin." Lin Luoyu smiled lewdly.
Wu Yuexin is Lin Luoyu's goddess in college, Lin Luoyu dreamed of soaking her, but unfortunately people have been lukewarm to Lin Luoyu, which makes Lin Luoyu very annoyed.
Later, Wu Yuexin came to this otherworldly space by mistake, and also incarnated as the king of her daughter's country, and met Lin Luoyu again, which has to be said to be a fate given by God.
Lin Luoyu smiled and selected the photo of the maid and clicked the OK button.
"Knock knock ......"
The maid began to shake violently, startling everyone around her.
Lin Luoyu thought to himself: There won't be any fault with this broken machine, right? After all, it's the first time, and with no experience, how can you succeed all at once?
Just when Lin Luoyu comforted himself in his heart, a pair of beautiful legs as white as jade stepped out of the maid's production device.
"Wow! What beautiful legs. Lin Luoyu's little heart was beating wildly, his eyes were staring directly at the pair of calves like jade bottle porcelain, and his saliva was almost dripping.
Nameless and Sword Soul were also stunned, their expressions were not much different from Lin Luoyu's.
The smiles that men smile at when they see beautiful women are basically the same.
But what happened next shocked everyone's jaws.
When the woman walked out of the maid's birth, she turned her face to Lin Luoyu and smiled back. This laugh directly frightened Lin Luoyu into fainting.
"Master, are you alright?" The sword soul hurriedly stepped forward to help Lin Luoyu, pinched his human acupoint, and injected a healing aura into his body.
As soon as Lin Luoyu woke up, he fainted again after seeing the woman standing in front of him smiling at him.
In fact, this is not to blame Lin Luoyu, if you want to blame, you can only blame that woman is too scary, even more terrifying than the devil.
It doesn't matter if her facial features are not correct, the key is that the whole face seems to be spliced from organs randomly plucked from various animals. The eyes are like the eyes of a horse, the nose is like the nose of a pig, the ears are like the ears of a donkey, the mouth is like the mouth of a toad, and there are two horns of a rhinoceros on the head.
The sword soul had no choice but to send another stream of healing gas into Lin Luoyu's body, and Lin Luoyu coughed and slowly opened his eyes.
"Master, let the slave serve you." The woman, who was even scared of the ghost, walked in front of Lin Luoyu and said happily.
"Oh, don't!" Lin Luoyu screamed and fainted again.
"The Gates of Hell!" The sword soul chanted, he flipped his hands, and a black door slowly opened above his head, and countless undead and ghosts were floating around in the gate, and from time to time there was a terrible wail. The cold wind kept blowing from the gates of hell, and the temperature of the entire basement dropped sharply by dozens of degrees.
"Stinky old man, why are you opening a door if you have nothing to do? Didn't know that the host was cold? Close it, do you hear me? Do you hear that? The woman in the maid's costume stepped forward and grabbed the sword soul's neck, glaring at him fiercely with half of her big eyeballs that had already protruded from her eyeballs, and she could eat the sword soul in one bite.
Fortunately, Sword Soul is a big man who has experienced strong winds and waves, and if he were an ordinary person, such as Lin Luoyu, he would have been scared and fainted.
"Give it to me!" The sword soul clasped his palms together, and a pair of huge ghost claws suddenly stretched out from the door above his head, and those ghost claws dragged the woman who was holding the sword soul's neck into the gate of hell at once.
With a bang, the gates of hell were shut.
Immediately, the world was cleared.
The sword soul woke Lin Luoyu up again, and when Lin Luoyu woke up, his legs were still trembling, and it could be seen that the shadow caused by the terrible scene just now in his heart was quite large.
"Master, don't worry, that woman just now, oh no, it's a female ghost, has been taken into the gate of hell by the old man, and now you are safe." The sword soul comforted Lin Luoyu and said.
"Is she gone?" Lin Luoyu had palpitations, he held the wall with one hand, covered his chest with the other, looked around, and found that she was indeed gone.
"The method of making this spiritual weapon is not reliable at all." Lin Luoyu muttered.
"No way, I used to make spiritual weapons according to the method that the spirit stone told me, although there were some failures, but most of them were successful, and the effect was also very good. It's the first time you've made a spiritual weapon, and it's already very good to do so, and if you practice it a few times, you'll be handy and make a better spiritual artifact in the future. Nameless disagrees with Lin Luoyu's opinion, in his opinion, Lin Luoyu is inexperienced and needs more accumulation.
"What this kid said is right, master, if you don't accumulate steps, you can't reach thousands of miles, and you can't accumulate small streams to become rivers and seas. Everything can't be smooth sailing, and only a man who comes out of failure is a truly invincible man. Sword Soul admonished.
"What you said makes a lot of sense, so I'll try again." Lin Luoyu nodded.
So, Lin Luoyu, who was unwilling to fail, walked to the spirit stone again, he put his hand on the spirit stone, and a yellow halo floated on the spirit stone, like a firefly on a summer night, emitting a faint light.
Lin Luoyu closed his eyes, he thought about making an invisibility perfume, as long as he sprayed this invisibility perfume, it would be impossible for others to see him.
Under Lu Lu's guidance, Lin Luoyu quickly entered a meditative state, this time he was more serious than the last time, and he was more concerned about details, even he imagined what it looked like when others couldn't see him. Lin Luoyu felt that he had been sure of it this time, and the invisibility perfume that countless men in the world wanted would soon be made by himself, a peerless genius who was unparalleled in the world.
"Hahahaha......" Lin Luoyu had already laughed proudly before he started to move.
"Grandpa, I have a hunch that he is going to fail again this time." Nameless on the side shook his head and shrugged.
"Well, I have that hunch too, but I'm not going to say it." The sword soul leaned lazily against the wall with his hands on his hips.
After Lin Luoyu bought the materials for making stealth perfume in the system, he started making it non-stop.
"Marijuana 19g, eggshell 34g, dandruff 29g, how can you have dandruff? Oh my God, are you here to be funny? Lin Luoyu muttered to himself, treating Nameless and Sword Soul as air.
"Aloe vera juice 98g, a bottle of Sprite, a bottle of Coke, three catties of soy sauce, how many grams is three catties? Did you know? Lin Luoyu asked the two for help.
"One catty is 500g, three catties is 2500g, I often make spiritual weapons, so I am familiar with these conversion units." Nameless said proudly.
"Okay, I know you didn't learn math well, but it doesn't matter, my math has won the first prize in the National Olympiad, three catties is 3000g, not 2500g." A smug smile crossed the corner of Lin Luoyu's mouth.