The man who claimed to be the professor of the 100,000-volt sheep saw our reaction and said strangely: "Looking at the expressions of the two, have you ever heard of a cheap name before?" ”

How famous Professor Yang is, for more than ten years, he has destroyed countless flowers, relying on the name of scientific treatment to clean up Internet addicted teenagers with electric shocks, everyone in China knows it, and even once became synonymous with modern tiger chairs, where I may not know!

I waved at them, "I'm not busy, I'll take care of something first." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"That's right," Ren Xiaoyan also nodded: "First ask someone to get him back to see who sent him." ”

I walked slowly to the person with tongs, smiled and said, "Taste 100,000 volts, what do you say now?" Do you want to cooperate with us honestly, or do you want to help you become an Internet addict teenager and call again? ”

The pincer man rolled his eyes, couldn't spit out a word, and only after half a sound did he see the corners of his mouth move, and a series of bubbles flowed from the corners of his mouth to the ground, and he said weakly: "You, what you say is what you say......"

See, the power of 100,000 volts is too shocking, this guy has completely lost the confidence to resist, and has become honest - then again, this is exactly the same as after being electrocuted on TV, Professor Yang is really powerful.

Ren Xiaoyan shouted next to her: "Ask him why he killed us." ”

The face of the tong person changed, and he said stubbornly: "I won't betray her......" "I don't need you to say, I know," I yelled at Ren Xiaoyan, turned back to him and spit at him: "Isn't it just a snake spirit, I'm bah!" What a secret do you think it is?! ”

The face of the tong person changed again, and he said miserably: "Could it be that she lied to me?" The real purpose is for me to come and die, and then take my cave? ”

I smiled and nodded: "That's possible, but don't worry too much," I teased: "Zhang Wuji was deceived by a woman and fell off the cliff to learn Jiuyang Divine Skill, maybe ......"

"She won't lie to me!" Someone shouted heartbreakingly, and suddenly interrupted me: "She, she said that she would wait for me to go back and then give me a baby...... We're going to watch the sunrise and sunset together......"

Ren Xiaoyan and I glanced at each other, and both sweated profusely - this love across races is really not acceptable to ordinary people, the taste is too heavy, it turns out that there is really such a thing in this world, as long as it is a moment, the love for a person can reach its peak!

(A slight smile is very captivating)

The pincer man continued to murmur blankly: "...... She said that the most romantic thing she could think of was to grow old with me until we were too old to go anywhere......"

"Say no more!" I interrupted him, "You two didn't have a chance to rock slowly in a wheelchair." ”

"No," the tong man shook his head blankly: "She said that when the time comes, she will go out to eat people behind my back, you take a bite, I take a bite...... I take a bite, you take a bite ......" instantly fell into the beauty outlined by the snake spirit for him, and he couldn't extricate himself.

I turned my head to look at Ren Xiaoyan and sighed: "There is really a love that transcends race in this world, believe it or not, I don't know, I believe it anyway." ”

Ren Xiaoyan also agreed: "It's just that the process was a failure, and the result was unexpected." ”

I was surprised by the story of the tongs and the snake spirit, I felt it when I watched the cartoon before, the two of them were completely depressed, they were all snake spirits and what they said, I thought that Hulushan was in the boundary of Sichuan, so there was a fine tradition of tongs contaminated with rake ears, who knew that it was like this - a good Chinese folk love story, a careless evolution of the Korean stick drama style, this is too unbearable!

In this case, you say, can the chili water tiger chair prepared for the dark side of my heart still come in handy? No matter how I can't poison an innocent young man who has just fallen out of love, I can only give up...... I kicked the girl and said viciously, "Get out!" I don't want to see you again. ”

There are tongs people who staggered up, muttered, and began to slip towards the street corner in a daze, and the bewildered drama is like the script performed by young boys and girls at graduation every year: After graduation, we broke up, and you and I will never see each other again; It's time to cry, it's time to get drunk, it's time to take your story and mine as a memory......

Looking back, Yang Yongxin had lost the confidence and calmness he had just now, and he was standing awkwardly and crampedly, and the petty bourgeoisie beside him were also at a loss, I felt strange, Ren Xiaoyan leaned over me and said: "I saw someone go to say something to him just now, and his eyes kept looking at you when he spoke, I don't know if I saw your identity." ”

"I see, no wonder you look at me with strange eyes, I almost thought he was GAY!"

I took a step with my stomach shy, Yang Yongxin immediately began to bow slightly, and another step, he began to smile on his face, and then later, he completely bowed and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Lord Yuan to be so generous to this kind of person, and he was benevolent and righteous in his heart, which is really amazing." ”

"Lord Yuan?"

Ren Xiaoyan whispered in her ear: "Speaking of you, your name is Yuan Batian." ”

I suddenly thought in my heart, and I didn't explain much about it, and said with a smile: "Let's go in and talk." ”

"Please wait." Yang Yongxin turned around and gave a few words to his subordinates, and at the same time, the errand servants who were scattered with me also followed one after another, even the dog-headed master and Hu Hansan were no exception, I heard that he shot away the tongs, everyone was taken aback, and they went up to set almost, this girl flattered and met with everything, and I saw that I was sluping my teeth, "I don't understand, isn't he a master?" How is this virtuous? ”

Ren Xiaoyan thought for a long time and hesitated: "Is this a personality?" ”

"Don't talk about it," I sweated: "The ones I raised at home are better than him, and you don't see ......" "I don't think it's much better," Ren Xiaoyan tilted her head and said: "Ximen Fuxue eats dumplings and eats acute gastroenteritis, but you said it." ”

Me: "Uh......"

Although it is the Qingdi Temple that fled for his life, but he has come here, so he simply went to take a look - by the way, the Chinese people can run around the country during the May Day and Eleventh holidays, live in the worst hotels, eat the worst restaurants, paint high fees, and visit the most boring attractions, just because of these four words: come and come!

The dog-headed master went up and knocked on the door, and the wooden door opened in response, and we didn't bother to wait for him to come out, so we walked directly to the inner hall with a sneer, and when we entered the inner hall, the old dragon was not there, and I immediately panicked, and I hurriedly ordered: "Look around to see if there are any traces of leaving." ”

The servants scattered, and I frowned and said to Ren Xiaoyan, "Do you think something will happen to him?" ”

"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyan was taken aback: "You mean, he was also hunted down, maybe he is dead." ”

I nodded solemnly: "I was thinking about this question just now, in terms of my importance to the old way of descending the dragon, he will definitely not die without help, and there are only two results when such a big movement has not come out: either he has been killed, or he has been taken captive by the enemy." ”

Ren Xiaoyan was stunned: "Won't it?" ”

"Why not, don't you understand that the soldiers are divided into two ways?" I said confidently: "I want to grasp both hands, both hands must be hard, and now this is the result - the hand that grabs our soft persimmon is hard, but the hand that grabs his hard stubble is soft." ”

"Are you sure?" Ren Xiaoyan was a little anxious: "Is there any other possibility?" ”

I nodded with difficulty: "Sure, and I also estimate that he must have been taken away after a desperate struggle, and was injured on the way to the charge - there is also a possibility that he was ambushed in the middle of the way to rush out to save me, which is not easy to say......"

There were hurried footsteps outside, followed by Hu Hansan's shout: "My lord, I have found the old way." ”

"Huh? Where is he and how is he hurting? ”

Hu Hansan panted and rushed in from the outside: "It's coming soon, they're carrying it-damn, didn't this old thing hurt his leg last time, it is estimated that he wanted to run when he heard the movement, but he had no choice but to climb, and we were about to climb over the thatched house when we caught people!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan and I were stunned, she glared at me fiercely, and then I began to scold:

"! Forget that this girl is also in the preparation - completely unreliable! ”

Half a minute later, the old dragon descending road was carried in by a group of servants with a door panel and placed on the ground, and as soon as I approached him, he was pleasantly surprised and burst into tears: "You, you're okay, it's so good!" ”

I said unceremoniously, "Old man, what do you mean?" I heard that you ran to the back door when I was just being hunted down? ”

"Yes, I can't walk, but I'm going to crawl over to help you."

"You're going the other way, aren't you?" I coughed twice: "I was chased and killed in front of you, and you went through the back door?" Tell me that the earth is round, and I must beat you. ”

"I don't know what is round or not," said the old man of the dragon descending: "What I think is that the enemy is strong and I am weak, the best way is to go around from behind and attack behind the enemy, and defeat the enemy in front and back, this is the strategy of attacking the east and the west!" ”

I was speechless and said, "You're really shameless." ”

The old man of the dragon also knew that it didn't make much sense, hehe smiled, and slowly stood up on the table, I wondered if I was stumbling over this old thing, and before I could make up my mind, his face changed suddenly, and he pointed behind me and said excitedly: "You...... Who are you? ”

The person he was referring to was Yang Yongxin, who came in behind us, and now he was honestly standing in a corner and waiting for me to speak, this guy was also a little flustered by his finger, and his nose was not a nose and his eyes were not in a daze: "Dao Chief, I don't owe you money......"

"I didn't say this, let me ask you, are you a beggar?"

Yang Yongxin continued to be confused: "This is also seen by you - my lord, you are not colluding, right?" I've heard that there are a lot of things like this out there now, and one person asks the words and asks questions first, and then he finds a monk and Taoist priest to extort money......"

Who do you think of me when you hear this? I was so angry, I didn't fight at that time, and I instantly scolded with righteous words: "Fart, what identity and net worth do I have, I need to make money?" ”

"Yes, what is the identity of our adults, it will definitely not be an adult's job to blackmail money," my subordinates all brushed out and testified to me: "Just grab it directly, who bothers about it!" ”

…… This should be the only benefit that the identity of the Ninth Villain has brought me - the abduction and deception have nothing to do with me, we are playing Ming robbery......

The old Taoist of the dragon descended and stared at Yang Yongxin for a long time, and suddenly hugged me and cried loudly: "Found it, finally found it!" He—he's the ninth beggar we're looking for...... I've finally found it, I've finally found it! ”

"What do you mean, he's the last one we're looking for, and then, we're all in the nine?" I was suddenly overjoyed, and I grabbed the old way of descending the dragon and began to shake: "What should I do next, what should I do, you say?" ”

"Don't, don't shake, shake again, I'm going to vomit......" Lao Dao howled: "Don't get excited, calm down, I have to make sure." ”

I let go of my tears of excitement and took two deep breaths to calm my mind: "That's okay, you check." ”