Chapter 33: Adventure in the Woods
Shen Gongbao's escape from the battle hit me very hard, you said, Ya is a villain, but I was fooled into going to the Western Zhou Dynasty, what do you tell me to do - I can't defend Shangshang with the title of Jiang Ziya, but let this girl help Zhou Fengshen, this doesn't make sense at all!
Moreover, I see that this girl's intentions are obvious, it has nothing to do with Shang at all, nor is it purely to serve the people, it is simply to gamble with Jiang Ziya, after learning that Jiang Ziya was killed by me, Ya's attention completely shifted to me, it is conceivable that if I go to the Western Zhou Dynasty again, it will not work, who knows what he will do then, it is light to surrender to the enemy and treason, and it is most likely to carry the entire group army to surrender collectively, then it will be really irretrievable!
Some people may say, why don't I go to the Western Zhou Dynasty to find a place to fish, and wait for King Wen to sit in the position of prime minister first, won't everything be fine-don't you forget, at this time, Bo Yi Kao has not come to the court to pay tribute to the three treasures, and he has not been chopped into steamed buns, King Wu is still a Dan heart to Shang Zhao Sun and Moon do not want to oppose at all, I can't pull the historical process to take this place away, right?
The most important thing is that Ren Xiaoyan Wolverine hasn't come yet, even if I want to, I can't leave!
I'm so sad that I pull my hair down one by one, and I'm so worried that my beard is about to grow......
At this time, the time and space chicken beside me let out a long sigh of relief, and said in horror: "I was scared to death, I almost thought that this kid was going to do it, but fortunately you deceived him!" ”
"What?" I was surprised, "You can't get him?" Then why were you so calm just now, you almost had a big move, if it weren't for the fast running I would have been ready to throw him with a stone! ”
Time and space chicken hurriedly said: "What do I call calm? Your eyes were eaten by dogs, and my screams were so frightened that my legs were weak. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
I gasped: "! Am I lucky? ”
The space-time chicken said helplessly: "That's pretty much it." ”
I was deflated and said, "Forget it, I'll still rely on myself in the future, sure enough, the chicken can't be trusted, I finally believe this." ”
The time and space chicken hummed twice, leaned on the wall with his hand and went inside step by step, just find a room and push the door open and fall asleep, I didn't have the heart to eat, so I could only honestly go into the house to wipe the cold sweat......
After sitting at home for less than half an hour, Chaoge Mansion Yin came over, and the one who led the way was the waiter yesterday, and told me that Daji Niangniang was afraid that I was not familiar with Chaoge's various departments, so she specially designated Ya to be Xiaomi, mainly to assist me in promulgating various directives - but from my point of view, the real core of this girl's work should be to publicize it for me, so that everyone knows that I am now a celebrity in front of Daji Niangniang, and pave the way for my promotion step by step.
I was ready to solve this matter with the intention of being a monk for a day, so I said to Fu Yin: "You go to draw up a will, just say that within three days, each family must pay three loaches to you, and I will arrange it at that time, do you know?" ”
"Yes, under orders!" Fu Yin said respectfully: "Don't worry, I will definitely do it." ”
I waved my hand to let the girl go, but who knew that this guy took out a box from his sleeve and put it in front of me like a trick, and said with a smile on his face: "My lord, this is a little specialty food from my hometown, and I specially sent it to honor my lord, and I hope to accept it with a smile." ”
I reached out and touched the box, and immediately felt the heavy weight inside, and suddenly understood in my heart that this guy was a gift in disguise, and there was no money during this time, so I didn't say anything, and said with a smile: "You are a very fast person, I don't know what the adult's surname is, and who calls it?" ”
"The villain Fei Zhong is now the official residence of Chaoge Mansion Yin."
As soon as this guy heard me ask for his name, he laughed and hurriedly reported it, and then he said goodbye with a flattering face in my nodding - I still know one of Fei Zhong Youhun's two great ministers, but I didn't expect that Ya hadn't made a career at this time, so it's no wonder that the gift came up to me.
After the waiter left with Fei Zhong, I opened the box and saw that it was full of gold cakes, the total number of which was not less than ten catties, and I was really embarrassed that this girl could be brought with ten catties of gold, no wonder people often said that people's potential is unlimited, twenty or thirty catties of rice girls can't move to call a boyfriend, but if you take a hundred catties of bills from her, she can not only carry it but even run, this is the specific manifestation of the human body's potential.
Just looking, there was a sarcastic voice from the door: "Yo, why bother, you learned to receive gifts so quickly, you don't look old or young!" ”
"!" I told him righteously: "I keep this for the party fee, what do you know?" Saying that, I casually threw two pieces to him, "Take it, the man can't go out without two dollars in his pocket, brother will reward you." ”
The Space-Time Chicken immediately smiled silently......
I took out my phone and got down to business: "Ah Shi, look at this." ”
The time chicken came up to take a look, and then his face changed: "What do you mean, you all have mobile phones - even the newcomers buy them, and no one wants to buy one for me?" ”
"Is it right for you?" I explained: "It's not that I won't buy it for you, it's that I bought it for you and didn't dare to use it, a chicken was seen playing games on WeChat with a mobile phone, so I can't arrest you for dissection?" ”
The space-time chicken said angrily: "That's nothing, it's really not okay to send them half-bowed, anyway, I can grow again." ”
As soon as I heard that this girl was a little bit of oil and salt, I could only take out the Nazi concentration camp set and scare, "What if they don't want it?" If you want to test poisonous gas, viruses, bacteria, sulfuric acid or something, you can't stand it? ”
Sure enough, the space-time chicken was startled when he heard this, and said in horror: "How can they eat meat like this?" ”
"Well, you have to figure that out - people don't just live to eat, they have a higher level of pursuit......"
"What's that?" The space-time chicken did not reluctantly say: "There must be a purpose for such a big toss, right?" ”
"Be famous, maybe." I speculated.
"And then?"
"To be famous is to make money, lots and lots of money......"
"And then?"
"Living in a big house and eating good things, being slapped on the back every day ......"
The Temporal Chicken was puzzled: "That's not going around again--how delicious my meat is!" ”
Me: "...... It's the first time I've heard someone compliment themselves on how delicious it is, really. ”
The Spacetime Chicken asserted, "To put it bluntly, you humans just like to toss around, right? It was a simple matter, but it turned out to be quite complicated - forget it, I don't bother to talk nonsense with you, you go on, I don't want my phone. ”
I can't find a way to refute the time and space chicken's evaluation of human beings for a while, so I can only continue what I just said: "Look, Wolverine and Supreme Treasure have all replied to the message, but Xiao Hei, Xiao Gu, and Ren Xiaoyan have no news, do you think we want to find them out?" ”
I paused, and then added, "Also, tell me what happened when you got here, and I'll see if it's related." ”
Time and Space Chicken thought for a while, frowned and said: "I actually don't have anything to say, I came out in the corner of Chaoge, and I sensed that you came here directly - we are more special, and the crossing depends on your positioning and my strength, so we both have feelings for each other, and they can't do it." ”
"I see, I'm infrared-guided, you're a missile tracking system," I said abruptly, "so you're here right here -- what about them?" Is there any regional or approximate geographical connection, and is the time time uniform? ”
"The time is about the same, basically only a day or two apart, at most a month," the time and space chicken said: "But the location is not easy to say, it may be in Chaoge or Xiqi, and the farthest may even be in ancient Europe and Oceania, it depends on the relationship with you, the closer the person to you, the closer to you, and vice versa." ”
I muttered, "Isn't that a dead end?" What do you tell me to do, I have to have a general range to find it...... "Paralyzed, because the mood that has just become better for receiving gifts has instantly fallen to a low point, it's so melancholy!
Time and Space Chicken Leng Ding asked: "Actually, all you care about is Ren Xiaoyan, it doesn't matter if the other little bones and little black are there, right?" ”
I struggled to argue, "Well, that's not what I said......"
Time and Space Chicken ignored my explanation and said to himself: "If it's just her words, I can help you set a position - we can locate a certain person's position together, but once we locate it, we have to rest for seven days, so let's do it step by step." ”
This sentence immediately saved me from fire and water, and I jumped up at that time: "Why didn't you say this way earlier, see if you are in a hurry!" ”
The space-time chicken said lazily: "If you want to divide half of me just now, I said it a long time ago, who asked you to only give two pieces?" ”
Me: "...... You are paralyzed! ”
Just do it, I immediately called up the system with the help of the space-time chicken, and then the two of them combined into the first energy to operate, and sure enough, in less than five minutes, a sub-map appeared in front of me, and there was a small red dot flickering on it, hundreds of kilometers away from Chaoge's location, and I shouted happily: "Found it, it's in the west." ”
Without waiting for the time and space chicken to talk, I took the system and walked out: "Let's go, let's go and bring people back." ”
Without saying a word, we went out without saying a word, bought two horses at the bazaar, galloped westward, and gave the location to Wolverine and the Supreme Treasure, and it was not until evening that we barely reached the vicinity of our destination - a forest on the way forward, and the forest was faintly glowing with red light, as if someone had camped here, and I and the Space-Time Chicken did not dare to be careless, so we tied our horses and carefully touched it.
When I got closer, I looked closer, and found a large wooden house in the woods, tall and full of solid wood, with doors and windows closed, and countless stones and broken sticks scattered around it, as if it had experienced some kind of battle to seize the door. There was a large campfire burning outside the door, cooking food on the grill, and countless bones were scattered next to it, but no one or animal was there, and the whole thing was in shambles.
The two of us waited for a while without moving, looked at the system again, and found that Ren Xiaoyan should indeed be in the house, so we could only dare to touch it until the outside of the house, seeing that the surroundings were still quiet, so we lowered our voices and shouted twice: "Ren Xiaoyan, are you inside?" ”
After shouting twice, the front window creaked open, and Ren Xiaoyan showed her head excitedly, "Why bother, you're finally here!" ”
"Why are you so here?" I wondered, "What's the ......?"
Before the words fell, the space-time chicken Leng Ding beside me looked tense and shouted: "Be careful! He shoved me to the side, and then I saw a huge boulder sweep by, smashing heavily against the wall of the wooden house, stirring up countless stone chips, and then two huge bears, one black and one brown, came out of the forest, and each of them raised the boulder in his hand and smashed it at us!
Just then, the door of the hut creaked open, revealing an obscene bald head, eager to shout at us, "Come in." ”
I swooped in with the time and space chicken, and the door slammed shut, only to hear the roar of the two giant bears outside, and the voice was deafening: "Bald head, hand over the person to me!" ”