Chapter 230: The First Scourge of the Plant Race
On a field, the children of the plant tribe were holding a football game with the children of the Earth Federation, and Lingxiao led Jiang Xia into the arena, sat down in the audience, and even bought Coke and popcorn.
"Teacher, aren't we going to find Splendid Spring?" Jiang Xia took the cola and asked suspiciously.
Splendid Spring is the only galaxy god of war of the plant clan, his name is very strange, the plant clan has no surname, most people are two simple and easy to remember names, and the name of this galaxy god of war has reached four words, with a cool wind.
Lingxiao nodded, "Don't worry, let's watch the game first." ”
Helpless, Jiang Xia had no choice but to accompany Lingxiao to watch the football game, football is a sport brought by the earthlings, and the young people of the plant race also like it, but unfortunately their personalities are too wooden and their reactions are too slow, so they are beaten very badly by the team composed of human children.
"The plant clan is too polite, seeing that the other party is about to pass themselves, at this time you should shovel hard, after all, this is a competition, and it is not a friendship promotion association." Jiang Xia shook his head and said.
The plant race has no quarrel with the world, even if they are filled with a disparity of seventeen to zero by humans, they are still very happy, and the onlookers of the plant race adults do not feel that their children will be embarrassed if they lose the game, and still cheer for them.
Among these children of the plant family, there is only the goalkeeper, a little guy with a tiger head, he looks like a real game, his stature is not tall, but his movements are very flexible, unlike his teammates, everything will be slowed down, and he can never keep up with the rhythm of the game.
And this goalkeeper obviously cares about the outcome of the game, and keeps blocking high near the goal frame, stopping countless attacks by human children, and defusing danger again and again.
But it's a pity, no matter how hard this goalkeeper tries, his teammates are too pitiful, many times, Jiang Xia saw the little goalkeeper yelling at his teammates, and his face burst into bruises, but the scolded player would only nod and smirk, and he still acted gently and smiled when he returned to the field.
Finally, the referee blew the whistle, and the little goalkeeper angrily threw his gloves to the ground, his face was pale, and he walked out angrily.
His teammates shouted at him to thank the audience, but he didn't go, exchanging jerseys with his human friends, and he pretended not to hear and went back to the locker room with a huff.
"Let's go too." Lingxiao said to Jiang Xia.
They left the arena and came to the back door to wait, and after a short time, they saw the little goalkeeper walking out alone with a bag, and when he saw Lingxiao and Jiang Xia, his eyes turned white, and he frowned and said to Lingxiao: "Why are you here?" ”
I'll go!
Jiang Xia's eyes are about to fall to the ground, it turns out that this is the splendid spring! The strongest warrior of the plant race! He turned out to be a child!
Lingxiao smiled, "It seems that you enjoy mingling among the children, you really enjoy this kind of game of hiding your identity." ”
Hush~
As if he was afraid of being heard, Jinxiu Chunlai hurriedly stopped Lingxiao, made a silent gesture to him, looked around at no one, and said in a low voice: "Don't shout here, go to my house if you have something." ”
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Splendid Chunlai's home is a two-storey tree house on top of a big tree, and compared to other more modest clansmen, his home can be described as a mansion.
And there are servants in the splendid spring to take care of his living and diet, which is the only one in the plant tribe known for its gentleness.
The old servant, who could not tell his age, brought fruit juice, tea, and various snacks produced by the Earth Federation, among which was a plate of thin slices of food that aroused Jiang Xia's curiosity, with filamentous fibers on it and dotted with white sesame seeds.
Picking up a slice and putting it in his mouth, Jiang Xia said in surprise: "You actually eat meat!" ”
Jinxiu Chunlai picked up a piece of beef jerky disappreciatively, put it in his mouth, chewed it beautifully, and kept admiring while eating, "I said, you can't be civilized, what do you eat meat, this is called high protein." ”
Cut~
Jiang Xia pursed his lips, and his impression of this guy in Jinxiu Chunlai was greatly subverted, if he spoke fast, thought fast, and belonged to the rare plant race, then his behavior of eating meat was definitely the biggest rebellious existence in the history of the plant race.
Sighing, Jinxiu Chunlai sighed: "Or you human beings will enjoy, eat meat and drink wine and fall in love, that day I went to your ship, and found that you also have a good thing called KTV, as long as you spend some money, you can find two chicks to accompany you, singing and dancing happily, hey, look at your life, and then look at the life of our plant race, it is really a heaven and an underground." ”
"My people, all of them are wooden, they don't know how to enjoy it, they don't know how to be flexible, they know how to repeat for thousands of years all day long, what ancestral regulations, ancestors' protection, if the ancestors really have such, why do we have to go to this ghost place where birds don't? The best territory of the Hades and the Blueblood should be occupied by us. ”
Jiang Xia was completely speechless, eating meat, drinking, swearing, looking for Miss, the strongest warrior of the plant tribe, was completely a rebellious young man.
Jiang Xia finally understood, why did the elder of the plant clan talk about this guy, his face was full of displeasure, if there is such a good thing in anyone's family, it is estimated that it will be difficult to be happy, if Jin Xiuchun's character is born in the human race, it is estimated that he can become a big brother in the underworld.
After eating some beef jerky and drinking some drinks, Jiang Xia took out his electronic pipe and smoked with Jinxiu Chunlai.
Between swallowing clouds and spitting fog, I heard Jinxiu Chunlai cross-legged Erlang and said: "Why did you come to me, I have heard from the nine old immortals, it is not impossible to let me go out, but I have the conditions." ”
Lingxiao smiled, "Condition? ”
Jinxiu Chunlai glanced at Lingxiao, "Nonsense, such a dangerous thing, who will do it without interest?" ”
"Anyway, I can't rely on you, no matter if you were the guardian of the first clouds in the past, or if you were one of the three war gods of the human race, you can't afford to bear such a heavy responsibility now."
"Looking at the Earth Federation and the entire plant race, I can force it but be a little bit, if you don't come to beg me, it's weird, okay?"
"Although my people call me the number one scourge of the plant race, I am a good scourge, and my words count! As long as you can meet my conditions, I will accompany you to the end! ”
Lingxiao nodded lightly and said to Jiang Xia: "What he said is true, although Jinxiu is an outlier in the plant race, he has also inherited the character of the plant race's heavy commitment, the reason why I called you here is because I want to talk about the conditions, after all, I am not a person from the Earth Federation, and I can't make decisions on behalf of you and Salem, since Salem has decided to take a back seat, so it should be up to you to talk." ”
Jiang Xia smiled, "Okay, what kind of return does the Splendid Senior hope to get?" ”
Jinxiu Chunlai waved his hand violently and said unhappily: "Don't call me senior, I think I'm still very young." ”
As soon as the conversation changed, Jinxiu Chunlai said quickly: "I heard that you have brought the Snow Clan's nest to me?" All those winged little girls have become your captives? ”
"That's right."
"Okay, I'm going to pick some of the ones that I look at, and as for the number."
He seemed to be thinking about how many little girls from the Snow Clan would be more appropriate.
At this time, Jiang Xia suddenly said: "There is no limit to the quantity, you can take as much as you want, even if you want to take the entire Snow Clan, I don't have any problem." ”
This time it was Jinxiu Chunlai's turn to be stunned, his eyes widened, and he said incredulously: "Really!?" ”
Jiang Xia nodded, "Really, considering that the place where you live is inconvenient to accommodate so many little girls, I will specially equip you with a luxury cruise ship for these little girls of the Snow Clan to live, you can board the ship at any time, I will prepare food and wine for you, and then build you a super luxury KTV room." ”
After listening to Jiang Xia's words, Splendid Chunlai's excited face turned red, and he jumped up directly!
"You are worthy of being one of the two great military gods of the Earth Federation, you are really refreshing!"
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Lingxiao never expected that the negotiations would go so smoothly, and in the end, Jinxiu Chunlai couldn't wait to put his arms around Jiang Xia's neck and kowtow to him.
Walking out of the residence of Splendid Chunlai, Lingxiao frowned, "Splendid Chunlai's conditions, do you really agree to all of them?" ”
Jiang Xia nodded slightly, "Not only do you agree to everything, but you have to do better, and it is best to make the splendid spring happy." ”
"Why?" Lingxiao was very puzzled, "You are also the god of war in the Earth Federation and Salem now, and helping Jinxiuchun to engage women will affect your image in the Earth Army." ”
Jiang Xia disagreed, "The image can't be eaten, anyway, I have always had a bad reputation in everyone's hearts, and if it's ruined, it's ruined." ”
"The most feared thing is the desireless character of the plant race, which does not enter the oil and salt, and has the strength of the empty body, but it will never become the right-hand man of the Earth Federation."
"But Splendid Spring is different, he has desires, and he has a strong desire to satisfy desires, which we can take advantage of, in the Earth Federation, even if my image is bad, everyone will not treat me badly, at most I am shameless in private."
"And in the traditional plant clan of the defenders, once what Splendid Spring has done is known to the wood bumps of the plant clan, teacher, do you think he can continue to stay here?"
Lingxiao was stunned suddenly, and looked at Jiang Xia's eyes, as if he was looking at a vicious goblin!
"It turns out that you did it on purpose!"
Jiang Xia nodded calmly, "Yes, not only am I not afraid that Splendid Spring will go too far, but I am even more afraid that he will not go too far, because only after Splendid Spring comes and his people completely break with him, will he give up his heart and take refuge in our Earth Federation!" ”
"Of the eight intelligent races in the universe, there are only four still living galaxy-level war gods left, what it means to be able to receive the splendid spring under your command, you should know very well the teacher."
Lingxiao looked at Jiang Xia for a long time, and after a while, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a wry smile: "You, you are really unscrupulous to achieve the goal, Splendid Chunlai is just rebellious, in fact, there is no scheming, this time Splendid Chunlai is over, he will definitely be eaten to death when he meets you." ”