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In this night that should be quiet and peaceful, but not very quiet, if there is a cold wind that sends a chill, but I hear the sound of "uncle" in the twilight, one after another, endlessly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Unconsciously, Uncle Chu and Yu Ye had already scolded each other's more than thirty uncles, and finally Xu Buzheng interrupted the two: "You two are here endlessly, what's the use?" Didn't you listen to the song? His eldest uncle and his second uncle were all his uncles, and the high tables and low benches were all made of wood. No matter how many you count, aren't you all 'uncles'? ”

Uncle Chu and Yu Ye both turned their heads to stare at Xu Buzheng, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and said in unison: "Your uncle! ”

Uncle Chu continued: "I was almost provoked by your old thing! ”

Yu Ye also said: "I almost let your old guy get separated!" ”

Compared with Xu Buzheng, the two of them are actually not very old, just to raise their seniority, and they are called uncle and grandfather by the alias of the underworld.

The two men said as they raised their machetes in their hands.

"Cut him!" Uncle Chu said.

"Cut him!" Yu Ye also said.

"Cut!" Uncle Chu said again.

"Cut!" Yu Ye also said.

"Cut him!"

"Cut him!"

"Fuck it!"

"Fuck it!"

"Why do you keep learning from me?"

"Why do you keep stealing my lines?"

Uncle Chu looked at Yu Ye blankly, and then gritted his teeth and scolded: "Wo (I) your mother!" Your lines? Is that going to cut him or him? You've made such a mess of me! ”

Yu Ye's eyes widened, his teeth gritted louder, and he replied: "Wo (I) your mother!" Do you say cut him or cut? Where are you going to cut his mother? You're annoying me! ”

At this time, it was Xu Buzheng who interrupted them and said, "What's the use of you two scumbags talking so much?" What's the use of just talking about not cutting? ”

"Shut up!" Uncle Chu and Yu Ye shouted at Xu Bu in unison.

"me again!" Uncle Chu yelled at the master.

"steal my lines again!" Yu Ye was not to be outdone, and sneered at each other.

Uncle Chu looked at Yu Ye, then at Xu Buzheng, and said, "Old thing, you hide away first, and then I will clean you up after I get him." ”

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed his knife at Yu Ye and said, "I have long been displeasing to you, obviously you are a grandson, so I have to ask others to seal you as a 'master' on your mouth." ”

"I hate when people point knives at me! Do you know what happened to the last person who pointed a knife at me? Now, even if you want to cut a watermelon, you have to find someone to help you. Yu Ye said as he pushed away the knife that Uncle Chu pointed at him with the knife in his hand, and said, "I haven't said you yet!" Fuck I don't like to listen to you the most, every time I listen to you BB I have the urge to kill you! ”

"Hey! I usually give you a little face, but now I have learned to kick my nose in the face, right? Uncle Chu pointed the machete at Yu Ye's head again and said, "Listen, don't talk about pointing a knife at your face, I've always cut whoever I want!" ”

"Fuck you! Bragging b doesn't look at the object either! Yu Ye pushed away Uncle Chu's knife again and said, "It's all mixed up, you don't need to tell me those words that fool children." ”

"Good! That's it for today, I'll kill you now! After speaking, Uncle Chu waved his knife at those subordinates who were fighting with Ye Buwen and shouted, "The people of Chenghaotang, come over to me!" ”

A group of his subordinates had already been beaten by Ye Buwen, and now when they heard his call, they all wanted to borrow a step away from Ye Buwen, the Wing Chun master.

Of course, Yu Ye would not sit still, and immediately summoned his Zhendong Gang to his side.

The two sides immediately fought with each other, from the talker to the little minions, all of them pointed at each other and scolded each other.

Uncle Chu scolded angrily, took out his mobile phone and said angrily to the master: "There must be a break between you and me today, I made a phone call, and immediately more than 100 people chased you to death!" Brothers, call me! ”

Yu Ye also took out his mobile phone and shouted: "As long as I make a phone call, more than 200 people will immediately chase after every bone on your body and smash it into pieces!" Don't even think about slipping away when the time comes! Brothers, call me now! You, you, buy a coffin! ”

Saying that, the people of Cheng Haotang and the Zhendong Gang all took out their mobile phones and started calling.

The villains who besieged Ye Buwen were suddenly reduced by two-thirds, and only the people of the Transcendence Sect were left, and they had no intention of fighting, so in the name of protecting the boss Ya Ge, they all stayed away from Ye Buwen and hurried to Ya Ge's side.

At this moment, Ya Ge was motionless and listened to Meng Bumiao's chatter there: "The truest greatness lies in kindness, and the truest wisdom lies in joy." If you have seen it, you will seek blessings, and if you oppose yourself, you will avoid disasters, and if you often make your own mistakes, you will always do things to the auspicious people. Immeasurable merit is born of faith, rejoicing, and gratitude. As the saying goes: 'Dao Feng De perfumes everything, and wisdom and tranquility are calm.' ’”

only heard a "bang", and the huge machete in Ya Ge's palm fell off his hand and fell to the ground.

"Boss, look over there!" The subordinates loudly woke up Brother Ya, who was about to be ignited by Meng Bupu, and pointed his finger at the crowd of Cheng Haotang and Zhendong Gang who were facing each other.

I saw that everyone was talking on the phone with their mobile phones, and the scene and momentum were quite spectacular.

A brother asked Uncle Chu: "When are we going to do it?" ”

"Now that the enemy and us are basically evenly matched, if we really make a move, we may not have a chance of winning." Uncle Chu said, "Continue to call people, and when the helper comes, the number of people will prevail, and it will not be too late to do it." ”

The strategy in Yu Ye's heart was the same as that of Uncle Chu, and the opponent said: "If we lose to the opponent in terms of numbers today, wouldn't it be a joke for people to spread it, and I Zhendong Gang will have no face, so everyone will continue to call people, and be sure to overwhelm each other in terms of numbers." ”

At this time, Ya Ge came to the middle of the two sides and said with a smile: "Oh, I'll go!" The water washed the Dragon King Temple, what kind of liver fire are you two moving? ”

Uncle Chu said: "Today's fight is settled with their Zhendong Gang!" Brother Ya, why don't you join us in getting a piece of the pie, and when the time comes, we will join forces to destroy them, and we will divide half of the territory of the Zhendong Gang. ”

Brother Ya thought for a while and said: "As a person in the underworld, I should not be bound by the rights and wrongs of the rivers and lakes, let alone go to the troubled waters of personal grievances between gangs. ”

Uncle Chu winked at Brother Ya and said, "Then I might as well get straight to the point, I won't use your people in vain, there is a fee." ”

Brother Ya took a few steps closer in front of Uncle Chu and said, "Then you can talk about it, my brothers...... Labor? ”

As he spoke, he raised his right hand and rubbed his thumb, index finger, and middle finger together.

Uncle Chu put his mouth close to Ya Ge's ear and whispered, "Let me tell you this, one person, one day, one hundred yuan, for a box lunch." ”

Brother Ya snorted when he heard this, looked at Uncle Chu with disdain, and slowly retreated back to his original position.

Suddenly, Yu Ye approached Ya Ge and raised two fingers at him.

Brother Ya nodded slightly, and was about to leave, when he heard Uncle Chu whistle again, and turned his head to see that he had three fingers poked out to himself, but in a blink of an eye, Yu Ye gritted his teeth and raised four fingers.

Xu Buzheng, who was watching the excitement from the side, said to Yang Dan, Meng Bufu, and Ye Buqing, who had come to his side at this time: "These two scumbags, either counting the uncle, or counting the fingers, what's the use?" ”

Seeing that Ya Ge's head was looking left and right like a rattle, and his subordinates knew that he was indecisive, someone stepped forward and offered advice: "It's better to let the brothers divide into two ways and eat the money on both sides." ”

Ya Ge nodded in agreement, so half of his men sided with Cheng Haotang, and the other half stood on the camp of the Zhendong Gang.

"What do you mean by that?" Uncle Chu and Yu Ye asked Ya Ge who was still in the middle line at the same time.

Brother Ya shrugged his shoulders and said, "The little ones have their own ambitions, and I can't help it." ”

"You're stepping on two boats!" Uncle Chu and Yu Ye asked together again.

"Huh! I've been standing still all the time! Ya Ge pointed to his feet and said, "It's better to be like this, anyway, both of you are calling to recruit troops, and when the time comes, I will join whoever there are more of you, how about it?" ”

Uncle Chu and Yu Ye both glared at Brother Ya fiercely, and then continued to make their own calls, and there were continuous helpers on both sides to join, but they were always equal in terms of numbers, so the newcomers also began to call people, and the two sides of the competition gradually grew to the scale of more than 100 people.

Before you know it, the sky is already light.

A schoolboy passed by and looked curiously at the crowd in front of him. His school bag contained a bag of semi-finished popcorn that he bought from the supermarket and was heated in the microwave oven, and at this moment it exploded, and the white popcorn was blown into the sky.

It turns out that mobile phones transmit information through electromagnetic waves, which are called mobile phone radiation, which are electromagnetic radiation, which propagate at the speed of light and form pollution through the interaction between transmission channels. A mobile phone has a transmit power of between 800 milliwatts and 1 watt, with a peak power of up to 1.5 watts. Mobile phone radiation is an alternative type of radiation that oscillates by microwaves, causing tissue moisture to oscillate at a very high frequency, just like a person sitting in a rocking chair, which is comfortable to shake slowly, but not so when shaken quickly. When a person answers a mobile phone, it is equivalent to a household microwave oven placed near the head, but the power is slightly less. Some netizens have tested that four mobile phones were used to surround a semi-finished corn kernel in the center, and then call four mobile phones at the same time, but at the same time as the mobile phone rang, the corn kernels were blown into popcorn by electromagnetic radiation.

Imagine how big the electromagnetic field generated by the superposition of radiation will be if more than 200 people are talking on the phone at the same time in a highly dense area!

Street lights on the side of the road began to flicker, radio signals in private cars were intermittent, and even satellite surveillance by the local national security department alerted the radiation level to the area.

"What's going on?" The person in charge of the shift asked the staff.

"This is a rare situation, and if it were not for natural disasters such as earthquakes and meteorites, the possibility of nuclear weapons there cannot be ruled out at this time."

"It can't be the North Koreans doing some underground nuclear test, right?"

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