Chapter 32: Acting
"Three babies, how many people are in it?"
The little boy, that is, the third baby, smiled and drew three fingers: "Just three." ”
"Are there any women?" Several young people couldn't wait, almost in unison.
"Nope." The third baby said very simply.
"Damn! There are no women, and it is not interesting at all. ”
"Are you embarrassed to say, if it weren't for you, you still got up in the middle of the night to get it, and that woman would have been played to death in three days?"
"I haven't touched a woman for two days, and I can't sleep at night."
"Damn, you girl, did you touch my ass last night!"
"Your sister, fuck your ass!"
The more the young men talked, the more excited they became, and they were about to quarrel.
"Shut up Lao Tzu." The triangular-eyed man glared at them fiercely, and said to the three children, "Let's talk more about it." ”
Sanwazi said: "A middle-aged foolish uncle, he looks quite powerful, and his weapon seems to be a stick. There is also a second force, who is thin and does not pull a few, has nothing, and the combat effectiveness should only be five. The last ......"
Just about to talk about Wu Yi, the third baby suddenly remembered Wu Yi's frightening smile, he was stunned for a moment, and his expression suddenly became serious.
"The last man was seventeen or eighteen years old, skinny, with a black mask, and although he was the youngest, he seemed to me to be the most powerful in it. By the way, he has an axe and a short knife. ”
"What's a great way?" The triangular man said with a slight narrowing of his eyes.
The third baby shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, that temperament is a very dick, by the way, it's similar to the third uncle." ”
"Third uncle?" The triangular-eyed man's eyes jerked open, but he didn't speak.
"Sanwazi, are you funny, you are still like the third uncle, do you think everyone is as powerful as the third uncle?" A young man couldn't help but say.
"That is, if Lao Tzu's mobile phone still has electricity, he can film the process of the third uncle killing zombies, and he can directly put it in the cinema as a superhero film."
A young man's face changed, and he said to the man with triangular eyes: "Wait, fifth brother, what if the masked one has a special ability?" It's the same as the third uncle. ”
"Ability ......"
When the people present heard this word, they immediately fell silent.
The triangular-eyed man, that is, the fifth brother in everyone's mouth, said: "Cut, do you think that the ability is wholesale, our family is almost 200 people, and there are only two people with the ability, the third uncle and the fourth uncle, which can be called one in a hundred." ”
"And even if this kid has special abilities, he will definitely not be able to escape the methods of the fourth uncle!" The fifth brother snorted coldly.
……
"Eh, why hasn't my grandson come back for so long, Brother Xiao Wu, can you help me go and see the descent for me?"
Only five minutes after the third baby ran out, the old man, the fourth uncle in those mouths, began to wander around the house in a hurry, begging Wu Yi to help him go out and find his grandson back.
Of course, looking for a grandson or something is fake, it's all a conspiracy.
At the beginning, they passed by this place and accidentally saw Wuling Hongguang parked at the door of the house, so he and Sanwazi came to play in front of the battle to understand the situation.
If the other party is stronger, the three babies will use the excuse of going to the toilet to go away and report to the remaining people.
If it's not strong, or the other party is all women, the fourth uncle will do it himself.
The fourth uncle's idea was very simple, that is, to lure Wu Yi, and preferably all of them, out, and then let his clansmen ambush and kill them and snatch all the things.
He has been quite proficient in this kind of strategy, and there are no less than twenty people who have been killed by him and Sanwazi.
The fate of those people is basically that the men are killed, and the women are brought back to play with them, or they are servants.
Because the image of him and the old man and the child of the three babies is the most in line with the definition of a weak person in common sense, few people will guard against them, which makes it very convenient for them to do anything.
But at this moment, Wu Yi calmly wiped the dog's leg knife and said: "Old man, don't worry, maybe your grandson is constipated, didn't you just say that there are no zombies outside, it should be very safe." ”
The fourth uncle was stunned, and scolded a lot of swear words in his heart.
But now is not the time to tear his face, he can only show his acting skills, and said with a sad face: "This, I'm worried about what if, what if I meet a bad guy like a human trafficker?" ”
Wu Yi laughed: "Old man, you're just funny, it's time for someone to abduct and sell children, and your grandson is not made of gold, so the brain-dead will arrest him." ”
The fourth uncle was left speechless by Wu Yi's words.
Fortunately, this was not the first time he had encountered such a situation, and he and his clan had already discussed the preparation plan.
……
Outside.
"Why hasn't the fourth uncle brought people out? It's been five minutes. The fifth brother looked at his watch and muttered.
"Hey, this is a bit troublesome, is the fourth uncle entangled by the second man surnamed Zhang?" The third baby's face was deep.
The fifth brother patted the head of the third baby and said: "The third baby, let's go up, we have to play a better role in the next play." ”
The third baby smiled: "Fifth brother, don't worry, my acting skills are enough to win the Oscar, and I guarantee it." ”
……
"Wow wow wow wow ...... Help, grandpa......"
"Three babies!"
Inside the house, the fourth uncle who heard the cry for help outside was "shocked".
Cheng Daodao and Zhang Ziqiang were both surprised, but Wu Yi had already put on the mask, and others couldn't see his expression at all.
Cheng Daoguo leaned on the window to take a look, and saw a group of men walking in the alley, and the three children were tightly restrained by a man's arm.
Zhang Ziqiang was dumbfounded and said: "I'll go, there are still children caught this year, shouldn't it be to take the children to burn and eat?" ”
When the fourth uncle heard this, he immediately knelt down and wept bitterly: "Ah, I beg you, save my grandson back, or he will be eaten!" ”
"Eat?" Wu Yi said strangely: "It's only been a few days, how can someone be so mad that they eat human flesh." I think they might be thinking of your grandson as a child of harmony or something. ”
"What is a harmonious child?" The fourth uncle was stunned for a moment, with a question mark on his face.
"You can think of it as being a duck." Wu Yi shrugged his shoulders.
The fourth uncle cried again: "Ah, you, when the duck is not the same as being eaten, save my grandson!" Otherwise, it will become Peking duck! ”
Cheng Daodao pulled out the security stick and clenched his fists, at this moment he was full of enthusiasm, and his anger value reached the extreme, and he looked like he was going to go up and fight with that group of people.
"Brother Xiao Wu, let's go!"
"Of course, I'm a righteous person." Wu Yi moved casually and put the fire axe on his waist. "Let's go."
"I'm going to go too, this old bone!" The fourth uncle also followed Wu Yi, and at the same time, his right hand reached into his pocket without a trace.
A flash of white cold light appeared.