Chapter 181: The Hole
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"Dude!! Don't be cowardly... Cutting time..."Deadpool tilted his head slightly, looking at Yan Yan let out bursts of ** laughter, and with a sound of his figure, he brought up a row of vague phantoms, although the speed was not as fast as Yan Yan's agility after the ninth level of enhancement, which was as high as one hundred and two points, but Deadpool's agility attribute was definitely close to one hundred.
"Cut, cut, cut......" The slender blade swept quickly, bringing up a series of distorted lights and shadows like poisonous snakes, and the yin and venomous ones stabbed Yan Yan's throat, eyes, and lower yin, Yan Yan's arm waved, and the Onimaru sword was also as fast as thunder, and the three murder weapons kept colliding together, and in the rapid rain-like "clanging" sound, sparks burst out, accompanied by Deadpool's gushing howl of excitement "Oye...... Gas-tight gaga... Gas-tight... Belch! ”
Cold, Yan Yan caught a slight gap, Onimaru's straight blade stabbed into Deadpool's heart brutally, Yan Yan's eyes flashed a faint cold light, and he waved his arm rapidly, the slender cold light of Onimaru's kendo path also flashed like a storm, and blood shot everywhere, quickly leaving terrible wounds on Deadpool's body one by one, but only the moment Yan Yan's blade was pulled out, the wounds on Deadpool's body also recovered at the same time.
What a pervert!
Sisina gasped, and they all looked at each other silently and shook their heads in horror, even Yuriko, who inherited Wolverine's health factor, was shocked by Deadpool's terrifying recovery speed.
"That's the damn ability!" The corners of Anthony's mouth twitched slightly, and he explained resentfully to the shocked few people around him, "If it weren't for this damn ability, I would have pulled his tongue off and stuffed it in his ass." ”
In the face of Deadpool's ability, Anthony is helpless, if it comes to combat skills, he has an imitation memory, he can completely crush Deadpool, mimicry skills, and can even temporarily copy Deadpool's metamorphosis recovery ability, but he doesn't have Deadpool's perverted psychology of not taking any pain seriously at all, slashing at his body with a knife, even if he can recover instantly, he screams in pain.
"Woooooooo See!? See? Deadpool is dazzling! With his hands outstretched and his head slightly raised proudly, Deadpool stood in the center of the stage, as if enjoying thousands of applause, proudly pointing to the wounds on his body that had recovered one by one, and howling excitedly, "I really hope that thousands of girls have my ability...... Do you understand? … Do you know where my point is? It's so handsome! I love Deadpool! I'm going to when I'm back tonight! ”
"I have to say, it's really a good ability!" Yan Yan tilted his head with interest, grinned meaningfully, lightly brandished the Onimaru Sword and chuckled, "Then, the game has officially begun!" Let's go a little intense. ”
Yan Yan pursed his lips with a demonic smile, and with a light swing of the Onimaru sword, a thin sword light swept by, and Deadpool's left arm fell shoulder to shoulder, and blood sprayed!" Shit! What happened?! Can I take back what I just said? Deadpool jumped and jumped on his feet, and at the same time caught the broken arm with his hands and feet, and in the blink of an eye, the arm had recovered to its original state, brandishing its double knives, screaming and rushing towards Yan Yan.
"It's good to come!"
Yan Yan had an arrogant and cold strange smile on the corner of his mouth, looking at the person's scalp numbness for a while, Deadpool seemed to have suddenly fallen into the ice cellar, and shivered exaggeratedly up and down his body, only to feel a terrifying aura of danger, rushing out of the ceiling from the soles of his feet, and blinking innocently, "Ahh I have a very bad feeling..."
In an instant, Yan Yan flew up at an extremely fast speed, and in the eyes of others, Yan Yan instantly turned into a streamer and disappeared, only Yuriko and Deadpool could barely catch Yan Yan's vague movement trajectory, the Onimaru sword groaned softly, and Yan Yan crossed like the wind, and when he reappeared, he was already behind Deadpool.
"Buzz..."
In the sound of the Onimaru sword moaning like the wind, slender blades of light emerged from around Deadpool, surrounding Deadpool in mid-air like a cage, and the cold air on the blade made goosebumps rise all over people's bodies.
"Ahh … Are we going into slow motion? Deadpool twisted his neck to look around at the dozen blades around his body, glared at Yan Yan, who was looking at him with a smile, and snorted, "... Is...... Lying grass ......"
In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen huge blades slashed at Deadpool's body, a crisp sound came, blood shot everywhere, and countless tiny cracks opened on Deadpool's black and red uniform, and the dense knife marks of the bones were like fishing nets on the body.
Before the person landed, Yan Yan instantly appeared beside him, flew up with a kick, and slammed it on his lower abdomen, which was only an inch away from his lower yin, and a muffled sound like a ball exploded, Deadpool let out a terrible howl, and his tattered body flew high and slammed into the iron railing on the side of the road, and then fell straight down, and his body slammed into the ground.
"Ahh Oh! Shit! … My face! Rolling all the way against the ground, Deadpool's mouth babbled out a strange onomatopoeia, and he slid out more than ten meters away, and then he lay on the messy ground with his left hand, and hummed "Perfect Landing...... with his left hand" Shaking his head and standing up, Deadpool looked down at the tattered beggar on his body and pretended to be "Hell! This is the most popular style of the year... Deadpool Outfit!! I said dude, things are starting to get boring! ”
"What, you're afraid of losing? If you lose, I'll give your little girlfriend a ......" Yan Yan raised his eyebrows, pointed at Anthony who was watching the battle, and let out a strange laugh of "Huohuo".
"You're really me off... Dude ...... "There was a moment of silence, Deadpool's body once again burst into murderous energy, twisting his neck to make a series of bone sounds of "click...", Deadpool handsomely raised his katana, and howled in a pretentious deep voice, "DJ!! Get me high!! ”
"Toot toot... Here we go again..."The two modified pistols poured ammunition rhythmically and wildly, and Deadpool let out a mad howl of excitement while chattering "By the way... Your knives are so cool! … I really like your hairstyle!! Not! Maybe I should change my look and title... Oriental Deadpool? Kung Fu Deadpool? Vomit! …… Damn it! Don't hit me in the handsome face! …… Hmmm......"
Yan Yan suddenly appeared, a very crisp and neat kick, and the front was impartially and fiercely slammed into Deadpool's face, and the powerful brute force on the soles of Yan Yan's feet blocked the babbling of Deadpool's mouth back into his throat, turning into a vague "woo" shout.
"Whew! The whole world is clean! I've wanted to do this for a long time! Anthony took a deep breath of relief and grinned widely.
Deadpool's body flew high, paused for two breaths in mid-air, and slammed on the ground again, Yan Yan's figure flashed and appeared beside him, and the Onimaru sword rested on Deadpool's neck, "Hand over my things, and I'll give you back your little girlfriend." ”
"Oh! … It really wasn't a pleasant deal! Damn it! You're so ungentle...... I seem to have incontinence! I hope I didn't pull on my underwear......" Deadpool stretched lazily, put his hands behind his head as if nothing happened, looked up at Yan Yan and smiled... Not! What did you just say? ”
"I have a more wonderful proposal..."The corners of Yan Yan's mouth hooked up a conceited smile, and he gently picked off Deadpool's mask with the Onimaru sword, leaking out that festering and ugly face, "What if I told you that I could heal your face?" ”
Deadpool's careless eyes suddenly lit up, and he jumped up as if flying, with a flattering flattering smile on his face, and almost fell down on Yan Yan's feet and kissed the upper of his shoes, and humbly "hehe" smiled and said, "Oh my God!" Oh, my God! You are an angel sent by God... What needs to be done from me to help me get back to my cool looks! Not! Kneeling and licking? Or do you have some weird fetishes!? Trust me, Wayne. Wilson is proficient in all positions. ”
Own disfigured face! It's the biggest shadow in the heart of Deadpool!
Yan Yan pouted and smiled, but before he could say what he wanted, the ground around him... It should be that the ground of the entire New York City sent out a violent shock, and in the middle of Manhattan, where the tall buildings were lined up in the distance, a wave of blue energy visible to the naked eye shot into the sky in the shape of a tornado, and the powerful and suffocating energy fluctuations made it difficult to breathe even if they were far away in Queens.
"Cosmic Rubik's Cube?" Yan Yan was stunned for a moment, and then an incomparably bright smile appeared on his face, after waiting for so long, the battle of New York finally began, and then he secretly said to himself in his heart, "Why hasn't there been news from Loki?" ”
"Pick something up and look like a moldy avocado! …… Baby! Such a big hole! It must be very lonely......" The phantom flashed, and Deadpool suddenly appeared next to Vanessa, hugging his girlfriend's slender waist, and Deadpool was ready to take advantage of the chaos to escape with his sweetheart.
The cold, black-green poisonous touch penetrated into Deadpool's body like a poisonous snake, and the paralyzing toxin instantly spread all over the body, "Oh! It's disgusting! I feel like there's bugs crawl......ing in my body again," Deadpool screamed and froze in place, the dark clouds condensed overhead, and Deadpool, unable to dodge any movement, could only watch as a huge lightning bolt slashed at his head accurately, but did not cause the slightest damage to Vanessa beside him.
Deadpool, who was screaming at the top of his throat and with black smoke on his head, had not yet recovered from the paralysis of the lightning strike, and another poisonous touch penetrated into his body, and with the staggered glow of the white and green ** magic halos, Deadpool soon was covered in black smoke and screamed on the ground in embarrassment.
"Trust me! If I can't, there's no one in the world who can cure you! The big battle was imminent, Yan Yan didn't bother to waste time and entangle with Deadpool, his body shook, the arrogant and domineering momentum of the dragon in his blood gushed out, the golden light flashed in his eyes, and the powerful soul suppressed on Deadpool, and said in a majestic voice that could not be disobeyed, "Two choices, help me do things, or be cut into slices by me!" Not! If, I cut off your head and press it on the ass, I don't know if it will grow together! ”
"What a convincing tone!! Not! Do you have gold in your eyes? Deadpool, who was lying on the ground in embarrassment and pretending to be dead, jumped up with his hands and feet, and saluted Yan Yan as standard, "If you pay me enough honorarium, then!" Glad to serve you! ”