Chapter 456: Vulgar Buddha
Of course, Grandpa Huo's words have shocked me so much that I don't want to step down. Zheng Long, a fool, actually reached the level of the whole ancestor. The Buddha's seven heart lamps are lit up five at this level, what about six, and all seven are bright? What will happen to him in the future? Who can say for sure?
However, it looks like all seven are lit up, and they may not be Grandpa Huo's opponents, right? What is the Buddha's seven-heart lamp?
Zheng Long obviously couldn't bear the pressure of Grandpa Huo, and couldn't look up at Grandpa Huo, who was much taller than him, and shouted frustratedly: "Oh, old hammer, if you come to die, it's my bird business?" Can you talk well? Again, this Buddha really wants you to die! For the sake of me and Xiaobaimian who haven't seen each other for many years, the friendship is still there, and you are also the person next to him, let's be together! β
Grandpa Huo smiled faintly, withdrew his attack power, and turned back into his previous size. But with a wave of his right hand, he spread an enchantment that was invisible to ordinary people, and his voice and appearance leaked out, and he said to me: "Wild flower, let's go, let's go." β
Zheng Long was also relaxed, brushed the sweat on his head, smiled at me, and said, "Little white face, let's go?" β
The two strong no longer use the strong, Wang Liang and Linghu Gaoya feel much better. The two men looked at each other. Each has its own amazement and envy.
When I looked at Zheng Long, I couldn't imagine this guy's strength anymore. He actually has the Buddha's seven-heart lamp, reaching the level of the whole ancestor. But with his temper, I don't want to take him there.
This trip was originally a secret act, if Zheng Long, the tyrant Buddha, was allowed to follow, then what would it be?
Immediately. I said to Zheng Long: "I'm afraid you're not suitable to participate in tonight's action." Wait here for us to come back! β
"I'm ...... day," Zheng Long was depressed when he heard it. Then he squeezed his fist at me and shook his arms: "Little white face, Brother Hua, Buddha, I am all my ancestors, can't I do something with you?" Do you look down on Lao Tzu so much? For my father's sake, can't you save face? β
Looking at this guy's anxious appearance, I couldn't help but feel a little funny. But Wang Liang has already said: "This friend must be Zheng Long, who my lord often misses." It seems that if you are out of Buddhism and want to enter this Chinese yin and yang together, it is against the rules of yin and yang and Buddhism. So, it's best not to go. β
Zheng Long was not polite to Wang Liang and glared down. He said in a deep voice: "Why are you the Wang Liang under the little white face?" Don't worry about the Buddha's affairs, the Buddha is going to follow tonight, you gnawed my Buddha's eggs? β
Wang Liang felt a little like eating turtles, and smiled wryly, not knowing what to say.
Linghu Gaoya immediately said in a coquettish voice next to him: "Oh, Zheng Long, don't be so impatient!" Since my lord is reunited with you, you will have to do your job. It's very secretive and important tonight, so why don't you bear with it? Looking back, my sister invited you to drink wine and eat meat? β
Zheng Long turned his head, lowered his eyes, and saw that Linghu was elegant, his eyes softened, and he didn't feel so ruthless: "You girl, you are beautiful, sexy, and you speak well, I don't know if he will be happy if he is worthy of my father?" β
Linghu Gaoya's face turned red, he looked at me coquettishly, and scolded coquettishly: "Oh, what did Buddha Zheng say?" There is only one person in the heart of the Lord, how can there be room for others? β
Lao Tzu got goosebumps all over his body when he heard this, this female slave didn't care about any occasion.
Zheng Long also shook, and said a little manicly: "Nima, Ah Mei Tofu, Ah Mei Tofu, it's too numb, right?" I can't stand you! Little white face, what kind of thing are you receiving, child slaves, why don't you train it well, look at this commotion! β
I was a little speechless, but I still said to Zheng Long: "You and Zheng Yi are Shunzhi's flesh and blood, right?" How did you get here? Who is your mother? β
Zheng Long looked at me and felt surprised: "Little white face, what do you mean?" What kind of shunzhi is crooked, and unlucky? Also internal hemorrhoids external hemorrhoids not? My father is a good old monk! β
"Holy!" Wang Liang and Linghu Gaoya and I couldn't help but scream.
Grandpa Huo was steady, with a deep sense of vicissitudes on his face.
Zheng Long's two bull's eyes blinked, and he lowered his head and swept the three of us: "What's the matter?" Don't you believe it? I am the son of a good old monk, I have never seen such a cheap father, I have never eaten a good meal since I was a child, and he himself is big fish and meat. In the end, he also burned down Yunzhong Temple and sent Lao Tzu to Yunshan County. My younger brother Zheng Yi is even more hard, he has been growing up in an orphanage in the south, this chicken eight father, what a cheating father! β
Day......
As for this remark, most of the content, Zheng Long has complained to me before. Wang Liang and Linghu Gaoya were also stunned when they heard it, and they couldn't believe it. Linghu Gaoya said: ", this is really a beep dog!" β
As for me, I suddenly figured out something, and said: "Shunzhi of the dog day, it is really the role of a generation of Yin and Yang Emperors, and this kind of thing can be done." It's no wonder that the good old monk on the Buddhist door is so bullish, I see! β
When these words came out, Zheng Long was puzzled. Linghu Gaoya and Wang Liang were both a little stunned and looked at me. Linghu Gaoya said again: "Lord, you know too much. β
Zheng Long immediately followed: "Little white face, what are you talking about?" β
I didn't answer directly, but asked Zheng Long: "Now that you know your background, what about your father?" β
"Shangshan Dad, that old man went to Tibet, Mom, I thought he was dead, who knew that he had been lying in the ruins of Yunzhong Temple for N years. His grandmother's, what a! Zheng Long was full of unhappiness and scolded.
In the whole world, the only person who can scold his own Lao Tzu like this is Zheng Long.
I said, "Who is your mother?" β
Speaking of this, Zheng Long was even more dissatisfied: "She's an old slut!" Fuck, it's the Changhong Daogu of the Qingcheng faction! I'm really a dog, Lao Tzu is so majestic, why is there such an ugly mother? She only knew that she would give birth to my brother and me, and then she would leave it alone. It is said that we drank Baijia milk, even dog milk, goat milk, and mouse milk. This kind of slut, how can she be my mother? If Lao Tzu hadn't been for the immortal Shangshan Daddy who wanted me to come to you, I would have to go to the Qingcheng faction to kill Changhong Dao Gu first! β
Lao Tzu is called a sweat! Linghu Gaoya is also a forehead stroke. can be so angry with his mother and scold and kill him, I'm afraid there is only one Zheng Long in the world.
Wang Liang smiled and said to Zheng Long: "Brother, you think too much. Changhong Daogu is a stunning beauty, not as bad as you think. β
Zheng Long glared at Wang Liang: "Mom, you call me brother?" You are a slave with a little white face, why do you call me brother? Go aside, there is no part for you to speak here, it will anger the Buddha, and there will be no half-scumbag left to beat you. β
Depend on! Zheng Long has such a violent temper, can I let him follow me? Anyway, Wang Liang's face was red, he was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to say anything.
I smiled faintly and said, "Zheng Long, Wang Liang didn't tell a lie. Your mother is Chen Yuanyuan back then, Chen Yuanyuan who is beautiful and chaotic in the world. She can't breastfeed you, and she can't raise you well with the good old-timers, and I'm afraid she has to suffer. I'll tell you that......"
Saying that, I will tell you everything related to Shunzhi and Chen Yuanyuan, and I heard that Zheng Long's eyes were bulging and the pupils were about to fly out. In the end, I said: "Zheng Long, the old monk of Shangshan, is a wisp of Shunzhi's soul." Only by dividing the soul and cultivating the physical body can you be born secretly with Chen Yuanzhu, and give birth to the two of you. And your strength has improved by leaps and bounds, firstly, you have the power of the Buddha's seven-heart lamp, and secondly, you also have the merit of the good old monk. Thirteen years ago, the old monk gave you a wisp of soul, attached to you, and helped you practice secretly, but you didn't realize it. So, just now you arrived, very awesome and cowardly, I felt the breath of Shunzhi, and thought it was the old monk who pretended to be forced by Shunzhi, but I didn't expect it to be you. "The sub-order is a stroke.
Zheng Long was stunned for a while, then raised his hand at me and said, "Wait a minute, my mind is a little messy, let's talk about it." Shunzhi is the emperor, and the emperor of yin and yang, after becoming a monk, he got involved with Chen Yuanyuan, and somehow, he separated a wisp of soul and turned into a good old monk, and the old monk cultivated his body, and got involved with Chen Yuanyuan ......"
Zheng Long muttered there alone for a long time, looking naΓ―ve, and finally slapped his hands violently and roared: "Understood, let's talk about it, the tyrant Buddha I am still the dragon of the Qing Dynasty, and so is Zheng Yi!" β
Alas, in the state of this guy, we are really speechless. It's a very simple thing, he has to spend a long time, and his IQ is really worrying!
I smiled anyway and said, "Exactly." But I wonder where you've been all these years? β
Zheng Long smiled bitterly and said, "Father Shangshan called me back to Yunzhong Temple and asked me to practice the Dharma of Lao Shizi Xiao Wuxiang. He rebuilt the Yunzhong Temple, which was built by Lao Tzu brick by brick and brick, alas, the little white face, talking too much is tears! β
It seems that Shunzhi is also an abusing guy! We can only nod and sympathize with Zheng Long.
I said, "What's the matter with your Buddha's Seven Heart Lamps?" β
Linghu Gaoya directly said: "What is the Buddha's seven-heart lamp, can you take it out and take a look?" β
Zheng Long smiled and said, "This thing seems to be ...... Daddy Shangshan dug it out of the ruins of the Cloud Temple! You see, here it is! β
As he spoke, Zheng Long's right hand was like a steel claw, and it was suddenly inserted into his chest. Damn, he's so ruthless, he broke his chest and blood shot out.
Linghu Gaoya screamed, as if he was afraid of blood, he covered his face with one hand, but hugged me with the other, looking like he didn't dare to look at it.
I was so depressed that I was hugged by this slave girl again, so I quickly pushed her away and looked at Zheng Long.
I saw that the blood that rushed out was like a red ribbon around Zheng Long, and it didn't splash out at all, and his right hand had already taken out the Buddha's Seven Heart Lamp from his chest......