Chapter 304: Soul Space (II)
From past experience, Dino concluded that little JJ is the root of all evil, and it will be cured forever.
There are many benefits to a neutral body, and he didn't mean to embarrass the dead ghosts.
First of all, this group of dead ghosts is gone, so they won't think about some sassy things every day and concentrate on work. According to the statistics of psychologists, human thinking is affected by hormones, and will unconsciously associate things related to popping, causing the brain to be unable to work at full strength.
Secondly, due to the imbalance in the ratio of men and women in another world, handsome men and beautiful women are extremely scarce resources, and Ding Nuo does not believe in the discipline of the dead ghosts. The sudden entry of these dead ghosts is likely to produce all kinds of thorny problems between men and women, and they will be jealous and then tear up infighting. And as the size of the Blazers grows, the problem will get worse. Instead of waiting for the problem to happen, it is better to strangle the problem in the cradle.
In the end, I always have to give the dead ghosts some progressive thoughts, and Ding Nuo has thoughtfully prepared JJs of various sizes, including an affordable version and a deluxe enhanced version. The same is true for female ghosts, but because of some irresistible forces, it is impossible to elaborate here.
At this time, the dead ghosts were carefully flipping through the plane colonization manual, and they began to talk in small voices.
Qin Shuangshuang tugged at Kuwabara's clothes and asked in a careful low voice, "Great Doctor, do you think this mysterious mirror master is trustworthy?" ”
"Is there a choice? I can only believe it... I don't want to be eaten. ”
Kuwabara looked relaxed, not the slightest bit uneasy about the future, and he continued, "And the manual says that although the wasteland world is dangerous, it is not a problem for us. It's a big deal to die again, as long as the soul is not destroyed by the outside world, there will always be a way to be reborn. ”
As the boss of all evils, Dino certainly won't let them hang up easily, so he prepared a soul dog tag for them: a sturdy steel identity tag with soul collecting magic painted inside, and the soul automatically enters it when they die. As long as you bring the dog tag back, you will be a good man again after a while.
Seeing Kuwabara's calm expression, Qin Shuangshuang was a little surprised, and praised: "I didn't expect you, a weak doctor, to have this kind of awareness, you are quite bold." ”
Kuwabara spread out his hands, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and squinted his eyes and said: "According to the division of functions, the chance of me going to the battlefield is very low, I am a scholar, not a martial arts faction." ”
Qin Shuangshuang didn't expect this stubble at all, and the whole person was not good at this time, and said in a muffled voice: "I'll wipe it!" You're so cunning, so I'm not a pill? I don't know anything, I'll fight, I'm going to be cannon fodder! Why is this fairy so bitter? ”
"Don't worry, the pioneer team is still in the process of development, and even if there is a battle, it will only be a skirmish, and it will not be a big problem."
Kuwabara comforted her softly, then quickly flipped to the exchange table, spread it out and said, "Did you notice?" You can exchange supernatural power on the exchange table.,I don't know what this so-called fighting spirit is.,I really want to find a sample and study it well.。 ”
After speaking, his eyes looked at Qin Shuangshuang thoughtfully, as if he wanted to slice and study the bone-folding handchildren's shoes on the spot...
Good you guy! Qin Shuangshuang slapped him on the forehead unceremoniously, and grinned: "Get out, don't hit this fairy's idea!" I'm not going to give you an autopsy, you die! ”
Then she frowned, and said with disgust: "There are too few things that can be exchanged in the exchange table, what about the all-powerful Lord God?" What a cheat! ”
What is the main god, the generation gap! Kuwabara scratched his head and said, "Although I don't understand what you're talking about, I think that as the development team continues to develop, there may be more choices in the soul space in the future." And as long as you save enough 100,000 points, you can return to reality and live in the mirror world for a hundred years, and 500,000 points can even return to the real world, and the way out is clear and obvious. ”
"Hey, you don't understand."
Qin Shuangshuang glanced at him disdainfully, and said freely: "If I don't live there, I won't be entangled in living in that world, although the wasteland world is dangerous, it is much more exciting than reality, and it is better to arm myself with so many points." ”
"Isn't there anyone or something you care about in reality?" Kuwabara was a little surprised, in his opinion, the cheerful Qin Shuangshuang should be able to mix up there, unlike himself who was gloomy and didn't even have a friend.
"You talk a lot!" Kuwahara's words poked Qin Shuangshuang's sore spot, and she slapped him on the forehead in annoyance.
Then she recalled with some unhappiness: "I came from an orphanage, and my parents didn't know it was there. In reality, I don't have many friends, so maybe no one will be sad even if I die... What about you, big doctor? ”
Orphans? Kuwabara was a little excited, but shook his head without saying much, and replied, "It's about the same as you." ”
Kuwabara's parents are still alive, but they divorced when he was very young, and the court sentenced him to his mother... Then his mother married his stepfather, and the two had a pair of children, and in that family, Kuwabara was not taken seriously, like an outsider.
He has not felt the warmth of his family since he was a child, so his personality will slowly become extreme, and his only interest is medicine, and saving people is just an incidental thing.
Maybe just like Qin Shuangshuang, no one will be sad even if they die...
Just as he was reminiscing about the past, Qin Shuangshuang pointed at him and laughed, "Hello single dog." ”
The joyful laughter diluted his sorrow, and he wanted to complain: Qin Shuangshuang's children's shoes, aren't you a single dog?
After a long time, the gentleman floating in the air became a little impatient, yawned, glanced at everyone, and said, "Have you read them all?" Don't read it if you haven't finished reading it, time is pressing, and pre-job training is going to be carried out. ”
There was a commotion in the square, and someone raised his hand and asked, "Zhina-chan, what is the content of the training?" ”
"Some common sense, such as language, where the language of the earth is different from the world, you can't communicate with the natives... Don't be sad, the training only needs to learn a few everyday phrases. In addition, the training teacher will tell you about the environment of the other world, customs and folklore, various taboos... There is also the rules and discipline of the pioneer team. Let me tell you, you have to listen carefully, the veteran who led you over there is a very violent man, if you make a mistake... Ho ho ho ho ~~"
Saying this, the gentleman monster showed a happy expression, and looked at the dead ghosts with the same gaze as a dead man.
The dead ghosts were uncomfortable with this, and hurriedly asked, "Don't scare me, Lord Chino... Can you tell us more about Captain Tinno? ”
"That's a murderous big devil, and he loves corporal punishment, his fist is bigger than a casserole, you little arms and legs eat a punch, I'm afraid you're going to fall apart. And he..."
The gentleman glanced around nervously, and then whispered: "I whispered to you, Dingnuo is an evil lolicon, you..."
Before she finished speaking, she was stared at by a fierce gaze, she hurriedly stopped her mouth, turned around and ran, and dropped a sentence: "Don't say it, you can experience it yourself, and then the training teacher will teach you a lesson, and I'll make up for sleep~~"
The dead ghosts in the square looked at each other, giving birth to an ominous premonition, and the terrifying image of the automatic brain patch in their minds... Two meters tall, muscular, bald, lust-obsessed little eyes...
The murderous and perverted lolicon? No, you have to call the police!