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Lu Yuan was like being hit in the head by a Nine Heavens Divine Thunder! The whole person was suddenly messy.

The old monk smiled, put down the broom, and sat down.

With his soothing movements, there were no gestures, and tables, chairs, and tea sets appeared one by one out of thin air. The chair happened to appear under him, the teapot mouth was still rising a slight steam, and even the surrounding environment was slowly separated from Shaolin, ten meters away was still the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and the garden with yellow leaves, within ten meters there was only green grass all over the ground and a huge peach tree leaning on the edge of the table, the shade of the tree just covered a table and two chairs and two people, the wind blew, and the delicate peach petals fell down like spring rain.

Do you want to be so demonic?!

Lu Yuan wanted to say, "Are you a GM?" Then he pressed down this stupid question, first sat down in a proper manner, held a pot and poured tea for the old monk and himself, and then looked at the old monk quietly. Since he has displayed this great power like a creation of the gods, he naturally has something to say.

"Alas, the newcomers now, are not cute at all."

The old monk didn't have any shape, rolled up his sleeves casually, and drank the tea. Then I took out a box...... Ice cream!!! He smiled and ate it. The peerless demeanor that had just been established was suddenly destroyed.

"The old monk also knows a little about your past, since you are from that era, you have heard of the infinite flow, huh...... That's it. ”

"Infinite Streaming...... Forget it, I don't think it's a joke. If I were to deny the hard work of the past few years, I would not be able to overcome my own hurdles. Then I'll ask as usual. Lu Yuan thought about the novels he had read, if he wanted to say that he had reached the world realm of Yitian, only the infinite flow could make sense.

"What needs to be done of me, and what conditions are in place to get me back to where I came from."

"Go back? Can't go back. The old monk shook his head vigorously and knocked on the cup to make him pour tea.

"Huh?" Lu Yuan didn't think it was a big deal not to go back, but he still had to ask, "So simply?" Shouldn't we at least give a false hope, and then let everyone work hard? ”

"How can there be such a good thing?! Besides, in the real world, you are afraid that the corpses have been cremated, how can you go back? ”

"Cremated? How did I die? Lu Yuan remembered that he appeared on that spaceship for no reason, why did he die?

A few of them appeared out of thin air in the old monk's hand...... Nail together the A4 printer paper, then flip through it, and say, "Well, you died of a myocardial infarction caused by drinking too much." ”

Lu Yuan was speechless. No wonder my worst memory of the present world is drinking with a few friends. I think that at that time, because I was going to divorce, I accidentally drank too much, and I was like this......

The old monk saw that Lu Yuan didn't have a tangled expression, so he handed over the few pieces of paper in his hand, "This is the contract of the main god, so if you think you can sign it." ”

Lu Yuan's sense of messiness came again, and he wanted to pull the old monk and yell, "Nima won't let you go back, this is considered an infinite flow of hair!" Besides, the contract is hairy?! What about your Styx vows? What about your sacred covenant? At least show me a sheepskin scroll and pretend to be a bastard! Nima took out A4 printer paper in the Yuan Dynasty, what kind of trouble are you going to make!? ”

"Ah, I thought the same thing I thought at first."

The old monk drank tea slowly.

But when you think about it, what is unfair about us providing service and the Lord God providing new life? Even in this world, you can't find such a good job, right? ”

"That's what I said", Lu Yuan looks like he is a teenager, but his mind is an uncle who is dozens of years old, and after thinking about it, he balanced, "Work for life, there is really no fairer job than this." So what is my crossing this time? ”

"Training and prepaid wages, how's that?"

"I didn't say anything about the treatment! So what do I need to do? ”

"Fight, keep fighting! In the future, you will fight wherever the Lord God points out, and the Lord God will tell you to go east, and you will never make chicken, but you will be able to make 80 flavors of ice cream......"

"Ice cream? What is ice cream? Also, if I cultivate now, can I take it to the next world? Such an accumulation of worlds and worlds? If you go to the world of Saint Seiya and Dragon Ball, won't you be able to become a god soon? ”

"Why are you still thinking about Saint Seiya! Ahem...... You're thinking too well, aren't you?! If the power can be brought out of this world, then what else does the Lord God want you to do? Isn't it good for him to directly take Zhang Wuji and Zhang Sanfeng out of the end of the game? The old monk snickered, "This is the world realm created by the Lord God, and anything you take away from this world realm is his strength." What he needs is for us to fight for him, not for us to fight with his strength, that means nothing to him. ”

"Then what can I get from this world? Except for life. "Lu Yuan was a little disappointed, after all, he had also worked hard to practice martial arts for so long.

"It's a bit complicated. In general, the Lord God wants us to strive to grow in the shadow world, and at the end of each world there will be a score, and the more ordinary we live and the less we grow, the less points we have. On the contrary, the more wonderful life you live and the more you grow, the higher your score. These points allow you to take away some of the things you want to take with you in this world. Weapons, cultivation, people, anything. ”

"I don't think I'm so motivated?" Lu Yuan teased.

"Hehe," the old monk shook his head and replied, "there is such a thing, not only will it not give you money, you need to spend money to participate." You spend a lot of time and energy on this, and you may pay the price of rest and health for this thing, but you don't get any benefits or praise, but you do it with pleasure, guess what? ”

"Oh, sports?"

"Almost. The best answer is video games! There is nothing to be gained but illusory happiness, but why are so many people spending money, energy, and pleasure in it? ”

"What are you talking about?" Lu Yuan understood a little, and he still had to confirm this question.

"Well, that's what mine meant. What more could you ask for to be able to live a wonderful life in your favorite story? There are also points for this, what are you waiting for? Participate now for only 998 ......"

The two met and laughed. Lu Yuan hasn't heard this joke for many years, so he misses it.

"And what are you?" Lu Yuan pointed to his miscellaneous clothes.

"I'm retired and now I'm a novice instructor."

"Can you retire?" Lu Yuan was attracted by this term.

"Of course, the Lord God is still very human." The old monk waved his hand, "If someone is tired of fighting, he can choose to retire, and then choose a world world and play a role that does not affect the world world to live, that's all." The old monk I envied the Shaolin sweeping monk who pretended to be a good B, so I chose this as a retirement career. ”