Chapter 44 Lockhart's Book Sale

"What is that guy doing?"

"I don't know, but ignore him, there are always a lot of freaks among mages. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"I think I just heard that five minutes ago."

"Because that's what you asked five minutes ago, hahaha~" So the two drunkards continued to push the glasses and change the glasses, once again ignoring the young man standing at the door of the Leaky Cauldron Bar, in and out.

Lu Yuan took the black umbrella and stood three steps away from the gate of the Broken Cauldron Bar. He took a step forward, a step back, and then a step forward...... The cycle repeats itself. Finally, after not knowing whether it was a hundred or two hundred, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and strode into the bar.

"Boss, a glass of butterbeer!"

Wherever wizards live, there is a wide range of "Muggle Expulsion Charms" and "Muggle Confusion Charms", which are the result of thousands of years of efforts by the British Ministry of Magic. After Lu Yuan understood the underlying details of the magic of this world, he became interested in analyzing the complex magic of this world. Because the enchantment happened to cover the area three steps in front of the door of the Leaky Cauldron - not only did it automatically prevent Muggles from looking away from the pub, but they couldn't locate it.

When Lu Yuan passed by the door, he did an analysis of this enchantment by the way, but it turned out that he found a lot of interesting things......

First of all, this enchantment is a compound type of magic that contains dozens of magic effects, large and small! And the point is, some of these effects are simply not within the scope of the Ministry of Magic's declaration!

For example, the Ministry of Magic has not said that this magic is not only effective for Muggles, but also affects wizards...... One notable effect is that when using Muggle items, wizards experience a great deal of cognitive confusion, leading to a mess of men wearing skirts, high heels, leggings, suits and bikinis.

Lu Yuan has always thought that there is something wrong with the description in the book - the magician stays a little at most, and he is not brain-dead. No matter how little common sense they have, they will never do that kind of clown-like behavior with their above-average IQ! However, under the influence of the barrier, all of this is happening quite normally. Even after being affected by the enchantment for a period of time, even if the mage breaks away from the enchantment, the effect of "Muggle Confusion" will still persist for a long time.

And the main goal of this "obfuscation enchantment" is not to make a fool of magicians, but to "ban the use of Muggle firearms by magicians, and ban the concept of firearms in the wizarding world"!

Ying Yu Siting, Lu Yuan touched his chin...... Things got interesting. This barrier is very ancient, and Lu Yuan estimates that it will be at least four or five hundred years old! So...... Who "forebodied" the power of firearms four or five hundred years ago, and then began to "ban guns" from the time when gunpowder was not yet widespread?

Hello Mr. Behind the Scenes!

Lu Yuan took out a mysterious book of dark gold—in fact, it was the diary given to him by the main god Ginny—and then at the end of the diary, he recorded his thoughts and speculations. Although this book is a bit naïve.,But it's also a "main artifact.。

It is written clearly, with full strokes, and there are endless pages to be used!

After writing the analysis (in fact, he wrote it here, he can share it with the three leg-haired goddesses at the same time), drank the beer, and Lu Yuan returned to Diagon Alley again.

*****

Lu Yuan has made some layouts in the Muggle world in the UK, and the five thousand pounds have already been used elsewhere by him.

He took the remaining two thousand pounds into Gringotts to exchange some money, but he only got one hundred gold Galleons! At the rate of one to seven, there was still 1,300 pounds in cash left for the time being. So he figured out one more thing, money from the outside world can be exchanged for gold galleons, but there is a limit to the amount of private exchange - one hundred gold galleons per person, per year.

Also, if it can be exchanged casually, Lu Yuan is confident that he will collapse the economy on the magic side in minutes.

The magic side sparrow is small and has all kinds of organs. Gringotts, the bank opened by the goblins, is equivalent to the central bank on the magic side, and they are the ones who maintain the financial stability of the entire magic side; Ollivanders Wand Shop, a UK-wide arms supplier...... So Lu Yuan has always been shocked by Voldemort's incomparable courage!

Towards the end of the story, Voldemort finally "dominates" the English magical side - but at the same time, he also destroys the Ollivanders wand shop, kills all the goblins in Gringotts, and aims to eradicate the only educational institution on the British magical side, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! He also conducts ancestry reviews throughout the country...... Who gave him the courage?

I really wonder how Voldemort, standing on the ruins, would lead LinkedIn magic to face the combined crushing of the French and German wizarding communities if he wins?

As soon as this kind of thought grows, Lao Lu's heart is itching, do you really want to help Voldemort realize his dream?

- The thought of Voldemort murdering Dumbledore, crushing the half-blood prince, and beheading Harry Potter! Just when he married the poor and was about to embark on the peak of his life...... But I suddenly found that Germany and France were ready to go, under the leadership of a generation of Dark Lord Gellert Grindelwald, ready to fight again and join the European Union! At this time, Voldemort's seven Horcruxes were destroyed by five or six, seven tuberculosis and eight injuries, and he was riddled with diseases......

Such a plot is rampant, it can't be more emotional! Just watching Voldemort's expression change from peak to bottom can be worth the ticket price.

But when I thought of a behind-the-scenes mastermind, "Ahhhh Can you still let people have a good time! I hate the people behind it! ”

Since you can't, forget it, Lao Lu's emotions come and go quickly. Hey? Why did I stop and still hear someone screaming "Ahhh It's amazing.

(Big Nana is rolling all over the floor, "I want to see the German invasion!") I'm going to watch Grindelwald avenge his old lover! Brave teenagers saving the world or something, the most boring! ”)

*****

"Let me introduce you."

As soon as Lu Yuan walked into the Lichen bookstore, he was pulled by the store manager.

Amos Angelo, the store manager who hated him yesterday, now smiles like a chrysanthemum when he sees him, and his old face is relaxed! Pulling him to introduce him to another gorgeously dressed man. "This is the famous writer Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart! Recipient of the Order of Merlin of the Third Class, Honorary Member of the Anti-Dark Arts League! Mr. Lockhart's "Travels with Ghouls" is the best-selling novel ever written by the Blotted Bookstore! ”

So this is Gilderoy Lockhart? If you want to become a Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher this year, you will only use the "forget-it-all-empty" waste Chai Lockhart? I said that the store manager saw me as if he was seeing a relative, and it turned out that he was disgusted by Lockhart's narcissism!

Hehe~ Lu Yuan smiled meaningfully in his heart. He had just wondered how he could get his first pot of gold quickly since the pound was not convertible - and Gilderoy Lockhart appeared in front of him like an angel! When Lao Lu saw Lockhart at this moment, it was like seeing a big fat sheep with golden light!

Since he's Lockhart, what's disgusting? Store manager, you're still too pure, I haven't seen anything more disgusting! Lu Yuan first took a deep breath, and then pounced!

"What?! Are you the 'one!' 'Lockhart! The Harlot who wrote countless bestsellers such as "Breaking with a Female Ghost", "Vacation with a Dominatrix", "Walking with a Troll", "Traveling on a Boat with a Vampire", "Wandering with a Werewolf", "A Year with a Tibetan Yeti", and many more? Lockhart, the world's most famous traveler and explorer? That lockhart, who is the best dream lover of countless witches and countless teenage girls and women? ”

Lockhart was so happy that he didn't know how to react, and he was laughing so hard that his eyes were gone, and only two rows of big teeth remained.

"Although you never wanted to mention that," Lu Yuan followed the appearance of Lockhart's photo, one eyebrow high and the other low, posing in what he thought was very chic, "but I will say that I have won the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award five times, but I didn't defeat vampires with this!" ”

"Hahaha, oh my, exactly like I said myself! Please call me Giron! I appreciate you! I, Gilderoy Lockhart, appreciate you! ”

"Then I am your most loyal fan Lu Yuan! I almost thought I was in a dream when I saw you! ”

Lockhart pounced and hugged Lu Yuan affectionately! Two of you, you beat me, I pat you on the shoulder, and the orangutans attract, like long-lost brothers!

"Oh~" On the side, watching the interaction between these two people, the store manager Amos Angelo pressed his forehead painfully.

"Okay, Lockhart, this is my assistant store manager Lu Yuan. Lu Yuan, Lockhart will hold a signing session for his new book "I Can Magic" at the Blott Bookstore tomorrow. Since you adore him so much, then Lockhart's book autograph and meeting will be arranged by you! It's all up to you! You can use all the resources of the bookstore! I... I'm a little nauseous... You have to go first. ”

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes, small, you want to run without bleeding? "Wait, store manager, can you please tell me what resources are available in the store?"

"Oh~" Amos Angelo scratched his head in embarrassment, "I'll give you 30 Galleons, can you look at the rest?" I'm not here tomorrow. "To be honest, Lockhart learned this kind of thing from Muggles. The Blotted Bookstore, like the wizarding world as a whole, is very conservative and conservative.

I've never done this kind of book signing before, and I don't know how to do it—the store manager was completely annoyed by Lockhart and agreed to give it a try. Therefore, it is already unprecedented to be able to make him pay for it.

The store manager fled with a smoke, leaving Lu Yuan behind, and Giron could only complain to him.

"30 gold galleons?!"

He put on an unbelievable look, 30 gold gallons is about 2,000 yuan of purchasing power - not bad in the hands of ordinary people, but for an event......

"Don't worry, Giron!" Lu Yuan opened his wallet awe-inspiringly, "I still have 7 Galleons here, I am willing to give everything I have for you!" I think it's enough money to put up a banner and hire a few kids to hand out flyers on the streets...... The number should not be too much, and a maximum of 100 copies can be printed. ”

He wrenched his fingers to calculate the cost, and Girold, who was listening next to him, covered his face in pain. (To be continued.) )