The sky is blue and the sun is shining.

The sound of the panda Curie reading aloud from the left and right made the animals in Liangshan bow their heads and listen very reverently.

Zuo Xiaoyou, as the respect of a saint, is a man of his word, even if this world lacks aura, but it can't stop Zuo Xiaoyou's great mantra. Although Zuo Xiaoyou only had a trace of Taoism in his words, it was enough for the creatures of Liangshan to benefit from it.

Although they dare not say that they are monsters, it is enough to increase their spirituality, make them smarter, and increase their chances of survival.

"Gurgle-"

The T-X maid walked into the courtyard carrying two killed pheasants: "Young master, dinner will be ready soon." ”

Left small right: "......"

Well, some captive creatures can't help it.

Zuo Xiaoyou is in a good mood these days, the Zhang sisters are very lovely two girls, with them, it can always make Zuo Xiaoyou very relieved.

Speaking from the heart, if it wasn't for Bai Sango's early start, the partners in reality would be them. White coral is not an ideal partner, in fact, women in the entertainment industry are not ideal partners, unless a woman in the entertainment industry can teach her husband and children at home with peace of mind after marriage, otherwise a woman who often flies around after marriage will not be able to have such a family for a long time.

Why does Zuo Xiaoyou like the older generation of female artists? Just because most of the female artists of the older generation have received traditional education, they regard their families as more important than their careers. So Marilyn Monroe and Zhong Chuhong of the East quit the entertainment industry after marriage; Qiu Shuzhen, the desire of a man in Xiangjiang, withdrew from the entertainment industry after marriage; At that time, Boshen Ye Zilin withdrew from the entertainment industry after living with her boyfriend; Zheng Peipei, the first generation of women who fought women that year, quit the entertainment industry after marriage, and only chose to make a comeback after divorce because of various reasons.

Of course, there are also those female artists who are still in the entertainment industry after marriage and have a good life, but the husbands of these female artists are basically insiders, and they are not clear, so they can naturally tolerate the ambiguity of their other half.

They're all sluts, and no one can say anything about anyone.

Like Bai Sango, it is very difficult to find a husband like Zuo Xiaoyou who is not in the circle and can tolerate her to continue to mix in the circle. Of course, this is also related to her three chapters of the law with Zuo Xiaoright, and not being able to shoot intimate scenes is the bottom line of Zuo Xiaoright.

Some people may think that why Zuo Xiaoyou can have more than one woman? Is this fair for white coral?

It's not fair!

But who let the white coral catch up with the left and the right! Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, can you handle it?

So feelings are like wearing shoes, is it appropriate? Only the feet know.

In short, Zuo Xiaoyou got the relationship he wanted at the moment, it doesn't matter if Bai Coral is not around, it is enough to have the Zhang family sisters.

"Drive!"

Hearing the voices of the Zhang sisters, Zuo Xiaoyou turned her head to look at it, and couldn't help but chuckle: "What are you doing?" ”

One of the two sisters rode on the fat back, the other rode on the back of the female panda, and the two fat pandas walked slowly around the yard with a bitter face.

"They're too heavy." Zhang Acai said: "My sister and I let them exercise and lose weight. Fat, run! ”

(Chubby: I don't want to run, I want to sleep.) ）

Compared with the lazy fat panda, the female panda is much more diligent, and walks slowly with Zhang Ayi without regrets.

"It's still a fat chick (female panda) obedient." Zhang Acai slapped her fat ass again: "Lazy panda, run!" ”

Fat: "Woo woo......"

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, closed the book in his hand, and said, "Fat is indeed a little lazy to do, and it can't go on like this." ”

"What does my brother want to do?" Zhang Ayi asked.

"Starting tomorrow, I'm going to teach the fat master the art of cultivating immortals."

Before dawn the next day, Zuo Xiaoyou lifted the fat big and the fat girl, went to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise, and absorbed the first wisp of morning glow in the sky.

Fat and chubby girls are both animals, and they will definitely take the road of demon cultivation in the future, the so-called demon cultivation is to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, open up spiritual wisdom, and then gradually evolve towards human beings. Of course, this is only a preliminary stage, similar to the transformation of the White Lady and Xiaoqing. In order to attain positive results, it is also necessary to eliminate the sins committed when you were an animal. That is, to do good deeds and eliminate karma with merit. When karma is erased and merit is added, it will also be a positive result. Even if you don't become an immortal, you can still enjoy heaven and earth.

Of course, this is the routine of the mythical world, in reality, a world where there are no immortals, as long as you take human form, follow the rules of human beings, and get along with human beings will not cause harm to human beings, it will be almost the same.

There is a saint on the left and right, which one is still cultivating? It's enough not to cause trouble.

It was in this situation that the fat big and the fat girl began the road of demon cultivation. However, cultivation is a long-term work that has lasted for many years, and if Fat Big and Fat Girl want to achieve positive results, it will take many, many years of cultivation.

In fact, Zuo Xiaoyou can forcibly point the fat and fat girls, but the consequence of forcibly pointing them is that the strength can never grow, similar to the breeze and bright moon around Zhen Yuanzi; It is similar to the golden horn and silver horn next to Taishang Laojun.

They are all forcibly ignited Taoist children, and their usual work is to cook on the fire and receive guests, even if they pass 100 million cosmic calendars, their cultivation will not change, it is very miserable.

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't want Fat Big and Fat Girl to complain about him in the future, so he didn't ignite them and let them cultivate with their own efforts, although the effect was slow, but it was better for a long time.

On the first day of cultivation, Fat Da and Fat Niu didn't seem to react, even if they started to absorb the essence of the moon at night, they only relied on the help of Zuo Xiaoyou to absorb a trace of it.

Fortunately, as long as you can absorb it, as long as you stick to it, there will always be a day when your hair will become oceanic.

Seeing that Fat Big and Fat Niu could really cultivate, the Zhang family sisters were surprised, and Zhang Acai asked, "Brother, Fat Big and Fat Niu won't really become human beings in the future, right?" ”

"Why not?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "But animals want to become humans, no matter how high their qualifications are, they need hundreds of years of cultivation. ”

"Hundreds of years!" The two sisters were a little emotional, if it weren't for the fact that they were already immortal, I am afraid they would not have been able to wait for that day.

"Don't slack off." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Although with your strength, the threat to you in this world is already very small, but human beings will inevitably have times when they are mad, especially in these years, the international situation is complicated, and if you don't do well, there will be a third world war, so you must insist on cultivating, if one day, you are already strong enough not to be afraid of the bombing of nuclear weapons, you can rest properly." ”

"I'm afraid it's hard!" The two sisters had little faith in themselves.

"It's challenging." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "In short, you work hard, your cultivation time is short, and you haven't learned the trick of automatic cultivation between sitting and sleeping, now you have to work hard to reach this realm, and then you will habitually cultivate automatically, and you won't feel tired." ”

The two sisters nodded, and during the summer vacation, they worked harder.

Two days have passed in the blink of an eye, and on this day, it is the appointed time of the week.

"I'm going to the capital, are you going to go?" After breakfast, the neatly dressed left and right asked the two sisters.

"No, no." The two sisters shook their heads repeatedly.

"Why?" Left and right were a little surprised.

"Brother......" Zhang Ayi blushed a little and pointed to Zuo Xiaoyou's dress: "Can you not dress like this?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at his white costume and blinked: "Is there a problem?" ”

"It's all modern, and it's not going to act, how embarrassing it is to walk on the street in this kind of clothes!"

Hearing the hearts of the two sisters, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Isn't it beautiful?" ”

"Good-looking is good-looking...... the two sisters looked at Zuo Xiaoright, the appearance of the white-clothed boy full of ancient charm made the two sisters' hearts pound, but ...... "It's too embarrassing to walk on the street, we don't want to be watched."

“……”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head helplessly: "Since that's the case, then I'll go alone." Paused: "What do you want?" I'll bring it back to you. ”

"Nothing to want." The two sisters shook their heads.

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, opened the Qiankun fan and shook it, turned around, and disappeared in place.

Even if they have seen it many times, the instantaneous spell of Zuo Xiaoyou still makes the two sisters excited.

"That's great!" Zhang Acai said enviously: "When will we be able to go wherever we want like my brother?" ”

"Brother is right." Zhang Ayi said: "If we want to live freely in this world, we can only improve our own ability!" Ah Cai, we have to work hard in the future. ”

"Hmm." Zhang Acai nodded again and again: "If we can be as powerful as my brother in the future, maybe we can go to heaven to have a look!" ”

"Heaven ......" Zhang Ayi's eyes were full of yearning.

……

In the capital, the left and the right appear in the home of the white coral.

At this time, White Coral was filming in Hollywood, and only the T-X maid was at home. Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly appeared, making the T-X maid stand up in a hurry: "Young master, why are you here?" ”

Looking at the T-X maid who was watching TV, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "I have something to deal with here." Do you now have the idea of watching TV on your own? ”

T-X itself is constantly evolving, but no matter how it evolves, it is inevitable that there will be the stiffness that robots should have, such as watching TV now, T-X used to not take the initiative to do it, but today there are gratifying discoveries.

"Because I don't know what to do." The maid regained her proper smile on her face.

"That's good." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "As long as you don't do illegal and criminal things, you can do whatever you want." ”

The maid nodded.

"I'm going to a friend's house." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Do you have any money on you?" ”

"Yes." The maid took out a wallet from her skirt pocket: "How much does the young master want?" ”

"I don't." Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand: "Since you're bored, how about going out for a spin?" ”

"Take a turn?" The maid was puzzled.

"Buy something you like." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Such as clothes, pillows and the like." ”

"......" The maid was silent for a moment, revealing a blank look.

"Don't have a favorite?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Maybe ......" The maid was not so sure: "Last month, I saw a pot of flowers in the market and had a good impression. ”

"Then go buy it." Zuo Xiaoright's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Is the money enough?" ”

"That's enough, just ten dollars." The maid said.

"Then go ahead!" Zuo Xiaoyou said: "There are also clothes and the like, as long as you like it, you can buy it back." ”

"......" The maid was silent for a moment and nodded.

Soon after, the maid who had changed into a new dress went out, and looked at the time, eight and five in the morning.

Zuo Xiaoyou took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Liu Tianxian: "I'll be at your house in an hour." ”

Liu Tianxian quickly sent a reply: "I'm waiting for a vacant seat." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, put away his phone, and walked out of the house.

I took the elevator downstairs, and as soon as I walked out, I met the residents who lived here. Zuo Xiaoyou nodded to them with a smile, and these people all looked at Zuo Xiaoyou blankly, until Zuo Xiaoyou's figure disappeared into the corridor, and then they started to talk about it.

"Who is this man? A costume in one, is it a new actor? ”

"So handsome! has such a good temperament, is it an overseas Chinese who came to China to shoot costume dramas? ”

"Wearing ancient costumes and walking around, it's not grandstanding!"

"Whether it's sensational or not, at least people have to look good, you fat man doesn't look like a prince even if you wear a dragon robe."

"Tell me what I'm doing? Cut! ”

Not only the corridor, but also the people who met the left and right in the community also pointed at the left and right, which caused a lot of topics.

"Brother!" A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl ran over with an excited face, pulling Zuo Xiaoyou's clothes: "Brother, are you an actor?" ”

Looking at this little girl with a star-chasing face, Zuo Xiaoyou shook her head with a smile: "I just like to wear ancient costumes." ”

"But brother, you're so handsome!" The little girl looked nymphomaniac, took out a notebook and a signature pen from her school bag: "Sign me a name!" ”

“……”

Zuo Xiaoyou has become a top director in the world of "The King of Comedy", and it is not that he has never signed his name, but it is the first time to sign an autograph in reality.

"Wow! Brother, your handwriting is so beautiful. Although the signature of the art body is used, the little girl's calligraphy skills still amazed the little girl.

"Huh." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and pointed to the little girl's schoolbag: "It's past eight o'clock now, you won't oversleep, right?" ”

The little girl's face suddenly turned red: "I watched XX's concert last night and slept too late." But it doesn't matter, being late is already a common occurrence for me, anyway, I'm beautiful, and it's enough to find a rich husband to support me in the future. ”

“……”

This little girl is indeed beautiful, at least a little beauty of seventy or eighty years, but ...... This little girl is only fifteen or sixteen years old! I already had this idea at the age of fifteen or sixteen, and now the girl is really precocious.

said goodbye to this star-chasing girl, left Xiaoyou took a taxi and went straight to Liu Tianxian's house.

Liu Tianxian's house is in the suburbs, that is, outside the Fifth Ring Road, but she is further away, outside the Sixth Ring Road. After all, it covers too much area, and the real estate close to the urban area of the capital is too expensive, even Liu Tianxian can't afford it, so he enclosed a piece of land outside the Sixth Ring Road and built a manor-style mansion, which is very luxurious. (To be continued.) )