Chapter 0904: Sister Control Divine Sect
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"Uh...... Ahem...... Anyway, let's bless them with applause! However, no matter how shocked he was in his heart, as a qualified host, Chen Haixin still carried out the hosting work with a smile on his face after coughing dryly twice.
"Bang Bang Bang-"
Driven by Chen Haixin, no matter how unhappy some of the female viewers below were with Acebell's attitude, they still applauded honestly.
"Show your entry cards and we'll enchant them! For twenty-four hours after the enchantment, this badge can be used anywhere in the city, free of a qiē fee. Chen Haixin smiled and stood beside Wang Dong and Elsie Belle and said, "Unlimited~"
"Okay." Wang Dong smiled, and then handed the badge that turned red after winning the location competition to Chen Haixin, and thanked him: "I'm sorry for your trouble." ”
"No, no, no." Chen Haixin smiled and waved his hand, then took the enchanted props from the staff who walked up next to him and put the badge inside.
"Drip—"
A few seconds later, with a sound like a microwave hot meal, the badge was "spit out" by the enchanted item and returned to Chen Haixin's hand - its color changed from red to pink with a shimmering red light, and there was a countdown of 23:59:59 in the center of the badge.
"Alright. Hold on to both of you -- plus. Because it's a limited-time item. So we don't waste any more time for the two of you to give a presentation or something. Chen Haixin smiled and handed the badge to Wang Dong and Acebell, patted the back of the two of them, and said, "Both, enjoy the free life of the next day~~~"
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"Actually...... You don't need that at all, do you? After Wang Dong and Elsie Belle left the stage to re-engage with Miro, Miro looked at the badge in Acebell's hand and said helplessly.
"Hehe, it's not the free features of this badge that I'm fanciing~" Acebelle shook the badge in front of her with a smile, and then put her arm around Wang Dong and said with a satisfied face: "I just want to show affection with Wang Dong~~"
"......" Miro was silent for a few seconds, then looked at Elsie Belle and Wang Dong—yes. He has the aura of love given by the statue of the goddess of love in the Golden Lock Temple, and he also has the medal of the champion of the city competition for lovers......
This is a great love! It's just a pair made in heaven?
At this moment, Miró is once again mired in self-loathing - ah, why don't I have a girlfriend.
"Young man, I see that your heart is full of confusion, why don't you tell me what are you struggling with." Wang Dong glanced at the entanglement in Miro's eyes, couldn't help patting the other party's shoulder, and said, "If there is anything unhappy, you can say it and make me happy." ”
“…… If...... You didn't say the words of this sentence. Maybe I really said it......" Miro's face was distorted--no way, he was still a little moved when Wang Dong said the first half of the sentence. But when the second half of the sentence is spoken...... Not to mention moved, even the feelings are gone!
"Well, don't worry about these things, the point is what you're struggling with." Wang Dong showed perseverance and continued to ask.
"I'm thinking, why doesn't someone as good as me have a girlfriend?" Miro said with a melancholy face.
"Do you have a house of your own?"
"Does my sister and I count?"
"I think when I get married and have sex with your wife in the future, will your sister listen to the corner next to you?"
"I'm sorry I was wrong, I don't have my own house yet."
"Do you have a car?"
“…… Also...... No. ”
"Do you have a job with a steady dìng?"
“…… Guide...... Count? ”
"Steady dìng?"
“…… No...... Not very stable dìng......"
"Is that not there?"
“…… Big...... Probably. ”
"No house, no car, no job, why do you say you don't have a wife?"
"Oooh oh ......"
After letting out a long mournful scream, Miro's whole body lay on the ground in an orz posture, and there was a strong aura of "Ah, I'm a defeated dog" on his body.
"Am I going a little too far?" Wang Dong looked at Miro, who was pale and pale in tears, and whispered to Elsiebell.
"I don't think - because I know you're going to do something, right?" Elsie Belle glanced at Wang Dong with a playful look on her face and teased.
"Those who know me love little." Wang Dong raised his eyebrows, then walked up to Miro's side with a wicked smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Don't be sad, Miro." ”
"That's it...... Isn't there a remedy......" Miro turned his head with tears streaming down his face, as if he were a cat that had been abandoned and exuded pity.
"Absolutely." Wang Dong replied without hesitation, "Do you want to listen?" ”
"Ah...... Sure enough, I knew it wasn'......" Miró lowered his head in frustration and sighed in frustration - and then he froze, and the guide around him turned around like the wind and asked, "What did you just say?" ”
"I said, do you want to listen?" Wang replied with a smile in his eyes.
"Not that! The previous sentence! Miró asked.
"Absolutely." Wang Dong smiled slightly and replied.
“…… It's true? Miro asked incredulously, as if he was worried about Wang Dong saying that it was just a joke.
"Really." Wang Dong nodded, definitely giving Miro hope.
"Oooh oh!!" Miro didn't hesitate to keep Wang Dong's thigh, and said with tears in his eyes: "Wang Dong A dream, tell sù what should I do~~"
“…… Very simple! There is a female. Younger than you. And grew up with you from a young age. I don't care if you know you, and I won't worry about your sister listening to the corner when you and her are banging, and I won't care if you have your own house, let alone whether you have a car or a job...... Wang Dong paused, patted Miro's shoulder, who was kneeling on the ground, and said in a low voice.
“…… This...... So good!? Miro took a sharp breath, then looked at Wang Dong with tears streaming down his face, and said with tears in his eyes: "Old driver...... Take me! ”
"It's easy—your sister!" Wang Dong decisively patted Miro's shoulder. Said.
“…… Younger sister...... Younger sister!? Miro was shocked—
Younger than me? Isn't this nonsense, otherwise it wouldn't be a sister or a sister.
Growing up with me? This is also nonsense, how can they be brothers and sisters if they don't grow up together?
Know my qiē? This is of course nonsense, after all, it is someone who grew up with me.
Don't worry about popping into a corner? Nonsense, because it was her who snapped, how could she listen?
Don't care if I have a house or not? Madan, I'm in the same house as hers!
After thinking about it carefully, Miro found that his sister really matched what Wang Dong said just now!!
"But...... But she's my sister! If you push your sister, won't this book be GG! Miro said to Wang Dong with a sad face.
"You know what? Actually, she is not your own sister, she is when you were a child. Your parents picked it up outside, but you were too young at the time. I just don't remember. Wang Dong patted Miro's shoulder and said with a serious face, "So although she is your sister, she has no blood relationship with you!" ”
“…… That's too far-fetched, right? Miro whispered.
"You don't care if it's far-fetched or not, can you push it?" Wang Dong asked rhetorically.
"You have a point...... Miro was shocked - oh my god, it's a big deal I'm going to the German orthopedics department, right?
"So, wait for your sister to come back next time, hurry up...... You know. Wang Dong squeezed his eyes at Miro.
"Oh oh oh, the master is above, please bow to the apprentice!" Miro burst into tears as he finally had a girlfriend - even though something didn't feel right.
'Wow...... Subconscious hypnosis...... 'Elsie Belle, who was watching from the sidelines, covered her face with a look that she couldn't bear to look at - even if she was a fool what Wang Dong said just now, she wouldn't believe it, right? But after Wang Dong used subconscious hypnosis, Miro had a subconscious [Wang Dong said everything right]......
In short, it was our tour guide Mr. who was cheated again.
"Young man, you have to remember that my sister is an angel given to us by God!" Wang Dong patted Miro's shoulder with a stern face and said, "You see, at the front of our road, Kyosuke Takasaka, Tatsuya Shoha, Taihei Toma, Kasuga Noyu, Junichi Nagase, Shusuke Takanashi, Araragigiri, Lu Luxiu, and Tsuchiomon Motoharu are all looking at us with encouraging eyes!" ”
"Oooh! I'm on fire! Miro clenched his hands into fists and said with a look of enthusiasm.
"Come, shout with me - sister Saigao!" The king raised his hands in the air and shouted.
"Sister Saigao!" Miro raised his hands and shouted.
"My sister is the best!" Wang Dong shouted.
"My sister is the best!" Miro learned to shout.
"It's nice to have a capable sister!" Wang Dong shouted loudly.
"It's nice to have a capable sister!" Miro repeated.
‘…… If Wang moves to start a cult, I think ...... I guess it's going to be scary. Looking at Wang Dong, who had "brainwashed" Miro into a sister of the Divine Control Cult, Acebelle covered her side face and said with a smile on her face.
(To be continued......)