Twenty-seven detectives taboo

"Xu Suo, Director Zhang is still the director of the Women's Federation in the village, right?" Zhang Zhengyi threw away the cigarette butt.

"Weird?! Zhang Da - you still can't forget the 'god sister'! Xu Jin pretended to be surprised.

"It's still there! The day after I came, she came to the office to contact the work together with Village Chief Wu and Secretary Chen. When I was drinking, I also asked you-" Li Yaohong dragged out his voice and changed it into a "hey" tone - "My 'righteous brother', why didn't I send you here?" ”

"Hey! Mo said, Li Suo really learned like - 'smack'! Xu sighed.

"Holy shit! What do you want to do when you two sing and harmonize? Zhang Da was a little anxious.

"You are so bold that you 'coaxed' a few old hens to eat...", Li then "disclosed".

"How many are there? You're—don't you kill 'one'!" Didn't you eat it too? Zhang Zhengyi began a "counteroffensive".

"I'm here, it's 'killing one'! I'm not here, maybe I'll kill 'two', 'three'? Li Yaohong did not forgive.

"Phew!! Smelly mouth! Now you're here, 'kill one'—isn't that enough?! Zhang Da changed the subject.

"......" Li Suo touched his nose: speech.

- There is an unwritten rule in the detective world: you must not, nothing to "read the case"!

For example:

For a period of time, the number of cases was small, and the agents were chatting in the office, and if someone said, "It's okay for a while, there are no cases?!" ”

will immediately be "besieged" by those present:

- "Isn't it good that there are 'few' cases?!" ”、

"Mouth owes!!" 、

"If the case happens again, you will do it alone—you 'recruited'!"

……

The people who were "criticized" had no choice but to admit that they were "unlucky" and "bah" to the air - to dissolve: drive away the "bad ghosts" who were recruited?!

Or:

A couple of detectives have dinner in the evening to celebrate "Christmas Eve" or something. Someone had two glasses of old wine, and he was happy, and said: "This year is okay!" There was only one homicide in the jurisdiction! Come, get a drink? ”

The others raised their glasses and watched him finish drinking, followed by a wild bombardment:

- "Foul Mouth",

"You drink it yourself, I'm too lazy to accompany you!" 、

"You're too little, aren't you??"

"Penalty for drinking? Penalty for drinking! ”

The person who was "bombed" reacted and quickly "punished himself" for a cup - to show self-discipline: don't provoke the "impermanence ghost" for nothing?!

"If you don't think about it, you will be stable, and when you think of 'ghosts', you will come" - this is what many old detectives have felt for many years:

Detectives who are glued to the "bad luck" - it is the turn of the main shift, and when the cases of theft, robbery, molestation, sexual assault and other cases are carried out, they can often be busy and make people crazy, causing the brothers to suffer!

The detective team that provoked the "impermanence ghost" - it was simply miserable: on the first night of New Year's Day, it was not uncommon to see "reissue" murder cases; Sometimes the clues are slow, and I can't go home for the "reunion year" with peace of mind, and even make a good Spring Festival holiday and soak in the soup!

Detectives are not afraid of the mystery of "ghosts and spirits" - choosing the "detective" industry is to be inspired to be a "ghost" hunter!

But detectives are also human beings, on the one hand, they are "majestic, solve cases and arrest murderers, catch 'ghosts' and close 'ghosts'"; On the other hand, I also want to "live a normal life, have some taboos, and don't want to suffer from all kinds of 'occupational diseases'...".

They are taboo about "reading cases", saying that they are afraid of encountering "unlucky ghosts" and "impermanent ghosts", but in fact, they yearn for "living and working in peace and contentment, and there are no 'ghosts' in the world", and they are full of awe of "life". Who dares to say: not reporting the case - is it a bad thing? More killings - and a good thing?!

Just now, the new official took office - the excitement of "you want to be red" is still there, and speaking is an occasional violation of the "taboo" in the detective industry:

His original intention was to say, "... Kill an 'old hen'! I'm not here, maybe I killed two 'old hens' and three 'old hens'? ...", but it can also be interpreted "separately" as "... Kill a 'person'! I'm not here, maybe I killed two 'people', three 'people'? …”。 - It is the classic quotation of "reading the case" - provoking the "impermanence ghost".

The so-called "a wise man thinks a thousand times, and there must be a mistake"! His words happened to be "stolen and replaced" by Zhang Zhengyi, who reacted very quickly, and he was caught! - Received a "rule shovel"!

"Not necessarily? There are a lot of abandoned wells and holes in this area, how do you know if it's 'someone who still dumped it'? Zhu Hengnian, who has been sulking for the "second master", told the truth.

"'Second Senior Brother', what do you mean by this--you want human life?" It's not enough to throw one! Zhang Dayi was excited: "Pig Hate Year" came out again.

"Captain, more than ten years ago, you were in Arrow Mountain, and you were so 'able to solve the case', but now that the official is big, I'm afraid that 'the case can't be solved, and the black yarn hat can't be guaranteed', right?" "Older" came tentatively.

"Weird? Lao Zhu (pig), you are also learning to be 'bad' now! It's the 'Deputy Captain', okay? Zhang Zhengyi said and began to take out his cigarette.

"Older – honest people tell the truth! If Li Suo hadn't been transferred to 'Arrow Mountain', he would still be able to compete with you for the position of 'captain', and now you are a standout!? Xu Jin inserted a stick: my heart is sour!

"Xu Jin is right! Captain Zhang - You are addicted to smoking, don't dig it, keep it and eat slowly! I'll send it! Li Yaohong, who was relieved, first gave the elder a hair: I don't want to come to the office......

"Xu Suo, you follow the 'blind coaxing'! You should know - when you entered the police station, I 'didn't agree'?! Zhang Zhengyi took the matter of "giving Xu Jin a 'political trial' when he was the director of the Shuanglin Police Station" to alleviate the situation: two fists are difficult to reach four hands, how can he stand "them" alone?

As soon as Li Yaohong and Xu Jin heard "Zhang Da changed the topic again", they stopped.

"Bang", "Bang", "Bang", several puffs of smoke quickly rose in the car, and Li Suo wrung down the window of the passenger cab.

This time, the older ones are on the point: I was looking outside the windshield, the weather was cloudy, and there were old well sheds everywhere - where I thought of it, where I said it - neither to relieve the siege of the "smiling tiger", nor to embarrass the "brother"? As a result, so many "right and wrong" are drawn to - readers, it is really "complicated......

——Zhu Hengnian has been working in the police station for many years, and he knows a little about detective work, but he doesn't know the deep-seated "taboos" of detectives and the "sore spots" of the police force.

It took about two cigarettes to smoke, and after that, it was Team Zhang who provoked the conversation:

"Now that I think about it, the year before last, Director Zhang was really good to the brothers in the police force!"

"She lives under the big willow tree in Donggou Village! Or, let's go check first - she's not home? "Xu Jin is familiar with the situation, and he is suggested.

"I think it's okay! Director Zhang is familiar with 'Li Xuefen', and he can also ask her to help - recognize it first? Li Suo turned his head and asked.

"Good! I thought so too! Zhang Zhengyi took a puff, stared at the smoke and fell into memory......