A few dark shadows flashed by the door, and four little eunuchs rushed towards me in an instant. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at these ghost eunuchs who were getting closer and closer, I had an idea in my mind, and I hit it with both hands and feet, and at the same time scolded in my mouth: "A few lowly minions who don't open their eyes, even Lao Tzu dares to catch them, they really eat the courage of an ambitious leopard!" ”

The four little eunuchs were directly frightened by my arrogance, and even the big eunuch in the room looked at me with a suspicious expression, as if I was really a prince with a background.

The four ghost eunuchs didn't move, they didn't move, they just let me attack, and the big eunuch in the room was even more angry, and his face was purple, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

The old lady on the bed still maintained the appearance of enjoyment, and was not interested in the excitement of my place at all.

I also feel uncomfortable, although this trick is good, but if I can't make up an identity, maybe it will be a little troublesome, and I'm still guessing who the old lady on the bed is, I don't know the identity of the other party, and the conversation will inevitably fall behind.

But I'm not good at learning history, and I haven't guessed the identity of the old lady for a long time, but my hands are sore now, and I guess I can't hold on for another two minutes.

At this time, one of the four ghost eunuchs was stunned by me, foaming at the mouth and falling to the ground.

The old eunuch in the house just took the opportunity to say: "Useless things, don't get out of here!" ”

The three ghosts pulled the unconscious one and ran out as soon as they slipped away, and then I heard a whispered voice outside: "Fortunately, you are clever, otherwise we don't know how long we will have to suffer~"

I'm fucking fucking and I'm actually being played with by a ghost!

But I didn't have time to think about this at this time, so I turned my head to look at the big eunuch calmly, and said jokingly: "I heard that you want to arrest me?" Come! Come! I'm here, sir, and you're here in person! ”

After speaking, I stretched my hands forward, with a look of disapproval on my face, and I came to a trick to catch the old man, but in fact, my heart was not only not calm, I was so nervous that I was going to die, I don't know what to do next!

The big eunuch saw that I looked calm and relaxed, his heart was beating bigger and bigger, and his face was getting purple, and after a while, he knelt down with a puff, his eyes were full of loneliness and resentment, but he still said respectfully: "The slave Li Lianying has seen the adult, and the slave has eyes that don't know Mount Tai, and the offense is still vain to the adult, I don't know what the adult is called?" ”

After listening to his words, my heart began to beat the drum, the feeling is the last eunuch of the Qing Dynasty, the eighty percent on the bed is the old Empress Dowager Cixi who listens to the government, but unfortunately my story about them is limited to this, but I listened to a few words when I heard the story in the past, but it is better than nothing.

Looking at the eyes of this big eunuch, I guess that if I can't say why, he will definitely come up and tear me, but it is just a clever plan that he thinks of with such a look.

Since it is pretending to be a princeling, of course, it is necessary to pretend to the end, and it is not okay to give up halfway.

I pursed my lips and sneered disdainfully: "Oh, Gonggong Li, don't be like this, how can I stand it, you better come and catch me, I'm tickled!" ”

But then my face changed, and I said angrily: "What kind of dog are you, are you asking about my identity everywhere, master?!" Hurry up and get out of the way, disturbing Lao Tzu's mood and making you unable to eat and walk around! ”

Oh fuck, this pretending to be forced feels really good, especially when a pig like me sticks a green onion in his nose, it's even more boundless.

Li Lianying's face changed from purple to green, and then to purple, not exciting, but after hesitating for a while, she obediently stepped aside, looking at me with resentment in her eyes.

At this time, I couldn't pretend anymore, I looked up at the old lady Cixi on the bed, bowed respectfully, and said slowly: "Chen Sen, a subordinate of the king of Hades, has seen the queen mother, and the queen mother is auspicious."

But the Empress Dowager Cixi didn't pay attention to me at all, and she was still soaking her feet there.

I thought to myself, is this tiger skin pulling the tiger skin and hanging the banner wrong? Is it difficult to mention Hades here? Or is this Empress Dowager Cixi old and didn't hear it at all?

I had no choice but to say it again, and asked if I was left behind today, but the old Empress Dowager Cixi didn't eat oil and salt at all, and still enjoyed soaking her feet and ignored me.

I muttered in my heart, what does this mean, I looked at Li Lianying, his expression was still the same, it seemed that the three words of Hades had no effect on him, it seemed that it was really a county official who was not as good as being in charge now, and the reputation of Hades was not open.

At this time, I didn't wait, I didn't retreat, I thought backwards, and I felt that it was Cixi who was left here today.

As I said before, I don't have a good history, and I guess that this place is the biggest old man, and it is best to speak. Even if she didn't do it, but I'm going to make her happy, I guess no ghost can make it difficult for me anymore.

I had no choice but to wait for the old lady to soak her feet, and then move when I saw the opportunity.

I don't know how long I waited for this dark night, anyway, the basin of water must have been cold for a long time, so I heard the old Empress Dowager Cixi pinching a male duck's throat and saying: "You go, there is someone else who will leave you"

I don't know why, isn't she someone else?

But I don't dare to say more, I really can't pinch the mind of this old Empress Dowager Cixi, I really don't see it at all, if something happens with more words, it will really outweigh the loss.

I said: "Empress Dowager Xie" turned around and withdrew, and when I was leaving, I didn't give Li Lianying a middle finger again. Then he left the East Warm Pavilion with his angry gritted teeth.

But I hadn't taken two steps before I heard Li Lianying's weird cry from the room behind me, followed by a pop, presumably kneeling.

"My sister has to make decisions for my brother, that bastard is too deceitful."

As soon as these words came out, a yin wind immediately blew behind me, blowing my whole body cold, it's over, it seems that I'm in trouble!

Immediately after that, the voice of the old Empress Dowager Cixi came to my ears: "I think you should not leave first!" ”

My whole body was cold, and the scene around me suddenly flickered, and when I fixed my eyes again, I had already returned to the East Warm Pavilion!

Li Lianying's cheap slave was kneeling in front of Cixi's bed, hugging Cixi's leg and crying bitterly, but her vicious eyes were staring at me tightly.

Cixi on the bed was not as confused as before, her eyes had been opened at this moment, not as muddy as ordinary old people, but with a shrewdness and anger.

It seems that this thing can't be good, it's really strange that I didn't study history well, I don't know that the relationship between these two people is actually very complicated, but I still said calmly: "I don't know what the queen mother has to say?" ”