Chapter 12: The "Taunt" Aura
"What's the misunderstanding?! Don't pull me, landlord! She's a vampire, and she's definitely in league with the London guys, and she must have come to hunt me down! Catwoman shook her hand and tried to break free, but she seemed to forget that she was so strong now that she almost threw the money away. Fortunately, Qian Duo was prepared in advance, and his hands were clenched, so he didn't become a trapeze artist, but he inevitably dangled his feet off the ground and hung on Lingling's arms......
"A beast is a beast! Which eye did you see that I was a vampire? But you have killed so many people, are you ready to die? The long-haired woman showed her claws, showing no weakness.
Qian Duo finally landed on his feet, hurriedly lucked his dantian, and yelled with the greatest strength in his life: "Don't make any noise!" ”
This voice was definitely the most domineering and loudest shout he had ever uttered in his life, startling the two tense women. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Qian Duo hurriedly said, "You wait for me to finish!" First of all, this ...... Ma'am, are you sure you're not a vampire who came to hunt down the Spirits? Why should you get your hands on us? ”
The woman raised her head slightly: "My name is Ji Qingshuang, I am a powerful flying zombie, and I can pretend to be a vampire to deceive a beast?" As for the reason for doing it...... I don't like you killing humans, okay? ”
Qian Duo dragged the roaring cat girl back: "What the hell is the flying zombie...... Who said we killed humans? See clearly, those are not people! ”
The woman was stunned for a moment, looked at the rotten strips of cloth in the east and west, and hesitated: "Why is it not a person?" I could see clearly from up high, they were human, and that catwoman had torn them to pieces......"
"That's a puppet! You blood-soaked vampire! Lingling finally seized the opportunity and shouted in retort, "The great living person is torn to pieces, and there is not a little blood on the ground?" ”
The woman said angrily with a cold face: "Finally, I will state again, I am Ji Qingshuang, a powerful flying zombie, not a vampire!" There's no blood on the ground, and it's possible that you used a special spell......" she said, she looked at the grumpy Catgirl and the money hanging on Catgirl's arm, and her tone weakened: "Okay...... With your little strength, there is no way to use any spells, I believe you for the time being. ”
Lingling: "But we don't believe you!" You say you're not a vampire, what proof do you have? I can smell your blood! ”
Ji Qingshuang sneered: "Have you ever seen a vampire who can fly without wings? It smells of blood because I just killed a few harmful youkai in Toei! ”
"How could it be so coincidental that you happened to be on top of us?" Lingling asked loudly, but his momentum was much weaker.
"You ask me, who do I ask?" When Ji Qingshuang heard this, she immediately became angry, "I was obviously teleporting to the Americas, but I was suddenly dragged out halfway, and I haven't found anyone to settle the score!" ”
As soon as Lingling heard what she said, she immediately looked at Qian Duo: "Hey, you, like me, were teleported to the landlord's head." Wouldn't it be when everyone teleported, the landlord would pull people over? ”
Groove ...... Why does Catgirl's words sound so awkward!
Qian Duo glared at her: "Don't talk nonsense! Miss Ji was teleported here because the guys used a summoning ritual...... Didn't you say they were summoning evil spirits? I don't think Miss Ji looks like an evil spirit, huh? Also, didn't you want to fight and kill just now, why did you turn your face and become so familiar with her? ”
Catgirl was right: "Who is familiar with her?" I just believe her for the time being, and I'm too lazy to fight her! With that, he squatted down and studied the altar.
The mobile phone made a mess next to it: "Anyway, her teleportation accident may really have something to do with you." You are now a space-time repairman, and under the influence of the laws of the universe, your identity is equivalent to a lighthouse on the sea. Once there is an abnormality in the space-time teleportation of this world, it is possible to give priority to your location for correction and positioning......"
I'm going to it! Am I going to keep looking up at the sky in case someone falls and hits me? I have OCD......
Qian Duo was very depressed, grabbed the mobile phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and involuntarily glanced at the sky, feeling weak for a while: if he was really hit by this broken brick mobile phone, he had an extra "mockery" aura on his body that specifically attracted space teleportation creatures, then I am afraid that I would not be able to live the days after that! There have been a lot of cross-over events at the starting point in the past two years......
Ji Qingshuang saw that the cat girl was no longer making trouble, and asked Qian Duo again: "Listen to what you just said, there are still gods in this world?" ”
"yes, not very reliable, though." Qian Duo was preoccupied and replied casually. Thinking that someone might fall from the top of his head at any time in the future, he felt irritable in his heart, not to mention that the people who fell were not ordinary people, or they were not people!
This goddess Long Xiaoji, numbered 250, has made me miserable! I didn't even say these things, no wonder I was in a hurry to sign the contract as soon as we met! There is also a resurrection rate of more than 90 percent and a real mortality rate of more than 20 percent, if I knew it was so dangerous, I couldn't do this job if I was killed! It's good now, it's really on the thief ship, according to the original words of the 250 goddess, now her soul is locked by her, even if she dies, she can resurrect herself back and continue to work until she is really dead......
Qian Duo was only annoyed, and suddenly heard that someone seemed to be shouting about himself, and hurriedly looked up, and saw a pair of heroic big eyes, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Miss Ji, what's the matter?" ”
"So, can you introduce me to the one you mentioned...... God? Ji Qingshuang bit her lip lightly and asked, the cold arrogance just now disappeared, but she looked like the shy girl next door. There's no way, she was shouting and killing people just now, and in the blink of an eye, she asked others to help her, she doesn't have such a thick skin, and it is already her limit to be able to do this. The most hateful thing is that this guy actually pretended not to hear it just now, and he had to say it again! If this guy dares to refuse herself, or pretends not to hear clearly, she will definitely turn around and leave!
Qian Duo didn't think so much: "Okay! The next time I see the goddess, I'll help you apply. Take that two hundred and fifty ...... But I can't guarantee it. After all, people are goddesses, and I'm just a ...... working under her."
"I understand this, thank you!" Ji Qingshuang quietly breathed a sigh of relief and thanked her seriously.
"By the way, Miss Ji, what is your mobile phone number, I will ask the goddess to call you after instructing." Qian Duo saw that there was nothing unusual around, and he was ready to pack up his things, in fact, he picked up a piece of rotten cloth and knocked a stone off the altar, which he could use as a work report material when he returned.
Ji Qingshuang was stunned: "I don't have a mobile phone, I've been running around the world all these years, and I don't have time to buy ......"
…… Catwoman runs everywhere, this beautiful zombie also runs around, and the life of a monster is really ...... It's so colorful!
Qian Duo scratched his head: "I really envy the life of your monsters." Well, before you meet the goddess, you can live with me first, anyway, the house is big, and there is a place. ”
"I'm against it!" Without waiting for Ji Qingshuang to nod, the cat girl with particularly pointed ears immediately jumped out, "I don't want to live with zombies!" ”
"You haven't paid your own rent yet, what's the trouble?" Qian Duo rubbed her pair of triangular red cat ears to comfort the cat girl, "You see, how pitiful the girl is, there was a traffic accident, there is no family here, there is no place to live......"
I don't know if it was because Qian Duo's words played a role, or for some other reason, Catgirl reluctantly said, "That...... Okay, but she's not allowed to snatch my snacks, or grab the TV from me, or ......."
Ji Qingshuang arched her hand to Qian Duo: "Thank you...... You're up! You can just call me Qingshuang! ”
Qian Duo remembered it at this time, and hurriedly introduced: "My name is Qian Duo, she is Bao Lingling, and this is my assistant Xiaoban." ”
Ji Qingshuang said hello to Banzhuan Mobile Phone and Ling Ling, and Ling Ling suddenly covered her nose and asked, "What monster did you kill in Dongying?" The smell of blood is terrible! ”
"Uh...... The cat demon ......," Ji Qingshuang replied in a low voice.
Catgirl suddenly jumped high: "Landlord! I regretted it! She is not allowed to live in our house! ”