Chapter 50: The Lord is Coming
Ji Li suddenly sobered up, and followed Bai Changsheng to rush towards the outside of the restaurant downstairs.
As soon as the two of them arrived on the street, they looked at the person carefully, and sure enough, it was Yuwen Wushuang.
Bai Changsheng only knew that dress, and he hadn't seen Yuwen Wushuang.
But Ji Li knew him, so he hurriedly stepped forward to support Yuwen Wushuang, and asked him without answering anything, his eyes were dull and his movements were stiff.
"What's wrong with him?"
Ji Li asked in wonder, Bai Changsheng knew that this person must have been frightened, and people were stupid.
The two of them carried Yuwen Wushuang into the restaurant, everyone gathered around and pointed, and when the two of them took Yuwen Wushuang to avoid everyone, they went to the second floor and asked the shopkeeper to get a bucket of cold water.
It poured down on Yuwen Wushuang's head, and Bai Chang followed a few more slaps and pinched his temples.
"Ahh What the hell!! There's a ghost!! ”
Yuwen Wushuang was tossed like this, and he woke up in shock, screaming and standing up and running, Bai Changsheng and several others hurriedly held him down.
Yuwen Wushuang couldn't move, looked left and right, and then realized that they were all people he knew, and finally relieved, slumped on the ground, and then cried loudly with a whimper:
"Wow... I just want to be a big brother, why are there really ghosts looking for me? ”
The people around didn't know what was going on, and waited until Yuwen Wushuang finished crying and helped him to his seat.
Another cup of hot tea was made, and everyone began to be curious.
Ji Li opened his mouth and asked what happened, and now Yuwen Wushuang no longer dares to hide it, so he trembles and tells the whole story.
It turns out that the "ghost" who knocks on the window in front of Jili's door every night to ask for grave bricks is actually him!
To say that this Yuwen Wushuang is also a talented man with "lofty ambitions", like Ji Li, he wants to be the eldest brother of this Laoshizi in Beijing.
But that day, several ideas came up one after another, and everyone rejected them, Ji Li proposed to go to the Ghost Weeping Grave to get the grave bricks, but Yuwenwu was too timid to go.
But seeing that Ji Li was full of ambition, he held a grudge, and at night, he saw Ji Li going in the direction of the ghost crying grave, and said that this big brother had to fall under his name.
I was thinking about how to mess up the matter of Ji Li as a big brother.
In the evening, after thinking about it for a day, Yuwen Wushuang had an idea, and when he scared that Ji Li once, he knew that he was afraid.
When the time comes, Ji Li will naturally not be able to be a big brother.
So at night, Yuwen Wushuang wore a white coat, climbed over the wall and entered the compound of Jifu, and in the dead of night, he ran to Ji Li's window and shouted:
Give me back the bricks.
shouted like this, almost scared Ji Li to death, why didn't he dare to open the door to see, Yuwen Wushuang was very happy in his heart, and he scared Ji Li all night in a row.
When he was about to leave, Yuwen Wushuang saw that the tomb brick stolen by Ji Li was at the door.
It turned out that Ji Li felt that this thing was unlucky, so he put it outside, and Yuwen Wushuang took this tomb brick away with care.
One night later, Ji Li was frightened and sick, and was bedridden, and when he got up again, he found that the grave bricks were gone, and he immediately panicked.
That Yuwen Wushuang took the tomb brick and hid it in his own house, and went to inquire the next day and found that no one in the Ji Mansion found out about it.
knew that he would not dare to tell his family, and Yuwen Wushuang had also made up his mind to come and scare Ji Li every night.
After a few days of being so scary, Yuwen Wushuang completely cultivated this into fun!
But later I found that Ji Li was getting bolder and bolder, and sometimes he would lean in front of the window, apparently wanting to come out.
Yuwen Wushuang felt that this was not good, and he had to pretend to be a little more serious, and after exercising in the past few days, he was much bolder.
I just want to go to the ghost crying grave and get the real dead people's things to be realistic.
When the time comes, I can take this opportunity to show off and become the most talented big brother in Beijing.
drank some wine to strengthen his courage, and Yuwen Wushuang came to the ghost crying grave in the evening.
It turned out that there was a virtual grave to start with, and it was the grave bag where Bai Changsheng and Wu Laosan buried Wenwu!
Yuwen Wushuang thought it was an old man's grave, and the void soil covered it and opened it.
Yuwen Wushuang was also not afraid of death after drinking, and thought about simply taking a funeral dress out.
As a result, as soon as the coffin in the tomb was opened, Yuwen Wushuang was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he suddenly saw the dead civil and military inside!
There are still wounds on his body, Yuwen Wushuang knows that this person must have died in vain, maybe he was still killed, and he actually opened the coffin so rashly.
After thinking about it, I came out but let people see it, if this is the case, won't I have to become a suspect in the case?
Without doing anything, Yuwen Wushuang fished out Wenwu's body.
You have to hide it, or you'll get into trouble. The traces of the open coffin are too obvious.
Yuwen Wushuang pulled off Wenwu's clothes, drank some wine and was dazed, and he was really bold.
Taking the body and clothes and putting them in a sack, he walked back to the city.
Where is the body in the city?
Yuwen Wushuang was a little out of ideas, the ghost crying grave must not work, and he hid the body elsewhere after thinking about it all the way.
After a few days of sleepless and sleepless nights, Yuwen Wushuang was very afraid that this case would implicate him, and he was not in the mood to scare Ji Li.
This is also the reason why Ji Li found that there were no ghosts calling the window for a few days.
Later, I was afraid that the corpse would rot and the smell would be discovered, and Yuwen Wushuang couldn't sleep well after a few days, so he picked a night, took out the corpse, and put it in a sack and thought about throwing it away.
As I walked, as soon as I hit Dongzhi Gate on the road, I saw Bai Changsheng's coffin shop!
Yuwen Wushuang came to be clever, thinking about simply secretly putting the body into the coffin shop.
This place is so suitable that even if you find it, you will be fine.
Yuwenwu made careful calculations, but as soon as he arrived at the coffin shop, he found that there was no one in it at all, and he didn't even need to sneak in.
At that time, Bai Changsheng had already left the coffin shop, and Zhang San and Li Si were still asleep in a daze.
took Wenwu's corpse and went inside, seeing that Wenwu was not wearing clothes, and there were clothes in this room that Bai Changsheng had not taken away, so he put them on Wenwu.
It was also a thief who was cowardly, Yuwen Wushuang indiscriminately put Wenwu's body on Bai Changsheng's bed, and quickly left while it was night.
As a result, before I got home, I heard a fire in the coffin on the way!
This is really God's help, Yuwen Wushuang secretly rejoiced, and said that this matter has nothing to do with him at all.
With that dead man's clothes, Yuwen Wushuang was in a good mood, and he wanted to scare Ji Li again, and he definitely couldn't let him have a good time.
Just last night, Yuwen Wushuang got dressed and came to knock on the window in front of Ji Li's door to ask for bricks.
This is why Bai Changsheng saw the scene last night.
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After Yuwen Wushuang finished speaking, he cried with remorse. Everyone also knew that he was also too strong, and Ji Li couldn't do it angrily:
I have been playing with him for so long.
went up to fight Yuwen Wushuang, but was stopped by Bai Changsheng.
Bai Changsheng hadn't figured it out yet, the matter was clear, but why was he walking on the street so depressed?
Hurriedly asked again, only to hear Yuwen Wushuang tremble and say:
He's got a real ghost!
When he was scared of Ji Li last night, he heard the sound in Bai Changsheng's house, and he was also shocked, for fear of being discovered, Yuwen Wushuang fled from Ji Mansion in a hurry.
When I returned to my house, I was about to rest, but as soon as I entered the house and opened the door, I saw a paper man waiting for me in my room!
The paper man made it vividly, like a living person, Yuwen Wushuang was startled, only to see that the paper man stretched out a hand made of paper, and said to him:
"Give me back the bricks!"