The left hand and right hand are specially mutated parasites, and in Resident Evil 4, they are the player's most feared enemies, with a higher kill rate than any boss. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The two tall monsters, one tore open the robe that concealed their identity, and walked towards Lin Qing and the others with slender mutant legs.

Left hand! Right hand!

"Hey, hey! I suddenly remembered a joke, in Resident Evil 4, the player can only deal with the left right hand, and the left hand finally merges with him, so the question is, why did he choose the left hand to merge instead of the right hand? Lin Qing suddenly turned to Lord Demon Thief.

Lord Demon Thief thought for a moment and said, "Because he feels that his right hand is more powerful?" ”

Lin Qing smiled and said, "Because he uses his left hand, never his right hand!" ”

Lord Demon Thief was still confused.

But as soon as these words came out, King Ada, Kara, and Shiranui Dance were already eating and laughing.

Lin Qing glanced at a few women meaningfully, can I understand such a connotative joke? It looks like they're all old drivers. Is this good or bad?

Ida Wang raised his beautiful eyes and winked at Lin Qing, and then Lin Qing joked: "Then, the problem is here again." Why didn't Lord Salazar use his right hand? ”

This extremely outstanding beauty actually asked Lin Qing this extremely connotative question, which was very provocative.

Lin Qingzhen can't wait to let this Ida King understand now what adverse consequences will be for a beautiful woman like her to say such ambiguous words to a man with weapons of mass destruction.

"Because his right hand needs to be used to support the wall!" Lin Qing replied lightly.

"Poof!" Kara laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, and suddenly opened her beautiful eyes and said: "I also have a joke here, so the question arises again, why does the city lord think that all girls are floating clouds, and the last companion must be a warm left hand, or a warm right hand?" ”

This paragraph is more connotative.

Even Lin Qing was a little stunned for a moment.

The old drivers were all tested by beautiful women.

Lord Demon Thief was completely confused and muttered, "What are you talking about? Pure, I said that Yali Mountain is big, and I don't understand it at all. ”

Kara raised her eyebrows provocatively, looked at Lin Qing, and gently spit out a sentence with her flaming red lips: "Because there are no female cultists in the castle." In the villages and towns outside the city, there is only the aunt, and all the people who accompany the city lord are either left or right! ”

Poof!

Poof!

Bang Dang!

Even Sadler, who had walked a few steps away, stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Is it dirt?!

I'll rub it, this man Lin Qing is such an old driver, forget it, one Ida Wang, one Kara, you are all stunning beauties, okay? You two are so beautiful, but you are so good at jokes, and you are all familiar with such a connotative joke, and you can also test the old driver in turn, is this really good?

Beauty, you eat jujube pills!

After being teased by King Ida and Kara, Lin Qing only shrugged his shoulders.

The beautiful joker is really strong.

In other words, it is unrealistic to expect female spies of the level of King Ida and Kara to be as pure as Zhou Zhiruo Xiaobaihua.

Hey, how did you connect these two amorous and fierce strong women with Zhou Zhiruo?

Lin Qing's heart was weak for a while.

Is it okay to save Li Meilin and Yanran?

How can it?

Ahem.

Sadler turned his head abruptly and shouted at his left hand and right hand, "You guys give me a quick ride!" Kill them! ”

Who knows, at this time, the executioners have already erupted collectively.

King Ida reloaded the explosive crossbow with interest and looked at Lin Qing defiantly: "The problem is here. Why did the left and right hands of the lord of Salazar come to Sadler's side? ”

Lin Qing was already a little speechless by this beautiful joker, and deeply regretted that he told the joke, which aroused this super beauty's addiction to meat jokes, and coughed: "I don't know." ”

"Because, Sadler and Salazar are good friends!"

There is a red line of fate between them. All girls are floating clouds, and the last thing to accompany Sadler must be Salazar's warm hands! King Ida covered her lips and smiled so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

Kara was even more bold than her, and she couldn't breathe with a smile: "No, no! This is not the case. Because Salazar has given everything to Sadler, as for giving his left hand and right hand to masturbate for Sadler, isn't it trivial? ”

Lin Qing was speechless for a while.

Hey, you two big beauties, are you going to tease Sadler?

Sure enough, hearing King Ida and Kara discuss the issue of left and right hands so openly, Sadler's face was darker than the bottom of the pot.

He grabbed Ashley, the president's daughter, in a fit of rage, and shouted, "You have succeeded in arousing my wrath!" I'm going to tear your mouths with my own hands! ”

In Lin Qing's camp, there was a lot of joy!

No one expected that Lin Qing's connotative jokes, coupled with the gags of King Ida and Kara, would successfully change Sadler's decision, so that this crucial cult leader would be left in anger and stay to fight with him!

The power of this map cannon is a little too great, right?

Sadler actually changed his mind!

Lin Qing coughed, gathered his thoughts, and gave King Ida and Kara a terrible look.

King Ida and Kara, grinning, stand behind, ready to be joined by the enemy Sadler!

Fight!

Begin!

The power of the jokers is really endless.

"You're laughing at my sexuality, you're killing yourself!" Sadler shouted.

Lin Qing's eyes lit up, and I screamed!

Now, even Sadler was surprised, what happened to this executioner?

Lin Qing pointed at Sadler and said with a smile: "Laughing at your sexual orientation? Could it be that we inadvertently told the truth in a crooked way? It turns out that you are indeed with Salazar's left hand and right hand, and then two hands! ”

Sadler's body trembled.

Seeing the bargain, King Ida rolled his eyes and said with a sly smile: "Then the problem is! Do any of you know what Sadler's final form looks like? ”

As a spy, she undoubtedly knew a thing.

Carla laughed, "I know." Beneath Master Sadler's purple-gold robes, between his sexy buttocks, there was a long, pointy-like tentacle, like an octopus. Then the problem arises again, according to the principle of species use in advance and waste retreat. Why did Lord Sadler evolve such a thick, long, agile and pointed tentacle in his evolution? ”

Lord Thief was stunned.

Confused!

Looking at Lin Qing and the two stunning beauties, such an old driver, wantonly ridiculing Sadler in various connotative jokes, and cooperating with intimacy, Lord Demon Thief felt for the first time that "the city routine is deep", "I want to go back to the countryside!" (To be continued.) )