Chapter 9 Foreign Devils Roll Rough (Second Update, Asking for a Monthly Pass)

Are bugs pretty?

Beautiful, of course!

When I watched "Changing Stars", I may not have much impression of insects, but when I watched it twenty years later, the girl who played the insect back then was actually Gigi Leung!

It's so surprising that Gigi Leung actually worked with Xing Ye, and she is the only heroine in the whole movie. What's even more surprising is that "Changing Stars" is the second film in Gigi Leung's acting career.

And Gigi Leung's first movie is also the more famous "Chariots of Fire", which is a motorcycle movie with Andy. The film won more than 30 million Hong Kong dollars at the box office that year, ranking fourth in Heungjiang's annual box office list in 1995. And "Changing Stars" has a box office 2 million higher than "Chariots of Fire", ranking third in the annual box office list in 1995.

Gigi Leung's first two movies were released in the same year, and they won the third and fourth places in the annual box office list, which is the only one among the actresses in Hong Kong.

However, there is a woman who created a record many times higher than her in 2016, and the first film in her career won the first place in the total box office in Chinese film history, and the box office performance exceeded 3 billion, which is 100 times the box office of Gigi Leung's first film.

That's right, this woman is the cute mermaid who is cultivating in the Qiankun Realm - Shanshan.

Twenty years later, not to mention, but after the worm replaced a large steel tooth with a neat and white artificial tooth, and took off his glasses, applied a little thin powder, and put on a fashionable new dress, Professor Jiang Si gasped: "You are really a worm!?" ”

"I can't believe it!" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "I said that the worm is a beauty, but you don't believe it as an uncle." ”

Don't say that Professor Jiang Si can't believe it, the worm himself can't believe it, the beautiful girl in the mirror is actually himself?

"Is this really me?"

"Of course it's you." Rama smiled and patted the worm's spine and said, "Look up and keep your chest up, you're a very beautiful girl." ”

What is a beauty?

Image? Temperament?

In fact, the most important thing is self-confidence! A confident woman has her charm even if she is not very beautiful, even if she is not in a very good figure. As for temperament? Isn't self-confidence temperament?

Of course, self-confidence still comes from oneself. Iron must be hard in the end, so a confident woman will not be too bad inside or outside, otherwise an inexplicable self-confidence like Sister Feng can only be drowned by saliva and soaked in urine.

was slapped by Rama, and the worm finally felt a little more confident in his heart. Standing in front of the mirror and turning around several times, winking, smiling, sticking out your tongue, the more you look at it, the cuter it becomes.

"Overconfidence is a stinky beauty." Rama slapped her again at the right time.

Worm's face turned red, and he finally found a balance between confidence and stinky beauty.

Self-confidence in front of people, stinky beauty behind people. Can you manage it?

Ever since the worm changed her image, she had a little more trouble at school - there were a lot of males chasing her.

Worm is a nerd who likes to learn.,I've never bothered about feelings because of image problems before.,So I can concentrate on studying.。 But not anymore. Now no matter where she goes, there are always some foreign devils who express their affection for her, even black people are no exception.

This is normal, in addition to the appearance, the height of the insect is 1.76 meters and is also quite in line with the aesthetics of foreign devils. The tall figure is very much in line with the appetite of foreign devils.

For his niece's sudden popularity, Professor Jiang Si also had to take action, and in an open class, he openly announced: "In the future, if any of you want to chase insects, don't even think about it without a doctorate!" ”

One sentence scared off 99% of foreign devils. Don't think that foreign devils are smart, IQ test, the smartest people in the world are in East Asia, and the Germans can't. The reason why the foreign devil has gained the power to control the world in the past one or two hundred years is not how smart he is, but because he has been taken care of by God, has achieved subversive development in industry, and then suddenly controlled the thermal weapons that lead the world. Relying on the convenience of strong ships and cannons, foreign devils conquered the world.

But all this gradually ceased to exist in front of the former world boss and the awakened Chinese people. The awakening of Huaxia is terrible, the reality of Huaxia is ready to soar, this trend can be stopped by no force, the time for Huaxia to regain the right to speak in the world is in the next thirty years.

The post-70s and post-80s generations should feel fortunate, because these two groups of people are very likely to live to witness the transformation of China from a poor and a white man to a world hegemon.

In the future, when the post-70s and post-80s generations are old and gray-haired, sitting in a wheelchair and telling their grandchildren and great-grandchildren the story of their lack of food when they were young, the bullying of the country by foreign powers, and the transformation of the country into the world boss, it must be very fulfilling.

In comparison, the post-90s generation is a little worse, because the post-90s generation basically did not have enough to eat when they were young. This is especially true after zero. Now is there any post-00 generation who dares to say that he couldn't eat enough when he was a child?

Absolutely nothing! Not even in the poorest mountain villages!

Since the beginning of the new century, the state has basically solved the problem of food and clothing. Even if you eat a little bit, it is not difficult to eat enough. Even if you go and ask for food, you will definitely get enough food. Besides, the people who ask for food now are all gold collars, and tens of thousands of dollars a month may not be much, but a few thousand yuan a month is definitely no problem.

Of course, there is a premise - you have to be miserable.

Do you have hands and feet, and you are strong and still ask for food? Look for death!

This uncle has a broken leg, it's really miserable, give you ten yuan.

However, there is a kind of food group that must not give money, not only can it not be given, but it must be called to the police as soon as possible. That's -- teenagers.

If you meet a teenager on the road asking for food, there is a good chance that you are controlled by a certain gang, and Zuo Xiaoyou has also encountered this situation in reality. Faced with this situation, don't hesitate to call the police immediately! There are basically no unjust, false and wrongly decided cases.

Chinese are much smarter than foreign devils, but why are foreign devils basically making many world-class achievements? This is actually related to the blockade of knowledge and technology of foreign devils. No matter how smart the Chinese are, they can't do it without reciprocal learning conditions. However, once there are conditions for equal learning of knowledge, the situation that Chinese are smarter than foreign devils will be very obvious.

Professor Jiang Si has been in the United States for so many years, and he knows a lot about foreign devils. In his opinion, the foreign devil is stronger than Chinese in terms of physique, and he is inferior to Chinese in all other aspects. What's more, he is a professor and values literary talent the most. Worm's parents left Worm forever because of an aviation accident. Worm was only twelve years old that year, and since then, Professor Jiang Si has been raising Worm for his brother and sister-in-law, and after so many years, Professor Jiang Si has long regarded Worm as his daughter.

These foreign devils want to be their sons-in-law? OK! Take a Ph.D. first. You're not even a doctor, and you still want to soak my daughter? Die!

So after Professor Jiang Si spoke, the suitors around the worm disappeared. (To be continued.) )