Sun Wenhao replied,

"Oh! I had nothing to do before to hang out. The people in the ditch have never seen the world, and they found this place after wandering around. ”

Bu Jiang scratched his head, and he really believed it.

He said

"Brother Sun, it's still your cow. Luck was so good. Thirty yuan to buy a lottery ticket won 30,000 yuan, and went out to find a cave. ”

Sun Wenhao glared at him and asked.

"Did I buy the mosquito coils I asked you to buy?"

"Bought it!" Bu Jiang took out a box from the convenience bag and said,

"Wild bears, good brand. It costs five dollars! All mosquitoes and bugs are killed! We used to only be able to afford the goshawk brand, a dollar a box. ”

Sun Wenhao looked around for a moment and said to Bu Jiang,

"Brother Bu, you are an expert in mountain affairs, and I am an outsider. Nearby, you are responsible for cleaning up and seeing what is wrong. I'll go in and clean up the cave. ”

"Okay!"

"Don't go! Give me the braised vegetables and horse urine in my hand! I'll take it in first. ”

"Good!"

Sun Wenhao took a large bag of cooked food and a large convenience bag from Bu Jiang and took them into the cave.

After some tidying up, it was getting late.

Sun Wenhao took his mobile phone as a flashlight to illuminate, you also said, this mobile phone not only pixels, the loaded system is perfect, even the battery is a must, if you play the peak glory, play for five hours only one less battery, a total of ten grids of electricity, in the cave the signal is still full.

Sure enough, pirate products must be high-quality.

The two found a wooden stake to use as a table, and picked up two stones to use as a stool.

Under the lighting of the mobile phone flashlight, the cooked food I bought, such as roast chicken, salted goose, pig's head meat, peanuts, sea cabbage, mushrooms, etc., was put on the table, and the wooden stakes were almost unable to put down.

Inside the cave, there is a smell of garlic, chili, sesame oil, spices, mixed with the aroma of cooked meat.

Ordered a plate of mosquito coils and put it at the mouth of the cave, Sun Wenhao said with an open mind, revealing his lower abdomen without any muscles.

"Brother Bu, there is no way to invite you to stay in a hotel today. I'm sorry. ”

"Hey......"

Bu Jiang stretched his voice and threw a can of horse urine to Sun Wenhao,

"Brother Sun, what are you talking about, in fact, it's still my brother and I are burdening you, if you didn't come out for me to redeem the family heirloom, where would it be like this? It's my brother who hurt you. ”

"Don't say that in the future," Sun Wenhao pulled the head of the horse urine.

There was a thud, and a puff of air came out.

He took a sip and said,

"Brother, I even have this life yours, without you I would have GAME OVER! Your business is my business, and our brothers will not be separated from each other in the future. ”

Although I don't know what Sun Wenhao means by foreign language, Bu Jiang can't care so much.

He took the can and touched it with Sun Wenhao, rubbed the corners of his eyes and said,

"Brother didn't say that! You're the best guy for me besides my brother!

People think I'm afraid of things and look down on me, only Brother Sun, you think about me for everything! Don't dislike me.

You will be my brother from now on, come! Cheers, bro! Horse pee! ”

"!"

Sun Wenhao took the horse urine and poured it, his mouth was numb, and he turned up in a breath, but he didn't spit it out.

It seems that he is still too tender to even drink much horse urine.

He quickly picked up a few pieces of pig ears and stuffed them into his mouth.

The pig's ears are very crispy, and the marinade is also aged and old, salty and fresh, especially appetizing.

Sun Wenhao ate several pieces in a row before he enjoyed it.

Bu Jiang picked up the roast chicken, grabbed the two chicken legs and tore them in half, which was very symmetrical.

He handed half of it to Sun Wenhao and recommended,

"Lao Wang's roast chicken is especially a must, you can try it! The taste is so fragrant that other people's homes can't bake it. ”

"Yes!"

Sun Wenhao put down the horse urine and took it and bit it on the chicken butt.

Bu Jiang saw it and said,

"I can't see that Brother Sun is also a veteran of eating chicken, and he knows where the chicken is the best to eat."

Sun Wenhao has a black line, in fact, he didn't know that it was a chicken butt, and he couldn't see it when it was torn in half, but it looked a little better at that piece of meat.

But it is really fragrant to eat, the meat is very strong, a little bit, and there is a taste of sesame seeds and coriander.

It's really delicious.

Bu Jiang noticed that Sun Wenhao's cans seemed to be gone, so he went to the convenience bag to dig it out.

Sun Wenhao saw that he was about to take out horse urine again, so he quickly put down the roast chicken, swallowed the chicken in his mouth, and stopped him,

"That's it! That's enough! That's enough! I'm going to have trouble drinking again. Just bring me a bottle of water. ”

Bu Jiang threw Sun Wenhao a bottle of pure water, which was icy and dewy.

Said with a smile,

"Brother Sun, you can't have a belly for horse urine. I have to practice more. ”

Sun Wenhao was noncommittal, seeing that the sauced beef in the disposable lunch box seemed to be good, he threw down and ate a small half of the roast chicken, and put a piece in his mouth, a big piece.

The meat is very old, but it is very chewy, and the more you chew, the more you chew, the more strong it becomes, as if you are eating meat tendons, it is very Q-elastic, and the taste is excellent.

Bu Jiang drank another bottle of horse urine, and the jar was thrown on the ground with a clang.

He said

"Brother Sun, you have to be careful of that paralyzed man. I've heard that this guy is very confused. I've heard that the underworld has a lot of background, so you have to watch out for his revenge. ”

Sun Wenhao swallowed the chewed sauce beef in his mouth, sandwiched another peanut, and said while eating.

"What if he is paralyzed and has a background? We're military people now, and he has the ability to stick his claws into the barracks? ”

Bu Jiang pulled the ring of the horse urine, thought about it and said,

"It seems to be. As long as we keep mixing in the army, and we don't get kicked out of the military because of certain circumstances like the sergeant, the paralyzed man really can't do anything about us. ”

Thinking of this, Bu Jiang was also relieved.

The two of you come and I eat and drink, and all of them are big stomachs.

I ate a mess on the wooden stakes, and spit out the bones in the plastic bags of disposable lunch boxes.

Bu Jiang touched his stomach and said,

"I'm full. Damn, my stomach is a little swollen, I'll go out and take a dip! ”

Sun Wenhao pulled out the pistol at his waist and threw it to him.

"And then! Take self-defense, don't accidentally get dragged by something! ”

Bu Jiang laughed, took the pistol and ran out.

Sun Wenhao packed up the contents and threw them out, soaked his urine and returned to the cave to wait for a while, and Bu Jiang also came back.

Sun Wenhao said,

"Brother Bu, it's not too early, I have to get up early tomorrow to report to the barracks. Why don't we take turns keeping vigil, you keep watch for the first half of the night, and I'll keep watch for the second half of the night. ”

Bu Jiang said,

"No need! I've set up a trap near the entrance of the cave, and we'll know in advance if there's a beast or something. I sprinkled sulfur on the ground, and the poisonous insects could not come in. Let's sleep in peace. ”

Bu Jiang dragged some large green leaves from the outside and spread them on the ground.

The leaves are oval and it is not known what kind of plant they are. Sleep on it and cool it.

The cave was not as hot as expected, the temperature dropped at night, and the temperature was still within the tolerable range, and I could barely sleep without electric fans and air conditioners.

It's also comfortable to order another plate of mosquito coils.

Turn off the flashlight on your mobile phone, set the alarm clock, the cave is dark, there is a faint starlight at the entrance of the cave, you can see the sky full of stars, blinking and blinking.

Sun Wenhao slept on the leaves, and could hear the sound of Bu Jiang turning over.

Bu Jiang said,

"Brother Sun, I don't know if I'm just so cheap, but I feel that sleeping now is more comfortable than sleeping in a hotel. The kind of bed is soft, and when I smell that kind of wealth, I feel uncomfortable. I didn't sleep soundly. ”

Sun Wenhao lay down on his back, changed into a comfortable position, and whispered,

"Sleep. Beware of not being able to get up tomorrow morning. ”

"Oh!"

Bu Jiang closed his mouth and stopped talking.

Sun Wenhao closed his eyes, relaxed his body, and slowly fell asleep with his breathing.

……

The next day, the two were awakened by the mobile phone alarm clock, ate a little biscuits, egg yolk pie, bread they bought yesterday, drank some water, and after they were ready, the two dug a pit for the garbage and burned it with a lighter.

After getting out of the jungle safely, Sun Wenhao also found a place to throw the pistol, which was not allowed to be brought into the barracks.

The roadside town bus goes directly to the Qishan military camp.

After getting off the car, I found that there were already many people in the reporting office at the foot of the mountain, most of them were young men like Sun Wenhao and Bu Jiang, only a few were at the uncle level, but they were much stronger than them.

Sun Wenhao secretly counted the heads, and the recruits were about a little in the early two hundred.

Everyone gathered together in a mess to brag and chat, like a vegetable market.

Basically, they are from nearby villages and towns, and some people still know each other, so they talk even more.

After a while, a military jeep drove over, and a middle-aged officer got down from above, who looked more kind, unlike other soldiers standing guard who had a cold face and fought with Sun Wenhao.

The middle-aged officer stood at the gate of the barracks, waved loudly and said,

"Come on! Everyone, be quiet! Be quiet. First of all, let me introduce myself, my surname is Fu, I am a political commissar, and I will also be your deputy squadron leader, of course, it doesn't hurt to tell you in advance, you will be temporarily organized into a strengthened recruit squadron.

I will be in charge of your daily life and ideological work in the future, and you can talk to me if you need help in the future.

Now, please put your enlistment card. Oh yes, that's what this guy was doing.

Take him out and report to me. Thank you for your cooperation. Line up and don't crowd.

Come to me and pull the card, and after pulling the card, gather on the front school field first. ”

Bu Jiang took out the card, lined up behind Sun Wenhao's ass, and whispered,

"Brother Sun, this political commissar surnamed Fu looks pretty good. I thought the officers were very rigid. ”

Sun Wenhao nodded, but did not speak.

Political commissars, they are originally doing ideological work, and it is normal to be kind.

It is obviously unrealistic to send a stuffy gourd to be a political commissar.

After pulling the card, Sun Wenhao walked to the school with the crowd to gather.

In particular, he noticed that the commissar looked at the recruit for a few seconds when he was pulling a card.

If Sun Wenhao didn't guess wrong, the political commissar was shorthand to recognize his face.

For people in their early 200s, it is quite demanding to match a name with a face in memory in a matter of seconds.

This commissar is not simple!