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And if you put the topic on Sanlang, it will naturally not be for no reason.

The more ominous premonition became stronger in his heart, Zhu Zhu couldn't help but ask, "Master, what kind of disease are these three waves of disease?" ”

Hearing Piggy's answer, Mu Feng showed a satisfied smile on his face.

"Three waves of disease! Speaking of this three-wave disease, it is natural to talk about a person called Sanlang! ”

"His people have one of the greatest hobbies in their lives, which is to die, which can be said to be uncomfortable if they don't die for a day.

Bungee jumping on volcanoes, useful in magma, dancing in strong winds, soaring in thunder and lightning.

The life of the three waves can be summed up in one sentence, that is: rowing does not use oars, it all depends on the waves! ”

"This San Lang Taoist friend has a wise saying, the matter of death is no more than three things.

In the same matter, death must not be done more than three times, otherwise it is not death, but death!

Therefore, in order to warn himself, he used the name of the three waves to remind himself that he must not die more than three times in the same matter! ”

Piggy: Didn't "......" say that he would not die again? Why do you feel like you can't suppress the urge in your heart?

"So, Master, what you appreciate is the ability of this Three Waves Daoist to die?" Unconsciously blurted out a sentence again, "Sure enough, people who love to die will pity each other!" ”

As soon as the words came out, Piggy's face immediately changed greatly.

Finished! It's really over!

This time, he's really pilling!

said that he would not die again, why did he blurt out this sentence?

Moreover, he found that his ability to do death seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.

In the past, he was still able to control it, and he still had the consciousness that he was dying, and he was just slandering it in his heart.

But what did he do just now?

He was so clear and clear, in front of the master, he said his heartfelt evaluation of the master.

This is no longer death, this is definitely looking for death!

Braised Chaos Beast, Steamed Chaos Beast, Sauce Chaos Beast, Barbecue Chaos Beast, Stir-fried Chaos Beast......

Pig seems to have seen that on the table of Mu Feng, there are plates of delicacies made from his body!

"No...... Don't, don't do this! Screaming from the bottom of his heart, Piggy wants to get rid of the control of the desire to die in his heart again and again.

It's just that there seems to be an invisible force influencing him, making him always die unconsciously.

"Will those who love to die cherish each other? Very good! When Piggy's heart was full of resistance, Mu Feng did not get angry because of his words, but ...... After seeing him die again, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

"Division...... Master! Looking at the smile on Mu Feng's face, Zhu Zhu always felt a little hairy in his heart.

"Well, don't be afraid, I'm just full for the teacher!" A gentle smile like a devil appeared in front of Pig's eyes, and Mu Feng said a word that made Pig's heart even more desperate.

"Master, I'm ...... old pig Afraid! ”

"No, you don't have to be afraid, what you want to do is to die invisibly, how can you stagnate because of fear!" Mu Feng stared at the pig as if he were looking at a plate of delicious pork.

"Master, my old pig has sworn that he will never die again!" Gritting his teeth, Piggy said the determination from the bottom of his heart.

"No...... You're going to die! Mu Feng shook his head and denied, "The so-called nature of the country is easy to change, and you are like a dog who loves to eat..... Well, it is a kind of instinct of the body to love to eat bones! ”

It's not instinct!

Piggy's heart rationally vetoed this summary.

"Master, my old pig has been dying because that pig has Erha genes, and it is the body's instinct that affects the soul.

However, now, my old pig has changed his clothes and new body, how can he still die! ”

Certain...... Certain...... You must not die again!

That mad knife three waves Taoist friend knows the truth of being dead but three, how can he mad pig three waves not have such an awareness.

Hey? Wait...... Wait a minute!

What the hell is the Three Waves of Wild Pigs? Did he unconsciously accept that he belonged to the same type of character as that Sanlang Daoist?

Don't!

Don't be a mad pig three waves, he wants to be a quiet beautiful man, a beautiful man who combines wisdom, ability and the virtue of not dying!

Gritting his teeth, Piggy once again set a flag for himself in the bottom of his heart!

Stupid piggy, don't you know that after the flag is set, something bad will happen?

For example, in a film and television drama, the second male said to the first male friend: After this mission, I will leave the organization, and after I go back, I will marry a gentle wife and give birth to a lovely child balabala.

Then, after this mission, 99 percent, male number two will not be able to come back!

For another example, a certain female No. 2 looked at the male No. 1 and female No. 1 who were in and out of pairs, and swore with her fingers: In this life and this life, I must break you up, and I must snatch so-and-so (male No. 1) into his hands, so that he can't extricate himself from falling in love with me!

After setting up the flag, she will find that she is like a matchmaker, the more she is willing to break up, the relationship between the male and female is getting stronger and stronger, so that the mountain alliance and the sea oath are unswerving.

Of course, none of this is the point.

What Mu Feng couldn't stand the most was that there was once an author he liked very much, who set up a flag in the book, saying that he would definitely be able to write better in the future.

And then...... On the second day of the flag, the author Ji was tempted by a contract for a magazine, and since then, there has been another army of eunuchs in the harem.

Well, since then, setting up a flag or something has become an obsession in Mu Feng's heart.

But after the flag is established, something bad must happen.

So......

Stupid piggy, do you think that by setting up a flag in front of the teacher, you can impress the teacher and avoid the infection of the three waves of disease?

Hmph, daydreaming!

Hey? Why does it automatically make up the tsundere Lori voice in the brain?

"Stupid pig, it is useless to set up a flag, because it is also the instinct of your new body to die!"

For some reason, when he said this, Mu Feng felt that he must have a hateful villain face at that time.

"Huh?" The pig who was secretly cheering himself up in his heart and determined not to die again in the future, when he heard Mu Feng's words, he cooperated with a bewildered and cute expression.

"Ha, didn't the teacher say before, before I went to save you, I took a nap for the teacher, traveled to another world, and found some interesting Taoist friends."

Mu Feng blinked and said to the cute pig.

"Hmm!" Piggy nodded subconsciously.

"So, in that world, I found a very interested Sanlang Taoist friend, well, in fact, many Taoist friends there were infected by a terminal disease called Sanlang disease.

Therefore, out of curiosity, the teacher deliberately studied the three-wave gene, wanting to see if the three-wave disease is really a disease caused by genes! ”

Mu Feng has a fanaticism in his eyes like a mad scientist who can dedicate his life to science.

"So...... So? The sense of foreboding in Piggy's heart rose again.

"So? So. After research, the teacher found that in the body of the Three Waves Daoyou, there is really a special gene that can control him to die invisibly, that is to say, the so-called Three Waves Disease is caused by this gene! ”

With a gentle smile on his face, Mu Feng said words that made Piggy shudder.

"But...... However, my old pig has never been in contact with that Sanlang Daoist, so naturally he will not be infected with Sanlang disease, so I will definitely be able to get rid of the bad habit of being dead! ”

Piggy stands up again.

"So...... Stupid piggy! You have not been touched, but for the teacher...... I've come into contact with it! ”

"What...... What do you mean? Piggy's face was a little sluggish.

"It means that because I was napping for two hours, I have been studying the structure of the three waves of genes, so when I refine your new body in the future, I will be a teacher...... Instinctively, to your new body, add this ...... that the teacher has just researched Three waves of genes! ”

Blinking, Mu Feng's face was innocent, as if all the sins had nothing to do with him.

Piggy: "......" So, the three waves of the mad pig are really the characters set at the beginning?

Really...... Don't you have any hope of being rescued?

At the moment when Mu Fengdao broke the truth, the desire to die in the bottom of Zhu Pig's heart could no longer be suppressed, like a beast breaking through the cage, destroying his reason to a mess.

"Master, I have an MMP about the old pig, I don't know if I should talk about it or not!" Complying with the instinct in his heart, Piggy's words blurted out naturally.

Monkey: "......" is indeed ...... Three Wave Genes? “

Little White Dragon: "......" piggy, sure enough...... Even more capable of death!

Bearded: "......" Sanlang Daoyou, what kind of magical existence is it?

Shepherd: "......"

“MMP...... Right? ”

Syllable!

Pig instantly turned into a flying god pig.

"It's not right to talk about it, right?"

Touch!

The pig, who was imprisoned with mana, fell heavily to the ground.

Pig...... Soldier! (End of book!) ）

Well, the three waves are a bad habit, so the last sentence is a joke on April Fool's Day.

Walking to the unconscious pig, holding his chin and looking at the pig whose whole body was shrouded in a kind of death instinct, Mu Feng's eyes showed a burst of thought.

"So, sure enough...... Isn't there any three-wave gene at all? ”

"The so-called three waves of disease is just a kind of death instinct formed under the influence of the spirit!"

After all, he is locked up in this world and can't get out, where can he have any Sanlang genes to obtain and analyze.

All this is just an April Fool's Day...... Surprise!

So...... Stupid piggy!