Chapter 9 Li Luan's cautious eyes
"I said Severus, do you think I should give that golden peacock a pair of panda eyes, or a red-nosed head?"
Li and Snape walked side by side in the corridor, babbling and gesturing fists from time to time.
"Hey, I said Severus, give me a word, you're boring to leave me alone like this, and besides, it's rude for you to do this."
"Shut up, Lee, you've been talking nonsense all the way, if you say one more word, it's not you who teach that Lockhart a lesson, but I teach you a lesson." Snape finally spoke, but unfortunately, he sprayed venom.
"Oh? Severus, you've finally spoken! Li Luan's face was surprised, not at all annoyed by Snape's threat, and then, Li Luwu raised his eyebrows, and hooked his finger at Snape with a provocative expression, "Come on, come on, Severus, we haven't done it for a long time, and my wand is already unbearable." ”
"......" Snape was silent again, but from his twitching eyelids, it was clear that our Professor Severus was not in such a beautiful mood.
Today is the day of the first meeting of the gladiatorial club.
What the? Gladiatorial clubs? What the hell is that?
According to Li Luan's words, it was the stage for the golden peacock Lockhart to show everyone how high he was, but unfortunately, today's stage is destined for Lockhart to become a clown, because Li Lockhart has sworn that he will strip off the golden peacock's hair.
Soon, Li and Snape arrived in the Great Hall of the Great Hall. The long dining table vanished, and along one wall, a gilded stage appeared, above which hundreds of candles were suspended above it, illuminating the entire hall, and the golden peacock in Lee's eyes, Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, was directing a band of house-elves to make the final arrangements.
"Oh, Professor Snape, and...... Professor Lee? You're coming. Lockhart saw the figures of the two people conspicuously, but he was very puzzled in his heart, he didn't invite this Li Luan.
"Professor Lockhart." Of course, Li Luwei saw the hesitation that flashed on Lockhart's face, a smile on his face, opened his arms, and without waiting for Lockhart's reaction, he gave him a big hug, "I have been friends with you for a long time, as a third-class medalist of the Merlin Order and an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, a powerful wizard like you is definitely an example for us to learn." ”
"Uh...... Hahaha, huh? Lockhart's face was almost ninety degrees up, and the indescribable smugness on the corners of his mouth, Li Yu's sycophancy, just scratched his itch.
"Professor Lockhart, I've heard that it's an honor for you to have Severus as your assistant." Li Luwu ignored Snape's face, and kept patting Lockhart's ass, until finally, Li Luwu tried to see the dagger, "...... So, Professor, how about letting me be your assistant too, this is definitely an opportunity to improve me, I just need to learn from a powerful wizard like you. ”
"Okay, okay, hahaha, okay, then, Professor Li, from today onwards, you will be my assistant, hahaha......" Lockhart was already carried away.
Looking at Lockhart, who had been a little dizzy by Li Lu's worries, Snape, who had been hiding on the side and had not spoken, suddenly looked at him with some sympathy, I don't know if you will be spoiled by this demon today.
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At eight o'clock in the evening, the auditorium hall was already packed with students, each with their own wands and their faces full of excitement.
"Guess who's going to teach us?"
"I think it's probably Professor Snape, he's always been quite a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor."
"I think it's Professor Flitwick, I heard my uncle's friend's nephew from the second aunt's family say that Professor Flitwick was the champion of several consecutive wizarding gladiatorial tournaments when he was young."
"It's also Professor McGonagall, he's the vice president of our house, and only she has the right to ......"
"No, maybe it's Professor Sprout......
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While the students were talking, Gilderoy Lockhart stepped onto the stage, dressed in a fuchsia robe and shining brightly, while behind him were a black-robed, expressionless Snape and a black-robed Lee, with an excited face.
Lockhart waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then shouted, "Come around, come around." Can everyone see me? That's great! Yes, Professor Dumbledore has allowed me to start this little gladiatorial club, to train you so that you can defend yourselves in the way I have used countless times in case you need to defend yourself one day, and for more information on this, see my published work. ”
Lockhart's self-introduction shocked the students below.
Looking at Lockhart who was swaggering there on the stage, Li Luwu narrowed his eyes, with a faint smile on his face, and kept rubbing his wand with both hands, seeing Snape on the side in a cold sweat, he clearly knew that the current Li Luwu definitely didn't plan anything good, whenever he showed this expression, it meant that someone was going to be unlucky, he had suffered this loss several times, and his memory was still fresh.
"Let me introduce my assistants, Professor Snape and Professor Lee." Lockhart said, grinning widely, "Professor Li in particular, he himself is a huge admirer of mine, especially since he himself knows a little bit about dueling, especially since he also asked to help me do a little demonstration before class." Don't worry, I don't want you little guys to worry, and when I'm done demonstrating, I'll return Professor Li to you in good condition, don't be afraid. ”
With Lockhart's introduction, Li Luwei nodded to everyone on the side, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter, but only Snape could feel that Li Luwei had begun to exude a cold air.
"What a pathetic fellow." Snape looked at Lockhart, who was still unconscious, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Now, let me and Professor Li demonstrate it, you have to watch it."
Saying that, Lockhart and Li Luwei walked up to the stage, turned to face each other, and bowed, especially Lockhart, whose two hands kept turning out a lot of tricks, causing a group of completely unreasonable girls to exclaim.
Lockhart and Li each held their wands to their chests like swords.
"As you can see, we hold our wands in a normal dueling position." Lockhart said to the students in the audience, "Count to three, and we'll do the first magic." Of course, neither of us will take the other's life. ”
"One...... Two...... Three! Both raised their wands over their shoulders at the same time.
"A flock of birds!" A white light lit up from the tip of Li Zhiwu's wand, and a large flock of birds rushed out of the wand and headed straight for Lockhart.
"What is this!? What is it!? Under the attack of the flock of birds, Lockhart dodged in embarrassment, and when the flock of birds passed, Lockhart's image had changed greatly, with bird feathers, bird feces, and messy, and his meticulously combed hair had become messy and turned into a chicken nest.
Do you think that's the end of it? Li will tell you, of course not.
"Except for your weapons!" The red light flashed, and Li Luan's strength was very good, Lockhart just had the wand in his hand knocked away, and he was not knocked away by Snape's direct magic like in the original plot, and he Li Luwu didn't have enough fun.
"Hang the Admiralty upside down!" Before Lockhart could react, he had been lifted by an invisible force with one foot in his hands.
"Quietly!" Li Luwei used a magic wand to eliminate Lockhart's yelling again, of course, God knows if Li Luwei was afraid that Lockhart would cry for help, and he couldn't let himself have fun to make a defense?
"A spring is like water!" A thick column of water instantly washed Lockhart from top to bottom.
"The flames are blazing!" Well, Li Luxuan's perfect and thoughtful service, Lockhart, who was still dirty, became clean in an instant, but it was also a little too clean, Lockhart's shining blonde hair, tsk, now it's really shining urgently, the three-kilowatt big bulb is cleaner than the Shaolin abbot, tsk.
"Divided!" Critical hits have appeared! Critical hits are finally here! Li Luwei's ultimate killer move, under Li Luwei's perfect control, the Split Spell, a super lethal magic, only acted on Lockhart's clothes in an extremely subtle way when it hit Lockhart.
"Wow~~~"
The entire auditorium hall was boiling, especially the girls, who let out bursts of screams, and blushed when they heard Li Luan, these are all underage girls, isn't it a bit too much to do it yourself, just exposing a big light pig Chiguo Guo in front of them, will it cause their childhood shadows? However, it's so funny, the master said to strip off your hair, just strip your hair, damn the golden peacock, the master's mandrake!!
There was a wicked smile on the corner of Li Yu's mouth, he would not admit that it was because of his careful eyes that he was so tidy to Lockhart, and he dared to hold his head high and promise that he was to give the students a vivid Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson, and tell the students by example how sinister society is.
At this time, Lockhart was completely sluggish, and the huge blow had made his mind blank, and then, he glared at Li Luwu viciously, although he couldn't speak, but a pair of eyes sprayed with resentment.
Wouldn't you notice these when Li Luwei was worried? Would he let Lockhart hate him like that? Will he leave himself with such a trouble?
Of course not!
"Oblivion is empty!" "Faint!"
Li Luan's final blow, just like the original plot, used his own way to return the other's body, and used Lockhart's most proud oblivion spell to complete his gorgeous counterattack.
What the? Kill Lockhart?
As a good young man who was born in New China, grew up under the red flag, and loved five stresses, four beauties and three loves, Li Luwei has never even killed a chicken, how could he kill people?
Li Luan's crit completely shocked the audience, and only the stunned students were left on the scene, Snape with black lines and arrogant laughter, like a demon god (student language) Li Luan.
Thanks to the crazy Kuba hanging book friends, the Four Truths and Liu'an book friends and the Guigu Xuanqi book friends for their tips ^_^