Delivering a speech on Chinese New Year's Eve, Trump was not idle. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

He and a group of aides, think tanks, and intelligence analysts were watching the New Year's message from the No. 1 ruling chairman in the White House.

After watching the speech of the No. 1 ruling chairman, Trump rubbed his head and asked, "What do you think about this?" Let's talk about it. ”

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson cleared his throat and said first: "It seems that our resource sanctions are about to fail, and according to our investigation, it seems that China's production and construction have not been affected much in the past month and a half!" ”

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross nodded and added: "Yes, they have gradually reduced the import of iron ore and oil in the past month, it should be said that Huaxia is very strong, I don't understand, how they can put so many minerals into production on a large scale so quickly." ”

"That's why I envy the ruling chairman of Huaxia, he only needs to get the other eight people, unlike me, who has to deal with everyone in the National Assembly and the parliament in everything." Trump's folds can trap flies, said very depressedly.

Then Trump sighed: "At the critical moment, it is indeed their system that has an advantage, they can make decisions as quickly as possible, implement decisions, and reap results." So they are our biggest threat! ”

After Trump finished speaking, Wilbur Ross said: "But if the sanctions continue, they can consume a penny more, which is to save us a penny, so they need to be strengthened!" ”

"Especially the food blockade, they have a lot of people and few places, and the grain has to be imported, and we are communicating with Southeast Asian countries about this issue recently, and the effect is very good."

"Huaxia's actions in the South China Sea have made them very uneasy, so they are happy to cooperate with our plan."

"We are also making plans to completely block Huaxia's export trade, or that sentence, if he earns a penny less, he will lose a bullet!"

After listening to Rose's words, Trump asked: "Great plan, so how to avoid the Baiwang Group?" That damn king tied up all his business! ”

Wilburrose shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "We can only transfer production through Mexico to transport the anti-gravity chassis back, of course, if it doesn't work, we can only give up the sanctions on Baiwang Group!" ”

Secretary of Defense James Mattis interjected: "We can expand our army, increase our armaments, and boost our economy, as long as we win the battle in the end, and grab the technology of the flying car, we are not afraid of how much money we owe!" ”

Trump listened, shook his head, and said, "James, your suggestion is not very useful, we are already doing it!" ”

Shrugging, James Mattis stopped talking.

Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, continued: "But this can cope with their military build-up!" ”

"Yes, but it doesn't help with economic sanctions!" Trump came with a sentence that was not salty or light.

Then he asked: "He said: 'If anyone wants to interrupt the rise of China and prevent the revival of the Chinese nation, they will never agree and will never compromise!'" 'Is it a declaration of war?' ”

James Mattis said: "I think so, in fact they are preparing, he is very clear. ”

"I have just finished communicating with the Chinese defense minister that our joint military exercise in the Yellow Sea will be pushed back, and on the sixth day of the Chinese lunar month, that is, on February 21, they will withdraw all their weapons and equipment, which can be regarded as a step back."

"Arms sales to Taiwan have also been suspended, this problem is not big, to those stupid F35s, we are not at ease, we will carry out base construction, so that we can add an offensive initiation point and a defensive fulcrum, and personnel can come to the United States for training, which will not delay our plan."

Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said: "Either way, there is nothing wrong with strengthening our military strength, and only strong strength can ensure the interests of the United States." ”

"So, how are we prepared for the key person who caused the current situation?" Trump asked again.

CIA Director Michael Hayden replied: "It's still in preparation, the gun ban in China is very strict, and it takes a long time to transport equipment. ”

"Hurry up, don't lose face with the United States!" After Trump's order, he said no more, he was full of confidence in the intelligence agencies led by the CIA.

"So, what the hell is the last question, 'Standing on the Earth, looking at the starry sky', and 'Focusing on the development of the universe'? Are the Chinese ready to land on the moon? Trump finally asked.

NASA Administrator Charles Bolden replied: "The Chinese are indeed delusional about landing on the moon, and perhaps the success of the lunar exploration mission has made them swell." ”

"Some time ago, the Chinese people sent a request for cooperation, and they want to cooperate with us to land on the moon, which is simply wishful thinking!"

"I think they're trying to steal our space technology in the name of cooperation, and we all know that those little yellow-eyed guys are the best at doing these tricks."

"In thirty years, they don't want to go to the moon, unless they send Chang'e to our bed in exchange for our help!"

"Hahaha..."Everyone laughed happily, the United States is proud of space technology and is in the absolute leading position, as the Americans can prove by landing on the moon.

After laughing, Trump asked, "So, is it possible for them to confuse us and secretly carry out the landing operation themselves?" ”

Charles Bolden replied with a smile: "Again, they can't go up without thirty years!" ”

"What if they're using it as a cover-up that they've acquired the technology for the space vehicle?" The words of Douglas Johnson, the head of intelligence in the CIA China, made everyone laugh.

He has always believed that Wang Dao has achieved such a huge technological lead because of the flying car that the aliens fell.

Charles Bolden was dissatisfied with his words being questioned, and asked with a glare: "Mr. Douglas, I have no intention of offending you, but do you have proof?" ”

Dwayne Johnson didn't care about Charles Bolden's displeasure, the two didn't deal with each other anyway, he shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "It's going on with all the investigation, but I'm sure it's true!" ”

Seeing Dwayne Johnson's indifferent appearance, Charles Bolton's angry eyes were on fire, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Mr. Dwayne Douglas, you'd better present enough evidence, otherwise you'll ......."

"Alright, Mr. Charles, I'll teach Johnson a lesson, maybe you can talk about your Fifty-One Ward's research." Michael Hayden interrupted Charles Bolden lightly.

After glaring at Dwayne Johnson and Michael Hayden a few times, Charles Burden stopped talking and sulked to himself.

Crent Jones, head of NASA's 51st District, said: "We did an in-depth study of the suspected extraterrestrial object and found nothing, so I think the claim that the alien flying car fell is nonsense. ”

"Even if there is, with Huaxia's technical level, it is impossible to study it so quickly! It took so many years for them to copy the Russian Su-30, not to mention the more advanced alien flying cars? ”

"All right, gentlemen, stop arguing!" Trump finally couldn't take it anymore and gave an order.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Trump asked, "So, who can tell me if the U.S. position in space will be challenged?" ”

"I'm sure not!" Michael Hayden and Charles Bolden said in unison.

Seeing each other talking, the two stopped talking again.

Trump turned a blind eye to the actions of the two, nodded, and said: "This is good news, and I hope we maintain this status and honor." ”

"So, gentlemen, who else would like to add something?" Trump finally asked.

Seeing that no one was talking anymore, Trump knocked on the table and said, "So, gentlemen, let's move, our time is tight, don't waste it." Meeting! ”