Chapter 67: Parasitism of the Evil God
"The dead and wounded this time are the best hunters in the village, the two leaders are seriously injured, and the hunting team is almost abandoned, which can be described as a heavy loss!"
"Yes, even Lao Zhu and Ah Peng have been seriously injured, and they have never lost so many men since the Long Ze tribe repelled the alien race."
"But if you can kill the gods, the price is worth it."
"Well, the god of the Tu actually secretly developed on the edge of my village, and I am fortunate to have been discovered, otherwise if he is allowed to grow up, my Longze Department will be in great trouble."
"This is thanks to the fact that Ryuko knew the gray-haired savage, otherwise he would not have seen through the plot of the traitor. Ryuko, what do you say...... Dragon, Dragon! ”
The Great Wizard and a few elders were deliberating, and suddenly found that the dragon spirit was in a daze on the side, and hurriedly reminded him.
"Oh!" The dragon spirit came to his senses, swallowed his saliva, and said with a smile that was more ugly than crying, "You go on, I'll listen." ”
Seeing his strange expression, Shi Pan frowned and said, "Longzi, how do you say to arrange those hairy savages?" ”
The dragon spirit felt the dryness of his tongue and discomfort, and said with a shrug in his throat: "I have thought about it, let the hairy savages live in the old quarry under the Eagle Cliff." Now the quarry has moved to the stone hill, and the old quarry has been abandoned, and there are caves there, which are just right for them to live in. ”
Shi Pan nodded and said, "Well, it's okay." ”
Gou Gong hesitated: "Longzi, those hairy savages, they ...... What good can we do if we take them in? ”
Seeing that everyone else had doubts, Long Jing glanced at everyone and said in a deep tone: "In the near future, we will face one fierce battle after another, and with the strength of the Long Ze Department alone, I am afraid that we will not even be able to hold the Hidden Dragon Valley." ”
He stood up and spoke loudly, "So, we must unite all the human tribes, unite all the good and righteous human races. Only by gathering the strength of many human races can we survive the invasion of evil aliens and finally defeat the evil aliens! ”
"The character and strength of the Mao Savages have been recognized by us in the battle to destroy the evil gods, so there is no need to doubt them anymore."
"All of them are strong warriors, and the dexterous human warriors and the brave hairy savages cooperate with each other, and there is no one to beat on the battlefield!"
Several people nodded in agreement when they heard this, but Nu Luo still said with a suspicious face: "Longzi, let's ...... We don't know how to get along with the hairy savages, after all, it's not...... Not the same kind of human being. And they're so big, they must be very edible. ”
The dragon spirit smiled: "The hairy savages have a terrible appearance, but in fact, they are very gentle, more honest than the most honest humans, and they are trustworthy friends. ”
"As for eating a lot, hehe, they are infinitely powerful, they definitely do more work than they eat, and they can even eat bark and leaves, so there is no need to worry that they will grab food from humans."
"That's good." The elders were relieved, in fact, this was what they were most worried about.
The bigwigs continued to discuss the aftermath, and the dragon was very upset, and he took his leave of the council hall first.
Walking to the totem pole at the door, he held the pillar with one hand and touched his neck with the other, bent over and vomited.
There was no physical discomfort at all, it was completely psychological, and I didn't vomit anything after retching for a long time.
Leaning weakly against the totem pole, he looked up at the crocodile-like ridiculous face of the wood carved dragon god, and muttered to himself, "I'm finished, I'm going to turn into a disgusting monster sooner or later." ”
That day, he was controlled by a foodie in his sleep, swallowed the baby of the evil god, and woke up at that time, almost scared himself to death, and couldn't get it out of it by all means.
I thought I was going to turn into a tentacle monster soon, and whoever thought that until I returned to the tribe, nothing would happen. But he knew very well that this matter was definitely a deadly hidden danger, and sooner or later it would erupt, and his heart was as uncomfortable as a stone.
"Bastard foodie, I'm young to kill you!" He scolded the foodie for the 10,000th time, but the foodie hid again, and he couldn't find a partner if he wanted to be angry.
Leaning on the totem pole for a long time, I was just about to leave, when I heard the voice of the great wizard at the door: "Longzi, come to my house after sunset." ”
As soon as the dragon spirit saw it, the great wizard looked at him with a heavy face, his eyes were like torches, as if he had seen through his secret.
"So far, I can only tell the old man to let him try."
Long Jing nodded silently and turned to leave.
In fact, the moment he ate the young body of the evil god, he thought of the great wizard, but he was afraid that the natives would know that he was parasitic by the evil god and reject him, so he kept hesitating.
"I hope he, a wizard, has some real means of driving away evil spirits."
In addition to medical skills, the great wizard has never shown other great skills, and he was killed by Xiao Zhu Ke in the Dragon Temple, which made the dragon spirit not believe in his ability very much.
When he returned home, the winged fire snake was taken away by the bamboo shoots, and he didn't need to feed it, and he didn't want to eat, so he sat against the wall and worried.
Suddenly smelling the aroma of wine, the dragon spirit was about to drown his sorrows with wine, so he opened the wine gourd and poured out some amber liquid.
I smelled it first, it was very fragrant, and I took another sip, and I couldn't help but be happy - the fruit wine was actually brewed!
"Hahahaha, good wine! Today, I want to eat his eighteen bowls and then pass through Jingyanggang! ”
He drank the wine in his hand in one gulp, poured another large bowl, and drank it again...... drank most of the gourd, but the stomach couldn't stand it before he gave up, and he fell asleep drunk.
It is said that the alcohol content of this fruit wine may not be as high as that of beer, and with the amount of dragon essence, it is impossible to get drunk even if you die. was helpless and easy to get drunk, so he really got drunk.
……
The red sun was sinking in the west, the barren hills were crying, and the dragon spirit took advantage of the cool breeze to walk up the mountain step by step.
Just when the alcohol was attacking, the scorching heat was unbearable, and he staggered through the chaotic woods, and saw a large blue stone in front of him.
He turned over, but was about to sleep, and suddenly saw a big man sleeping on the bluestone.
When the big man saw the dragon spirit, he was taken aback and exclaimed, "Ahh What a big bug! ”
Turned it off the bluestone, picked up the stone side whistle stick in his hand, picked it up and smashed it.
"Oh, I'll go, I'm Wu Song, okay?" The dragon spirit's brain is like a mess of paste, and he doesn't know how to dodge.
"Buzz!" After a blow on the head, he covered his swollen bag in pain, whining and fleeing to the side.
"Bah, where is the big worm!" The big man chased after him and wanted to fight again.
"Wait!" Long Jing hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, and pointed at himself again: "Wu Na reckless man, open your dog eyes and take a good look, is grandpa a big worm?" ”
"Hmph, eat big worms, and dare to quibble!" The man smiled proudly, took out a small round mirror from his bosom and threw it to him, "See for yourself." “
The dragon spirit picked up the mirror and looked at it, I wiped it! What a white-fronted ...... No! It's a skinless monster with strong muscles and six tentacles!
"Woooooooooooo His mouth shook in fright, and the mirror fell to the ground and shattered.
He stepped back with a frightened face, the big man sneered and gradually approached, and the dragon spirit noticed that his face was somewhat familiar, and when he looked closely, he was shocked.
Isn't this a foodie!
That's right, the big-mouthed toad man, except for foodies, no one else has this dignity.
"Rub your big wild! Ye is about to beat you, you dare to come and play grandpa! "The dragon spirit is not afraid of him, so he will beat the foodie.
The foodie laughed and said, "Dragon Spirit, you still dare to play prestige in front of me." You used to be human, I couldn't help you, now you are an evil god, my food! ”
"Hahahaha!" He opened his mouth as big as a forklift bucket and swallowed the dragon spirit in one gulp.
(Thanks to the book friend 'skyrex' for the tip.) )