In October 2019, when Huawei and Apple successively released new mobile phones equipped with Yuli biological batteries, Liu Wen broke the calm atmosphere of the office building with shouts after a few months of rare calm watching the fire from the other side of the Chaos Creature River. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Mr. Shen! Mr. Shen! Liu Wen came to the office happily with a document, "Great joy!" Great joy! ”

At this time, Shen Huai was dealing with the problem of cooperating with the state to gradually promote the location of the Innova energy storage warehouse nationwide, and when he saw Liu Wen startled, he said with a straight face: "Liu Wen, how long have you been in the company, and how to do things are still so unbearable!" ”

"What a great event! Big news! Liu Wen handed a notice to Shen Huai, and said without taking a breath: "Look! ”

The bulletin is divided into two sections, one from the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine Selection Committee in Sweden and the other from the Nobel Peace Prize Selection Committee in Norway.

The notice has clearly stated that Shen Huai is the double winner of this year's Physiology or Medicine Prize and Peace Prize. Shen Huai was invited to Switzerland and Norway to receive the award in December.

This is the fifth double laureate in Nobel Prize history, and the first time since its founding in 1900 that Nonell will award two Nobel Prizes to the same person in the same year!

"Mr. Shen! You have made the history of the republic, and you have made the history of the world! ”

Shen Huai took the notice, "I didn't expect these old guys to remember it."

These old guys, of course, are talking about the heads of state of small Eastern European countries.

"Mr. Shen, why aren't you excited at all!"

"Liu Wen, I'm very excited to see you, why don't I award this reward to you?"

"No, no, no, no! I don't dare to accept it, Mr. Shen, you are laughing! Liu Wen blushed and hurriedly waved her hand.

Shen Huai put the notice on the table and said: "Let the senior management of each department of the company prepare, and the meeting will be held in half an hour, we will go to Europe to win the award this time, and the important thing is to vigorously promote the Innova energy storage warehouse, and strive to completely replace the current rice, wheat and other staple foods in the next three to five years!" ”

Shen Huai learned that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize half a day earlier than the time when the Nobel Prize was announced.

On October 3rd, the eyes of the world turned to the two Nordic countries, Sweden and then Norway.

Especially netizens in the republic, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and those who go to work, study, and are unemployed all take out their mobile phones to swipe the live broadcast of the Nobel Prize awards on various news clients.

Various messages also popped up one after another.

"There is no drama in our republic this year, just go to work honestly and join in the fun."

"Hey, there is no more slaughter after Tu Hu!"

"Let's have a good time and see who will enter the altar this year."

"However, will you tell me if Boss Shen will have a drama this year?"

"It shouldn't be Boss Shen, although Boss Shen is very good, but he is a businessman, he doesn't need to accept the award, he is already a god-like existence."

"Let's leave a message and ask the live broadcast staff to see if he has the latest news."

The UC live broadcaster was late, "I'm sorry, UC Jun was late for diarrhea just now." Before starting the live broadcast again, UC Jun asked you a question, I have eaten a lot of blueberries in the past few days, and I have a little diarrhea, but why is Laxiang green and not blue, does anyone know the reason? ”

"Is there a problem with the large intestine?"

"Eating too much sausage? Or is there a problem with the gut bacteria? ”

"Why, aren't blueberries supposed to be blue? Laxiang should also be blue, why is it green, so amazing. ”

"UC-kun stupid! Your Xiang is yellow, your blueberries are blue, and when you mix them up, they're green! The principle of color that elementary school knows! ”

"Hahaha! Upstairs is the right solution! ”

UC Broadcaster: "Khan! Thank you for this netizen's answer to this question, otherwise I would have to go to the hospital to check Daxiang. To get back to the point, today is the day of the Nobel Prize, and six prizes will be announced today, including the Physiology or Medicine Prize, the Physics Prize, and the Peace Prize. ”

UC: "Regarding the fact that Shen Lao will not be elected by netizens who left a message just now, UC Jun is here to make a rational analysis. Even if Boss Shen wants to win the award, the possibility of winning the physiology or medicine award is relatively high. But because Boss Shen is not a pure scientist, he is more of a businessman, and he belongs to a patriotic businessman, so in terms of Western values, the possibility of winning this year's award is very small. ”

"The most likely winner of the physiology or medicine award is a medical team at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, who successfully discovered in the laboratory the suicide mechanism of tumor cells, that is, tumor cells will kill themselves under certain conditions without harming normal cells......

After the live broadcaster explained the most likely winners of each award, he continued: "It's 9 o'clock in the morning Swedish time, at the Karolinska Institutet of Medical Sciences in Stockholm, the capital of Sweden, the Nobel Prize selection team and guests have arrived, and now the first award - Physiology or Medicine - will be announced, and the award ceremony will be held later this year in December. ”

"UC-kun will do his best to translate as much as possible."

Netizen: "UC Jun has not passed the fourth level, the appraisal is complete!" ”

"Good morning, I will now announce the 2019 laureates on behalf of the Nobel Prize Selection Committee in Physiology or Medicine. ”

The spokesman flipped through the manuscript in his hand and said in an excited language: "He is a great scientist from the Far East, and all his inventions have been applied to medical clinics. ”

As soon as this translation came out, netizens fried the pot.

"Oriental? Oh my. Speaking of which, will Dongfang be Boss Shen? ”

"Well, not necessarily, thank you for the Westerners who prefer the Japanese people."

"It's not a stick country anyway."

“23333……”

The spokesperson continued: "Innova has freed tens of millions of patients around the world from serious lung disease, and the spore reproduction technology has enabled countless families to realize their dream of becoming parents. With a higher success rate, lower price and safer transplantation, Yuli biological battery has opened a new biological battery revolution. ”

The spokesman paused, put down the manuscript in his hand, and looked at the camera, "There is also the Innova energy storage warehouse that has just gone to the world, the magical world of biological intelligence network. Yes, I'm sure you already know the winners! ”

"Shen Huai! Kaos Shen Huai is the only winner of the 2019 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, let us pay high tribute to him and hope that he will leave a more brilliant mark in the history of human medicine! (To be continued.) )