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I summoned Xiao Zuanfeng, Ximen Blowing Snow, and Wu Jian to the kitchen, took out the mobile phone according to the method taught by Lorixi, gestured twice towards the warehouse door on the wall, and shouted: "Open-"

Then, I grabbed the doorknob and pulled it out, and a room full of cumin peppers and other dry goods suddenly appeared in front of us......

"Uh, no, no, you wait, I'll be right away!" The servants glanced at me in unison, and my face suddenly couldn't hang up, and while shouting, I took out my phone and re-compared, and continued to chant the incantation in my mouth - as usual, the chili cumin still hasn't turned into the poor mountain and bad water I expected!

This scene gave me the frustration of failing to go on a variety show for the first time: with the melodious music, there was no good luck in opening the door......

Failed twice, Xiao Zhuanfeng's head was directly on my shoulder, and he looked at the phone and smiled: "You haven't entered the address yet, come on, I'll teach you-" He took the phone over, skillfully pulled it down with his fingers, moved the red dot on the screen to the middle frame, knocked on the door twice with the phone, stretched out his hand and pulled, and the kitchen of the Difu restaurant I had seen immediately appeared outside the door. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

To be precise, we came to the kitchen of the world's first mountain patrol restaurant.

Although the pretence here is not magnificent, but it also has a taste of literary crepe, it looks similar to the nostalgic restaurant that some modern people like, all kinds of things are readily available, I sighed and beckoned: "Check down buddy, see if it's all worked." ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng and Wu Dalang moved, Brother Simon opened the door and squatted in a daze, I simply fell on the chair, reflecting on the reason for the embarrassment just now, and finally came to the conclusion: Well, this matter is not to blame the buddy for being incompetent, it must be Lolita who didn't teach well, and I can't express where I can point to the buddy and draw inferences, just like in the movie - it's not that we are incompetent, but that the communist army is too cunning!

I was thinking about the trick of depicting the black loli, and I don't know when someone stood at the door of the small restaurant...... Uh, no, a ghost, he watched me there for a while and saw that I didn't pay attention, then he knocked on the door, I hurriedly lifted it, and said casually, "We're not open yet, buddy." ”

This is a ghost that is familiar at first glance, because his features are very obvious: long face, plate teeth, eyeballs on the sides of his head, pointed ears...... To put it simply, this is a horse face, and if nothing else, he must be a member of the Horse Clan.

The horse's face was unusually white, and he looked indescribably handsome, but he couldn't hide it at all in his civil servant outfit, and I saw at a glance the similarities between him and the horse, and he said, "May I ask why you bother?" ”

I immediately became alert, and saw Brother Simon's inadvertent eyelids twitch twice before I was relieved, and said leisurely: "I am, is there something wrong?" ”

He looked me up and down intently, and introduced himself: "My name is Ma Toss, and my brother asked me to help you." ”

I wondered, "Your brother? ”

"Horse fluttering."

I was immediately taken aback and said, "You are the director of this 10,000 Xudu?" "It is estimated that people who have not died don't know that Niu Tou Ma Mian's position in the ghost city of Xudu is actually equivalent to the chief of police, one is in charge of public security and the other is in charge of criminal investigation, and the judge is equal to the president of the court, and it is precisely because of this that he will be known by the people of the yang world - the reason is actually very simple, those who are famous on TV are all officials, where are the shrimp soldiers and crabs that will be known by the masses of people?

Ma tossed and waved his hand politely, and said humbly: "It's too polite, I'm just here to take a hand to the public affairs, what kind of director, you are too high to hold me ......"

I sweated profusely, and hurriedly let this guy in and sit down, it seems that Aunt Hei's preparations are very good, and everything is arranged properly without showing the mountain or leaking, which shows that the ability to rotate the king's palace in private still exists, and it is not really empty because people go.

Ma Toss sat down in the chair opposite me, with his hands on the table, and asked quietly and with a smile, "Why, is there anything else that needs to be done here?" ”

I straightened out my thoughts, and then asked him, "Do you need to do a pollutant discharge permit, an environmental assessment certificate, a sanitation permit, or something like that?" ”

Ma fluttered and was stunned: "Well, this doesn't seem to be the case." ”

"That should be fine."

"Oh, you're welcome, if you have anything to say, I'm just waiting to be a cow and a horse for the public lift!"

"Your brother has done a good job of being a horse, really, you can't rob Niu Zhen when you are a cow!"

"That's not good, you must find something for me to do, otherwise I won't be able to ...... in my heart"

At this time, Wu Jian and Xiao Zhuanfeng came over and reported bluntly: "Why bother, everything is here, but there are no ingredients." ”

I scratched my head and just pushed the matter to the horse who was rushing: "Why don't you take them to buy materials?" ”

Ma Toss was immediately happy: "Okay, I'll take them to the hungry horse supermarket opened by our horse clan, which is guaranteed to be good and cheap and can be delivered to your door, so you are satisfied." ”

I sorted out my thoughts, and then I was worried: "Can you not have money?" ”

"Uh......"

I hurriedly explained: "I really didn't mean to slander you, but ...... Hehe, we really don't have much money here. ”

Ma tossed and thought for a long time, and then hesitated: "No money, no, I can help you at most, see if they are willing to give you credit, wait a few days to pay together, what do you think?" ”

I was overjoyed: "That's a good feeling!" "Although I don't have Yin De point, but Aunt Hei still has some left, and I told Lo Lixi that I would give it to us when it opens in two days, and I forgot this most important thing for a while: we still have to try dishes before opening, and I don't have Yin De points in my hand to buy ingredients, even if I only buy oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it can't make enough for a meal......

I was so excited that I was just now, and the little drill wind next to me tugged at the corner of my clothes and asked in a low voice, "Cousin, they won't be naked-loans, right?" ”

I, Wu Jian, and Ximen Fuxue looked at the horse together, and he immediately said resolutely: "I promise, it's definitely not!" ”

We all breathed a sigh of relief, including the little drill wind-

He is actually the most dangerous, if I were the boss, I would choose him!

After talking, I immediately prepared to lead the crowd to go to Hungry Horse, in addition to buying ingredients and recognizing the way by the way, but at this time, my mobile phone suddenly rang, and Lori's anxious voice came from inside: "Why bother, come back quickly, there is something you have to deal with, hurry!" ”

I was shocked: "Shen Gongbao came to the door?" ”

"It's not him, it's a bunch of old women with red armbands," Lori was so anxious that she was about to cry: "They said that they came to talk to you about the neighborhood committee, and I couldn't stop it!" ”

"Huh, I'll rest assured if you want this, you wait, I'll come back." I waved my phone at the big guy: "I heard it, Xiao Zhuanfeng, you and Brother Wu go and buy the materials back, and I'll go back with Brother Simon immediately!" ”

……

As soon as we returned to the kitchen, we heard the voices of people outside shouting and shouting, and the sound of small bones could occasionally be heard in two voices, Lolita and Supreme Treasure were completely drowned, reflecting the power of my country's small-footed old lady detective team from the other side - we walked out quickly, and met an old lady who happened to turn around and spit on, and I immediately waved my arms and shouted:

"Be quiet, aunties! Be quiet! I'm the boss here, why bother, do you have anything to do? ”

The room was instantly cold, and then an old lady who looked like a nest melon in Plants vs. Zombies squeezed out of the front row, and everywhere she went, everyone gave way sideways, and called her importance extraordinary, and as soon as the old lady came out, she pointed at me and asked, "Why do you bother?" ”

"A good man is me, I am a good man, why bother," I said with a grin: "Auntie, are you in trouble?" ”

"Phew, give me less hippie smiles!" The old lady raised her eyebrows and shouted at me directly: "Let me ask you, what is their relationship with you?" As he spoke, he pointed at Lorixi and Simon Blowing Snow.

I said, "My daughter He Ruoxi, this is my godbrother Simon." ”

The old lady snorted, "How old are they?" ”

"Five, uh no, six, six."

The old lady of Wogua said proudly: "Since they are six years old, why don't they send them to school?" ”

"Uh, don't want to go to ......"

This sentence can be regarded as a hornet's nest, a group of old ladies suddenly surrounded it, similar to the battle of the supermarket doing activities and buying vegetables, looking at it is called a scary, all the gossips shouted at me, the noise made my ears almost deaf, a sea of people I struggled, and finally understood the central idea from their words and confused language:

When they reach the age of going to school, I don't let them go to school and completely drag down the whole community, and the probability of the community's education population is lowered by 0.02 percentage points.

Therefore, the old lady detective team took the initiative to attack with only one purpose, which was to order me to get them to school!

I was besieged by a group of old ladies to block the left and right, and in less than two minutes I was completely defeated, and when I was at a loss, Tai Er ran in, and greeted majestically with a shy stomach: "What's the matter, everyone, can you still talk about it?" ”

There is no doubt that the status of the magic stick in the old lady's mind is still very high, and his appearance only rescued me from the point pointed out by the thousand husbands, and I hurriedly instructed him to go up and deal with it: "Hurry up and think of a rut, don't let them get people away for me." ”

Tai Er nodded, and solemnly stepped forward to fight, "You guys are mistaken, they are not old, do you think it's over?" ”

The old lady was not stupid, and immediately reacted: "Then you ask them to bring the household registration book to us to make a copy?" ”

Tai Er immediately changed his words: "Foreign household registration." "He has made the policy of the initial stage of socialism clear, and he really deserves to be in the office of the heavenly court, I dare to guarantee that none of the rest of you know, including Lo Lixi, a member of our establishment.

The old lady of Wogua continued to dismantle the trick: "Then call the mail, five days is enough, right?" My daughter sent Heilongjiang from Hainan Island for four days. ”

There was really no way, Tai Er could only come up with his magic stick, and said angrily to the old ladies: "You don't believe me!" ”

The old lady said indifferently: "I believe in religion, and I believe in religion to live forever." ”

Tai Er hung his feet and stood his chest: "...... You can't be superstitious! ”

We muttered, "Look, this is another typical case of the lack of traditional culture -- the superstitious ideas of good Chinese are banned by foreign countries, and this is how intangible cultural heritage is lost." ”

Tai Er was quickly defeated after me, and came back dejected and whispered: "It's really useless, I really can't say anything about this old lady - why don't you let them go to school?" ”

I was so anxious that I pulled my hair down: "I know ......"

Taiji said confidently: "You can also see it, they are really much more powerful than me - I promise, I can't do it and no one else can, you just accept your fate!" ”

I thought about it, and it's true.,Tai Er Zhenren can't handle this kind of big fool, let alone me.,It's less difficult to fool them in comparison.,I looked towards Lolita and Ximen Blowing Snow.,One sat on the side indifferently and continued to meditate.,The other is concentrating on settling accounts.,It seems that no one cares about the battle situation here......

I was thinking about how to speak, when the voice of the fat man came from outside the door: "Xiaoju, why are you here?" ”

Then I saw the fat man pacing in with surprise on his face, and the old lady suddenly flew a red glow on her face, and stomped her feet and said, "Oh, why are you calling people like this, I don't do it......"

The other old ladies laughed in groups, and in the laughter and joy, the old lady shook her head, covered her face and rushed out of the store, and Kong Fatzi chased out, shouting while chasing: "Xiaoju, dance at night!" ”

A group of old ladies who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic also immediately followed, and the store inexplicably regained its calm!

Tai Er and I stared at each other for a few seconds, and at the same time smacked our tongues: "Is this the legendary love of square dancing with infinitely better sunset?" ”

Inexplicably messy, this matter is actually like this. (To be continued.) )