Shuang'er threw me and Wei Xiaobao into this embrace, and the four eyes of Wei Xiaobao were all straight, and they were collectively petrified in an instant, but she was still chattering in front of me, and immediately after I was stunned, my nose was not a nose and my eyes were not my eyes, and I coughed loudly, squeezing my eyebrows and squeezing my eyes, and my eyes were about to bulge, but I induced: "Hey, hey, who are you, I don't recognize you - you can see it, this is Wei Xiaobao on the side, I'm not!" ”

"I'm not looking for Wei Xiaobao, I'm looking for you!" Shuang'er didn't understand the spirit at all, and said in a daze: "Don't pretend to me that you don't know, why bother, beware of me pumping you!" ”

Hmph, as a man who is ready to get married as a rake ear, how can she be afraid of smoking, she miscalculated-I identified the priorities, and immediately regarded Wei Xiaobao as the second object of explanation, and the words did not change: "Eh, this girl must have recognized the wrong person, I don't know her!" ”

"No," Wei Xiaobao fell into the state of confusion just now and didn't come back to his senses, and reminded me that his eyes were blank and his vision was scattered: "Their eyes are both two .0, and it's enough to recruit pilots!" ”

Undeterred, I said, "I didn't look at anything else during the inspection, what if I squinted?" ”

Wei Xiaobao was very direct, he measured the distance between the two of us very much, and asserted: "We are more than three meters apart, if she squints, her eyes will have to pierce her brain to aim at you - this angle is not right at all!" ”

I was stunned for a moment, the paralyzed Wei Xiaobao looked like a scumbag, he was clearly a scholar, and the skill level of three-dimensional geometry was at least at the grandmaster level, I really couldn't find an excuse, so I simply threw the question to him with my hands: "Then I don't understand, what the hell do you say is going on?" ”

"Well......" Wei Xiaobao thought for a while before he slipped a word: "You won't be the old friend of the dealer, where have Shuang'er stayed before......" While saying that he himself seemed to have identified this assumption, he turned his face and asked without waiting for me to answer: "Okay, Shuang'er, don't play dumb riddles for me, let's talk about it, I know this friend new, are you an old acquaintance?" ”

I stared at Shuang'er nervously, for fear that her words would ruin the friendship that Wei Xiaobao and I had built so hard......

With the conversation we had just now, Shuang'er also seemed to have noticed that something was wrong, she looked at me and then at Wei Xiaobao, and said a little hesitantly: "What do you say?" ”

Wei Xiaobao patted her leg and encouraged her: "Shuang'er, don't be afraid, you know that I will never say you out loud, you can say anything, even if you were good with him before, it doesn't matter - who can not get along with each other, right, and it's a thing of the past, I've seen a lot of this kind of thing, I promise not to take it to heart!" ”

This time it was Shuang'er's turn for me and Shuang'er to be stunned, and I muttered, "I know how you can marry so many wives, buddy, your heart is not ordinary!" ”

Wei Xiaobao snorted, waved his hand and said: "You say, I don't even know who my dad is, can I pay attention to it so much - besides, I really don't think it's a big deal, really, there is still a godfather in my mother's house every day, and I can't just allow my mother to ** and not allow my wife to steal people, right?" ”

…… I think about where Wei Xiaobao grew up, don't say, it's not strange that he has this kind of idea of adapting measures to local conditions in his living environment, the so-called situation creates heroes like this, the son of a dragon and a phoenix and a mouse can make holes, Brother Bao can generously share his wife with others, it must be inseparable from his mother's education back then, it's too tough!

Shuang'er seemed to understand a little, and she suddenly said to us: "Don't say it, I almost understand what you two mean - this is my distant cousin, simply put, my uncle's wife's younger brother's daughter-in-law's cousin's niece's second uncle's brother, referred to as cousin......" After introducing me in a mess, she inadvertently squeezed her eyes at me, and then introduced me to Wei Xiaobao: "This is my ......"

I interjected naturally: "I know, this is the master you are following now or will become your husband's court official Wei Xiaobaowei Lord in the future, but he is in Cao Ying's heart in Han and is the helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, the mainstay of the anti-Qing Dynasty and the restoration of the Ming Dynasty - you don't need to introduce it, I know better than you!" ”

Shuang'er and Wei Xiaobao said 'oh' at the same time, both of them were relieved, it seemed that they were all clear, only I was still confused and secretly stamped my feet: "You guys figured it out, then what should I do - who is Shuang'er?" ”

Needless to say, the next thing must be to figure out Shuang'er's identity, things have developed to this point, I can basically conclude that he is one of our own people who came to Jin Yong's world, but I can't guess who it is, I can only barely rule out Ren Xiaoyan and Ximen Chuixue, the reason is very simple: if Brother Simon definitely doesn't have so much nonsense, even if he pretends to be a cousin, he will only say at most, and if it is Ren Xiaoyan - she will definitely not agree with me that she is Wei Xiaobao's fiancée, everyone has a heart of arrogance, But in my opinion, she should be the biggest!

Wei Xiaobao Leng Ding asked: "By the way, since you are cousins, why can Shuang'er recognize you but you don't know her, isn't it strange?" ”

"There's nothing strange about that," I said, quoting the scriptures, "There's a saying called the eighteen changes of the female college you know, this is actually the case: she has changed so much in the past few years, I don't recognize it at all!" ”

Wei Xiaobao was startled and said, "Shuang'er won't have plastic surgery, right?" ”

Shuang'er and I shook our heads again and again, and said in unison: "Don't worry, this is definitely not!" Shuang'er also swore by the way: "At most, I have my teeth banded, so my face has changed!" ”

Wei Xiaobao was relieved: "Then I understand, I've heard of this kind of thing, it is said that there is a female star called despicable, no wonder my cousin doesn't know each other!" ”

Shuang'er and I were in sync again, and we affirmed together: "Yes, that's it!" ”

I took advantage of this opportunity to give Wei Xiaobao advice, and at the same time I hope to find an opportunity to ask Shuang'er who she is, this size is a matter after all, I don't think I can sleep at night if I don't ask clearly, "Xiaobao, you see that now that we have everything figured out, let's find a place to eat, even if you are not hungry, I can't hold on!" ”

Wei Xiaobao readily agreed, looked left and right by the way, and took us straight to the largest restaurant in town...... Anyway, it is the largest of the visible piles, and Lord Wei is not short of money, so he naturally chooses the best!

The restaurant is divided into two floors, upstairs and downstairs are full of guests, looking at the fact that there is no vacancy, we just stopped Xiao Er and greeted him, not waiting for the opening of our lord has already rewarded the silver, Xiao Er immediately happily took us to the side of the window to sit down, arranged all kinds of dishes, fruits and vegetables, Wei Xiaobao according to the order It doesn't matter at all.

Shuang'er and I estimated that our minds were similar, and we both wanted to find an opportunity to say something inconvenient for Wei Xiaobao to listen to, who knew that Brother Xiaobao didn't give a chance at all, even when I said that I went to the toilet, he was happy to go with me, so that I really had no choice but to go back and find a way, just at this time the dishes had been sent up like first-class water, I was so hungry anyway that I didn't toss, and I would fill my stomach first!

was eating happily, suddenly saw a person come in at the door, Hu Ren face, wearing a big grinning pleated group robe, between his eyebrows were full of anger, came in and ran to a table without saying a word, sat down, stretched out his hand and patted it: "Steamed beef, hurry!" ”

Without waiting for Xiao Er to take advantage of the two people at the table, it turned out that these two were wearing strong suits and waist swords, and they seemed to be martial arts people, one of them suddenly shouted angrily: "Great monk, why do you understand that you sit at our table for no reason - Xiao Er, you are not allowed to serve him food, otherwise I will smash your shop!" ”

The shopkeeper stayed on the spot, and said with a sad face: "I didn't say I wanted to go up......"

Fan Seng snorted coldly, and suddenly stretched out a finger to the wine cup on the table and crossed the air, and then saw that the upper half of the wine cup fell off, and the incision was smoother and smoother than the knife cut......

Fan Seng said lightly: "Stop!" ”

The two of them hadn't taken three steps out, and when they heard this, they immediately stood up like a cat, and then turned around with a crying face, and said with tears in their eyes: "We are wrong master, if you have a large number of them, spare us once, blame us for not knowing Taishan before squirting feces in our mouths, you can do it, let us go as a fart!" ”

Fan Seng said indifferently: "I don't plan to do anything to you. ”

"Then, what do you mean by calling us......" The two grandsons were stunned: "You speak!" ”

The monk frowned and said: "Why don't you give the money for the meal, I'll eat two steamed buns and a stack of beef, and buy you such a big table of orders, you still have to be shameless!" ”

The two of them suddenly settled the meal money in a hurry, and then rushed out of the restaurant in embarrassment.

The shopkeeper quickly delivered the steamed buns and beef, and was about to leave, but the monk suddenly stopped him, took out the picture scroll from his arms and opened it in front of him, and asked, "Have you seen this person above recently?" ”

Although the shopkeeper didn't know what the big monk's actions just now meant, but seeing the two people fleeing in the wilderness, he also roughly guessed that this monk's ability was powerful, and after taking a closer look, he immediately shook his head with a smile: "Master, this person has never seen it." ”

"Hmm!" The monk nodded, then stuffed the scroll into his hand and commanded: "You go to the table and ask, tell them that as long as anyone knows the whereabouts of this person or has seen him recently, I will have a reward of ten taels of gold, go!" ”

Xiao Er, how dare he disobey, take the picture scroll and start......

Soon this picture scroll came to me, take a closer look, the painting is a handsome and handsome boy, although I don't know, but I always feel a little familiar when I look at him, and before I think of Shuang'er, he screamed softly: "Oh, isn't this Uncle Wolf?" ”

I was stunned when I saw it again, hey, don't say it, this young man's appearance is really similar to Uncle Wolf, if you kick off his full beard and be twenty years younger, it's just a mold poured out - "Don't speak!" A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, and I immediately drank Shuang'er, and said nervously: "Don't be heard." ”

"Otherwise, we'll just leave," Wei Xiaobao was more careful than me, and said directly: "Find a carriage to go, don't let this monk find out that you know this person - this foreign monk is much more difficult to deal with than our Shaolin people!" ”

"Okay, let's go!" We immediately checked out and left, in the process I secretly observed that the monk did not move, but I was not sure whether he heard it or not, I could only secretly pray that this monk would be behind his ears, or else there would be someone who could attract his attention more than our news - it would be better if someone could find out the whereabouts of that young man!

But this good wish was frustrated, and as soon as our carriage drove out of the town, we saw this monk - he stood straight in the middle of the road, and with a wave of his hand, he grabbed the reins and dragged the galloping horse alive, and said in a deep voice: "Say, did you hide Duan Yu?" ”

"Duan Yu?" My heart sank, and I blurted out as if Fu Yu's heart was born: "Are you Hatomachi? ”

Fan Monk was happy: "It seems that I guessed correctly, you are really here to save him!" ”

"What does this have to do with me!" I almost cried on the spot: "We didn't come to save him at all, just owe it, can you not be so brainy?" ”