Although I also know that these people probably know my rules, so they dress sloppily and pretend to be miserable, hoping to win my sympathy, but as long as I find out, then this person will be planted, and I will definitely kill him and want to cry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Killing some ghosts is a knife for me, and threatening them to do something for me is as easy as it gets.

But I'm also grateful to the social climate, these little ghosts don't know me, they can say that they are not afraid of me at all, and some of them even want to play tricks on me.

How is it like the resentful ghost I saw yesterday, who almost didn't kneel on my knees when he saw the red horse on my table, as for these little ghosts? I don't even know my baby.

While looking at the ghosts behind these people, I also looked at their clothes, some of them came naturally, and some of them were really deliberately poorly dressed.

As for how to tell, I naturally have my own way.

A few people finished writing, gently pushed it in front of me, and then walked outside the office one by one, and then I picked up a sheet and read it.

Zhang Dongfei, 42 years old, family members: wife, both parents, daughter......

After reading the information, he shouted outside the door: "Who is Zhang Dongfei?" In! ”

"I, I am!"

A figure walked in, sat down across from me again, and looked up to see that it was similar to the one in the information, just an ordinary person, and there was nothing wrong with it.

He was followed by a dark-faced decrepit ghost, who had been haunting him for more than a day or two.

nodded lightly and said: "You haven't had any bloody disasters at home recently, but there are many disadvantages when doing things, like what is done with computer data, but the power is accidentally cut off and not saved; Losing something important; If you drive a taxi, you always get a puncture accidentally, don't you? ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the man's eyes almost fell to the ground, he stood up excitedly, rubbed his hands on his body indiscriminately, and said in a loud voice: "Yes!" Be! Be! Please sir help me! ”

pressed his hand, motioned for him to sit down, and did not be ambiguous, I did this business at a fixed price: "I should have charged eight hundred, depending on your situation, it will be five hundred, and I will break it for you if you pay the money." ”

The man obviously knew my rules, and he took out his wallet from his bosom and pulled out ten fifty sheets and put them on the table.

I frowned and didn't speak, and the man also showed an embarrassed look, didn't pay attention to his expression, and whispered, "Close your eyes." ”

When the man heard this, he hurriedly closed his eyes, and then I turned my head to look at the ghost behind him, and I myself instantly turned into the form of a ghost.

Han Sheng said: "Do you go by yourself or will I help you go?" ”

The decrepit ghost didn't seem to react, so he had to reach out and slap him, and asked again.

This time, the decrepit ghost realized that I was talking to him, but this slap may have been a bit hard, and it actually slapped him angrily, and he pounced on me with a strange scream.

glanced at him disdainfully, raised the knife in his hand, and sent him back to the west directly, and then patted the man's shoulder and said, "It's done." ”

The man didn't seem to expect it to be done so quickly, and looked at me with some disbelief.

It's also my fault, it's okay to act and pretend to be infernal affairs, but I really can't pretend when I'm working, so every time I say it's done, these people don't believe it.

I don't have a good way to do this, so I can only say, "Go home, if it doesn't work, get a full refund." ”

Of course, if you really want to come back to me shamelessly, the two loving ghosts in my house are not vegetarians.

The man also heard my technique, was surprised for a moment, then reacted, turned around and left, but I stopped him with a word.

"Wait."

The man turned around, thinking that I hadn't cleaned him up, and his face was a little apprehensive.

waved his hand at him and said, "Don't worry, since you said that it was done, it must be done, there is something else to stop you, is there a difficulty at home?" ”

As soon as he said this, the man's face instantly turned red, and he nodded embarrassedly.

I sighed helplessly and said, "Take the money back, I don't want your money this time!" ”

Hearing this, the man was overjoyed, but still shook his head, indicating that he did not want to take it back.

I didn't ink with him, grabbed the money on the table, stuffed it into his coat pocket, pushed him out, and then pointed to a random person and motioned for him to come in.

Seeing me like this, the man respectfully thanked me twice and quickly left here.

As it was concocted, I continued to do my 'job' until the last person came, and something had happened.

This is a woman in her forties, at first glance, she is the type who will live, to put it bluntly, she is cautious, and what is written on the information is decent, neither good nor bad.

The clothes I wore were the usual clothes on the street, but I could tell at a glance that something was wrong.

This dress is obviously newly bought, the folds on it are still clearly visible, and this woman's skin is fair, and her hands are also tight and thin, which is not ordinary at first glance.

Typical come and deceive me!

She sneered a few times in her heart, but in fact, she was silent and began to observe the ghost behind her.

The ghost's death is extremely disgusting, with a long tongue sticking out, and countless scars on his face, large and small, and this kind of hanged ghost haunts people, which is the most uncomfortable.

In the middle of the night, there will be a feeling of suffocation, and my throat will be blocked, as if I have a piece of steamed bread stuck, and I can't spit it out or swallow it.

I told her the symptoms truthfully, and after the woman was convinced, I said leisurely: "Since the symptoms match, let's not talk darkly." ”

After seeing the woman nod, I finished my sentence in one fell swoop.

"It's no problem to crack it for you, I don't know who introduced you, but he must have told you my rules, it's always a fixed price, if you think it's okay, you can leave here if you can't, I don't like to be verbose."

"Your disease is quite tricky, and if I do it, I will also take a big risk, so the price is two thousand, if it is useless after treatment, the money will naturally be returned to you, you think about it yourself."

This kind of woman has to make everything clear to her beforehand, otherwise she will be like the old aunt on the train, and she will turn her face and not recognize anyone after the fact.

Sure enough, after listening to my words, this aunt's face twitched twice unconsciously, obviously it was extremely painful now, but I didn't care why she reacted.

She looked down and pretended to look at her fingernails, completely dispelling her desire to bargain.

Seeing me like this, the woman could only obediently take out two thousand yuan and put it on the table.

With a cold snort in my heart, I knew that this woman was a rich person, and ordinary people who were idle brought two thousand yuan on their bodies, anyway, I wouldn't (because I'm a dick).