Chapter 37 Scraping the ground, Lao Jun cried
In the Tushi Palace, the monkey turned around drunkenly, and did not see a single panting. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Just as the monkey was about to withdraw, the corner of his eye suddenly caught a glimpse of a gourd hanging on the wall.
"That Lao Jun is not here, since my old grandson is here, ask him for a pill to relieve hangover, I think he won't refuse stingy, right?" Talking to himself, the monkey reached out and plucked the gourd from the wall.
When I opened it, it was full of gourd pills.
The monkey was so drunk that he raised the gourd and was about to pour it into his mouth.
Just as the pill was about to fall out of the gourd and into the monkey's mouth, a big hand pressed the gourd's mouth and snatched the pill gourd from the monkey's hand.
"Okay, no one is watching, stop pretending." The person who came showed his body, not who was the pastoral wind who had disappeared for a long time.
"Hehe, Master, you're here, you're done?" Seeing Mu Feng snatch the pill from his mouth, the monkey scratched his head with a smile.
At the same time, he was still secretly scolding in his heart, this Jade Emperor Lao'er and the big bald donkey are really irresponsible, if you don't pay attention to yourself for a while, you are not afraid of making mistakes?
It was the "dereliction of duty" of those two people that caused him to be unable to eat the pills in his mouth, and he originally wanted to take the opportunity to taste the taste of Lao Jun's pills.
Looking at the monkey's facial expression, Mu Feng didn't know what idea he had in mind.
Reaching out and knocking on the monkey's head, Mu Feng said angrily, "Lao Jun's elixir, it's no good to swallow it, and you will eat it when you go back." Now hurry up and start sweeping, don't let go of any good things you see, someone will pay anyway. ”
Mu Feng was not prepared to leave room at all this time, the Jade Emperor and Rulai also made a bloody effort to pit the monkeys, and did not hesitate to promise Lao Jun many benefits, and even made a promise that they would be responsible for all losses, in exchange for Lao Jun nodding and agreeing to let the monkeys make trouble in his Tushi Palace.
It is precisely because of the promise of the Jade Emperor and Rulai that Lao Jun will gladly agree to the request of the Jade Emperor and Rulai after knowing that the monkey is no longer the monkey that anyone can calculate.
After all, if he sells favors, gains benefits, and has someone to bear the loss, why wouldn't he do it?
Besides, all his real good things have been hidden, and he is not afraid that the monkey will be able to turn them out, and all he can find are ordinary things that he can't look at.
As for the gourd imitation hanging on the wall. Nine Turns Golden Pill, the highest grade pill that he could refine, was an extra benefit that was specially left for the monkey in order to let that senior not worry about him.
is still the same sentence, everything is consumed by the Jade Emperor and Rulai, and Lao Jun is not distressed when he makes some good things.
At this time, even Lao Jun's shrewdness never thought that Mu Feng would follow the monkey to raid his cave mansion regardless of his face.
Therefore, when the Jade Emperor Rulai showed a smile, Lao Jun also smiled meaningfully.
In the Tushi Palace, the shepherd wind and the monkey are like two wild horses that have escaped the reins, and the ones that are sa huan are wreaking havoc in the Tushi Palace.
However, in the time of a stick of incense, the entire Tushi Palace was almost dug three feet into the ground by the master and apprentice, but all the good things that could be found were basically put into the monkey's storage ring.
As for why Mu Feng didn't accept it personally, joke, what is his identity, that is an existence beyond the way of heaven, how could he go to a junior's house to steal things without shame?
For example, this matter has nothing to do with him!
In the Heavenly Dao space, the Heavenly Dao, who had been secretly paying attention, vomited.
Nima, he's never seen such a shameless person, and the sky is a lesson for you, you really don't blink an eye when you fucking talk nonsense!
The avenue is on the top, quickly descend a chaotic purple thunder and kill this bastard bastard!
In the blink of an eye, the master and apprentice gathered together again.
After counting the gains of the two in the Tushi Palace, Mu Feng made a summary: The harvest here alone is enough for the return ticket of the master and apprentice.
"It's just...... The dignified old gentleman, is it just such a garbage thing? Holding his chin, Mu Feng muttered to himself, why did he not believe it so much?
Could it be that the old man still hid the good things?
Mu Feng suddenly remembered that the purple gold red gourd, mutton fat jade net bottle, dangling gold rope, seven-star sword, fire fan in the banana fan, these good things, it seems that he didn't see any of these good things.
There's no way the old man could go out and carry so many things with him, right?
No, there's a secret here!
Mu Feng, who has a talent for being a thief, keenly discovered that there must be a secret small vault here that he did not find.
Just when Mu Feng's mind flashed, Lao Jun, who was drinking tea with the Jade Emperor Rulai and had a hypocritical smile on his face, suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
How can there be a sense of foreboding?
Lao Jun was alarmed, maintaining a faint smile on his face, but secretly pinching his fingers and counting.
After a long time, Lao Jun was confused, can't he count? Someone has blinded the heavens.
This Nima is not scientific!
That's right, Lao Jun found out that this was unscientific at the first time.
Phew! No, it's not a fairy, what the hell is science?
Thinking that he is too good for Laojun, as the three corpses of the saint, and one of the three corpses of the Taiqing saint who has the highest cultivation among the saints and is the best at deducing the heavenly machine, how could there be a time when he can't count anything.
Even if the existence of the same saint blinded the heavens, he couldn't figure out the specific content, and he could figure out who wanted to trap himself!
It's not that he hasn't encountered this kind of situation where he can't calculate anything, and that is when he was measuring the tribulations a few times before.
As soon as the calamity came out, the heavens were in chaos, and even saints couldn't figure out anything.
However, although the Journey to the West has begun to appear, there are still hundreds of years before the official start, and it is impossible to be chaotic now.
Well, after ruling out many possibilities, there is only one truth!
Heaven!
It's the Heavenly Dao that wants to pit itself, so the Heavenly Machine will be chaotic, and nothing can be calculated.
After coming to this conclusion, Lao Jun cried.
Looking at the sky, thinking that he has been quiet and inactive, he has not done anything bad, why would the good way of heaven pit him?
Could it be that it was because he participated in the calculation of that senior's apprentice, and Heavenly Dao couldn't look past it and helped that person to get angry?
This is not impossible, after all, one is a Venerable who is beyond the Heavenly Dao, and the other is the Heavenly Dao, the two are at the same level, and in the case of someone violating the majesty of the Venerable, it is also possible for the Heavenly Dao to take action to maintain the majesty of the Venerable of the Heavenly Dao Realm.
As for Mu Feng pit him, he may not have even thought about it.
Didn't I see that the seniors didn't even care about the monkey in the Tai Platinum Star Pit last time? Didn't you see that the last time Bi Ma Wen didn't cause dissatisfaction among the seniors? Didn't I see that the Monkey King was sealed, and the Heavenly Palace was not far away, and the seniors didn't say a word?
In the eyes of these saints, the predecessors adopted a free-range attitude towards monkeys, and as long as they did not really endanger the lives and future of monkeys, they would definitely not interfere.
Therefore, he didn't think that other people's kind of open-minded characters would cheat themselves because of their "giving benefits to monkeys".
After combining all the circumstances, there is only one truth - it is that the emperor of Tiandao is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry, and it is Tiandao who is cheating himself!
After coming to this conclusion, Lao Jun burst into tears and asked the sky speechlessly.
Lao Jun cried, Tiandao cried more than him!
In the Heavenly Dao space, when he noticed Lao Jun's mental activities, Heavenly Dao wanted to die.
Nima, how can anything happen to you?
I? Will you help that pit than to get angry?
I wish he was going to die, okay!
Let me be angry for him? I'd rather go to the dog leash!
Looking at Lao Jun's mental activities, Tiandao has a feeling that he is going crazy, this is really a fancy lying gun, how can it not make him crazy?
And just when Lao Jun speculated who wanted to pit himself, and Tiandao was crazy about lying on his gun, Mu Feng had already launched an action on his side.
This time, in order to loot Laojun, Mu Feng also made a bloody investment.
He first blessed the cultivation of the Monkey Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm, and then used his own Dao Fruit's invocation of the law to try to use the law of space to search the entire Tushi Palace.
This trial really worked, and I really found a secret small vault hidden under the space.
Without hesitation, Mu Feng took out what was hidden inside.
Inside, there are more than a dozen gourd pseudo. Nine turns of Jindan, there is a magic treasure Lingbao that has not been found before, and Mu Feng even found an acquired treasure-level neon dress in it, but it is a pity that it is a women's clothing, otherwise this kind of good thing Mu Feng will definitely change it by himself.
Not for its defense, but because it is not stained with dust, and it is multimillions.
After looking through this pile of good things once, Mu Feng was pleasantly surprised to find that there was a gourd of nine-turn golden pills in it!
This Nine Turns Golden Pill is the highest level of pill that Taiqing saints can refine, and it is known as a divine pill that mortals can become Da Luo Golden Immortals if they eat one, but I didn't expect to see a gourd here.
Although there are only nine gourds in this gourd, although this thing is only effective when you eat the first one, although this thing may stop at Da Luo Jin Immortal in this life after eating it and becoming a Da Luo Jin Immortal.
However, this Nima is also a rare good thing!
There are so many living beings in the entire Three Realms, how many can cultivate to the level of Da Luo or above? There are only six saints, no more than twenty quasi-saints, and the rest of the beings are below the Great Luo.
Therefore, to be able to reach the Great Luo Golden Immortal with one pill, even if you stop for the rest of your life, there are a lot of people who are willing!
Looking at this harvest, Mu Feng was pleasantly surprised, and the monkey was already stupid there with his mouth open.
You can't blame him for making a fuss, it's really that he has only been cultivating for more than ten years, and he is still a rookie who has never seen much of the world at all.
There was even a moment when he thought about swallowing a Nine-Turn Golden Pill and becoming a Da Luo Golden Immortal, this temptation was too great for him.
But he soon stopped the urge again.
Da Luo Jin Xian? His goal is more than that.
He still remembers that at the beginning of his practice, Mu Feng asked him to make a choice, three ways to preach, and he chose the most difficult one to preach the Tao with strength.
He Monkey King, the Monkey King, aims to prove the Tao with strength, how can he be shaken by a Da Luo Jin Immortal.
Monkey King, the heaven he wants to see is not just a heavenly court, but the supreme heavenly way!
In the Heavenly Dao space, when you see Mu Feng using the law of space to steal, the Heavenly Dao is no longer able to complain about hunger, you are also a dignified Heavenly Dao Venerable, using the law of space to steal things, this kind of behavior of killing chickens with a knife will not make you feel ashamed?
Wait a minute! What the hell is it that uses the laws of space to steal and is ashamed of killing chickens with a knife? Isn't it a shame for a dignified Heavenly Dao Venerable to steal something?
Just when the Heavenly Dao was entangled, the monkey's idea of using strength to prove the Dao and compare with the Heavenly Dao was captured by it.
In an instant, it became even more tangled!
It stands to reason that there is such an existence that wants to go against the heavens and want to transcend the shackles of the Heavenly Dao, and the moment the Dao heart is settled, the Heavenly Dao will be tested.
Well, to put it bluntly, it is to strangle genius and strangle danger in the cradle.
It doesn't matter if he can defy the sky or not, if he dares to have this kind of thought, he will kill it first. After all, no high-ranking being wants to see an ant grow to the point of being like him.
However, looking at the pastoral wind beside the monkey, the Heavenly Dao was entangled again.
With this pit, if you lower Zixiao, you will definitely be the one who will be injured in the end.
can't hurt the other party without saying anything, and in the end he consumes himself in vain, and the most important thing is that he may fall into a pit.
So the question is, do you split, or not?
That's a problem!
I thought that the monkey had become a golden immortal, and I no longer had to worry about this problem, but I didn't expect that in the past few years, this problem would rise to a high level and appear in front of me again.
Tiandao wants to cry.
Out of sight is clear, it decided to hide for a while!
Well, what did the monkey think just now? Tiandao said that because of its long-term adherence to its post and its meticulous work, it was tired and dizzy, and it didn't see it.
No one knew that in the face of the prehistoric pit of Mu Feng, the Heavenly Dao was once again intimidated.
And after letting go of the idea of eating a nine-turn golden pill to become a Da Luo Golden Immortal, the monkey suddenly felt that the world in front of him had become wider, and the world in his eyes had become clearer.
After reaping the great benefits, the monkey set his sights on the still tangled pastoral wind.
"Master, what are we going to do next?" According to the monkey's idea, since it has been searched, it can be emptied directly, how can there be a reason to steal things and leave good things behind.
However, Mu Feng knew that there were a few things in it, which were difficult to use in the future Journey to the West.
Although without these things, the eighty-one difficulties can be supplemented with other things, but if he disrupts the advantage of his foresight, how can he play happily?
Forget it, anyway, these things can be encountered when you travel to the west, and when the time comes, you will collect them, and they should be stored here in Laojun first.
These gourd pills should be used as interest.
Endured the pain and put the spirit treasures back, and Mu Feng easily threw a few gourd pills into the space ring on the monkey's hand.
After hesitating, he threw the neon robe to the monkey again and told him to put it away.
"This kind of woman's thing, it's useless for an old man to keep it." Lightly made an excuse for his behavior of scraping the ground, and Mu Feng turned into a monkey hair and fell on the monkey.
After doing everything, the monkey pushed the door and left the Tushi Palace, went straight to the South Heavenly Gate, and escaped from the heavenly court.