10. A life without a slap in the face is still called life

"I wonder what that shopkeeper is?"

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"Cosmic Rubik's Cube, what is it? What does it look like? ”

"It's a magical thing, he's full of energy, a square look, glowing. The Nazis had access to it during World War II, but now it should be buried under the ice in Antarctica with Captain America. However, it is recommended that you better be hidden, after all, you can't deal with Lao Mei. ”

"Thank you for telling the owner, I'll investigate when I get back." After saying that, Li Zheng was taken back.

Within an hour, Li Zheng reappeared, but with more than a dozen frozen corpses and some blood samples.

"System, test the value."

There are a total of 5 mutant corpses, 7 mutant corpses, and various blood samples for a total of 5600 value points.

"Li Zheng, this is your membership card, put it away."

Li Zheng carefully took the membership card, he had done countless membership cards, but he had never cared so much about the membership card once. Just now, in order to get the corpses, I used my authority to get 12 corpses, and now I have to buy some cheats and go back to explain, otherwise the outside will have to turn the sky upside down.

Li Zheng took the membership card and selected a golden bell jar of the Thirteen Taibao Henglian, a book that was full of changes, and cost nearly 800 value points. But after thinking about it, he bought another five-hundred-year-old ginseng and spent 2,000 value points, after all, he was only in his thirties and became the leader of the dragon group, not only because of his superb force, but more importantly, because of his wisdom.

I took so many corpses just now, if I don't know how to pat the leader's ass, it is estimated that this position will have to be replaced in the future. Li Zheng, who was leaving with the goods he had bought, had just returned to his residence with his things when he heard a large group of people coming to the door outside.

"Li Zheng, I hope you can give us an explanation." A group of Li Zheng's opponents at the door said to Li Zheng.

"Colleagues, I hope to bring in the No. 1 chief, and I want to explain something important. I'm not going to say anything until the number one comes."

After everyone was gathered, Li Zheng took out the two cheats he bought at the exchange, and said the existence of the exchange, as well as the items he had just traded.

"Li Zheng, are you telling the truth?" Looking at the cheats on the table, Number One couldn't help but ask. There is a master next to No. 1, and it can be seen from the happy expression in his eyes when he checked the cheats just now that this is the real cheats.

"I swear by my personality that everything I say is true."

"Okay, then in the future, you will be fully responsible for the communication with the exchange, and these two cheats will be kept by you first, and the meeting will be dismissed, and Li Zheng will be left alone."

Li Zheng understood the meaning from the fact that he had been giving No. 1 a look just now, so he left him alone.

"Li Zheng, what's wrong, is there anything else?"

"Chief No. 1, I recently heard about you, this is the ginseng I bought back from the exchange, five hundred years old." Li Zheng handed it over quietly.

"Don't take it as an example." Hearing this, Li Zheng knew that his position was stable, and it would only become more and more important in the future.

"By the way, the chairman shopkeeper also told me something about our world."

Li Zheng said about the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and so, a conspiracy against the United States and the Avengers began.

Back at the exchange, Tang Ming sent the two people away, and also told them some news, as for what it would develop, he couldn't care. Tang Ming, who had been in the Luding Ji world for several days, went out of the exchange only to find that he hadn't returned to the original world for several days, but fortunately, he told his parents that he was going out for a few days, and there was no mobile phone signal where he went. But the others didn't say it, I guess everyone looking for me is going crazy.

So I quickly turned on the computer and connected to the signal. Dididi, okay, disappeared for a few days and just a text message.

"China Mobile reminds you that your current phone bill is less than 10 yuan, please recharge as soon as possible."

Why did I feel like crying, and it disappeared for several days, and it turned out that only China Mobile cared about me the most.

Care for me ... Concerned about the hell,, vampires.

Looking at the outside environment, I felt great, I found that there were more than a dozen yuan left in my pocket, it turned out that I had used up my savings that day to purchase equipment, and now I had what was left on my body, and I looked for a silver ingot.

That's right, I'm really stupid, I've read so many time-traveling novels, selling things, ginseng, and bringing back so many treasures from Lu Ding Ji, and selling a piece casually for tens of millions of minutes.

So, I took out a bunch of treasures from the system and began to pick them up, and I got all the treasures back at that time, basically all the calligraphy and paintings except gold and silver, and the jade were all taken back, and because they couldn't be sold for value, they were piled up there.

After picking for a long time, I picked a wrench with a good style, and a Tang Sancai (Isn't Tang Sancai a funeral item?) Why is there this in the imperial treasury, aren't you panicking? ）。 Anyway, I don't understand why people like Tang Sancai now, anyway, they don't dislike it and sell it to them.

Wrapping Tang Sancai in a book, Tang Ming came to the largest auction house in the magic capital. As a result, when they arrived at the door, the doorman did not let them in.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have an invitation?" It turned out that the auction house was holding an auction today, and the security guard saw Tang Ming's dress, a coat that I don't know what brand, a pair. What, a pair of slippers, decisively can't let him in, you have to let the manager see it, don't fire me squid.

"Well, no, do I have to have an invitation? I'm not here to auction, I'm here to sell something. ”

"Dude, don't be kidding, it's not me who laughs at you, you can sell something good if you dress like this, you read too many urban novels, so many treasures, don't tell me this is your ancestor, in fact, you crossed over and got it back."

Tang Ming looked at the triumphant security guard in front of him speechlessly, and he really guessed it.

"Brother, I really have something good to put up for auction, I don't believe you called your manager over."

"Okay, wake up, if you said such a thing when I first came, I would have believed it, and as a result, I met several people who were just like you, if I hadn't been clever, I would have been fired a long time ago. Hurry up, don't let our captain see it, or I'll have to blast you out." ”

Tang Ming was directly speechless by the security guard's words, and when he was in a dilemma, a voice came.

"What are you kid doing, don't you hurry up and let him go, he's so poor and sour, it's probably a liar again." A captain-like man shouted at the security guard.

Tang Ming saw that this was the routine of pretending to be forced to slap his face in the legendary novel.

Violence would be pointless if it wasn't for the sake of coercion. --Li Qing

"I'm telling you, I have a real treasure here, hurry up and let you know how to come, otherwise I will have your good fruit to eat at that time." Tang Ming pretended to be vicious and shouted.

"Hey, I'll go, you kid won't listen, right?" After speaking, the captain walked over and prepared to push Tang Ming.

Tang Ming is a real master now, although he hasn't practiced any kung fu on his fists and feet, but he knows everything and can deal with a few normal people.

Tang Ming turned around and dodged his push, stepped forward, and a shoulder bump flew the security captain.

"See, I'm such a powerful master, I'm not a liar, hurry up and call your manager, I'm really selling things." Say to the stunned security guard.

Seeing this, the security guard finally believed it and quickly ran to call the manager.

After a while, a man in a suit and leather shoes walked over.

"I don't know what to call sir? If you are slack, please Haihan. ”

"The contemptible surname is Tang." Tang Ming stayed in Luding Ji for a few days, and he was also infected with the ancient dialogue.

"Mr. Tang, why don't we go in first and have a cup of tea and talk slowly."

"Okay."

"Please"