Chapter 15 The Revelation of the Beard ~ Regression of Human Society?
"Wait a minute, it's all 'Mother Murder' - where does your confidence come from?" Wang Zhe suddenly figured it out, compared to the mother murder cases in the whole city~ Maybe the possibility of the black (and) society (harmony) will be more likely to fight.
"Look carefully~ The middle-aged woman who was sent just now was covered in blood, and there was a kid who had just started to grow hair next to him, and an uncle surrounded them - this is a proper family of three. Obviously, the child couldn't think of cutting down his mother, and his father was going crazy when he looked at it! Wu Ding pointed to the crowd not far away.
"The long-haired boy~ You still have the face to say others, you yourself are full of hair, and people believe you when you are forty years old!" Wang Zhe glanced at Wu Ding.
"You're not the same beard yet! It's just that you don't have it on your chin, you don't look as much as I do......" Wu Ding's defense was a little weakβafter all, Wu Ding is a rare hairy third pole figure in China.
"Indeed, you have a lot of beard. I remember you telling you: you go to the park as a family. Your grandmother is in a wheelchair, and your dad is tired after pushing for a while, so he asks you to push - how do people praise you? Look ~ how filial this son is! Isn't your grandmother in her eighties this year, why should she be in her forties if she wants to be her old man's son? If you can look like a brother with your father, I will obey you! This beard comes with a BUFF that doubles in age...... "Wang Zhe has been increasing his ability to complain since he came to 5136, and now he is also exporting."
"What's wrong with the beard? Beard~......" Wu Ding was about to refute, and suddenly stayed there.
"What's the drop~ What are you staring at me? I've got money on my face! Wang Zhe saw Wu Ding staring at him and didn't move, a little strange.
"You have no money on your face, you have eye droppings, and you have a few pimples. But you really look like money, and the more you look at it, the better you look! Wu Ding replied thoughtlessly.
"I'll go~ Are you poor and crazy? People think it looks like RMB! According to your idea, you are the best looking in our dormitory - no matter how beautiful 50 yuan is, it is not as good as 100 yuan...... We only have your height volume cross-sectional area in our dormitory, and you can handle the role of 100 blocks, because only you are fat enough! After nearly daytime edification, Wang Zhe finally lit up his troll talent.
"Don't interrupt! Let me ask you, when you started having that nightmare~ is the dream you know, did the beard start to grow wildly? Wu Ding asked with a solemn face.
"It seems to be true! What new discoveries have you made? Wang Zhe thought for a moment and felt that what he said was right.
"I'll ask you again - we have a collective nightmare, is everyone's beard growing faster? I remember that Tashi, Chang Gung, and I had slightly longer beards, and the others didn't seem to grow much beards - I hadn't been in the dorm for the past two days, so was it because other people's beards were growing faster than usual? Not including you, your situation is already very obvious......" Wu Ding said as he pointed to Wang Zhe's new beard.
"Well, their beards grow pretty fast, too. Especially Sambo, who usually doesn't have a beard, is still talking about this in the dormitory these days. Ji Yun too, when he bought you something a few nights ago, he also bought himself a razor, and he was talking about being 20 soon, and he didn't grow any longer, but his beard grew hard...... "Wang Zhe patted his head lightly and tried his best to think.
"Alright, no more talk! I understand! Wu Ding put down these words and turned to leave.
"Hey! Where are you going? Wang Zhe shouted at Wu Ding.
"Remember to shave! Tell everyone, be sure to scrape! Wu Ding's answer was incompatible.
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"Early in the morning~ Well, it's only six o'clock, what are you looking for me? Xiao Wu is not I talking about you, you are only less than 20 years old, teacher, I am almost 60 years old, I really ......" Teacher Jia was called to the academy by Wu Ding's soul-chasing serial CALL. When Mr. Jia entered the door, the phone was still ringing - Wu Ding took out the strength to call the after-sales service to repair the air conditioner in the summer, and the phone almost never stopped.
"I know the truth about the murder of my mother! It's a beard! Wu Ding ignored Teacher Jia, and the split was a sentence.
"Beard~" Teacher Jia hasn't reacted yet.
"I want you to confirm a few things with the police: first, are all the suspects, well~ people who have committed mother-killing behavior, all have fast-growing beards before the crime; Second, adolescent students in Xianshi, pay attention ~ whether men and women have a beard or facial hair growing too fast recently. Wu Ding said more and more slowly, and finally stopped.
"And the third?" Teacher Jia smacked out what Wu Ding meant, and his face also became solemn.
"How do you know there's a third?" Wu Ding asked rhetorically.
"Because everything is three! There are three periods of archaeology that say that there are three divisions in the social form of historical materialism~ especially for examples, don't they all have three points? And the most important thing is often at the end......" Mr. Jia's answer was impeccable.
"Okay~ Third, please confirm the scope of people in the police, there is a case of abnormal beard growth......" Wu Ding took a deep breath and continued.
"Do you mean~" Teacher Jia gasped.
"Well, you guessed it right. I suspect there may be one in the whole country, and not necessarily ......in the whole world," Wu Ding said, closing his eyes in pain.
"If there really is one in the whole country or the whole world, wouldn't it be the same as fighting a world war - tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of people will die! Human society will be set back by decades, right? Teacher Jia was very scared.
"You are so great~ At this time, you still have the heart to care about the well-being of all mankind - I am more worried about our country, don't forget, family planning is a basic national policy! The post-80s, post-90s, and post-00s in all urban families are basically only children, and even if they have a second child, do you think there is a difference if there is really going to be this thing? The destruction of the country and the extinction of the species is not enough for the time being, and the collapse of society is almost a ......," Wu Ding said quietly.
"No, so young people are affected, right? Aren't you all right? Teacher Jia asked rhetorically.
"This year is 2003, and there are about 1.292 billion people in the country. People with long beards and mothers are counted from the age of 15 to 25 β certainly not a few, but these people make up 20% of the country's population! In other words, there are 258.4 million people, and there is a possibility of killing their mothers! This base is already large enough~ Even one tenth, one hundredth, or even one ten-thousandth result is terrifying enough, right? Wu Ding was frightened by what he said.
"You wait~ don't go anywhere! I'll call them now! Teacher Jia said as he dialed the phone.
"Also~ ask Xu Zheng how he died! I always feel that there should be some clues there for him~" Wu Ding reminded.