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On the way to the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, Natalia always chatted with Li Zhen when she had nothing to do, which made Li Zhen very depressed. It stands to reason that it is very exciting for a big beautiful woman to take the initiative to chat, but it will be very depressing if this beautiful woman keeps spying on you about other men.
"Hey, Mr. Li Zhen, can you tell me more about those scenes of Superman and Batman fights?"
Not again! Li Zhen patted his trembling left hand depressedly, closed his eyes and began to pretend to be asleep.
"Mr. Li Zhen, what's wrong with your left hand? Is it hurt in any way? Seeing that Li Zhen didn't answer, Natalia changed the topic knowingly.
"No, there are no injuries." Li Zhen squinted, looked at the scenery outside the window and said, "It's just that I'm going to see your director again, and I always want to smoke something with my left hand!" ”
"Huh." Natalia smiled awkwardly and said for the director: "Nick. Fury isn't actually that annoying. ”
"It's not so annoying!" Li Zhen retracted his gaze and said solemnly: "But his identity always reminds me of some bad things!" ”
"For example, I never smoked SSR in those years! But I'm an angel now, so my luck shouldn't be affected by the non-chieftains, right? Li Zhen muttered without confidence in his heart.
"It's here!" At this moment, Natalia suddenly stopped the car and said.
"Well, I know your director is stingy, but it's not like you're going to build your headquarters on the plains, right? The environment is good. Li Zhen got out of the car, looked at the endless plain, and complained.
Natalia took Li Zhen to an open space and explained with a smile: "Although our S.H.I.E.L.D. is not able to build its headquarters in space like your Justice League, we also use an aircraft carrier as our headquarters!" By the way, special thanks to Mr. Batman for the teleportation equipment. ”
As soon as the words fell, a pillar of light fell from the sky, encircling Li Zhen and Natalia. Then the two of them felt their bodies lighten and slowly floated into the air.
S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, on an aircraft carrier.
As soon as Li Zhen stood firm, he saw a head with a dazzling light pestle in front of him! If Li Zhen hadn't reacted in time, he would have slapped him subconsciously!
"Welcome Mr. Kyle!" Nick, who didn't know he had escaped. Fury also stretched out his hands with a face, grabbed Li Zhen's left hand and shook it.
"Uh, thank you." Li Zhen looked at his left hand with a tangled expression, he is an angel, he shouldn't be affected by the non-chief, right? But looked at Nick. Fury's black hands, Li Zhen still thinks it's better to wash his hands quickly! Do you say it's better to use carved plaques or Liby? Forget it, go back and find some sulfuric acid!
"Dinner is ready, how about we go now?" Nick. Fury Yu Xuan straightened his waist and said.
"Forget it!" Li Zhen gave up the entanglement of what hand washing can wash away bad luck and looked at Nick. Fury's swarthy face said, "Go straight to that hapless friend of mine." ”
"Okay." Nick. Fury nodded, gestured to Natalia and led Li Zhen to the aircraft carrier.
Li Zhen followed Nick. Fury wanders around the aircraft carrier and finally arrives in a room full of strange energy.
"Mr. Kyle, I hope you don't mind. Your friend has the ability to teleport, and we're going to have to trap him by some means. "Nick. Fury saw that Li Zhen's expression had changed a little, and said calmly.
With that said, Nick. Fury opened the door and walked in first.
"Braised chicken wings, my favorite food~" As soon as he entered the door, Li Zhen heard a burst of singing! The cheapness of the voice made Li Zhen almost want to burn a holy flame!
"Didn't Natalia sew his mouth shut?" Li Zhen turned around with black lines and asked Nick. Fury.
"You know, your friend has a lot of resilience." Nick. Fury pointed to a thin line on the ground and shrugged.
"Okay, can you give the two of us a separate space?" The corners of Li Zhen's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly.
Nick. Fury didn't speak, and made a gesture of please.
"Hey, Wade!" Li Zhen walked into the room and closed the door. Say hello to a perverted man in a tight suit tied up in the room.
"How many times have I told you, I won't say anything unless I bring me a plate of braised chicken wings!" The perverted man in the tights heard the voice, said angrily, and then turned his head: "Wow! See who's coming? My best friend, yellow-skinned angel! Feed! Is there anyone out there? Serve me two plates of braised chicken wings, even better with goose wings! Another bottle of Red Star Erguotou, I want to entertain my friends! ”
"I can't remember when I had a friend like you!" Li Zhen felt that the black circles under his hood were not obvious enough, so he made up two punches: "Deadpool, let's talk, what's the matter with me?" ”
That's right, this person who trespassed into the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters and threatened to be Li Zhen's friend was the famous Deadpool!
"Hey, I'm so sad you say that! I've even gone through the dimensional barrier to send you a message! Deadpool crawled over like a caterpillar and leaned over to Li Zhen's side and whispered.
"Dimensional barrier? A comic book version of Deadpool? Li Zhen's brows tightened, and a layer of enchantment was laid down with his hands: "Which dimension are you from?" ”
"Oops!" Deadpool lay on the ground and rolled and yelled: "This baby's mouth has been sewn ~ a plate of braised chicken wings is needed to untie it!" ”
"Will you try braised chicken wings again?" Li Zhen clenched his fists and shook it in front of Deadpool.
"Well, I don't know what dimension it is." Deadpool immediately stood up and said solemnly, "All I know is that I just took a comic book from an old man that day, and my broken belt took me to a tattered rental house!" ”
"Ahem!" Li Zhen hurriedly coughed twice.
"Well, it's a new house that has just been renovated. The new Chinese decoration style is still very good! A single dog, phew, an oriental man who looked handsome, honest and kind, and had a very sunny smile received me. Deadpool somehow broke free from the rope and read it seriously with a cell phone.
"Something always feels wrong?" Li Zhen looked at Deadpool with black lines: "You seem to be in Marvel's management, right?" Why do you lick an Oriental like that? ”
"There's no way, the county official might as well be in charge now~ I still want to appear in two more chapters!" Deadpool squeezed the phone and shrugged helplessly.