115. Everyday humor chapters

"Shhh Broken, cut off the feet of children and grandchildren? The scene in front of him made Li Zhen couldn't help but play a mouthful of saliva: "The ultimate killing move that only the strongest blind monk can put forward in the legend is unexpectedly able to see it in my life!" ”

Looking at the supermaster who fell directly to the ground and foamed at the mouth, even his old opponent Lex. Luthor couldn't help but observe a three-second silence for him.

"I suppose Superman is the biggest boss of your Justice League, right?" Lex. Luthor glanced at Superman jealously and whispered to Li Zhen.

"Do you think anyone else would dare to compete with him for the boss's position?" Li Zhen wiped the cold sweat on his head, silently pressed the mobile phone with the video function in his hand a few times and threw it back to his wings.

"Where did I in your world get the courage to go against him?" Lex. Luthor now only felt the wind in his crotch, chilling.

Li Zhen glanced at Lex. Luthor glanced at him: "Believe me, this is a big move." An enemy of your level doesn't deserve to be used by Superman. ”

While chatting, Superman flew over slowly, he hesitated for a long time, leaned in front of Li Zhen and whispered, "Kyle, that scene just now ......."

"You guys are fighting and the dust is so big, I don't see anything!" Li Zhen said categorically: "But Lex. I don't know if Luthor sees anything! ”

Superman looked at Lex with a threatening gaze. Luther, Lex. Luthor hurriedly pointed to his bright head and swore that this matter would always rot in his heart, and if it leaked out, he would not die well!

At that moment, a red lightning bolt streaked in the distance. With a cloud of dust, the Flash came to them.

"Hey, Kyle. My mission is done, but unfortunately I don't see that Johnny. Quick! The Flash shouted excitedly as soon as he stopped.

"Ahh Superman pursed his lips and motioned for Flash to look over: "Johnny. The Quicker happened to come to us and was arrested. ”

"Hey, Superman, you just kicked that hard enough! Martian Manhunters didn't dare to come over when they saw it! The Flash glanced at Johnny. Kuaike, and then exclaimed at Superman.

Superman was stunned for a moment, frowned and asked, "You just saw it all?" ”

"Nope." The Flash shook his head, then pointed at Li Zhen and said, "But Kyle just recorded your battle and posted it to our circle of friends." ”

"Huh? The Joker's soul has found the Angel Eagle, and I'm going to have to hurry over to meet her! Li Zhen felt that something was wrong when he heard it, and he hurriedly flashed after whispering a word.

Unfortunately, before he could turn around, Superman yelled at him, "Kyle, stand there for me!" If you dare to run away, I will give you a cross! Also, give me your phone! ”

"Uh, okay." Li Zhen took out his mobile phone and handed it to Superman in frustration, and looked at the Flash with resentment: "Barry, Barry, you really deserve to be the Flash!" I just uploaded it and you're here to leak it! Can you stop being so quick next time? ”

"I think you're the Flash! It's not been a minute since the battle ended, and you've already edited it and uploaded it to your circle of friends! Superman glared at Li Zhen through gritted teeth, turned on his phone, and clicked on the "justice" icon on the desktop (justice: a chat software unique to superheroes, integrating chat, video, positioning, and dynamics........ All functions in one. Li Zhen proposes that Bruce make software, Tony encrypts it, and Barry and his friends provide cross-parallel universe chat technology).

Open the circle of friends, the first one is the Superman battle video that Li Zhen just uploaded, title: Shocked, Superman actually did this kind of thing to his evil body!

It's been less than 2 minutes since it was uploaded, and more than 30 people have liked it. The comments below are even more unfinished!

"If a man wants to get by, he must have green (Professor Banner): Superman doesn't want his race to flourish?

My girlfriend broke up with me, and it has nothing to do with the color of my uniform (Green Lantern): Man, you should be cruel to yourself!

Unweaned Wimpy (Shazam): 666

Three-second fast man (Flash): Recently lost a salted fish, characterized by discharge, shouting 666.

Tsundere President (Iron Man), who can only be hard by relying on foreign objects: I just soaked two big stars, so you can show me this?

Tsundere's president's domineering secretary (Pepper): Tony, didn't you say you were going to talk about a business? Come back and kneel on the keyboard for me!

Female Man (Superwoman): @佩佩, I'll give you a pair of keyboards, and I'll play games. I specially asked Batman to help me make it, absolutely sturdy! The Hulk hammered it for half an hour and it was fine!

..............”

"Kyle, to be honest, if the notes in your phone leak out, you will definitely be killed!" After reading the notes in Li Zhen's mobile phone address book, Superman couldn't help but say to Li Zhen.

"You're not angry?" The Flash asked Superman curiously.

"What is there to be angry with a dying man!" Superman sighed with emotion and returned the phone to Li Zhen.

“(? 0_0? The Flash had a black question-mark face.

"I just took a screenshot of all the notes on Kyle's phone and sent it to my mailbox. When this matter is over, I will also post a circle of friends to share it with you. Superman said lightly.

Li Zhen didn't say a word when he heard this, and directly rushed over and hugged Superman's thigh and cried: "Big guy, if you have something to say!" I'm still a kid! ”

"A child who is 1.9 meters tall? You angels really know how to play. The Flash couldn't help but complain.

Li Zhen glanced at the Flash with disdain: "According to the lifespan of our angels, I have just passed my infancy at this age. ”

"What's your cheek?" The Flash made no secret of his disdain.

"Didn't you borrow it last time because you weren't thick-skinned enough?" Li Zhen easily replied to the past.

"Borrowed?" The Flash thought seriously for a while before he understood what Li Zhen meant: "You actually said that I have a two-skinned face!" ”

"Enough! Can't you two be quiet? Superman was overwhelmed by the two of them, and yelled at them.

"Big guy, I've been very quiet~ Look at my pure eyes~" Li Zhen's eyes widened vigorously, and he blinked at Superman with purity and immaculateness.

"Dead open!" Superman couldn't help it, and kicked Li Zhen away: "Hurry up and find that Eagle Angel!" I'm with Lex. Luthor goes to put the Speedmaster with Johnny. Quicker imprisoned! ”

"Okay big guy, obey the big guy!" Li Zhen took advantage of the situation and spread his two pairs of wings behind his back and flew in the direction guided by the clown's soul.

"Ever since Kyle appeared, the glorious and divine image of the angel in my heart has completely collapsed!" The Flash looked at Li Zhen's distant figure and couldn't help but sigh.

"But you have to admit that he is more reliable than the angels of mythology!" Superman also glanced at Li Zhen's back and said.

Just when the two of them sighed, Li Zhen suddenly returned: "I'm sorry, I went the other way." ”

"When I didn't say it."