Chapter 102: Old Sun... It's worth it in this life
Three days later......
"Selling steamed buns, freshly baked buns!"
A voice came from all over the streets. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw a monkey slowly passing through the streets and alleys with two baskets of steamed buns.
The sound came from the monkey's mouth.
The people around him were also surprised by the talking monkey.
Anyone can survive on a planet full of non-humans.
It's not weird to other creatures that can talk, right?
......
"What? Buns haven't sold out yet? No food to eat tonight! ”
In a small shop, a girl's exclamation was heard.
"It's just that there's no food for you."
In the girl's hand, she held a small turtle, and was looking at the monkey with disdain.
The monkey's already lowered head hung even lower.
"Okay, but I'm really hungry......"
The voice like a mosquito sounded, if it weren't for the fact that the cultivation of the two people in front of them was quite high, it would still be a problem if they could hear clearly.
He Songqiang held back a smile and watched the two happy enemies in front of him bury each other.
He knew that the maiden, Ahri, had left a lot of food in the monkey's room.
Now this expression is just pretending to be a monkey joke.
"Now, I'll give you a bun and eat it."
I saw Ahri's face full of reluctance, and he took out one of the unsold buns and handed it to the monkey.
I saw that the monkey kept staring at the bun in his hand in a daze.
"What? Isn't that enough? The two steamed buns were not sold out...... Alas, I don't know if it will be sold out in the future. ”
A girl named Ahri was about to count the monkeys, but then her expression became depressed.
Squatted down and looked at the buns in the cage drawer, his face full of bitterness.
A thin murmur with a crying voice came: "Could it be that the buns made by Ahri are so unpalatable?" ”
The monkey trembled when he heard this, and hurriedly stuffed the bun in his hand into his mouth.
A muffled voice sounded:
"Ahri, don't be like this, the buns you make are the most delicious buns in the world, really!"
Looking at the monkey's serious face, Ahri smiled slightly, and then said:
"That's good, since you like to eat the buns I made so much, then you can eat all these two steamed buns."
In the end, his face changed, and he turned around and threw He Song on the monkey's head.
Then "Kick Kick ......" ran straight into the bedroom.
The stunned monkey looked at the two steamed buns in front of him in a daze.
He Song couldn't help but laugh out loud at the monkey's head.
As a result, the monkey's eyes widened, and his hands were raised above his head.
I tried hard to pull He Song off the top of my head.
"You come down for me, I just took off the shackle spell, and you ran up on my head again, come down!"
The monkey was anxious and dragged He Song desperately.
He Song did not move at all on the top of the monkey's head, and was even in the mood to mock the monkey.
"I said, monkey, did you really jump out of a rock? It's very similar to a legend in my hometown. ”
"I just jumped out of the rock, what's that legend of yours?"
The monkey was puzzled, and even the strength in his hand was a little weaker.
"In my hometown, there is a myth about a monkey named Sun Wukong, who accompanied Tang Seng to the west to learn scriptures......"
As He Song said slowly, the monkey's hands unconsciously lowered from the top of his head.
With tears in his eyes, he said:
"Old Sun, this life is worth it!"
"The story you told is exactly the same as my experience, but before I came, I was eating and drinking spicy food in Gao Laozhuang, and when I woke up, I came here."
"I don't know, if the master is still waiting for me in Gao Laozhuang, and I don't know if the master was captured by the monster......"
"Moreover, my name is Monkey King! I am Monkey King! ”
Just under He Song's bewildered face and Sun Wukong's proud and ambitious expression.
From the side came a cold voice that seemed to be mixed with ice:
"You two, tomorrow's breakfast is gone, what's the noise in the middle of the night? Let no one sleep beauty sleep! ”
But Ahri walked out of the room in her pajamas.
Sun Wukong turned around and looked.
"Poof......
A nosebleed erupted.
"Big... Big... It's so big...... Old grandson, in this life... It's worth it! ”
"Plop ......"
Then he fell to the ground and looked at the sky with a drooling expression.
He muttered, "Big... Really big ......."
Ali:......
He Song: ......
What about the rhetoric of this thing???
After a while, Ahri saw that the monkey was still lying on the ground.
His face darkened, and he closed the door with a "snap".
Went on to sleep for her beauty sleep.
He Song, who left a smile, and the monkey lying on the ground smirking.
......
"Sister Ahri, can you lend me the little turtle in your hand to play?"
Ahri was playing with He Song in the bun shop at this time, and He Song looked helpless.
I saw a little Lori turn out of the corner at this time, and a crisp voice sounded.
But seeing Ahri playing happily, and the child's playful personality together, he said these words.
Hearing someone speak, Ahri took his gaze away from He Song and looked at the little Lori who spoke.
"Anne, sister, I don't have soy sauce here."
Ahri didn't answer the question, and deliberately looked away, with an expression that I didn't know anything.
Annie:......
He opened his mouth, but finally didn't speak.
Then he left with a tangled face, but he was still thinking about the little turtle in Ahri's hand.
He Song was lying on the monkey's head incognito at this time, watching the monkeys sell Ahri's buns one by one.
He Song in the hands of Ahri? A doppelganger technique, a doppelganger condensed with energy, at his level, can condense hundreds of millions at will.
"Guys, do you need buns? This time it's new. ”
When the monkey pushed open a door again and said this.
"Sister Dao, it's this monkey, grab the golden hoop stick in his hand, and we'll send it."
A middle-aged man with an obscene appearance and a pistol said to a girl sitting at the cash register:
"Sent it? A lot of money? ”
A female customer sitting in the store wondered:
The middle-aged man glanced at the female customer, and then said:
"Of course, you say, a piece of gold can be bigger and smaller, how much money does it have to be sold?"
"Money? A lot of money? ”
The female customer's eyes were glowing green.
Staring at the golden rod in the monkey's hand.
"With this money, I can buy a lot of clothes, cosmetics, and good food! And most importantly, my dowry is finally in place! ”
The female customer muttered as if no one was around:
"Monkey, can you give me your stick?"
But it was the female customer who walked up to the monkey and asked expectantly:
The monkey was startled by the green light in its eyes.
"It's... This benefactor, I can't give you my stick, this is my weapon. ”
"Oh...... Since you don't give it, then ...... Rob! ”
What started out as a gentle voice has become like ice in the end.
I saw the woman suddenly pull out a broken giant sword from behind her.