The three people's narration was as dramatic as the plot, and it was fascinating, Deng Haoran listened attentively, and before he knew it, a cup of coffee was in his stomach, and he called for another cup of Blue Mountain.

After a while, the waitress came from the counter with a tray of coffee. Suddenly, a large hand reached out from a seat and grabbed her arm, only to hear a man say in a vague English: "Hey, waitress, you-look-so-nice!" ”

As a result of the accident, the waitress was unsteady in her hands, the cups on the tray were flipped to the side, and the coffee was scattered everywhere, including the big hand.

“oh，**！ what-have-you-done? You-**ing-Bitch! The man growled.

Long Xirui sat next to Deng Haoran, and she followed the prestige and saw a majestic back and curly blonde hair in the seat in front of her.

The waitress was so frightened that she panicked, and the whole person froze in place. When the boss heard the voice, she hurriedly came over to play the round, she was also a woman, and she spoke softly, with a little southern accent: "Sir, I'm really sorry!" Seeing that the foreigner seemed to understand it, she translated her words into English. Sir, we-apologize-to-you (I'm sorry, sir)! i-believe-it's-a-misunderstanding! She took out a tissue and wiped her big hand herself, and said to the waitress who was stunned, "You go make another cup of coffee." ”

Soon, the big hand was wiped clean, but it suddenly flipped its palm and grabbed the female boss's arm, which made her scream softly.

Deng Haoran finally couldn't help but get up and walked over, only then did he find that there was a person sitting opposite the big man who was talking about birds, a Chinese woman dressed in fancy clothes, and saw that her pair of Danfeng eyes shot a sharp light, staring at him coldly. Deng Haoran couldn't help but slow down, this slight change caused a hint of pride in those phoenix eyes. The woman lit a slender cigarette and spat out an ethereal smoke ring. Through that haunting mist, Deng Haoran saw a colorful flower carved into the nail of her right index finger, and based on his experience, he believed that it was a lotus flower.

Deng Haoran smelled the smell of high-quality tobacco, and felt a little addicted to smoking, but suddenly realized in his mind that Long Xirui was beside him, so he settled down, grabbed the wrist of the big hand, and shouted: "Let go!" ”

The moment he succeeded, Deng Haoran realized that his huge palm could not completely surround the thick wrist, but he didn't forget to exert his strength suddenly, and the golden retriever felt pain in his wrist, and reflexively let go of the female boss's arm.

“oh，**！” He screamed and stood up, the tall man who was more than 190cm tall and weighed more than 100kg made Deng Haoran look a little short.

Seeing that his hand had been released, Deng Haoran also let go of his five fingers, took out his ID from his arms, and said, "police!" He squinted at the woman opposite the foreigner and said, "Tell your friend the big white pig that his behavior has constituted sexual harassment." ”

“police？ ha！ ha！ ha！ The big white pig sneered a few times and asked his female friend, "lotus, what-did-this-little-'hobbit'-say?" He believed that he was tall and strong, and laughed at Deng Haoran for being like a short hobbit, and after he finished speaking, he deliberately stood up straight, looked down at Deng Haoran, and had a contemptuous smile on his face.

Lotus blinked her Danfeng eyes, then stared at Deng Haoran coldly, and said to the foreign devil: "this-mr.-police-said-you-looked-so-tall, so-perhaps-you-should-sit-down (This police gentleman said you look so tall, maybe you should sit down). After she finished speaking, she smiled lightly at Deng Haoran, her expression was cold and amazing, and she continued, "This senior engineer just showed the open side of the Americans, but in your eyes, it has become sexual harassment, police officer, you are making a little fuss." ”

Her cold smile made Deng Haoran feel that his face was hot, his heart was beating faster, and he couldn't find a suitable dialogue for a while.

The American pig, who could only understand English, laughed and sat down and said, "OK! now-i-look-shorter, ha! ha！ ha！ He smiled and pointed at Deng Haoran, "than-you!" ha！ ha！ ha！ ”

"did-youe-from-texas?" At this time, Xie Sanqiu, who only heard from behind, asked.

“aha！ How-do-you-know-that? The big white pig looked at Xie Sangqiu with a look of surprise.

"ording-to-your-typical-ent."

“ha！ ha！ i-love-China! i-love-you-sexy-ladies (I love you sexy ladies)! The big white pig's eyebrows danced and looked at the three beauties in front of him, the young Lori's Hua cub, Xie Sangqiu, and the extraordinary, Long Xirui, his eyes became straighter and straighter.

Lotus swept a slightly jealous glance at the three of them with his phoenix eyes and said, "Edward, don't-et-our-business. today-i'm-going-to-use-my-tongue,in-a-way-that-god-could-have-never-imagined. With that, she opened her mouth and spit out her tongue, only to see a tongue stud in the center of the tongue that looked beautifully worked.

Edward, the big white pig, turned his head excitedly and said, "Oh, my-dear-lotus, i-know-you-are-always-the-best!" OK, let's-go! Seeing the waitress come with another cup of coffee, he took out a stack of 100 yuan and threw it on the tray, saying, "my-bill-and-your-tip." He then sneered a few times and walked away.

When Lotus got up and was about to leave, Deng Haoran whispered to her: "Be careful to play too much and ignite the fire!" ”

Lotus spat out another smoke ring, still staring coldly into his eyes, and said, "If you want, I'm willing to kill that Texas-state-big-white-pig for you." She said word for word, then stuck out her tongue again, showing off the tongue stud, and then twisted her graceful posture and turned away.

"Virtue! It's not a pheasant, no wonder people say that women run with foreigners nowadays! Hua Cub, who had been silent for a long time because she didn't know English, finally spoke, "By the way, Dr. Xie, how did you hear that foreign devil was from Texas?" ”

Xie Sanqiu pushed the frame with his index finger and said: "I am a Ph.D. student in the United States, and I have been to Texas, where there are mostly blacks, and the Texas accent is characterized by a strong voiced pronunciation, so it sounds very vague. ”

"It turned out to be a hillbilly in the United States, but he came to China to pretend to be arrogant, bull**!" Hua Xiao'er shouted.

"But this kind of person is accompanied by beautiful women when he arrives in China, alas!" The landlady sighed softly.

"Phew! No matter how beautiful it is, it's just a flower on cow dung, no matter how beautiful it is, it's disgusting to look at! Hua Cub said and picked up the banknotes on the waitress tray, fell down again, and said, "After all, it's not this thing that is making trouble!" ”

She was talking passionately, when she suddenly found that Long Xirui was looking at her with a smile, so she had to open her palm, and it turned out that there were a few hundred yuan folded inside. She put the bills back on the tray and said, "Trick it up and set the mood." Immediately afterward, she raised the pirated disc in her hand, changed the subject, and said, "Don't say it, that Texas pig is really similar to this chainsaw murderer, the murderer can't be him, right?" ”

Everyone looked into her hand, which was the cover of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prequel", and under the thick smoke, they saw the back of a butcher-like big man, who carried an eerie chainsaw in his right hand, which was shocking.

"Alright, cub, stop being alarmist." Deng Haoran picked up the Blue Mountain coffee on the tray, drank it all, and then said to the female boss, "In the future, if you encounter a similar situation, you can call the police." ”

"Got it, thanks to a few people who helped us out today." The female boss said gratefully, and at the same time took out her business card and handed it to the four people, and the name printed on the business card was Yang Weixue.

Deng Haoran took out his mobile phone and dialed the mobile phone number on the business card, and said, "Boss Yang, you can call this number if you have any situation in the future, my name is Deng Haoran." ”

Hua Cub next to him said, "Although I can't protect this place, it's okay to bring a few more people to taste your coffee." ”

Yang Weixue smiled and said, "Thank you! Welcome to all of us! ”

Deng Haoran was about to take back his mobile phone, when suddenly the ringtone rang, and his face changed slightly after connecting the phone.

"Okay, I'll go over right away." Deng Haoran hung up the phone, glanced at Long Xirui and Xie Sangqiu successively, and said, "He Like has woken up, and the doctor said that her condition is stable at present, but she doesn't want to see anyone." Dr. Xie, it looks like you're going to have to do it for a while. ”

The hospital is about a forty-minute drive from the English community. Hua Cub, who was sitting in the passenger seat, proposed to watch the horror movie in his hand on the car DVD.

"Aren't you scared, cute cub?" Deng Haoran asked.

"Who said I wasn't afraid! But with the police uncle by my side, I'm not afraid! Hua Xiao'er said and hummed Guo Meimei's masterpiece "Not Afraid, Not Afraid", "Besides, there are still Detective Miaohua and Doctor Xie, even if I am scared to death, there is still Doctor Xie who can give me first aid." ”

"When you're scared, just close your eyes." Xie Sangqiu said.

"It's a trick, or a psychologist has a way." Hua Cub said, and has stuffed the disc of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" into the DVD.

"For a while, please don't yell and affect the driver's mood." Deng Haoran said.

Hua Cub put her index finger in the center of her lips, "shh ”

Deng Haoran shook his head helplessly, turning the steering wheel in his hand from time to time. Inadvertently, he saw a red convertible BMW parked on the side of the road not far away, and for a moment from far to near, the sound of heavy metal music gradually intensified until it was deafening. And sitting in the driver's seat was the big Texas white pig Edward, with a lustful expression on his meaty face. Suddenly, a hand reached out from his lower body and pressed against his bare chest covered with chest hair, and on the nail of his index finger was a brightly colored lotus flower.

Deng Haoran was startled when a woman's pretty face lifted from under the steering wheel of the BMW, and a little mucus was still sticking to the corners of her mouth. She stroked her slightly messy hair, blinking two decadent phoenix eyes and meeting Deng Haoran's eyes. He saw a sign on the fair skin on her chest above the car door.

The two cars passed by, Deng Haoran still looked at the backs of the two through the rearview mirror, and a taste of mixed feelings came from the bottom of his heart. "I thought that the money worshippers were just a product of Western capitalism!" He sighed.

Long Xirui, who was sitting behind him, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "Maybe everyone has their own ambitions!" Did you notice that strange mark on her? ”

"You mean the solitary man on her chest?" Deng Haoran asked.

Long Xirui said thoughtfully: "Well, I feel that this poor money worshipper girl is full of weirdness. ”

"Whew! I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh in the back of a bike. This kind of money-worshipping girl is more than pitiful! Hua Cub gritted her teeth and said hatefully, "It may be more appropriate to call her a loser girl, she is a person, she loses her people, but she loses the dignity of the whole country!" ”

"Yo! Teacher cub, your criticism is really intriguing! I really want to free my hands to applaud you. Deng Haoran turned the steering wheel with both hands and praised.