Chapter 36. Zhu Dashao, who came back to life
The host of Lingquan Temple was admitted to the hospital, and Zhu Dashao was even more unscrupulous, eating and drinking in the temple all day long, and secretly took women into the backyard of the temple to do what they wanted, making a temple a place where dirt and dirt were hidden and smoky. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info A few buddies also praised Zhu Dashao and found a fun place.!
One day, a few guys came to Zhu Dashao to play, a while full of wine and food, a few guys took advantage of the wine, came to the main hall together, admired the Buddha statue, and commented on the head. Then a guy really drank too much, and lay at the feet of Guanyin Bodhisattva with a wild squirt, and immediately a bad smell in the main hall emitted. When a few people saw it, they hurriedly pulled up the people who vomited wine and left, and after everyone left, the Guanyin statue suddenly opened its eyes, and a sigh came, "I want to purify all sentient beings, but I don't want sentient beings to be saved, so don't want this Fa-abiding statue!" Then put his hands together and stretched out his fingers, only to see a sound of clicking, and the Buddha statue collapsed on its own.
As if the movement of an earthquake, the monks in the temple heard the movement, came to the main hall, and saw the collapsed statue of Guanyin, and were dumbfounded!
When Master Huiyun found out, he couldn't help crying, and fainted again in extreme self-blame!
The monk of Lingquan Temple fried the pot, after figuring out the reason, they all took brooms and sticks, rushed into the backyard, Zhu Dashao and others saw the movement from a distance, went out to see, and when they heard the sound of "I rely on", and then ran away,
The monks drove a few guys down the mountain, and then went back to the temple to find a way to reshape the Buddha statue, after Zhu Dashao ran down the mountain, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, when did Nima suffer from this bird gas, isn't there a lot of people. Lao Tzu knows a lot of people, these bald donkeys, etc., will make you look good.
A few guys took out their mobile phones, dialed the phone, contacted, after more than half an hour, came more than a hundred young people who were angry, holding sticks and watermelon knives, and walked over together, Zhu Da was rare, did not hesitate any longer, and had already put Lao Tzu's words aside, with a wave of his hand, the brothers, quite a feeling of high spirits, how far-sighted the monks of Lingquan Temple had seen so many people, and hurriedly closed the mountain gate, and a group of people ran to the backyard, climbed in from a tree, and then rushed to the mountain gate viciously, and the monk stepped forward to stop, As a result, he was cut and fell to the ground, and when other monks saw it, they quickly helped him up and ran through the back door!
Everyone saw that there was no monk in the temple, laughed unscrupulously, ran to the main hall to look east and west, and ran to the bell tower to ring the bell. The bell is still melodious and long-term, but it is chaotic, and when the police come, the temple has already been empty, where is the shadow of Zhu Dashao and a group of fox friends and dogs. Ran early!
After the police left, the monks began to preside over the temple, but they felt a little different, they couldn't say what was different, they just felt a chill behind their backs, a little deep feeling!
At night, a gust of wind blew, the black fog rose, and a ghost appeared from the black fog, spied on the temple, and then laughed wildly, good place, there is no yang energy, and the Buddha's light is gone. Practicing here couldn't be better! So he fell down, turned into a statue of Guanyin Buddha, and sat cross-legged on the statue of Guanyin that had collapsed in the main hall! Put your hands together and get serious!
The next day, the monk came in to see that the statue of Guanyin was intact and stood in the main hall. The law is solemn, hurriedly called the chief monk, the chief monk came in with the temple monk to see, amazing, the Bodhisattva appeared, hurriedly bowed, after worshipping, sent a little monk to report to the host. Then a group of monks in the temple bathed and changed clothes, and then returned to the main hall, knocking fish and chanting, and it was three days to do it.
Three days later, the main hall was opened to the public and incense was offered. After seeing the monks leaving, the statue finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the damned bald donkey arrived. It's finally over!
The presiding monk seemed to hear the voice and hurried back to the main hall, where everything was as usual. After being stunned for a while, he left the main hall, and after the monk left. The statue actually moved, then stretched and said to himself: "Nima is so tired of pretending to be a Bodhisattva"!
The next day, after the temple's propaganda, it was said that the Bodhisattva appeared and responded to requests. Good men and women stepped one after another, and the monster looked at the people who were burning incense and kowtowing in front of them, and when each person kowtowed, a trace of yang energy would enter the monster's body, and the monster became smug in order to find a good place to cultivate!
Gradually, the monster became more and more bold, absorbing one trace at first, and began to absorb two threads after a day, people found that they came in to ask the Buddha to make a wish, but there was no benefit, and their bodies began to feel uncomfortable. When sickness arises, people gradually come into disappearance.
One day, a beautiful woman came to ask for the Buddha, begged Guanyin to send a child, and suddenly a sentence came to people's ears after kneeling, "If you want to send a child, you must dedicate yourself, are you willing"? The woman listened, looking for people everywhere, and then the Buddha statue moved, and said, "You look up"!
When the woman looked up, she saw the Buddha statue blinking at her, and she was stunned, what happened to Nima? The face of the Buddha statue shows a humanized and looks a little obscene.
"As long as you dedicate yourself to giving me a boy, the world doesn't know, there must be a pay, you can think about it and come again, the woman was stunned and said, isn't Guanyin Bodhisattva a woman? Could it be a lily?
Poof, the monster didn't hold back, laughed and spewed out a mouthful of saliva, and then revealed its original form, a monster with a cloak spreading, black as black charcoal, open its teeth but a row of snow white, forming a strong contrast!
The woman screamed in fright when she saw it, and ran away, shouting and running: "Ghost, haunted", the monster said with a hippie smile behind her: "Little lady, don't run, you haven't promised me yet, do you want to have a male baby?"
The woman ran faster, and the woman's shouting alarmed the monks and tourists in the temple, all walking quickly to this side, and the monster saw someone coming, and hurriedly went back to transform Guanyin Bodhisattva, revealing a solemn appearance!
When the woman's husband heard his wife's shouting, he hurriedly ran over, helped his wife, and asked his wife what was wrong.
Seeing so many people surrounding her, the woman told everyone what had just happened, and everyone didn't believe it, so she ran to the main hall and looked at the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva, touched it with her hands, knocked it here, and some picked up the hammer that struck the gong on the side, knocked left and right on the Buddha statue, and found nothing, and suspected that the woman was lying, so she walked away.
The woman was helped out of the hall by her husband, and at this time the hall was empty, and the monster returned to its original shape, grinning and rubbing the place where it had just been hit by the gong and mallet, and the sentence came out of her mouth, it is not easy to deceive the color.
Who knows, this sentence was heard by the woman's husband, and he was half-convinced, but this time he believed it, and ran to the main hall to see, where is there a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva, is it clearly a monster standing in that position!
At this time, the monster also raised its head and looked at the man in front of him, the two of you look at me, I look at you, the monster's body moved, it became huge, its head was scattered, its eyes were like copper bells, its mouth was opened, its long scarlet tongue was exposed, and its hands with pointed nails stretched out and pounced on the man.
Fortunately, it was daytime, but it still scared the man, so he raised his legs and ran, ran to his wife's place, and the two converged and ran out of the temple together. Looking at the mountain gate of Lingquan Temple with palpitations, the monster was scared away when he saw the people, returned to the main hall, and turned into a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva, waiting for the arrival of good men and women!