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- Well, just ignore it.

The simple door slowly closed behind him, and Zhou You snapped his fingers lightly, and the passage that shuttled through turned into a point of light in the sky.

Then I saw someone casually open the refrigerator, take out a can of beer, put it on the sofa, and look up at the ceiling idly. "It's really peaceful......

The girl named Mo'er turned into a snow-white kitten the moment she walked through the door, and after Zhou You collapsed on the sofa, she immediately jumped up with a light car, lay on his legs, rubbed it, and then snored in satisfaction.

- As long as I pretend not to see, then the naked pervert in front of me does not exist, yes, as long as-

"Hey, I'm an old acquaintance, but you still make me feel very sad about this." The uninvited guest in front of him was carrying an identical can of beer, which must have been brought from someone's refrigerator, and he looked innocent. "Is this your hospitality? Traveling children's shoes? ”

Glared viciously at the pervert who was not covered in the whole body for a few seconds, and realized that he couldn't kill people with his eyes alone, Zhou You sighed as if he had given up, and said helplessly. "I don't remember ever having an exhibitionist, a curiosity hunter, and a ......"

Zhou You glanced at the beer in the other party's hand. "A damn thief as a guest, say, what's the matter with you?"

"Can't I just come over and see my old friend if it's okay?" The naked man, that is, Zhang San, as if he didn't see the extremely disgusted gaze, still drank to himself. "By the way, how did I become such a stranger relationship? Ah, remember who you were when you fell into the lair of Yogsaron......"

A flash of cold light flashed.

Zhang San kept his mouth open, staring dumbfounded at the jar that had been split in half in his hand—the rest of the wine had condensed into a ball at the moment it was cut, and not a single spill had been spilled—and then suddenly smiled bitterly.

"Isn't it just a joke, as for making such a big fuss? Miss Mo'er? ”

"I don't think you're joking, anyone who slanders your father must die." Unexpectedly, it wasn't Zhou You who shot, but the girl who turned into a cat on his lap. "Don't be so intimate, you perverted faggot."

"Well, don't talk about it, after all, what I said is the truth, and my name is Zhang San-"

"So what's the matter with you? Perverted faggots exposed? ”

Gently pressed the white cat's head, stopped Mo'er, who was full of explosive hair and wanted to move his claws, Zhou You asked the naked man with an exaggerated expression with a black line.

"I said that my name is Zhang San......" the naked man smiled bitterly. Okay, let's not talk about that, I did come here today for business. ”

The pervert of Chiguo's body first threw the wine ball in his hand close to his mouth, and clapped his hands casually - a golden beast with spiral horns instantly popped out of the air, and then saw that this little beast that was only more than ten centimeters and looked like a tiger and leopard first rubbed the naked man's calf intimately, and then suddenly writhed a few times as if in pain, suddenly revealing a fierce look, and slammed the mouth full of fangs.

After a few retching sessions, he spat out a piece of paper stained with secretions.

"No matter how many times you look at such a strange way of transporting goods, it makes people feel the same disgusting..."Caressing the cat's fur, and once again comforting the girl who lived in the little beast after it appeared, and wanted to burst out again, Zhou You frowned tightly. First of all, you have to take it yourself, I won't touch your pet's vomit. “

On the word "pet", Zhou You also specially bit the sound hard.

"There's no way, only the aliens can block the temporary sampling and exploration of the Space-Time Administration, and this is also helpless." Zhang San spread out his hand and smiled nonchalantly. "As for this thing..."

He smiled and stuck out his muscular calves and kicked the mucus-laden disgusting object a few times.

"Well, forget it, even I don't have the courage to touch this thing directly." Against the murderous gaze of Zhou You, the naked man casually rubbed his dirty leg on the carpet of someone's house. "I've memorized all the orders anyway, so I'll just repeat them to you."

- Then the voice suddenly stopped.

When he looked at it again, there was no trace of frivolity on Zhang San's face, and at this moment, from that face that could not be remembered and no one could describe it, there was only a kind of depression and majesty like a mountain of prison.

"Non-regular employee No. 9153464, Zhou You, now working in the Pioneer Department, in physical condition - confirmed to be alive, now in view of your excellent work, diligence, respect and dedication, and strive to be cannon fodder, so the management has decided to commend you..."

"Wait a minute."

A low voice suddenly interrupted the other party's mechanical speech.

Zhou You looked at Zhang San with an expressionless face, with a look of distrust and suspicion. "In the end, I admit that I am fighting to be cannon fodder, anyway, you forced it, but why do I sound so strange about the first few times? ――Speaking of which, Mo'er, since I was fooled into joining the company two months, how many tasks have we completed, and what are the rankings? “

"Meow~" The white cat on the leg licked its paws as if it was cute, but its eyes kept staring at the golden beast. "Father, in addition to constantly wiping the butts of others, you have completed a total of three lowest-level tasks, and the evaluations are the worst, so there is no doubt that you are the last~"

"Did you hear that?" Zhou You raised an eyebrow. "So it's neat, what's the trouble this time, and the thieves plan to let me go up?"

"Please don't think about it, our commendation is because of your dedication and love, not ......"

"Trouble talking about people."

"Okay, okay......." With a soft sigh of abandonment, Zhang San shook his head and changed back to his original tone, "You are good at everything, but your suspicion is too strong, can a person like me still lie to you?" - I said to save face, don't make that kind of expression, okay....Okay, let's get down to business, I think you've been aware of it for so long, because we need to avoid the eyes and ears of the Temporal Authority, so we, the Pioneer Department, are invading a place...... No, before democracy, you must first send a traverser to cover people's eyes, and then use the method of laying eggs through the backdoor to achieve the purpose of occupying the entire plane......"

"So?"

"So, this time something happened when the traverser passed." The pervert named Zhang San suddenly looked around with a roe head rat, and then mysteriously leaned into Zhou You's ear and said. "Originally, it was just a bait, and no one cared about it even if he died violently, but this guy accidentally fished out a big mouse."

Looking at Zhou You's noncommittal look, the naked man hesitated for a moment before continuing. "A branch opened by those guys from the cultists, A1-level."

"Isn't it just a branch, as for making such a fuss...... Wait, you, you mean A1? First? "Zhou You, who didn't care too much, was suddenly shocked." A complete... Or is it an uncultivated world of the Higher? ”

- Even a half-novice like someone who has only been in the company for two months knows what an untouched, pure, virgin-like high world represents—it is a combination of great force, many souls, endless resources, and everything, and the complete control of one can make an obscure organization instantly become the top group in thousands of planes.

Even with the ability of the Stowaways Association, it only has three complete higher worlds in its hands.

"I can't say for sure yet, but if it's not high, at least it's a similar world." Zhang San stuck meaninglessly in Zhou You's ear—a gesture that didn't make any sense to him who could easily use telepathy—still maintaining a godly chattering tone.

"What does that have to do with me? Anyway, news of this magnitude is not something that a temporary worker of my level can know, right? Wait! "As he spoke, he suddenly thought of something and trembled." It stands to reason that this kind of information association should be strictly blocked, and then destroy anyone who knows - damn it, you don't want to take the opportunity to kill me-"

"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient—am I such a filthy person in your eyes?" Zhang San pressed his hands down with a smile, "Don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet, in fact, because there was a problem when the traverser passed the news back, this information is basically known to everyone now, so you don't have to worry about being killed." ”

"In that case, what's the use of you looking for me?" Hearing the naked man's explanation, Zhou You not only did not let go of his heart, but became even more suspicious. "In this level of things, I'm afraid that a small shrimp like me can't even be cannon fodder, and now the association shouldn't send a large number of elites over and then ...... it."

"Yes! Here's the problem! Zhang San suddenly clapped his hands exaggeratedly and loudly interrupted Zhou You's question. We want to do the same, but ...... The guild now can't send even one, not even the lowest, staff. ”

Looking at Zhou You's increasingly puzzled eyes, Zhang San smiled bitterly and continued to explain. "It's not that the association doesn't want to, but they can't at all, the cultists have a constant space on all the passages in that world - ah, it doesn't matter if you don't know what this thing is, anyway, you just need to know that no one can enter that place now - even the cultists themselves."

"That..."

"But don't worry, what's the saying about you? Do you have your Zhang Liangji, I have my toilet? No, even if you are a clever hunter, you can't fight my good fox? It doesn't seem right....... That's what it means, anyway. This time, he didn't even give Zhou You a chance to ask questions, Zhang San directly pressed his shoulder hard, spitting endlessly.

"After being hanged a full two-thirds of the way, the scientists and archmages of the branch have finally come to the conclusion that some special soul traversers can jump over this constant barrier and enter the world directly."

Someone suddenly felt a little wrong.

"So...."

"Ah, I just remembered that I boiled a kettle of water in the office and seemed to have forgotten to turn it off!" Zhou You suddenly clasped his palms together and tried to run away in an extremely contrived tone. "What if this thing catches fire, I've got to hurry-"

The hands on the shoulders suddenly came with a huge force, and the Mo'er on the legs was also instantly frozen under an inexplicable interference.

"But that kind of traverser is really hard to find in the short term, and now you can only rely on the special abilities of you and your partner to smuggle through - so, this kind of task of saving the world is left to you - but you can also rest assured, we also know your ability, we will not let you die in vain, you just need to do something as an advance force, and we will support you immediately when we break through that barrier."

Wait! You're a high world! A high-level world where there are as many people as dogs! With Lao Tzu's level, I have to be without waiting for your support, and there is no scum left!

It's just that due to the absolute disparity in strength, the roar in his heart can't be pronounced in the end, so someone who doesn't want to join in has to ask in a whisper. "That's... Can I refuse? “

"Of course—" The pervert on the other side showed a malicious smile that was exactly the same as when they first saw it. "Nope."

"But! ――”

"Let me tell you this, either you go honestly and die for life, or Lao Tzu will kill you now, and you will die for nothing, so choose for yourself."

After a long silence, someone finally opened their mouth with difficulty.

The voice was full of unwillingness and helplessness, like a prisoner about to go to the execution ground.

"Well, I'...... Dry. ”