Chapter 2 The Leisurely Life of Travel

The brilliant light only lasted for a few seconds, and in someone's stunned gaze, it suddenly flickered a few times, and then suddenly went out. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

-- So nothing came out of it.

In Mo'er's eyes mixed with serious contempt, a guy who pretended to be X overdone went up for a long time sweating profusely, and finally found out that he was probably too lazy in the past few days, so he connected a wire on it in a daze....

It took a lot of effort to reinstall it, and someone who didn't dare to install it anymore turned on the switch in a gloomy way, and then looked at the door expectantly.

Fortunately, this time there were no more moths coming out, and the glow on the door continued until the sound of a 'tick' passed through the sound, which was then extinguished.

And then appeared in front of the eyes of the two of them... It is a bronzed worn-out ring.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Someone picked up the ring and shook it habitually, as usual. "If you're alive, it's troublesome...."

"Ah!!!!h

- A loud bang suddenly rang out from the ring.

"This is the air of freedom! That's the smell of boiling! How refreshing! "I didn't care about the startled Zhou You, and the ring shouted to himself." Who's that over there, where am I now? Where am I now! Is this what you call Country M?"

"No, this is country Z, which is not free at all...", you looked at the ring that was already flying around with excitement all over her head. And please don't use the word "boiling" lightly - you must know that the Guild has always been in the habit of cooking first and then killing the whole family..."

"Anyway, we're finally out of that damn place anyway!" Ignoring someone's words at all, the ring was like inhaling nitrous oxide, still yelling as if no one was there. "Although it's a pity to abandon the place where the house has been for hundreds of years, we finally don't have to let people make dumplings anymore! Ah, I'm going to sing a song to express my feelings! Uh-huh, Dongfang Hong, the sun... No, it's Lala Demacia~"

There was a crisp "snap".

The crazy ring was slapped to the ground mercilessly.

Zhou You held an electric mosquito swatter in his hand, and when he saw the ring swaying and wanted to fly, he came again and slapped him back.

"How's it going, calm down?" Traveling around with an electric mosquito swatter rolling the ring - of course, the charged part. "Or do you want something more exciting? My house has a full set of electrocution torture equipment, and its power is comparable to Yang Yongxin's six-milliampere safety current. ”

"Crackling.. Stop it... Smack.. Yes... I.. I'm calm....no.. Don't—" The ring screamed as it was stimulated by the electric current. "I... I... Traveling around, I draft the uncle... Is this still an electric mosquito swatter at your house! ”

"Of course it is, but this thing has been modified by me....insignificant, it can electrocute mosquitoes when it is put at home, and it can electrocute people when it is taken outside." Ignoring the other party's roar, Zhou You continued to use electrocution. "Anyway, can you stop me from making trouble?"

"Yes, of course! You put this thing first... Yes! Get this thing out of my way! "Not a martyr himself, and even a little cowardly, Carol immediately relented.

"If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place." After pressing the switch to the maximum, and making the other party feel the pleasure of an electric shock, Zhou You put away the murder weapon in his hand. "I'm not a demon, didn't you have so much to do if you quieted down sooner?"

"Yes, it's my fault...", the charred-black Carol struggled out of the ring, and the smell of flesh filled the air. My mistake was that since I knew you were a small-minded bastard, why didn't you turn on the guards before you came over..."

"Well, it's good that you understand." Someone with a deep skin takes the other person's curse as a compliment. "In that case, let's discuss it first..."

"Father, can you explain what this is all about?"

A familiar word came to his ears.

"Didn't I promise him when I blackmailed something from him, saying that I was going to give him one when I came out, but because Zhang Sanlai was in too much of a hurry, I forgot about this stubble." Zhou You said to Mo'er. "I forgot it, I forgot it, it's a big deal when nothing happened, but it's a pity that the contract I signed with him was reversed two days ago, no problem, I can only find a way to get him over by myself."

Zhou You pointed to the ugly door in front of him, and the expression on his face could be called satisfied. "It just so happens that the newly obtained 10,000-volume library has the effect of stabilizing the space, and this guy also has the ability to open up nodes, plus Zhang San's bastard finally issued a bonus, so I just opened up a channel directly."

"Passage?" Walking around the door twice, Mo'er asked curiously. "It's like Zhang San, the one who pit your father?"

"It's not that advanced." Zhou You snapped his fingers and let the door disappear from the air. "It's just a stowaway point, with a maximum of two people to transmit, and you have to spend a high-energy crystal to recharge it once, but..."

Someone laughed in a very happy tone. "Now we can finally be justifiably lazy, how about Zhang San grasp it and throw it in? As soon as he walks with his front foot, we can come back directly with his back foot! Anyway, I just don't work, and I kind of quit me! ”

Looking at someone who can be called happy, but there is always an unknown resentment, the white cat sighed lightly. "Father, whatever you do is based on the premise of being lazy..."

"What's wrong with being lazy? Haven't heard of it? It is because of laziness that human beings progress! "Traveling around is full of words." It is precisely for the sake of saving trouble that the wheel was invented, it is precisely because I don't want to go to the car that I invented, it is precisely because I don't want to work hard that the pulley set was invented - in short, laziness is the source of progress, all I don't call it laziness, it's called...."

Someone thought for a moment, then suddenly clasped his palms together and said proudly. "It's called the efforts made for the whole of human society!"

"....Your shameless appearance can't even stand me." Without waiting for Mo'er to reply, the ring that had already appeared scorched floated up slowly, and even spat out a mouthful of foam in order to show contempt.

"Hey, this is my carpet, the one I just bought!" Looking at the pool of burnt yellow stains on the woolen blanket, someone raised his eyes and immediately yelled at the foam. "Zhang San, that bastard just disgusted me once a while ago, are you here again in the blink of an eye! Indemnify! Hurry up, pay me for mental damage, depreciation, lost work, and air pollution! ”

In the face of the intimidating circumference of taking out the electric mosquito swatter, the corresponding of the ring is to spit out another mouthful of thick phlegm, and then before someone turns into anger, directly through a strange arc, directly from the window to the bird.

Only a little bit of voice lingered.

"Bye bye, never again!"

Looking at the otaku who was flying towards the sky, someone was unexpected, and he didn't mean to get angry, he just sneered a few times, and then took out a small glass ball from his pocket.

"Hmph, Carol, do you think you ran away from the monk and ran away from the temple? Although the contract is completed, but your soul fragment has not been recovered....you wait, Lao Tzu will not play your Zhou word upside down——"

"Bell bell bell bell ring...."

Just when someone was already planning how to take revenge afterwards, a clear but by no means beautiful bell suddenly rang.