Chapter 359: I'm a Master!【First Update】
Reprimanded by Enjiro Dohi, all the Japanese soldiers fell silent, and then began to line up numbly, running listlessly towards their transport plane.
All the soldiers looked at the Japanese general with disdain, and they could see that the spirit of the Japanese had been lost.
And the root cause is two strange accidents and this incompetent general.
"The soldiers are bears and bears, and the ancestors will not deceive me!"
The cool words came just right, and all the soldiers were a little numb, and they even knew that this soldier would definitely say something at this time.
Tsuchihi Enjiro's face stiffened, but he walked away without looking back.
Everyone felt strange that in a sense, this Japanese general was actually defeated by an ordinary Chinese soldier.
But then the atmosphere suddenly became weird, because now standing at the foot of the steps, except for the Huaxia troops, all wanted to challenge this soldier.
Ye Qiu smiled lightly, then put his hands behind his back and sighed faintly, mocking: "Do you really think that the deaths of those two soldiers just now were all coincidences?"
As soon as Ye Qiu said this, the whole audience was shocked, and the Japanese troops who were advancing towards the transport plane were all frozen.
The soldiers from all countries looked at the Chinese soldier on the stage suspiciously, and their hearts were worried, could it be that there was something wrong with this?
At this time, netizens all over the world are also in spirit.
"I'll just say it won't be such a coincidence! The two Japanese soldiers both rolled down the stairs, how could they be so evil!"
"And what exactly did he use?"
"He's not going to be a wizard, is he?"
"It feels so cool!"
Then I saw Ye Qiu's voice suddenly lowered, and said thickly: "Actually, I am a martial arts master, when the first Japanese soldier came up, I didn't kick him in your eyes, it was because your eyesight was not good enough! In fact, at that moment, I kicked him eighty-eight sixty-four legs! This is the famous leg method of Mr. Huang Feihong, who was famous in Guangdong back then!
And the second Japanese soldier, do you think that he stepped on the banana peel himself? No, but I used a very clever secret weapon technique and threw it at his feet in an instant when he was about to walk to the rostrum!
You are not from the rivers and lakes, you don't know, this kind of secret weapon technique once set off a bloody storm in the martial arts a hundred years ago! Even peerless masters must be terrified!"
Ye Qiu's subdued and frustrated voice full of charm seemed to have a demagogic aura, which made the soldiers below and the audience all over the world fascinated.
Especially in China, almost everyone has a martial arts complex, and at first glance, when I heard Ye Qiuxiang's commentary, it seemed that they were all brought into a martial arts world of swords and swords.
Even the soldiers present were stunned when they heard it, and they all looked at the soldiers on the stage with a little awe.
Ye Qiu's temperament also seemed to become ethereal, as if it was far away from it, as if it was near but not near, it was extremely mysterious, and he smiled lightly and said to the audience: "Do you want to know what the name of this secret weapon technique is?"
Then Ye Qiu was shocked, and said generously: "The name of this secret weapon is called - Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, I am the only one, red and red, fiery and fiery in a trance, and I will pour a banana peel when I step on it!"
"Poof......
"Poof!!"
"Poof......
Quanhuaxia doesn't know how many netizens spray water in front of the computer.
"I almost believed it!"
"Ahhh......hhh Brother Bing is too bad!"
"I believe that this name can really cause countless bloody rains, and Damn, Lao Tzu was almost angry and vomited blood!"
"Lao Tzu was almost spit out of anger!"
"It turns out that this is a serious bragging!"
"This Nima is a martial arts master? This Nima is a 24k pure comic!"
"From now on, I won't believe a word of him!"
"I feel like he's playing tricks on the whole world!"
And many foreign audiences are short-term confused.
Because...... The translator laughed and dropped the line......
And in the strategy room, they were all serious, as the top leaders of the Huaxia military, they all knew that martial arts masters existed.
And when Ye Qiu spoke seriously, they really believed it, and then they choked on the smoke if they didn't look for the old general.
"Ahem...... This kid...... Ahem......"
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
The entire strategy room was coughing, and they were all crying and looking at the smiling soldier in the video.
From the speed analysis, they did see that this Chinese soldier was not simple, so they believed it when he spoke, and never thought that in front of the global live broadcast, he would still be able to pull the calf without changing his face and heartbeat.
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The Chinese soldiers present also burst into laughter after a short stunned moment.
The fourth major general Huaxia did not mean to stop it at all, but stared at the stage with a strange face, as if he was trying to restrain something.
Can't open your mouth, damn it...... Control...... Control...... In the control ...... Can't laugh!
Although foreign soldiers understand the Chinese language, they are not Chinese after all, and they can't understand all of them, but when they see the reaction of the Chinese people, they immediately know that these people have been tricked.
They all glared at the soldier on the stage.
"Bastard, are you treating us as fools!"
"Damn the Huaxia soldiers, do you think we're as stupid as the Japanese?"
"I don't believe you have any Chinese kung fu! It's just a coincidence!"
Ye Qiu looked at the crowd below and shrugged his shoulders angrily, and said helplessly: "I tell you really don't believe it, I'm really a master!"
In fact, Ye Qiu didn't brag at all, what he said was the truth, his current benchmark attribute was close to two hundred, and the innate true qi was about to be transformed into a liquid state, where is the speed that ordinary people can see clearly?
The leg was indeed kicked, and the banana peel was also thrown by him to the feet of the second Japanese soldier, and Ye Qiu didn't believe it.
"What a fart!"
"It's just a little bit of luck!"
"It's your luck to meet stupid Japanese soldiers, but your luck has come to an end!"
The more Ye Qiu said this, the more people felt that he was actually lucky, he didn't have any big skills at all, the Japanese soldiers were too stupid, the first one was scared and fell down the stairs, and the third stepped on a banana peel and fell off the stairs, as long as they paid attention to these things, then nothing would happen.
"Alright, alright, I don't have time to argue with you here, hurry up and come up to one. ”
Before Ye Qiu finished speaking, the South Koreans standing at the head of the firearms group suddenly stood up and said loudly: "I want to compete with you!"
"Good!"
"Good so-hyun-kun!"
"Kill the majesty of the Chinese people!"
The South Korean queue was cheering.
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