"Where were you last night? Why didn't I see you as soon as I entered the ghost realm? William ate the cheapest set meal in the cafeteria and sat across from Wang Xu and said.

Wang Xu also ate the cheapest set meal and a piece of pork chop from William's plate and said, "So you took your sister and withdrew first, and never came back to me?" ”

"I didn't want to be a burden to you when I took the civilians away, I know it's definitely easier for you to handle it alone." William said, "You don't think you're sitting here right now?" ”

Wang Xu kicked him, and two seconds later, the poached eggs on William's plate also entered Wang Xu's plate......

"Big brother, I'm a single man, I don't have any serious work, I have no relatives, and I owe a lot of debt at the age of twenty, can you let me have a full meal?"

Wang Xu replied: "Don't talk nonsense, first summarize your work performance yesterday for me." ”

William exclaimed: "Our firm still has this work content?" ”

"That's right...... Our management is very professional and standardized. Wang Xu replied confidently.

"I've seen the bookkeeping in the office......"

"Those graffiti and naked women were all randomly painted by a mentally ill person who stormed into the office one day."

"Half a book?!"

"You have too many questions, our unit is tax-exempt, and the account book is your business?"

William said: "I heard that you can read memory, what else do you want me to report?" ”

"I decided a long time ago not to read the memories of acquaintances, and that's a kind of respect."

William said helplessly: "Okay then...... I took Wen Yu out of the ghost realm and took her to the hospital, and then I asked the hospital to contact her family, and after twenty minutes, I quietly left when I saw her parents rush to the hospital. ”

Wang Xu looked at him sideways: "Then you are a second-hand behavior of doing good deeds without leaving a name." ”

William was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "Then if I stay, and her parents ask her where her daughter is these days, I can't tell the truth, she played ghost against the wall for a week, right?" Won't I be the number one suspect in her disappearance? ”

"You can't make it up, do you?" Wang Xu asked.

"I've thought of several reasons, but none of them hold water......" William said.

"That's because you're stupid." The cat master suddenly flashed out, holding the most expensive set meal in the cafeteria, and sat beside William strickenly: "This kind of excuse comes when you open your mouth, such as ...... We are lost in the path of life together......"

"Eighty percent of them will be locked up as a strange religious organization abductor!!" William yelled.

Wang Xu said to the cat master: "Don't hinder me from teaching my little brother a lesson." He turned his head and said to William very seriously: "Ghost hunters often have to face this situation, and then there must be a defensible and legal argument, such as - in this intimate road, let me be like you, you are like me, how can I be lonely......"

"Lyrics, this is! Lyrics that make your way to prison! William was completely mentally crushed by these two.

The cat said: "Okay, I'm not joking with you, you can take these well, it's the documents that Elbert asked me to get for you." He took out a thick stack of fake documents, and in broad daylight, he placed them in a public place, in full view of everyone. And continued to say in a very ordinary tone: "Remember, what situation, what certificate, by the way, memorize your fake name, so as not to say your name incorrectly while showing your ID like a fool." ”

"I couldn't pronounce that word at the time!" Wang Xu said to the cat master in an emphatic tone, and completed the perfect interpretation of the four words of not admitting himself.

"It's useless to make excuses, the documents I make are all very popular, easy to be renamed, that's to make it difficult for others to confirm their identity, if you use a weird name, others may call to check it out."

Wang Xu glared at the cat master: "Wang Ji is a very popular name?!" He said indignantly, the chopsticks in his hand stretched out like lightning.

A cold-blooded smirk flashed in the eyes of the cat master, and he instantly used his chopsticks to clamp Wang Xu's pair, and blocked Wang Xu's offensive on the edge of his plate, "You are still too tender, young man, Kung Pao Chicken is not at the level you can touch." ”

"Hmph...... The day next week when the cafeteria replaces disposable chopsticks with eco-friendly chopsticks, the days when you can eat as much as you want will come to an end......"

"Got your little girlfriend of the student council president, right...... I've long smelled the conspiracy from that 'chopsticks bill'. ”

"Isn't ...... to each other's 'Student Dorm Green Plan' also submitted to the school board in an attempt to expand the cultivation of marijuana......

Their eyes met as if there was an electric glow, as if Optimus Prime had met Megatron.

William felt more and more the pressure of sitting next to these two people to eat was huge, and he even began to wonder if Qi Bing invited his girlfriend to eat with him every day just to avoid this situation......

…………

There was no class that afternoon, and Wang Xu called William out of the school, saying that he wanted to "take you to familiarize yourself with the business".

The two left the campus and came to a bus stop, where William asked Wang Xu where he was going, and the other party replied: "You'll know when you get there." ”

William had no choice but to follow along.

"Do you remember when you were looking for a group of hooligans in the alley opposite to block me?" Wang Xu said suddenly.

The corners of William's mouth twitched, "I just remember that you beat me up after you took them away with a thick black underworld background." ”

"Oh, by the way, you don't say I forgot it was like this." Wang Xu seemed to have really forgotten: "I also remembered it temporarily, so I will talk about it casually." ”

"This memorization of holding grudges completely ignores the outcome of the matter!" William spit out, and turned to a straight tone: "But now that I think about it, the original cause was that you sabotaged my conversation with Sister Shang and vomited my car, you are more excessive!" ”

"When will she become your sister?"

"Don't you notice that I use honorifics for everyone now......"

"Speaking of which......" Wang Xu thought for a while, indeed, William, this kid now calls him brother and sister when he sees people, and he also calls him master when he sees the cat master, "Why is that?" ”

"Learn to be a man......"

"You weren't human before?"

"Of course I'm human, but ......" William paused and continued, "Actually, I skipped two levels when I was a child, and I'm basically younger than all of you, but I've always been quite arrogant before, and I don't need honorifics for anyone. ”

"What! Are you a sample or a skipper? Wang Xu really didn't expect that, according to his thoughts, it was not so strange that William was a repeater.

"Because I did very well in math in elementary school, in the final analysis, science is the foundation of exam-oriented education, and the school leaders wanted to pat my dad on the back, so I ......."

Wang Xu pinched his fingers and calculated, and the addition and subtraction within ten was as simple as a floating cloud in an instant: "Then you kid can, the first-grade student actually tried to soak in the senior sister?" ”

William was shocked: "That...... So what...... Do you think about what you're doing before you speak......"

Wang Xu said: "What's wrong with me? I am the same age as your Sister Shang, and as for Senior Sister Yan, she took the initiative to soak me. He shook his hair coquettishly: "I like to be passive. ”

William really wanted to vomit in the trash can next to the bus stop, but he held back.

Wang Xu suddenly thought of something again: "No, the girlfriend who broke up with you not long ago...... Isn't it ...... with minors?"

William replied awkwardly, "Why do I think that the more we talk about this conversation, the more personal privacy I expose......" He looked gloomy and answered the question, obviously not fully out of that relationship.

Friends and women, in this naked society, as long as you have money, these guys will come immediately, but when you are in trouble and you don't have time to say goodbye, they will say goodbye to you.

Life gathers and scatters, and every ten years, look back and see how many new faces have appeared around you, and how many familiar faces have quietly gone away.

In fact, the world is full of banquets that do not disperse, thinking that it is only a certain person who is dispersed, but after he leaves, there will be more people, each of them has their own life, their own guests, maybe you can meet a familiar face in someone else's banquet.

It turns out that there is only one table in the world that will never disperse, and everyone is just a passerby.

"Boom ......" a bus opened the door.

Wang Xu motioned for William to follow, and at this time the two of them had already begun to talk about Elbert's privacy, and it was the first time Wang Xu heard that this guy had mixed with the Schalke 04 junior team before......

Because it was afternoon, and it was not yet the rush hour, the bus was still relatively empty, and they still found two seats in the back. William sat down for only two minutes, and the car didn't even stop for a stop, when his face suddenly changed: "Have you seen ......?"

"Blood-covered windshield?" Wang Xu replied directly, "Of course I saw it, this car should have killed someone." He glanced at the ground as he spoke, and said to William, "Look." ”

William looked down and saw a human head gurgling past their feet......

"This kind of scene is a small scene, and ordinary people can't see it, so let's deal with it when we see it." As he spoke, Wang Xu took out a pack of tissues from his arms, took out one of them, spread it out and rewrote and folded it into a neat square, and then drew a few strokes on it with saliva: "Look, this graphic is the most basic, the graphic that can guide the earth binding spirit to pass away, you can draw it anywhere, if you want to be troublesome, you can use it as a tattoo on the sole of your feet." ”

"Why don't you tattoo yourself on the soles of your feet?" William asked rhetorically.

"At first, I wanted to tattoo the Guigu Dao Technique and all the known exorcism runes on my body, but then I found that the number was too large and there were too many tattoos, and if it was messed up, it would affect the efficacy, or it would explode by itself...... Well...... That's right, self-destructing. ”

They used a piece of saliva-stained tissue to get rid of the ghosts on the bus, and after a few stops, got off in front of a park.

"This is where you're taking me?" William asked, looking at the harmonious scene in front of him.

"Last night, the news was reported, saying that there was a supernatural event in this place, don't you know?" Wang Xu asked.

William replied, "When did you start watching the news?" ”

"Of course, since the big sister who is very beautiful has started hosting."

William had guessed that he would get this answer, and he added, "Then we stand here and wait until it gets dark?" ”

"Cut...... It's so amateurish, there are almost as many demons and monsters during the day as there are at night. Wang Xu said, "This is the time to test you, I will follow you, don't help, see how much you can do things." ”

William nodded, "Okay." He was about to move forward, but he saw several familiar faces. He immediately turned his head to Wang Xu and said, "That...... Do you see them? ”

Wang Xu said: "What do you see? "He really didn't see anything.

William pointed to the two vans less than twenty meters away from them, as well as several men next to the cars who were moving equipment down: "They ......"

Wang Xu also looked over, and his expression instantly became like drinking expired milk, because he also knew these guys......

"Falcon, Falcon, I'm a panther, hear it, please answer, OVER......"

"This is the Falcon, we've arrived, OVER......"

There were five men in the two cars, and these guys who were close at hand and were still talking nonsense on the walkie-talkie and still using the vulgar codes of falcon and panther, yes...... They are the S City Discovery Channel, the number one in the ratings, and their funny and chilling degree is close to the ace program group of science...... Supernatural Commando.