Chapter 31: The Great Serpent
In this way, Ye Mu began to live with two big beauties, and time passed quickly, and it was Friday night in a blink of an eye. "Why did you go to the old man of Chinese to watch self-study again?" Helplessly glancing at the Chinese teacher who was probing his brain by the window, Ye Mu rubbed his temples with a headache.
Recalling his life in the past few days, Ye Mu felt sad for no reason. Originally, the reason why Ye Mu agreed to let Tang Yue and Song Xuan live at home was because he wanted to "inadvertently" see the seductive style of the two beauties. However, after a few days, Ye Mu suddenly found that his idea was a little unrealistic.
Not to mention the fact that the two guests get up earlier than him every morning, just when the two of them take a shower in the morning, the bitter Ye Mu will not be locked in his room for a day.
As soon as he remembered that he had to stare blankly at the door locked from the outside for more than an hour every day, Ye Mu's heart was filled with despair for no reason.
"Hey, little Muzi, do you have any arrangements for tomorrow and Saturday?" Just as Ye Mu was sad, Song Chengyu gently touched his arm.
"What are you doing?" Ye Mu, who was in a bad mood, said in a stiff tone, "Tell you, I finally made up my mind to study hard, you can't take me to the Internet!"
"Damn, am I so unreliable in your eyes!" gritted his teeth hatefully, and Song Chengyu sighed with some resentment.
"Don't go online?" Ye Mu turned his face and glanced at the "grief-stricken" Song Chengyu, "What else can you do if you don't go online! Go shopping hand in hand, come on, don't disgust me!"
"Woc, what's going on in your meow's head, although I'm fat, I have a normal sexual orientation, okay!" As soon as he heard that his dead friend said that he was interested in engaging in Ji, the little fat man exploded instantly.
"Then what the hell do you mean!"
"I mean, let's ask a few female classmates to hang out together!" Glancing around, Song Chengyu lowered his voice and said in Ye Mu's ear with a mysterious expression.
"Dating a female classmate, are you going to make an appointment?" Glancing at Song Chengyu carefully, Ye Mu couldn't help but be surprised by the little fat man's good self-feeling.
"Ha, is this ......" Song Chengyu was obviously stunned, and then showed an embarrassed smile, "Don't you know me yet! My best thing is my firm and brave heart, you are still good at dating girls!" Touching his nose, Song Chengyu said in a flattering tone.
"You, you mean to let me pimp you?" glanced at the fat man lightly, and the corners of Ye Mu's mouth couldn't help but lift slightly.
"Ga!" was stunned again, Song Chengyu's fat face was slightly distorted, "Don't say it so ugly, what is pimping! I just want to find my own love!"
"You are looking for love, why do you want me to help you date a girl?" Ye Mu still couldn't turn this corner.
"Do you think I'm willing!" Hearing this, Song Chengyu directly blew up, "If I had your skin, Lao Tzu would have hugged his grandson by now!"
"Oh, let me think about it......" Seeing that the dead friend was in a hurry, Ye Mu instantly put away his indifferent expression, "This, panda, why don't we change the time?" I have something to do this weekend." ”
"Something, what can be more important than my life's events!" Panda, who knew that he couldn't do anything, was still a little unwilling.
"Ha!" Ye Mu was stunned by the question, "You know, I'm going to accompany a girl this Saturday." Thinking about the two big beauties sitting at home, Ye Mu thought that he had not deceived the panda.
"I knew it. The four words seemed to drain all the strength of the panda, and it was spread out on the table weakly, and Song Chengyu returned to his usual demeanor, "I said, is it Chu Lianyu!"
"Ga!" Ye Mu was stunned for a moment, and then said a little nervously, "Don't talk nonsense, we are just ordinary friends." ”
"Friendship? What about you!" glanced at Ye Mu with disdain, and Song Chengyu, who had been suppressed just now, instantly turned over, "Brother Ye Mu, are you okay?"
"Damn!" Ji Lingling shuddered, Ye Muqiang resisted the desire to vomit, "I tell you, don't disgust me, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"
"Cut!" disdainfully compared his middle finger, Song Chengyu grinned a little helplessly, "I can tell you, Chu Lianyu is a good girl, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing!" Although it was a kind warning, why did Song Chengyu's tone sound so sour!
"Good girl?" Looking blankly at Chu Lianyu, who was studying seriously in front of him, Ye Mu, who was already a little confused, suddenly fell into a deep confusion.
The moon gradually climbed into the sky, and the night was deep. Qingling's moonlight slowly poured down from the night sky like mercury, and on the ground, the shadows of the trees swayed.
Walking out of the gate of the school, Ye Mu shook his head a little annoyed, "Forget it, if you can't figure it out, you don't want to go home!" Throwing away all kinds of distracting thoughts in his heart, Ye Muying escaped, turned into a black shadow directly, and rushed straight towards the community.
Soon, the boy was home.
"Something is wrong!" snorting, Ye Mu, who had just stepped into the corridor, instantly changed his face, "Why is there a fishy smell in the air!" Sniffing carefully again, Ye Mu muttered to himself with some confusion.
After discovering that something was wrong, Ye Mu directly stopped his pace of progress, cautiously exited the corridor, and the young man came to the window on the first floor.
"It seems that I can only climb up from here!" Ye Mu, who has watched a lot of American blockbusters since childhood, said with some excitement. However, the boy soon realized how unrealistic his idea really was.
"He's meowing, this is not giving Lao Tzu the slightest chance to perform!" looked at the crowds of anti-theft windows above his head hatefully, and Ye Mu suddenly felt that his dream of being a hero was shattered. "Forget it, I'd better see what's going on at home first!" whispered a word of comfort to himself, Ye Mu shook his right hand, and after opening it again, a black bat appeared in the palm of the young man's palm.
"Baron skill, bat summoning. ”
"Go!" Gently lifting the bat into the air, Ye Mu gently closed his eyes, and as his thoughts gradually drifted, Ye Mu gradually felt as if he had become a bat dancing in the air.
Taking control of this newly acquired body, Ye Mu flew directly into his house through the open window. "Woc, is this a thief at home!" Looking at the messy and abnormal room, Ye Mu couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart.
"Ahh
Just when Ye Mu looked at his disfigured room with some heartache, a scream suddenly came from the bedroom, "Sister Song Xuan!"
The door is hidden.
Quietly flying through the crack in the door, Ye Mu cautiously flew into Song Xuan's room, and the room was dark. "WOC, what do I think of this!" Complaining, Ye Mu suddenly fell into difficulty.
"Alas!" Looking at the deep darkness in front of him, Ye Mu let out a long sigh, "Alas, what is this?" Just as Ye Mu was about to rush into the darkness with his head bored, the picture that suddenly flashed in his mind startled the young man.
"The bridge is too much, Lao Tzu seems to be a bat now!" After thinking for a while, a bright light flashed in Ye Mu's eyes, "Yes, I need to see with my eyes." Ye Mu, who thought of his "characteristics", suddenly shouted excitedly.
"Squeak—"
In the dark room, the somewhat tsundere voice of a certain bat sounded.
As the ultrasound continued to spread, the scene in the room gradually came into Ye Mu's mind.
"Found it!" Soon, Ye Mu, who had "high-tech means", found Song Xuan huddled in the corner by the window. Flapping his wings and flying over, Ye Mu began to carefully look at the woman in front of him by the moonlight, "Qiao Tao's mother, why can I see so clearly?" In an instant, a deep question popped up in Ye Mu's mind.
"Forget it, I don't want to, anyway, as long as I know that this is a good thing for me!" I thought about it for a while, but I didn't come up with a reason to give up.
"Let's see how Song Xuan forgot first!" Turning his head, he turned his gaze to Song Xuan again, and Ye Mu quickly noticed that something was wrong. At this time, Song Xuan seemed to be greatly frightened and was already on the verge of collapse.
"Sister Yuanyuan, what the hell is going on?" Ye Mu, who kept flying around Song Xuan, couldn't help but shout loudly in his heart. However, Ye Mu could only shout in his heart, although he controlled this bat with surprisingly good eyesight, but after all, it was just a bat that had not yet evolved the ability to speak.
"Damn, what should I do, why don't I let my body come up and comfort me!" Ye Mu was a little at a loss.
"Hiss" Just when Ye Mu was a little conflicted in his heart, a faint voice came from behind. Although the sound is very small, the little bat, which is naturally sensitive to sound, immediately notices that something is wrong.
Turning around, Ye Mu saw the most awesome animal he had ever seen in his life, "Woc, how did this snake grow so big!" Ye Mu, who turned into a bat, finally realized what it was like to really blow up his hair at this time, looking at the big snake that suddenly appeared in front of him, Ye Mu was a little confused.
"Woc, what is this thing going to do!" After looking at the big snake in front of him for a while, Ye Mu suddenly found that the triangular head of this thing was rushing towards him, "This snake is the enemy!" The stunned Ye Mu finally came to his senses at this time, however, the moment he was sober, Ye Mu suddenly felt that the whole person was not good.
This little bat is nothing, even if it is broken, Ye Mu will not feel distressed, but what should Song Xuan behind him do! Ye Mu, who thought about everything clearly, suddenly became nervous, "He's meow, am I not looking for something? How good it would be to rush up directly!" Ye Mu regretted his behavior of sending this bat to investigate first.
"It would be nice if my real body was here!" Ye Mu shouted loudly in his heart with some despair as he looked at the snake head that was getting closer and closer.
"Poof"
Things are so magical, as soon as the words fell, Ye Mu suddenly found that his consciousness seemed to have returned to his body, "Damn, I'm back, that bat is dead?" After being stunned for a while, Ye Mu muttered a little hesitantly.
However, the next moment, Ye Mu realized how outrageous he was wrong. Looking at the snake head in front of him, Ye Mu was surprised to find that he had really switched places with the little bat.
"Damn, it's cool now!" Ye Mu shouted, Ye Mu subconsciously protected his face, "Die, Lao Tzu is going to die handsomely!" Ye Mu thought secretly in his heart.
However, things were not as bad as Ye Mu thought, the moment the snake's head touched Ye Mu, it suddenly turned into a point of light and dissipated. "WOC, fake!" this was Ye Mu's last consciousness before he passed out.