Chapter 30: The Little Fortune Teller
"Hey, hey, I'm still in the bathroom. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info You want to laugh and wait for me to tell me what to do, are you laughing? Yan Hanshui's face was in a state of collapse, and on the other end of the phone, before he was about to lose his breath with a smile, he finally began to speak again.
There was still a burst of laughter: "Hahaha.... I just want to laugh, Sister Yanhanshui.... Hahahaha. ”
When Yan Hanshui was about to curse, Tu Yu barely managed to calm down: "That, haha, yes.... That house of ours... Hahaha.... In the drawer next to the computer desk, there is an aunt's towel. That's right, that's right.... I still remind you, don't get cold, don't drink cold water, and don't wash your hair. If you feel a stomachache, just cover it with that hot water bottle.... Hahaha, it's okay, I'll talk about it when I get back. Emma, I'm laughing to death.... "Just when Yan Hanshui wanted to say something, Tu Yu hung up the phone directly.
"Your sister's!" Yan Hanshui sighed. After drying the blood from the outside with paper, he threw the blood-stained stockings into the washing machine and slowly walked out of the bathroom. It was easy to find my aunt's towel, or Sophie's... With a dead expression, Yan Hanshui took out another panty and put his aunt's towel inside. Yan Hanshui looked in the mirror and found that the back of the cheongsam was also stained with blood, so he had no choice but to take the cheongsam and wash it.
Tang Xin, who didn't know the truth, kept watching Yan Hanshui running around nearby, and changed his clothes. I don't know if Yan Hanshui didn't think of himself as a woman, or didn't care about the teenage Xiao Tang Xin at all. actually took off the cheongsam in front of him, Tang Xin's face was slightly red, and he turned his head to the other side.
After changing into a slightly loose pair of pants, Yan Hanshui lay on the bed with a desperate face. I didn't pay attention to the previous exercise, but now I feel that my lower abdomen is obviously starting to have a dull pain. "I'm going to die, I'm going to die.... Why did I become a girl? This sentence is probably the most said sentence after Yan Hanshui transformed. But this is useless, since Tu Yu said just now, to drink hot water, Yan Hanshui naturally does not dare to drink cold things. Originally, she was going to sell vegetables, so she rolled in her bed all day.
When Tu Yu came back, he brought back the food he bought directly at the restaurant. Because she now knows that Yan Hanshui must not be in the mood to buy groceries. After entering the house, I saw the smoke and cold water rolling on the bed, and my stomach hurt when I laughed again. But now that he's back, Yan Hanshui will definitely vent his anger on this woman. actually laughed at himself for a day, and immediately launched an attack on Tu Yu. However, in the state of losing a large amount of blood and debuffs, Yan Hanshui was finally made to roll and beg for mercy by Tu Li.
This thing is really contagious. The next day, the tragedy of Tu Yu found that her eldest aunt had actually advanced it. And the pain was worse than smoke and cold water, so the next day the two girls were upside down in bed and didn't want to get up. "You go grocery shopping," Tu Yu said to the smoke and cold water.
"You go... It's my first time coming to my aunt and I don't want to move. Yan Hanshui said.
"Your sister! My stomach hurts, you go! ”
"My stomach hurts, too."
"You turned out to be a man, you go!"
"But I'm not a man now."
"I don't care! If you don't go, we'll starve to death. ”
"Starve to death, starve to death...."
Just when the two of them were still talking to each other, Xiao Tang Xin walked over with a cart on the side. "I said two sisters, it doesn't matter if you starve to death, and me. I am hungry... Go buy me groceries. Tang Xin's words made the two girls laugh out loud.
Yan Hanshui struggled to get up and glanced at the two of them: "Forget it, I'll go, although I used to be a man." It would be nice if the woman didn't come to the big aunt, at least she didn't have to toss so much. Yan Hanshui sighed, then got dressed and prepared to go out. At this time, Tu's eyes lit up, and she seemed to think of something.
"I'm going with you, and it suddenly occurred to me that we should ask the old fortune teller what your situation is now." Tu Ru rummaged through her bag and found that she still had the same business card from that year.
Yan Hanshui took a look at this business card and couldn't help sighing: "At that time, I thought he was a liar, but I didn't expect him to be really a master." Alas... If I had known this, I wouldn't have gone to Beijing. ”
"It's too late to say anything, my good sister...."Both of them call each other sister, and the relationship is very delicate. Tu Yu took out her mobile phone and dialed Jiuqi's number.
Unexpectedly, it was a girl's crisp voice inside: "Hello, this is the China Taoist Association." ”
Tu Yu was stunned for a moment, then looked at Yan Hanshui, and the two of them made an inexplicable expression: "Hello, I'm looking for a person from Jiuqi Dao." ”
"Oh, you're looking for my brother, he's not here. Just tell me something, whether it's fortune telling, exorcism, house selection, beaming, or something like that, I'll take it. The crisp voice replied.
"When will the Nine Lacquer Daoist come back?" Tu Yu was still not at ease, after all, this voice was too young. And the Taoist priest of Jiuqi looks like he is forty or fifty years old, where did he come from such a young sister.
The girl on the phone also heard the unease here, so she chuckled: "In this way, you come to XX Hotel." It's just noon, so you come over and talk. Don't worry, it won't delay you for long. If I hadn't had that skill, I wouldn't have made your money. That's right... Remember to bring a little more money. After saying that, he hung up the phone on the other side.
Tu Yu looked at Yan Hanshui: "Shall we go?" ”
"Go, why not. Since the Taoist priest gave the phone to this girl, it means that she should also have some skills. Since that old way is right, then we believe that they are good for once. Yan Hanshui thought for a moment, then struggled to get up, put on his clothes, and changed into an aunt's towel by the way.
The two girls held hands and went to the hotel. In other words, girls can walk hand in hand, and boys can walk hand in hand, it will be really against harmony. The restaurant was not small at all, and there were even two large red lions at the door. Yan Hanshui walked into the hotel with Tu Yu, and at this time a waiter came over: "What kind of service do you need?" Do you have a reservation? ”
"We're here for someone, you wait." Tu Yu dialed the phone number of the nine lacquers, and soon a short haired girl wearing jeans and a shoulder bar vest not far away, looking very cute, beckoned to the two of them.