Chapter 202: Joke
Han Mo and the evil god looked at each other, and neither of them spoke. Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ.
Lu Xinyao said softly: "Did these ants smell blood and find them?" ”
"Hmm."
Lu Xinyao frowned, "If there is a wound on a person's body and he enters the 'misty' fog forest, will he turn into a white bone in an instant?" ”
Han Mo raised his eyebrows, "Xin Yao, what are you asking these for?" ”
"I wonder if I can catch a few of these ants and go back and find a biology professor at the university to identify them." Lu Xinyao said his thoughts, Han Mo was a little puzzled, "What are you 'figuring' to do?" ”
"Curious."
Hearing this, Han Mo and the others had a black line in their heads.
Lu Xinyao pulled Han Mo's arm and said coquettishly: "Can you help me, I really want to know what kind of ant this is, it will be so terrifying." ”
"Curiosity kills cats......"
"Just a few ants, it should be fine." Lu Xinyao whispered.
Han Mo had no choice but to take out a bottle, fill it with some ant corpses, and hand it to Lu Xinyao, she took it, stared at it, and suddenly exclaimed, "These ants don't seem to be dead." ”
"Aren't you dead?"
"yes, I see it's moving." Han Mo hurriedly looked down at the pile of red ants on the ground, and sure enough, he ...... Some of the ants are not dead. His face changed, and he shouted softly: "Hurry up and quit." ”
The four of them hurriedly exited the 'misty' fog forest, and the evil god wiped a handful of sweat, "Fortunately, none of us were injured, otherwise the ants would definitely attack in groups." ”
"Alright, let's hurry back to the city."
Han Mo glanced at the three of them and said.
They nodded.
Han Mo walked in front to lead the way, Lu Xinyao and Wu Jiaxue walked in the middle, and the evil god carried Liao Yong, who was scared of 'urine'.
After walking in the forest for more than half an hour, I came to a mountain forest road at the foot of the mountain. Ten minutes later, I walked to the car parked on the side of the road.
Lu Xinyao got into the car, opened the trunk, and let the evil god stuff Liao Yong inside. Once you're on the bus, head back to the city.
Come to the 'gate' of the police station and park your car.
Lu Xinyao looked at Wu Jiaxue and said, "You go in with me and record a confession." ”
"Okay."
After speaking, he looked at Han Mo and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"Go home and sleep."
"Alright, I'll ask Applejack to send you off, I'm calling you for something." Lu Xinyao said a word, and then took Wu Jiaxue into the police station, and after a while, Ajie came out with two police officers.
The two police officers opened the trunk and escorted Liao Yong into the police station, and Ajie naturally sat in the driver's seat.
Applejack looked at Han Mo and smiled lewdly, "Han Mo, are you 'wanting' now?" ”
"What do you mean?" Han Mo asked suspiciously.
"Didn't you go to the captain's house last night?" Han Mo now understood what Applejack meant, no wonder he laughed so obscenely. He glanced at him angrily, and then said, "Send me home." ”
"What are you doing home?"
"Rest."
"Did you play all night yesterday......" Applejack opened her mouth wide, and for a moment, she gave Han Mo a thumbs up, "You're a real man." ”
Han Mo was too lazy to take care of him, thinking about the case seriously all day long, and thinking about something that he couldn't eat.
Applejack drove Han Mo to the mouth of the alley, and after getting out of the car, Han Mo said thank you and walked into the alley with the evil god. Applejack looked at Han Mo's back and said to herself, "Han Mo must have a way to revive the man's majesty, I have to find a time to ask him." ”
With that, he turned around and left.
When he came to the 'gate' of the courtyard, Han Mo was the only one left. The evil god has entered the wood carving in the middle of the road.
When I entered the yard, I saw that the big 'door' was locked, and I was a little suspicious, could it be that Grandpa Qu went to school again? opened the 'door', entered the house, saw a note on the table, picked it up and looked at it, it turned out that Qu Jin followed Grandpa Liu Zun to find their other old comrades.
Han Mo was not surprised, after all, Qu Jin was a person who valued love and righteousness, and his body was tough, so he should walk around.
After washing up casually, I lay down on the 'bed' and fell asleep.
Sleeping soundly, Han Mo suddenly smelled a faint ghostly aura, he woke up suddenly, sat up, and saw a figure standing in front of the TV. Naked, with long hair, slightly covering the 'buttocks', and a fair 'jade' back, it is particularly 'seductive'.
Han Mo was stunned, jumped up suddenly, and shouted, "Who is the demon?!" ”
"Officials ......"
A beautiful, soft voice came to my ears. Han Mo shook his head and asked, "Who is the person who came, report your name, otherwise I will destroy you." ”
"Official, you are so ruthless."
"If you don't say yes, then it's up to you." Han Mo pounced, and the 'female' ghost turned around, and avoided it very dexterously.
Han Mo sneered and shot out three spirit runes one after another.
The 'female' ghost avoided two ways, and one more, stuck to her buttocks. Han Mo recited a spell in his mouth, and the spirit rune 'shot' out of golden light, instantly covering the 'female' ghost.
"Ah......h
The 'female' ghost screamed miserably......
Bang bang!
But at this moment, there was a knock on the 'door' of the room, and Liu Zun's slightly anxious voice came in.
Han Mo glanced at the 'female' ghost, then opened the 'door', and saw Liu Zun standing anxiously at the entrance of the 'door', he couldn't help asking, "Why are you here, is there something wrong?" ”
Liu Zun glanced at Han Mo, then pushed him away, ran into the house, and tore off the spirit talisman on the 'female' ghost's buttocks.
Han Mo glared at him and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Liu Zun smiled stupidly, "Big brother, I, I'll make a joke with you." ”
"Jokes?"
Han Mo frowned, and at this time, the 'female' ghost had already dressed and turned around. took a closer look and found that the 'female' ghost was actually Xu Fangxi. She blushed and saluted, "Mage." ”
"What's going on?"
Han Mo stepped forward and asked. Liu Zun smiled and said with some fear: "Big brother, just kidding." ”
Han Mo gave him a kick in the ass without saying a word, and scolded: "Can this kind of joke be 'messy'?" ”
Liu Zun covered his buttocks with a painful expression, "Big brother, I don't dare." ”
Han Mo snorted coldly, then looked at Xu Fangxi, and said, "You too, you will actually agree to his request, aren't you worried that I will kill you directly?" ”
"Master, the little 'girl' knows that she is wrong."
Xu Fangxi said softly, Han Mo pinched the soul fixing spell and hit her, then sat on the 'bed' and asked, "Is there anything wrong with coming to me?" ”
"Yes, something."
"What's the matter?"
"Big brother, is this the ......" Liu Zun hurriedly said the matter, and after hearing it, Han Mo frowned and said, "Are you sure it's a ghost?" ”
Liu Zun nodded and said, "Big brother, Fang Xi has seen it, and she also said that she was possessed by a ghost." ”
"It doesn't make sense, what kind of ghost is so powerful, I want to get on it when I see a man, is it a 'lust' ghost?" Han Mo said softly, Liu Zun nodded and said: "It must be a 'pervert' ghost, I heard that I will take a look in the future, and as soon as I walked to the 'door' of the room, she grabbed the room."
Big brother, didn't you see that posture, pushed me to the 'bed', and then pounced on me, kissing me wildly, if it wasn't for Fang Xi's presence, my chastity '' would not be guaranteed. ”
Han Mo smiled and said, "You haven't thought about taking advantage of others?" ”
Liu Zun smiled embarrassedly, "Big brother, you are laughing, how dare I." ”
"You don't dare there, I think you're very bold." Liu Zun had a bitter face and said, "Big brother, I know that I am wrong, I will never make such a joke next time." ”
Han Mo snorted coldly, "If you dare next time, I'll castrate you." ”
"Ah......h
Liu Zun subconsciously covered the crotch of his 'pants', "Big brother, do you want to be so ruthless?" ”
Han Mo said lightly: "You can try ......"