Chapter 1 The Ape Man, the Monty Python and the Little Dragon Girl
"In those distant times, our ancestors lived on the northern plains. The climate is mild, the produce is abundant, and countless tribes live and work here.
"Until one day, the bloodthirsty alien race suddenly came, and the days of peace are gone forever!"
"Alien races preyed on human beings, human beings rose up to resist, and countless warriors went forward one after another, fighting to the death! The flames of war burned on the Promised Land, and the blood stained the withered yellow grass......"
"Click-click!"
An electric light illuminated the dim valley, and on the cliff near the water, a young man with a naked body was standing halfway up the mountain wall, looking intently at the petroglyphs on the stone wall.
This is a half-collapsed cave, the petroglyph lines under the stone eaves are twisted, the image is exaggerated, and there is a strong atmosphere of barbarism, which is the handiwork of uncivilized ancient people at a glance.
"The war of prehistoric humans was so cruel, and there were barbarians who ate people." The young man looked at the tall and hideous intruder and was amazed.
He sighed and continued to interpret the contents of the petroglyphs while shooting.
“…… Humanity was eventually defeated. ”
"Countless brave men died in the wilderness, tribe after tribe was destroyed, and countless human beings were killed, devoured, and enslaved."
"The remnants of the people have fled their homes and are scattered. One of them fled into the miasma-filled southern jungle. ”
However, the aliens did not let them go, and pursued them all the way. In a hidden valley, people are in a desperate situation......"
The petroglyphs were interrupted, and the subsequent paintings disappeared with the collapsed rocks, leaving only this small piece.
"What a pity..." The young man sighed, still thinking about the fate of the group of refugees in the painting.
"It seems that this expedition to the Hidden Dragon Valley can only end here."
He looked back at the dark sky and muttered to himself, "I heard that every thunderstorm, a green dragon will appear in this lake. I hope you don't touch it when you swim back, hehe. ”
The young man put away his camera, grabbed the rope and climbed down neatly. As a well-known explorer, pouring rain didn't cause him much trouble.
Just after sliding a short distance, a thunderstorm suddenly struck the water under his feet, and the young man was startled, and hurriedly stopped in the air, looking down at the situation below.
I saw that a blue electrical cloud appeared at the lightning strike, which condensed and slowly surged, gradually forming a huge whirlpool.
"Ahh This is...... What's going on? The young man was shocked when he saw the anomaly in the water.
The whirlpool spun faster and faster, and a wave stirred up in the center, and something popped up. It seems to be a person, still struggling, even wailing, and can't get out of the whirlpool.
The young man couldn't believe his eyes, and when he looked closely at the man in the water, he was covered with gray hair, with high eyebrow bones and prominent lips, and he turned out to be an ape-man! He was so shocked that his hair stood on end, and he quickly climbed up a few times.
The ape-man looked up at him, stretched out his hand to him, and uttered a string of syllables from his mouth, and his black and white eyes were full of supplication, apparently a creature of high intelligence.
"Do you want to save it?" The young man hesitated, his heart softened, and he slowly descended with the rope, and finally hovered above the electric cloud, crossed his body, and tried to reach for his hand.
Seeing that he was about to shake it with the ape-man's huge hairy hand, a column of water exploded under him.
In the splash of water, a blood-red mouth with thin fangs pounced out of it, and two humanoids were packed in one bite!
In the blink of an eye, the mouth fell back into the water, and the electrical cloud flickered and quickly dissipated, and the water surface returned to calm.
……
Lightning!
It's still the Hidden Dragon Valley, it's still a thunderstorm, but the landscape is completely different. The entire valley is covered with dense vegetation, and the original lake location is transformed into a large river with a slow flow.
The thunder fell, the turbulent electric cloud spread, and a cyan python appeared as if out of thin air, smashing into the water, and the waves hit the bushes on the shore.
I saw that the body of this green python was like a giant pillar, with a diameter of more than one and a half meters, and it was covered with scales the size of goose eggs, and the part that emerged from the water alone was seven or eight meters long. The head of a snake the size of a QQ sedan has jagged spikes, and the two longest of them are diagonally above their heads, looking like dragon horns.
The horned python stood up in the river, closed its huge mouth and raised its head to the sky, its neck squirmed a few times, and a bulge slid down its neck.
Unexpectedly, just past the pharynx, the food no longer declined, and the python swallowed hard a few times but still couldn't swallow, and couldn't help but get irritable. It shook its massive head and opened and closed its mouth, completely oblivious to a rope hanging from the corner of its mouth.
"Dragon...... God...... Ah......h
As it tossed, there was a shout of fear from the side.
The python looked down and saw a group of humans kneeling on the shore not far away.
All of these humans were indigenous, half-naked, with only a short skirt around their waists, all unkempt and with colorful stripes painted on their faces.
"Great Dragon God, you have finally heard our call!"
A thin old man kneeling at the front of the crowd shouted in a strange language: "O dragon god, your people, the pious people of Longze, that is, we - have a problem and want to seek your ......"
"Ho!" The python opened its mouth wide in a rage, and the red letter hissed, and even the blind could feel its anger.
"Ugh!" When the old man saw the 'dragon god' like this, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say any more.
"Hulala." There was a chaotic sound of stamping muddy water in the back of his head.
The old man looked back and saw that all the people behind him had fled dozens of steps away, and his beard was straight: "A group of gutless thief birds!" Flee for your life and don't call your great wizard! ”
The old man, who claimed to be a great wizard, stood up tremblingly, and was about to follow the army, when he suddenly saw a person walking by beside him, heading straight towards the 'Dragon God', and couldn't help but be stunned.
I saw that this man had a delicate face, a petite body, two colorful chicken tails inserted in his long hair, and two egg-sized protrusions on his chest. It turned out to be a young girl.
"Little bamboo shoots, what are you doing?" The great wizard recognized this person and hurriedly said, "The dragon god has lost his temper, it's very dangerous, don't go over!" ”
The girl named Xiao Zhu turned around and said, "Great Wizard, the dragon god has only appeared once, and I am going to see him." ”
"Ah, don't you see what it looks like? If you go to find it at this time, you will be sent to death! The archwizard said anxiously stamping his foot.
The little bamboo shoot said: "Great wizard, I am the priest of the Dragon God Temple, I have served the Dragon God for almost ten years, the Dragon God will definitely recognize me, and it will not harm me." ”
The girl stepped forward with a determined gaze, with a look of fear and expectation on her face, holding a mass of things in her arms, and stumbling over to the python under her feet.
The python was very uncomfortable at the moment, rolling in the water, and the originally clear water surface was stirred into a mud pool.
Seeing that the giant python had no intention of harming her, Xiao Zhu couldn't help but grow bold, knelt down and shouted: "Great Dragon God, I am your most pious sacrifice, the little dragon girl of the Dragon Ze Department. ”
Her 'dragon god' stood on the water, half a rope dragged at the corner of her mouth, food was blocked in her throat, and her mouth opened wildly.
Seeing the dragon god's action, the little dragon girl became more and more excited: "Dragon God, are you asking me what help I need?" ”
The dragon god closed his mouth again, and the huge head tapped twice.
"Wow!"
The natives in the distance cheered when they saw this, and the little dragon girl also burst into tears with excitement.
She raised the package in her hand and said to the dragon god: "Dragon god, this is the tribute we have collected for you after many hardships and dangers, it is your favorite blood orchid, I will dedicate it to you." ”
As he spoke, he threw the package at the 'Dragon God', who was opening his mouth wide when he saw something flying and reflexively swallowed it.
"Little bamboo shoot, tell the dragon god our request!" The archwizard shouted with his bone staff.
I saw that the little dragon girl looked back with an indifferent expression, and suddenly turned into a painful appearance, and cried loudly: "Great dragon god! Your most devout sacrifice, I, the little dragon girl, am the ugliest woman in the tribe! ”
"Woo, that's right, the ugliest! No man wants to me. I am seventeen years old, and my land is fertile for a long time, but it has not been nourished for a long time, and if it drags on, it will dry up! ”
“!!!???” The natives in the back are all frozen.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't talk about your ugliness in front of the dragon god, get down to business! The Great Wizard was furious, waving his bone staff and shouting.
"Omnipotent dragon god, my wish is ......" The little dragon girl ignored it and began to make a wish to the dragon god, and all the natives pricked up their ears and listened nervously.
I saw her fists clenched, gritting her teeth, and screaming at the dragon god with a distorted face: "Please give me ......"
"A sturdy man!"
"Wow!" The natives all fell to the ground.
"Give me a strong man!" Amid the woman's frantic shouts, the 'dragon god' fell silent, and his neck grew bigger and bigger.
"Gross!" It slammed its huge mouth, and saw something fly out, spray far away, and landed right next to the little dragon girl.
The little dragon girl was overjoyed when she saw this, and hurriedly crawled over to take a look, and saw a naked and strong man wrapped in a cloud of slime!
"Male! Person! She was overjoyed and danced with her hands: "Man! Man! Man! Hahaha, I have a man too! Still such a fair-skinned and delicate man! Hahahaha, hahahaha! ”
She jumped like crazy for a while, and then she remembered to thank the 'Dragon God', and hurriedly knelt down to the 'Dragon God' again, knocked her head a few times, and kept shouting: "Thank you, Dragon God!" Thank you Ryujin! ”
The 'dragon god' moved his neck, and 'poof' spat out another person.
The little dragon girl was stunned for a moment, and shyly twisted: "People...... It's enough for a man. ”
"But...... Two are better! She rushed over to take a look, but she spit out in a loud voice, stayed away from the second man, and complained: "No matter how short of men I have, I won't find Mao Savage to have sex with, Dragon God, you are mistaken!" ”
The 'dragon god' spat out the nasty thing stuck in his throat, and in a happy mood, he had no desire to eat again, and lazily glanced at the small human, turned his head and plunged into the water and disappeared.
The little dragon girl crouched at the water's edge and kowtowed like pounding garlic to send the dragon god away, looked at the naked man on the ground, sucked saliva and said: "You are the strong man given to me by the dragon god, well, just call you the dragon spirit." ”