I slept soundly in the morning, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in my ears, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a bad smile on the master's face: "The kid is sun-dried on his buttocks, and he still wants to leave, so you have to be cured of your lazy illness."

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts" the master smiled, let go of my ears and went out with his hands behind his back, I got up and washed my face and chased out, the little monk and the master were waiting for me alone, seeing me come out to say hello, the three of them were in a hurry again.

I haven't eaten much for almost two days, I'm already hungry, and seeing that the little monk and I are about the same, I can finally be quiet along the way.

The master glanced at us, cheered us up, and said: "Hold on a little longer, and we will go to the town of Liujiazhuang after another hill............ Eat your fill".

As soon as he heard this, the little monk said with a dark face: "I said that the old man, you did it on purpose!" My hungry heart is close to my back, and I think the Buddha is slightly better, and you still talk nonsense, this is to engage in four feelings! “。

I patted the little monk on the shoulder and said, "You better be quiet!" If you have that strength, you might as well save yourself and eat sauce beef, roast goose, and duck soup later, and don't get pumped again after a while."

But when I said these words, I regretted it, if I want to say that my eyes can kill, I have been killed by the little monk I don't know how many times, I quickly closed my mouth when I looked at that look.

Zhang Daoyi gave me a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Ziyang! You're getting better and better, and I find that I'm a thief now, you kid."

I'm a master, this is on purpose!

The little monk glanced at us angrily and said: "Don't say it, I heard that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, not a family that does not enter the same door, but now I feel that the similarity between your master and apprentice is like that of a good brother who wears the same pair of pants, and pees into a pot."

As soon as he finished saying this, Zhang Daoyi rewarded him with a burst of tremors on his head: "You little bald, you don't scold people with dirty words!" “。

The little monk was not convinced, and said with horizontal eyes: "Old Zhangtou, let me tell you, my master is not much worse than you, and now the master is not bullying me when you are not here, if the master is here, you kid dares to beat me, I will let the master give you every minute."

"Hey, I said you little bald, I told you the truth, I don't just knock on your little bald head, just your master is here, I'll knock on his bald head" Zhang Dao rolled up his sleeves as soon as he said.

As soon as I saw this posture, I hurriedly dragged the little monk aside: "I said that you can't stop the meeting, you are all hungry and lose your hair and you can't finish it, I said that you are the same little bald man, and you will be beaten up if you beep for a while."

As soon as he heard what I said, the little monk hadn't spoken, and the master was not happy: "I said Ziyang, you are turning your elbow out!" , what is called starvation and hair, this is not how the big golden retriever can still lose hair".

I hurriedly echoed the master with a smile: "To me, master, you are like a big lion in the barren mountains, a big tiger, fierce and mighty, but you still lose your hair after being hungry for a long time!" Besides, you are also a grandmaster, what do you ...... compare with a child all day long! ”。

"Smack"

Before I finished speaking, my head was also bursting, the master glared at me and said: "I said that although your kid is a good metaphor, but why is this so ugly, no matter how powerful the tiger and lion are, it is also a beast, a beast, I am a human, and besides, people are more than a tiger and a lion said that it is momentum, you are good, and a lion and tiger with hair loss, the hair has fallen off and there is a fart momentum!" ”。

The little monk tugged at the corner of my clothes and muttered in a low voice; "Hey, don't say it, your master is funny, the purpose of this Taoism that all things are one and have a spirit has long been put into the wine gourd, and now the two of them are carrying a pill on their shoulders, and their brains are filled with aged wine."

Zhang Daoyi probably didn't hear the little monk's words, and frowned at us: "I said what did you two little ghosts mutter."

I smiled at the little monk and hurriedly said: "It's nothing, it's nothing, hurry up", this word was about to reach Zhang Daoyi's ears, and the little monk really had to be beaten.

The master said to us disdainfully: "If the two little boys dare to speak ill of me, be careful of the blossoming of the butt."

Then as he walked, he muttered in his mouth: "Pork belly, beef in sauce, back to the pot meat, duck soup, daughter red ............."

These three people just talked about it, and they just forgot about it when they were hungry, and they didn't think about it and started chattering again, if it wasn't for the beating, I wanted to slap a brick on the balls that Zhang Daoyi was carrying on his shoulders, I would let you sauce the beef, and I would let you have the pork belly.

"Ziyang, you'd better look at it, don't your master be hungry and stupid and hallucinate, then you will have to suffer in the future" The little monk squeezed his eyebrows at me and smiled.

As soon as I heard this, I punched him: "Get out, when I meet you, I feel that I am more uncomfortable than that monkey and Tang Doudou."

The little monk hurriedly corrected me and said: "Hey, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, return the grandson monkey Tang Doudou, that is the golden cicada, named Tang Sanzang, the eldest disciple of the Buddha, I said have you read the book, don't beep blindly."

I'm too lazy to go to him seriously, it doesn't matter if he is still hot pot, the only thing to do is to find a place to eat quickly, this is the most important thing.

When the stars were in our eyes and our steps were faltering, we finally arrived at the big town outside Liujiazhuang, which was actually outside Liujiazhuang.

The master said before that he was going to Liujiazhuang to do something, but I didn't ask in detail, anyway, I finally arrived, and I was relieved.

At this time, the sky has just darkened, the town is still relatively deserted, there is no lively night market, etc., the imperial court issued a curfew, especially in the era of war and disasters, there is nothing, and those who violate the curfew will be detained at least and punished on the spot.

At this juncture, it would be good to be able to eat a full stomach and not be affected by the war, who would dare to touch the mold and confront the imperial court, and how could this kind of small place where birds don't poop be involved in the night market.

Although there are not many pedestrians on the deserted streets, some shops are still open by the façade, such as restaurants, tea houses, paper fire clubs, inns and so on.

The three of us looked at an inn, and suddenly our spirits were shocked, the store was lit with candles, and there were two or three tables of people sitting at the next table, eating small dishes and drinking small wine, chatting about homely things, and the little monk walked in and made a bench and shouted: "Little second brother, little second brother."

"Come on, what do you want" I haven't seen anyone yet, so I heard a clever response first, but when Xiao Er turned out of the back hall, he frowned slightly when he saw the little monk.

Slowly stepped forward and hugged his hands to his chest: "I said little monk, there is still a war outside, we are also the master of a meal, I can pick out the words, if you spend money to eat, everything is easy to say, if we don't have a fate, the store next door is big, then please you."

The little monk Xu was hungry and had no strength, and he didn't speak, he glared at the shopkeeper viciously, took out a large handful of broken silver and silver dollars from his pocket and buckled it on the table."

Pi Xiaorou didn't smile and said to the little monk with a courteous face: "What do you eat this little master, although this shop is small, it also has everything."

At this time, the master and I also came over and sat down, looking at the shopkeeper's cheap appearance, I was angry, and my feelings took us as Huazi, glared at him and said: "Didn't you say anything just now that there is a master of eating a meal, why has it become like this now, don't look down on people, although we have no money, but we are not the master of eating and drinking for nothing."

"Ziyang" The master glared at me and said to Xiao Er: "The child is not sensible, he doesn't speak lightly, don't worry about it, bring anything delicious and drinkable, the most important thing is to have wine, good wine."

Since the master has spoken, I can't say anything more, the details of the shopkeeper at this moment are a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I didn't have eyes on the villain just now, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry", and then walked quickly towards the back hall.