My name is Zhang Yehua, and I am a person with a nine-yin personality, and I was brutally put on a show before I was born. [Ran^Text^Library] If this man dares to appear, I promise not to kill him.

The day I was born coincided with a cloudy year and a cloudy autumn night. The expectant mother was halfway to the town health center in her father's passenger van, and the car overturned on a mass grave at the bottom of the cliff. My father and mother are gone, and I am still struggling and kicking in my mother's belly, and the blood stains my mother's big white dress red, and I am on the verge of dying.

Grandpa told me: When he rushed to the cliff, on the mass grave in the Yin Valley more than 100 meters below, the ghost aura was full and terrifying; I was pulled out of my mother's body by a pair of invisible hands, and the umbilical cord was dragged long in the pool of blood, and the umbilical cord was still wrapped around my neck; I was red and bloody; The invisible hand threw me on a clump of white wildflowers, and I stared at the dark sky with my eyes open, not crying or making a fuss, like a little fool who did not blink to me, and it was a cloudy hour.

In the jargon of yin and yang, I have a nine-yin personality like me, my physique must be weak and sickly, riddled with evil ghosts, my fate is so weak that it will explode, I am a living dead to live, and I can live to the age of 12 to be considered a birthday; After death, it will also make people with evil intentions tame into bloody ghosts, and kill many, many people.

When I was six years old, a knowledgeable Mr. Yin and Yang passed by our Xiaohe Village, heard about my situation, and asserted that I was Yin with eight characters and five pillars of Yin, and it was Yin Earth, Yin Night, Yin Fetus, and Yin Ghost Delivery, which must be the Nine Yin Destiny that has not been encountered in a thousand years. Grandpa glared at him, his face turned white with fright, and he fled in a hurry screaming and fell on the road. Within two days, this Mr. Yin and Yang was unlucky enough to fall into the reservoir and drown, his eyes were wide in horror when the swollen corpse floated, and his right hand was pinched like a finger, as if he was pinching something, but he didn't calculate that he would be drowned.

But after that, my grandfather took me out of Xiaohe Village and moved 20 kilometers away, where I settled in Anyi Village, deep in the mountains. Anyi Village is very small, because of the yearning for the world outside the mountain, many families have moved out, and at that time there were only eight families left, which was desolate and dilapidated. Well, there's electricity there, too, and I can receive TV programs through the lid of the pot.

My grandfather and I depend on each other, although I am a nine-yin life, but I live a very healthy life bizarrely, I have never even had a small cold, but my physique is thin. I am the only child in the village, lively and active, naughty and mischievous, I can play flowers alone, and my academic performance is good. When he was 16 years old, he was 1.7 meters tall.

I've lived past the age of 12, so naturally I don't believe in anything like the Nine Yin Destiny. But who can change how much of what is destined to happen? It all started when I was 16 years old after graduating from junior high school...; …;

At that time, with God's help, I was admitted to the rocket class of Yunshan County No. 2 Middle School with quite excellent results, which was a boarding school in the county seat 120 kilometers away from home.

The day before my grandfather sent me to sign up, I had just had dinner when the sky was as dark as the bottom of a pot, the wind was howling like a ghost crying, and the village was like hell on earth. Then there was lightning and thunder, and torrential rain raged, as if it were going to submerge a small village in the deep mountains.

Standing in front of the window and looking at the terrifying scene outside, it was really terrifying, because there had never been such a loud thunder, so heavy rain, and the old houses of the relocated families had collapsed a lot.

The electricity in the village was cut off, and the TV was no longer available. I sat on the old wooden threshold of the hall and looked at the sky outside, and said to my grandfather, "It looks like we won't be able to go to Yunshan County tomorrow!" ”

Bright lightning suddenly appeared over the village, with thick arms and crazy knots. Then the thunder rolled in, and I was so frightened that I rolled back into the hall for fear that I would be struck by the lightning.

In the electric light, Grandpa looked outside, and his tall and sturdy body looked even older and stronger. A faint smile appeared on his bearded scumbag face, and he said, "How can it? The rain will stop in a moment. ”

"Impossible, Grandpa? How do you know? ”

Grandpa didn't speak, closed the door, went to the dining table and lit two bright red thick candles, and poured two glasses of old rice wine, and then turned back to me and said, "Wild flowers, come here, worship the church and get married." When you are married, and you go into the cave, the rain stops. ”

"Uh...; …; Get married? Grandpa, make no mistake, right? I'm about to enter my first year of high school, and I'm not under the legal age of marriage! Again...; …; Where's my fiancée? Can a person get married? I looked at my grandfather, who was a little serious and serious, at the red candle and rice wine on the dining table, stunned on the spot, and looked around.

Outside the window, the lightning twisted wildly, illuminating the hall with snow and brightness, and the thunder was so loud that my ears could hardly bear it. Grandpa's face was even more serious, and his thick left palm shook at me, and he said in a deep voice: "Stinky boy, what nonsense?" Are you going to get married? ”

"Hey, grandpa, don't do it, don't do it, I'll knot, I'll knot, I'll knot!" I panicked and nodded like a chick pecking rice.

There's no way, my naughty trickster king is this miserable, usually my grandfather hurts me so much, but once he makes a mistake, his left hand can swell my fart# thighs. The so-called "immortals are afraid of the left hand", not to mention that I am a weak man with nine yin?

Although grandpa sometimes abuses #teenagers, he still hurts me in the end. So, with a face that he has never been so serious, even if he persecuted Liang Baitang so much, and arranged a marriage, I also admitted it.

I was very depressed, and my first marriage ended up alone. According to the old rules, a person knelt there and worshiped heaven and earth with the air, worshiped the portraits of his parents on the wall, worshiped his grandfather, and toasted them to tea; I also bowed to each other and drank a glass of wine, so drunk that I was speechless, and drank two glasses alone, of course, to help my air daughter-in-law drink her cup. Such a wedding is really awkward.

The wedding was quickly completed in my cloudy feeling, and my grandfather said to me seriously: "Classmate Zhang Yehua, you have married the seventh princess as your wife, and are you willing to ** her for the rest of your life, be loyal to her, and take care of her, take care of her, no matter poverty, wealth, or illness, you will never abandon her, and live and die together?" ”

I was about to cry when I heard it, dare to love grandpa to make my single wedding a combination of Chinese and Western? But he is still serious, more professional than a priest, and his voice is solemn and gentle! He's never been so happy, right?

But as soon as my mind turned, my grandfather actually said that I was married to the Seventh Princess? This...; …; Wasn't the princess the daughter of an ancient emperor? Could it be that my invisible daughter-in-law has crossed over? Huh, crossing? It's impossible!

I couldn't help it, looked at my grandfather with a smile, and said, "Grandpa, won't you?" I actually became a colt? Is it really a princess? Did she cross over? How can I not see? The joke is so good...; …; It's too big, right? Do you also read time-traveling novels and are fascinated by Sa? ”

As soon as the words fell, my grandfather's left palm was raised, and a yin wind rushed towards me, which made me goosebumps rise all over my body. At the same time, my right ear seemed to be pinched by someone, and the meat was about to be crushed into sauce, so painful that I covered my ear and cried out, "Ah! Grandpa you...; …; Shadowless hands? Pulling my ears? It hurts me to death, am I your own grandson? ”

Instead, Grandpa laughed and said, "Stinky boy, tell you to talk nonsense!" It was the Seventh Princess who was pulling your ears just now! ”

"What? How dare she pull my ears? That's too tough, isn't it? Grandpa, you cheat me, how can I want such a shrew? Also the princess! Is there such a princess? I screamed, how is this good?

In our area, women who pull men's ears are fierce wives, and men are cowards, soft eggs, and cowards! I Zhang Yehua went up the mountain to chop firewood, I can catch snakes in the forest, I can touch fish in the river, I only win the second and not the first in sports competitions, and the fights in school are also one block ten, how can I let my daughter-in-law pull her ears?

Grandpa's face was about to turn black, and he blurted out: "Stinky boy, looking for a beating?" ”

As a result, my grandfather didn't hit me, he just finished scolding me, and an extremely strong yin wind rushed towards me, blowing goosebumps all over my body, cold sweat all over my body, but my ears were pinched and painful, this time I changed to my left ear, and I still held on.

I crooked my teeth in pain, and hurriedly screamed: "Hey, my daughter-in-law spares my life, don't pull it, don't pull it, my ears are going to fall out, I want to eat human ear meat slices, you?" On the first day of the wedding, you were so right to the horse master? Do you want to live a good life? ”

But at that time, my grandfather's tall and sturdy body actually knelt down, and he apologized to the air in front of me: "The seventh princess is angry, and she is angry!" Wildflower is young and ignorant, and things are a little sudden, he can't accept it for a while, you are extremely noble, beautiful, please have a lot of adults! You have also seen over the years that he is actually a little oily and wild, but he is still a kind and righteous child at heart. When I go to school in Yunshan County in the future, please discipline me on your behalf, whip and educate at any time, and take care of it! Now that you and Wildflower have worshiped heaven and earth and drank a glass of wine, you are already husband and wife. Now that it's an auspicious day, let's go into the cave room, right? You also know that after this time, I'm afraid it will be...; …; ”

Before Grandpa finished speaking, my left ear was no longer scratched, and I was already stupid. Grandpa actually knelt down, saying so sincerely, with awe, all this was in front of me, as if it were true.

I believe that the tall grandfather is a little old and handsome in addition to his beard and scum, he is very healthy, he is not crazy! But I'm going crazy, I married a fierce invisible seventh princess in a daze, and grandpa wants her to discipline me, how can this happen? But this princess has been looking at me all these years, but I can't see her, and grandpa can see it, is she...; …;

Ghost! Such a word suddenly flashed in my mind, and I was so shocked that a cold sweat came out on the spot