It was such a backward action, which immediately made me think of a solution that was not a solution, although the risk factor was high, but it was undoubtedly the best way to solve the current situation!

I deliberately pulled the 'ah' long, and then my body made a stretching movement, and then I bounced back violently, firstly, to make the movement of stretching my waist when I just got up, and secondly, to try to see if I could bump into this old lady. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As a result, the posture was successful, but the old lady didn't hit it!

I swept my eyes, and the old lady didn't know when she had stood up straight, and was reaching out to pinch me, but I guess she was also at a loss now, her hands were staying in mid-air, and I couldn't tell whether I saw her or not.

I looked up at the rabbit, and sure enough, she was looking at me with a look of horror and surprise, I smiled awkwardly, and then pretended to be calm and said: "What do you think about the rabbit, is it Sichun, what was the daze just now?"

As soon as I said this, the rabbit reacted immediately, and then she exerted her Oscar-like strength, "Oh your mother, think of your grandmother a whistle, hurry up and change the guard, it's time for me to sleep!" ”

After saying that, she began to walk towards me, as if to climb onto the bed, and I pretended to be helpless to stand up and stand in front of the old lady, and by the way, intentionally or unintentionally, leaned towards the old lady.

It doesn't seem to have happened again this time!

I shook my head helplessly, it seems that this old lady is very clever, but I don't know if my trick of wanting to capture and indulge can deceive her.

But this rabbit's courage is indeed big, and she really lay on the bed in a dignified manner, and when she saw that I was looking at her, she scolded me again: Don't fucking peek at the old lady sleeping!

As soon as she finished speaking, she closed her eyes and prepared to sleep directly, and immediately I threw myself to the ground for the five bodies she admired.

However, at this moment, a feeling of chilling and fluttering suddenly appeared in my body, and then the chrysanthemum face of my wife appeared next to my left ear.

Fuck me, this old lady is standing sideways in my body!

"Smash the guy, you look so handsome, let grandma hurt you~! Don't pretend, what kind of post are you guarding, you're still wearing a hospital gown! ”

As soon as these words came out, I exploded directly, I really wanted to be killed by her directly, and I didn't want her to torture me like this.

Just when I was about to lose my pretence, the rabbit spoke, and immediately made me understand that this old lady might be cheating on me!

"Oh fuck, sissy! Hurry up and find me two clothes! This room is fucking cool tonight! I don't know how you just slept well! ”

"Hey! Good! ”

I said yes and immediately walked to the closet, and at the same time I was able to get rid of the old lady's entanglement.

I stood in front of the closet, and the moment I opened the cabinet door, I could not have imagined that the upper body of this old lady was actually standing inside! You're looking straight at me.

At this moment, I was a little angry, and secretly said why are you just staring at me! Without saying a word, I stretched out my hand to that face!

At that time, I had an idea in my heart, if I met Lao Tzu, I would kill you today, and if I didn't meet Lao Tzu, you would be lucky today!

Passed through! My hand directly touched the clothes on the cabinet, and I sighed secretly, I guess this is also a master who can be virtual and real.

I deliberately shook my hand in her head twice before I took my clothes and walked towards the rabbit, only to find that the old lady had stood by the window again, and was staring at me with green eyes, and it seemed that I had deceived her.

Looking at the rabbit's quivering eyelashes, I knew she was nervous right now. I smiled and slowly covered her with clothes, and there was an indescribable tenderness in my heart, like covering a lover.

"It's okay, I'm here, let's sleep in peace"

A sweet smile appeared on the rabbit's face, and he immediately understood the meaning of my pun, and immediately relieved, his eyelashes no longer trembled, and he said lightly: "Keep watch well, don't fall asleep"

I turned around and sat down in the chair before I did my work, and looked back at her blankly, the more I looked at her, the more cute I looked, and the more I liked it.

"Guy, don't look at it, grandma will find you a better ......"

The old lady didn't know when she stood behind me again, crawled in my ear and said something that made me tremble.

"It's so cold!" I muttered, and continued to look at the quiet rabbit, not wanting to be distracted by the old lady again.

"Smack!"

A loud mouth slapped in my face!

"Little white face, grandma talks to you because she can afford you, don't think too much about yourself!"

This slap completely fanned me out of a nameless fire, I faintly thought of a possibility, immediately stood up and glared at the old lady in front of me, excitedly pointed to the rabbit on the bed, and whispered angrily: "Did you slap her like this?" ”

The rabbit on the bed immediately opened his eyes and looked at me anxiously, wondering why I couldn't hold back.

"Oh, guy, smash, I thought you were very bearable, your kung fu is far from the little girl on the bed."

"I asked if you slapped her like that!" I shouted at the old lady again.

As a result, the old lady laughed without yin or yang, and then said jokingly: "What's the matter, hurt your little lover?" Grandma is called caressing, come and caress her every day, that is grandma's love for her, that is a blessing~"

"I'm your mother's B!"

I waved my right hand at the chrysanthemum face and waved it over, and it was unsurprisingly disappointed!

"Yo Yo Yo, guy smash, good, grandma likes you like you with blood, come on, let's see if you can hit grandma, if you can't beat grandma, grandma will hit your little lover~"

After saying that, the figure flashed, and the old lady stood in front of the rabbit, and without saying a word, she slapped her mouth.

"Ahh The rabbit immediately screamed, with a frightened expression on her face, presumably she was often bullied by this old lady who could be virtual.

"I'm damn you, don't run away for a while!"

I grabbed the teacup on the table and fell, and then picked up a piece of shard, and slid down on the left palm, probably because I was angry, this stroke did not control the power, it seemed to be deep, and the blood went out directly.

At this time, I didn't bother to care so much, while rubbing my hands indiscriminately, I walked towards the old lady, and at the same time muttered hatefully: "If Lao Tzu doesn't kill you today, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Chen!" ”

"Oh, come on, guy, smash~"

"Chen Sen, don't! Can't beat her...... I grass! ”

The old lady's smiling face one second ago was directly knocked out by me the next second, and then lay on the ground motionless.

I had to ignore people, for fear that the old lady would run away with her body in a flash, so I immediately followed her and half-squatted on top of her, grabbed her throat with my left hand, and hit the chrysanthemum face with my right hand.

"I'm damn you, dare to slap a rabbit's mouth?!"

"I'm damn you!"

"I'm damn you!"

"Can Lao Tzu hit you? I'm fucking you! ”

"Why the fuck aren't you talking? I'm fucking you! ”

"Grandma, why don't you speak? I'm fucking you! ”

"Can I hit you?! Can I hit you?! I'm fucking you! I'm fucking you! ”

"Lao Tzu beats you is your blessing! I'm fucking you! I'm fucking you! ”

(Please bring your own sense of rhythm to the above content, a sentence of scolding accompanied by a punching bag)

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