Chapter Ninety-Nine: Gao Leng Fawei Red Envelope 300, Second Update!

The car braked sharply, and Zheng Long's head slammed into my seat in the back. See the latest γ„—s chapter ζ«›oО please go on γ₯@ηœ‹ζ›Έι–£β•„β†’WWw.КаΝSΞ— Ug.co ΠΌ) But this guy's cow doze too much, so he actually adjusted his sleeping position, came to a lying position, and continued to fall asleep. The snoring grew louder.

Lu Xueqi was a little irritable like Zheng Long's snoring, glanced at the back, and then looked at me: "Get out of the car and say!" ”

I was secretly happy, nodded and pushed the car door down. I even have a feeling that this kid Zheng Long is deliberately snoring so loudly, in order to force Lu Xueqi to get out of the car?

Lu Xueqi also got out of the car and subconsciously swept the surrounding environment. Although the place here is in the mountains, there are still many households near the road section, and it is relatively popular.

Maybe, after experiencing being tortured by Xiao Mingyue, she was still a lot more careful, and she believed some things.

I smiled, walked towards the two big cypress trees on the side of the road in front of me, and said, "Teacher Lu, don't be afraid of anything, you still have pure yang jade on you." I'm still here, it's so popular, there's nothing ghost-infested. ”

Lu Xueqi glanced at me coldly, but still followed proudly: "About Xiao Mingyue, where did you get any news?" ”

I leaned against the big cypress tree, smiled slightly, and looked at Lu Xueqi, who was still wearing sunglasses, she was still a little unnatural, her face was flushed and shallow, and she looked particularly charming in the moonlight.

I said, "If I say that she told me everything herself, would you believe it?" ”

"What? You...... Have you seen her ghost? Lu Xueqi was taken aback and couldn't help but look left and right. Where is she now? ”

"Teacher Lu, don't be too nervous. She has already gone to the underworld to settle down, and she will live and study there in the future, and it will not be a problem to live for another two or three hundred years. "I said it openly.

Lu Xueqi was even more surprised: "What did you say?" Is there really a hell of hell? When a person dies, he continues to live over there? ”

"Of course! If there are all ghosts, is there no hell? Humans who died normally. They all continue to live and work there, called Yin Min, and until they die again, they will enter the path of reincarnation and be reincarnated as human beings again. ”

Lu Xueqi let out an "oh" and said, "Where is the underworld?" Will Xiao Mingyue's slut come to trouble me again? ”

"The underworld is all around us, but ordinary people can't see it. But the Yin people over there can see us. Perhaps, Xiao Mingyue is looking at you, but she won't come to you again. ”

"Huh?! Around us? She's still looking at me? Lu Xueqi was still frightened, and her delicate body trembled. His face turned white, and he looked around in horror, looking dazed and at a loss.

Seeing this cold and violent female teacher so scared, I felt an inexplicable feeling in my heart, and said, "However, if it weren't for me, Xiao Mingyue would definitely continue to pester you and torture you in the sun." In her words, I don't want your life, I don't want your body, but the living sin still has to make you fed up, hehe......"

The last smile made Lu Xueqi suddenly think of something, and her face suddenly turned red: "Shameless!" Don't talk about it again! ”

"Did I mention it?" I looked innocent, stroked the long hair on my forehead, and asked rhetorically.

Lu Xueqi was a little speechless, glared at me, looked at the lights in the distance, and said, "It seems that you are telling me that you are very capable?" You have a certain credit for my affairs with her? ”

"Teacher Lu is indeed very smart and understands some things. However, I don't mean to ask for credit. I do know some things between yin and yang, and it is also my duty to solve the grievances between people and ghosts like you and Xiao Mingyue. ”

"Duty? What are you? In addition to being my student, can you be an onmyoji? ”

"Oh? Teacher Lu also knows this profession? ”

"I've seen a pig run!" Lu Xueqi said coldly.

Hehe, she still has this sharp mouth and is unforgiving.

I smiled and nodded, "Okay, I'll admit that I'm indeed a real Onmyoji. At the same time, I'm still ......"

At that moment, I spoke out about my official position and responsibilities. Lu Xueqi's beautiful lips opened in surprise when she heard this, and her expression was quite moving: "You, you actually ......"

I was a little proud, smiled and nodded, thinking that I was still a gentleman: "Well, yes, I am now such a Yin and Yang Law Enforcement Supervisor and Adjudicator." If you don't meet it, you must take care of it, act impartially, people and ghosts will not be bullied, take the laws and regulations of yin and yang as the criterion, and strive to maintain the legitimate rights and freedoms between yin and yang, people and ghosts. ”

But who knew that Lu Xueqi's face was cold, and she pouted and said, "Don't pretend there!" That's exactly what it is! You're a three-year-old, huh? I also believe in ghosts, and I also believe in the underworld, you are such a poor ghost doing yin and yang walking, is Lord Yama blind? Or are you yourself in the water in your head and talking nonsense? With a monthly salary of 400,000 yuan, are you crazy? Delusional? Have you had medical insurance? I suggest you see a brain surgery tomorrow! ”

Grass in the nest! This Lu Lengyan is still such a poisonous tongue and mean to the end! If you don't give her a little color to take a look, she still thinks that the master is joking with her, right?

I snorted coldly, turned around and took out the official seal. I don't want to lift my shirt in front of her, lest she think I'm going to do something. I stretched out the official seal in front of her and said, "Teacher Lu, you can see clearly, what is written on this?" ”

Lu Xueqi actually took off her sunglasses, looked at them, and read: "The Southwest Hades Palace secretly walks in yin and yang...... Hehe, Zhang Yehua, you are really paranoid, are you actually looking for such a broken seal to cover me? It is recommended that you don't come to school, pollute the audio-visual for free, and in addition, don't stop the medicine, don't stop, don't stop! ”

A sneer, a burst of sarcasm, Lu Xueqi is really a woman who doesn't see the true god and doesn't burn incense!

"Lu Xueqi, be serious! Ben walks to tell you the right thing, not! "I scolded on the spot, and secretly activated the recording and transmission functions of the official seal, but there was no small pressure.

But who knew that Lu Xueqi was furious on the spot and scolded: "Little Wang Ba Lamb, you dare to call me by my name!" I think you're crazy home, right? Looking for a fight! ”

Before the words fell, this high-ranking and cold female teacher suddenly attacked me, threw away her sunglasses, and lifted her jade # leg to fly over with a flirtatious foot.

I was startled, and I was sweating. Lu Xueqi is really extraordinary, the speed is so fast, the momentum is heavy, and the trick is fatal with one blow.

Fortunately, I reacted faster, and suddenly retreated three meters away, and was about to speak, but she pounced like a bolt of lightning, and the old fist's legs slammed over like a storm: "Little bastard, do you still dare to hide?" The old lady didn't teach you a good lesson today, do you think you can pass the test if you are oily? ”

A mother in the nest, in front of the walking official seal, this woman can be regarded as attacking the big yin, right? Her stormy attack turned out to be leakless, and her moves went to the vital places, making me scramble, dodging left and right, and almost hit the move several times, and I was embarrassed.

I am walking in yin and yang, Lu Xueqi is an ordinary mortal without cultivation power, I can't use my own mana to cure her, because I will be punished accordingly, which is also one of the rules of yin and yang. If I activate the Jiuyang Mind Method, I'm afraid she won't be able to eat and walk away.

Lu Xueqi attacked urgently, and I could only dodge in a hurry, I really don't know how she has such a strong physical attack power? If you can practice the method of yin and yang, then you can still get it?

Seeing that I was so embarrassed, Lu Xueqi attacked even more fiercely, I really don't know what kind of grudge this girl had with me in my last life, and she looked like she wouldn't give up if she didn't clean me up.

I avoided Lu Xueqi's fists and legs again and again, and hid in the woods not far from the side of the road. I really couldn't help it, and yelled hurriedly: "Lu Xueqi, don't deceive people too much." At this time, I am walking for yin and yang, you are attacking public officials, and you will be fined 20,000 yuan! ”

"Walking, you're big? Public office, you fart! Penalty yarn! The old lady attacked you today and taught you a lesson! You dare to hide, dodge, and see how long you can hide! Lu Xueqi scolded coquettishly, and it was even more Snow Fist Jade# leg attack, and the momentum was even grander.

"Ben walks to warn you again!"

"Warning! If my mother doesn't teach you a lesson today, it's hard to get rid of my upset! ”

"Law enforcement big seal and small god pressure, halve the effectiveness!" I immediately drank it cold, raised the official seal, and urged it.

"God press the ass...... Uh......"

Lu Xueqi scolded her, but she was suddenly startled, and she couldn't move. The divine power of the walking official seal exploded, the white jade light flashed, and the red font covered her whole body. Her style, I really want to spray nosebleeds when I see it.

At that time, Lu Xueqi was suppressed in the offensive of the big splitting in the air, so she stood on the ground with her left foot, raised her right leg, and the beautiful # legs were exposed under the short skirt, and there was a black # silk charm inside, and the fists in front and back of the two hands were not fragrant # glamorous.

Hit the trick all of a sudden, Lu Xueqi was so anxious that she couldn't move even if she wanted to struggle, her face was red, and she scolded: "Dead bastard, stinky rascal, what fucking evil method did you use?" Let go of me! Let go of me! ”

I really couldn't resist Lu Xueqi's temptation, and my eyes glanced at the secret place, but I quickly looked away and looked up at the stars in the night sky. I also don't want to wake up my wife, who is still jet-lagged in my mind, she seems to have been jet-lagged for a longer time.

I said coldly: "Lu Xueqi, Ben walks to warn you again, Hugh is going to insult the officials in the underworld who are enforcing the law." In the yang world, I am already a deputy # provincial # level member, you should be respectful. Now, this walk did not use any evil law, but the way of law enforcement given by the king of the southwest Hades. Your every word and deed will be passed into the law enforcement archiving. All the sentences you have received have been notified to you personally, and if you don't believe it, it will soon be known! ”

"Get out! Don't come to fool me! Hurry up and let go of the old lady! Lu Xueqi still had a hard mouth, her face was red, and she was stubborn and arrogant.

If it weren't for me halving the effectiveness, I'm afraid she would have been pressed to her knees. Of course, her physical fitness is still beyond my imagination.

I smiled coldly, and let her keep her look like this, anyway, in the woods, no vehicle personnel could see it. I still raised the official seal: "Lu Xueqi, the grievances between you and Xiao Mingyue are clear in this walk, I really can't imagine that you are so grudgeful." ...... year"

Speaking, I will tell Xiao Mingyue about the situation one by one. Lu Xueqi was still a little wilted when she heard this, maybe she didn't expect that she had spent the money at the beginning, but the matter was still not covered. Under the pressure of the little god, her body trembled, and she roared: "Little bastard, she wants to gamble herself, and she stumbles, what does it matter to me?" You don't have to be a good person here, pretend to be righteous, and let me go! &rdqu Throw the page with a giant stroke. o; -