"Come on~ Kill me! Kill mom and you'll be free! The middle-aged woman appeared in front of Wu Ding ghostly, saying incomprehensible words.

"This~ Although I don't know why I had the idea of killing you, but you don't seem to be my mother, right?" Wu Ding threw the knife in his hand as he spoke, turned around and ran away - how weird this scene looked, and he always felt that something bad would happen when he stayed here.

Deep in the dark alleys, the sky is like a narrow line, cut by cobweb-like wires, and the old-fashioned concrete buildings are like hideous ghosts, all the more hideous against the mottled street lamps—Wu Ding rushed out of such buildings.

"Come on~ Kill me!" The middle-aged woman chased after Wu Ding relentlessly.

"What kind of grudge? If you want me to kill you, there are still people who make such a request......" Wu Ding's words were interrupted - with a neat "squeak~ah", the door of the entire building opened, and a middle-aged woman with the same face walked out from behind the door and shouted together: "Come on~ Kill me!" Kill mom and you'll be free! ”

Middle-aged women poured in like a tide of corpses, engulfing Wu Ding, who was struggling hard.

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"Ah~~!" Wu Ding let out a terrible cry,

"What the hell is your name? The soul is going to be scared out of you! Li Dongyang was drinking water, and when he heard Wu Ding's shout, his hand shook, and the glass slipped out of his hand and shattered to the ground.

"Uh~ It's okay. I had a nightmare......" Wu Ding said in horror.

"People are scary~ scared to death! You're a man too, don't be shocked when you're fine, okay? You're not afraid of other people's jokes - dreaming is the same as mourning, are you afraid that others won't know that you're timid? Li Dongyang said as he went to get the broom and dustpan, although these people were too lazy, but the glass slag all over the ground had to be cleaned up.

"Ah~~~" There was another cries of twists and turns, Li Dongyang was bending down to take a dustpan, and he was so frightened that his legs were weak and he almost fell down.

"Are you enough? It's just a nightmare to scream, why wake up and still scream? If you do this to me again~ Well, it's not you? Li Dongyang turned around and found that it was not Wu Ding who was called - Wu Ding pointed to Ma Sanbao on the top bunk with a confused expression.

"Three Treasures~ What's wrong with you? You can't have nightmares too, do you? Li Dongyang asked.

"Ahh......h

"What's wrong with you guys - all have nightmares? Could it be that nightmares are the same as the eldest aunt~ contagious? Li Dongyang asked inexplicably.

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"You second goods, you look tall and big, the timid one has a fight with sesame seeds, and the nightmare is like killing a pig - my hand shakes, and the cup is ......broken," Li Dongyang accused Wu Ding as he walked.

"Didn't I buy you a new one~ What else do you want? Nightmares are something that everyone will scream about! And I said I'll buy it for you, and you actually kissed the jade toe, to be honest, I was surprised - don't you hate going out on a rainy day the most? Wu Ding looked at the rain in the sky and said leisurely.

"I don't have confidence in your aesthetics~ You know how to look at your breasts when you look at your sister, what if you buy me an altar and come back?" Li Dongyang said as he drew an S-shaped curve with his hand.

"Hey~ Don't you like hot girls with good figures, but like washboards? We have a washboard in our dormitory, if you are willing to spend your life with it, I think it is also a good thing, at least to save a girl for the majority of male compatriots! "Wu Ding is upset.

"It's not that I don't like girls with good bodies - it's just that normal people like me look at girls first when they look at their faces. It's like you, um~ And Ji Yun, the eyes of the two of you looking at your sister always make me feel that you lack maternal love - you didn't eat enough milk when you were a child, right? It's all staring at other people's chests, you don't feel ashamed, I'm still ashamed~ I'm always afraid of being ......beaten as an accomplice of a pervert when I come out with you," Li Dongyang pouted and said disdainfully.

"Look at the girl, you must look at the figure first - first, the face may not be clear when you are far away; The second person with a good figure is a girl who pays attention to her image, and the face is destined for three points, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining ninety points depend on beauty and makeup. For example, the girl in front of you~" Wu Ding talked about these one by one.

"Say~ Why didn't you say it?" Li Dongyang asked curiously-Wu Ding is not a troll, but he must be a talker, and it is really strange that he will stop talking about this kind of topic that men are interested in.

"36C~No, 36D, if it is developed, 36E is also possible......" Wu Ding stared at the choppy girl, and her saliva was about to flow out.

"Wow, she looks so beautiful~ What a beauty!" Li Dongyang followed Wu Ding's line of sight, and the words that were originally going to dig Wu Ding turned into admiration.

"Hey~ the beauty's money has dropped!" Wu Ding found that the beautiful woman in front of him accidentally brought out a hundred-yuan bill when he was shopping for his mobile phone.

"Let's go and return the money to her, maybe we can make friends~" Before Wu Ding finished speaking, Li Dongyang had already rushed up.

"Classmate, your money is gone!" Li Dongyang had already picked up the RMB and appeared in front of the beauty with a look that he thought was very handsome.

"Classmate~ Your way of flirting with girls is too old-fashioned! Why don't you say that I lost a boyfriend~ Hehe" The beauty sent a smile, but ~ This expression should be called "contempt......

"Beauty, in fact, I think I'm really good~" Li Dongyang's heart was shaken by the beauty laughing, and his IQ was also wiped out~

"I like your character, I don't like your gender......" the beauty said leisurely.

"But~ this money ......" Although Li Dongyang suffered a mental attack, he has not forgotten his original intention - business does not become benevolent and righteous~ This seems to be a bit strange.

"You keep the money~ Flirting girls always need capital, looking at your clothes, it's not a rich second generation, 100 yuan is not much money, you better keep it yourself!" The beauty turned around and left. In the past few days, there has been frequent autumn rain, Li Dongyang just went to the small supermarket in the school to buy a cup, naturally there is no need to dress up and travel, and it is no wonder that the beauty of slippers and big pants is not looked down on - although it is already early November, the weather is slightly cool, but some people who are too lazy to wash their shoes and clothes still insist on summer clothes......

Wu Ding hurriedly greeted him, patted Li Dongyang's shoulder comfortingly, and then took away the kind of one hundred yuan.

"Hey~ Are you going to take advantage of the fire? You slut! Li Dongyang was miserably rejected, and his forehead ~ was despised miserably, and he was angry.

"Don't get me wrong~ wait to see me!" As he spoke, Wu Ding put the one hundred yuan in his pocket, and then took out two fifty yuan.

"Yo, are you still ready to be a hero to save the beauty? But people don't like men's ......" Li Dongyang thought about it for a while, and knew what Wu Ding's idea was.

"Do you believe everything people say? I don't think her temperament is like Lala~" Wu Ding said confidently.

"You can see that? Could it be that you are too~" Li Dongyang said as he took two steps back.

"It's your sister! We often go to the tea show to drink freely this summer, which is the kind of tea show that is 28 yuan and can be drunk casually for a limited time. The tea show we frequented was close to a gay bar~ I've seen a lot, and I can generally recognize it. Where the hell did you meow? Wu Ding glanced at Li Dongyang, feeling that this thing has a bad brain-if Wu Ding is really crooked, can he still be interested in beauties?

"Not necessarily—what if you're a 'two-way plug'? I'd better stay away from you~" Li Dongyang had palpitations.

"X your sister! Even if I'm bending, I won't look for you~ I think you're dirty! Wu Ding glanced at Li Dongyang with disgust as he said - slippers and big pants, mud on his legs, and a stubbled beard on his face, although he was not ugly, he was really not very clean.

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"Ah~ I lost my money!" The beauty checked out unexpectedly.

"So I put things back? Let's go back and buy it again~" The supermarket aunt said unusually calmly - it is normal for students to lose three or four things, and this kind of thing is really normal.

"But this is the last bottle of hair removal cream in the supermarket~ I have to go on a blind date tomorrow, what should I do?" The beauty is a little anxious.

"Huh~ If you don't want it, classmate, please give it to me. I'm going to buy this too, I haven't found it just now~" The girl next to her excitedly pulled the bottle.

"Ahem~ Classmate, please put down this bottle, this beauty didn't say no~" Wu Ding cleared his throat and leaned in front of the two.

"Didn't she bring any money? The thing hasn't been sold, can't I buy it? "This girl is very unhappy - it's all girls who call people beautiful women and call her classmates, and it's certain that if they are unhappy.

"I pay for her. Please give her back, thank you! I don't mean to offend you, but who hasn't lost something? It's already unpleasant to lose something, and if you can't buy what you need, it's too sad. If you encounter something like this, I will also come forward to help you - of course~ I would rather you have been lucky and not encounter such an embarrassing thing. After all, it's always the first thing she gets, so~" Wu Ding said as he slowly but firmly withdrew the hair removal cream from the girl's hand.

"Eh~Okay" The girl smiled helplessly - I have to say that Wu Ding's mouth is quite smooth.

"Girls who love to laugh~ luck will not be too bad. It seems that your luck has been and will be very good~ Thank you! Wu Ding reciprocated with a kind and grateful smile and a serious nonsense - if the luck is bad, who can laugh, so~ Gu Longda's words themselves are a false proposition.

"As for you~ beauty, I hope to get what you need to calm your mood a little. If this little gift of mine could make you a little happy, I would not have to mourn the dead in my pockets, for they died as they deserved. Wu Ding said as he gently handed over the depilatory cream.

"Uh~ thank you. How can I thank you? The beauty took the depilatory cream and smiled gratefully at Chong Wuding.

"You've thanked me, and thank you best! What could reward a gentleman more than the heartfelt smile of a beautiful woman? King Zhou You is trying to ask for a smile from a beauty, and he will not hesitate to spend a thousand dollars and even lose his country, I only spent less than fifty yuan, if King Zhou You knows that he must be jealous of me~ Not to mention that he is still a beauty who is better than praise~" Wu Ding ♂ smiled gentlemanly. If the history teacher knew that Wu Ding had applied what he had learned to this extent, he would definitely cry......

"Well, I thought you were going to ask me for a phone number~" The beauty said faintly.

"Where ~ beauty is like a beautiful scenery, it can't be disappointed, it's okay to look at it from a distance, and it's not necessary to possess it." Mountains and rivers have no owner, and leisure is the master', let alone people? Many men always regard beauties as beautiful scenery, just thinking about possession, but forgetting that they are also thinking people, but I am different, I am very satisfied to see beautiful women happy~ "Wu Ding" is serious nonsense, "This skill is almost at the full level - Li Changgeng finally has teammates." Wu Ding's "happy" is basically equated with "tactful and coquettish", which is recognized by 5136~ Li Dongyang next to him is about to vomit......

"My name is Ouyang Manqian, and this is my phone number 131XXXXXXXX. Please note that I am about to graduate with a master's degree, and we are a few years apart. But I think although you look mediocre, ~ a little ordinary, but the person is very good, another day I will introduce a few suitable junior sisters to you - all of them are beauties! The beauty said gratefully.

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"Hey~ Why didn't you ask her for a phone? But she took the initiative to call you? Turning his head, Li Dongyang couldn't suppress his curiosity.

"Hehe~ Have you read all your books into the dog's belly? If you want to take it, you must give it first - this is the truth of Lao Tzu! Wu Ding said as he pointed at himself with his thumb.

"Besides~ Didn't you hear her say that she was going on a blind date? At this time, if you want a phone, even if you give it a play? It's better to make a good impression, and maybe there will be an unexpected turn - you see that the hot schoolgirl is about to come to the door! "Wu Ding's gentlemanly ♂ face can no longer be hidden.

"Okay~ you won. Sure enough, in this world without discipline, only people like you who have no discipline can mix well~" Li Dongyang said helplessly.

"Anyway~ the hair removal cream sells so well? It's all out of stock, it's weird~. I saw that beautiful woman just now, and the hair on her mouth seems to be a little heavy, like a beard...... Hey, it's the same with another girl who wants to buy hair removal cream! Wu Ding said thoughtfully.

"Salty and radish are not worried~ all I care about is idleness. Now there is a lot of pollution, and the school canteen doesn't give us any good materials, is it strange that the girls who eat have endocrine disorders? Haven't you been stubble all over the past lately~" Li Dongyang said.